Palpatine Contract Kill

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Psykosis [legacy]
Uploaded
29 November 2003 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Contract Kill


P:220 EP:220> ask assassin about hits
You ask Wormtongue about hits.
Kill *Palpatine  to get 2000 gold.
HP:220 EP:220> 
^ Idethiel: mmm cookies...
claim contract on palpatine
You promise to kill Palpatine and are handed a contract.

*Orthanc to Edoras*

The north gate(n, e, s and w)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
"wizardfriend and on a side note can you find palpatine for me?
You tell Wizardfriend: and on a side note can you find palpatine for me?
HP:220 EP:220> legend palpatine
Palpatine the dunedain Master Assassin (Moral) 
On for:  1h 1m 22s                        Gender: male
Age: 14d 6h 48m 42s                       
Palpatine has recorded a life story.
Info: The Adept, concealed, providence, cautious, ominous, and cursed 
HP:220 EP:220> 
Finarf enters.
Finarf leaves north.
story palpatine
 Excerpt from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
 
 Arthur: And we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that
rabbit's dynamite.                                                    
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more? 
 
 ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor. 
 
 GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make
aft mistake.

HP:220 EP:220> wield sword from sheath
You wield your crimson longsword with a whisk of menace!
HP:220 EP:220> 
^ Voyager: icky, got crit twice by the high guards in mt (just walking
     through)
^ Daeron: i'm home!
Wizardfriend tells you: Palpatine is in Eriador at A large farm. In the room:
     a small forest
^ Daeron: driving home drunk is so fun. it's like a video game thats
     actually a challenge!
"buddy palpatine is in the dell farm :)
You tell Buddy: palpatine is in the dell farm :)
HP:220 EP:220> 
Speedy enters.
^ Idethiel: lol
Speedy leaves south.

*Edoras2Bree*

Buddy tells you: if hes in dale farm i think hes a fucking n00b :P
"buddy i need a kill tonight :)
You tell Buddy: i need a kill tonight :)
HP:220 EP:220> 
Osaerion enters.
Osaerion leaves south.
HP:220 EP:220> l contract
This is a contract to kill!  Fulfill it well.  It will be cancelled
if you log out.
This contract is to kill Palpatine for 2000 gold.
HP:220 EP:220> 
^ Daeron: glad i could help you mr reznor
HP:220 EP:220> 
^ Reznor: Hey, np.
Buddy tells you: so do it
HP:220 EP:220> s
West main street of Bree(n, e, se, s and w)
 Ratty the goat
HP:220 EP:220> w
Inside the West Gate of Bree(n, e and w)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:220 EP:220> w
West Gate of Bree(n, nw, e, s and w)
 Rush the dunedain Archmage (Villainous)
 Serafim the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
 A grey staff
 A big sign
HP:220 EP:220> 
Rush leaves west.
Idethiel enters.
^ Idethiel: lol guess what i did today...
Mordriel enters.
Mordriel leaves east.
Idethiel leaves east.
^ Voyager: had sex?
Cyber enters.
Large brown bear enters.
Cyber leaves east.
Large brown bear leaves east.
Laryn tells you: a dark runed battle axe is now on sale as lot 294, minimum
     bid 200 gold FRESH
Mordriel enters.
Idethiel enters.
^ Hirgail: Became a man?
Nta enters.
"wizardfriend can i get one more find on him?
Idethiel leaves east.
You tell Wizardfriend: can i get one more find on him?
HP:220 EP:220> 
Mordriel leaves east.
Buddy tells you: if hes in dales farm, go to bywater and wait :P
^ Reznor: haha, he stepped into that one.
Alexa tells you: the carven tusk of a great mumak is now on sale as lot 202,
     minimum bid 200 gold [MCoLT]fresh!
Nta looks at Serafim.
^ Idethiel: wagged school to have a root with my GF
^ Daeron: did you drive home drunk?!
Case enters.
Case leaves south.
^ Daeron: wuss
HP:220 EP:220> 
Hyperbole enters.
Hyperbole leaves east.
Nta looks at you.
Hyperbole enters.
Wizardfriend tells you: Palpatine is in Eriador at A large farm. In the room:
     a small forest
Alizari enters.
^ Hirgail idolises Idethiel
Alizari leaves north.
Rufus enters.
The guard looks around warily.
Rufus leaves east.
Hyperbole sighs.
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:220 EP:220> 
Cyber enters.
Large brown bear enters.
Grimscar enters.
Grimscar leaves west.
Cyber leaves east.
Large brown bear leaves east.
Anonymous figure says in Westron: hi
'hi
You say in Westron: hi
HP:220 EP:220> l
    The small town of Bree stands before you. Many travellers pass through
here going to and from the Shire. The road heads to the east, towards the
main street of Bree.
The Greenway continues south and northwest.
You see the town of Bree to the east.
The Great East Road continues west.
The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are north, northwest, east, south and west.
 Hyperbole Exaggeration the dunlending Bodyguard (Moral)
 A town guard [2]
 Nta the dunedain Scrapper (Impartial)
 Serafim the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
 A grey staff
 A big sign
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:220 EP:220> 
Anonymous figure grins.
The guard looks around warily.

*Super secret path to the farm*

HP:220 EP:220> fade
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
HP:220 EP:180> t
The next time you see 'Palpatine', you will do: 'hunt palpatine'.
HP:220 EP:180> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
 A porcupine
HP:220 EP:180> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
HP:220 EP:179> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
HP:220 EP:179> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
 A large buck
HP:220 EP:179> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
HP:220 EP:179> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
 A quiet doe
HP:220 EP:178> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
HP:220 EP:178> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
 A quiet doe
HP:220 EP:178> s
A small forest(n, e and s)
 Palpatine's black horse [packed]
 Palpatine the dunedain Master Assassin (Moral)
HP:220 EP:178> 
HP:220 EP:178> s    <----------- Oops ran past him :")
A small forest(n and e)
HP:220 EP:178> n
A small forest(n, e and s)
 Palpatine's black horse [packed]
 Palpatine the dunedain Master Assassin (Moral)
HP:220 EP:177> 
HP:220 EP:177> hunt Palpatine
wimpy off
set prompt $HIR$$HE>
party say I am now hunting $HIY$Palpatine
drink mixed potion
focus aim
focus attack
wield sword from sheath
backstab Palpatine
2 Palpatine
You are already hunting Palpatine!
HP:220 EP:177> 
You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
HP:220 EP:177> 
Variable updated: prompt
HP:220 EP:177> 
You are not in a party.
HP:220 EP:177> 
There is no mixed potion here.
HP:220 EP:177> 
You start focusing on your aim skill.
HP:220 EP:177> 
You can't change your focus quite that fast!
HP:220 EP:177> 
There is no sword in your sheath.
HP:220 EP:177> 
You sneak up and stab Palpatine from behind!
HP:220 EP:127> 
Palpatine is in perfect shape.
HP:220 EP:127> 
Palpatine is savagely mutilated by your razor-sharp blade!
Palpatine is at PERFECT SHAPE!!! PERFECT SHAPE!!! HP: 220 EP: 127
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
You miss Palpatine by mere inches.
HP:220 EP:123> 
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
You miss Palpatine by mere inches.
HP:220 EP:122> 
Palpatine exposes bone, slicing chunks of flesh from you!
Palpatine dodges your attack with some skill.
HP:214 EP:120> 
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine dodges your attack with some skill.
HP:214 EP:118> 
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine screams in horror as your sharp blade cuts deep into flesh!
HP:214 EP:116> 2
Palpatine is in good shape.
HP:214 EP:116> 
Palpatine is at GOOD SHAPE!!! GOOD SHAPE!!! HP: 214 EP: 116
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
You savagely mutilate Palpatine with a slash of the sword!
Palpatine flails helplessly as the deadly sword pierces flesh!
HP:214 EP:114> 
Palpatine misses you.
You thrust the blade deep into Palpatine, cutting to the bone!
HP:214 EP:112> 2
Palpatine is in average shape.
HP:214 EP:112> 
Palpatine is at AVERAGE SHAPE!!! AVERAGE SHAPE!!! HP: 214 EP: 112
Palpatine crushes you, slamming the shaft into your body!
The axe cleaves you deeply, causing severe pain!
You miss Palpatine by mere inches.
HP:201 EP:110> 
Palpatine is bleeding from a large gash across the chest!
HP:201 EP:110> 
Palpatine misses you.            *** No one can hit at all ***
Palpatine dodges your attack with some skill.
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine dodges your attack with some skill.
HP:202 EP:107> 
Palpatine misses you.
You cut into Palpatine, leaving a bloody gash.
HP:202 EP:105> 
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
You inflict massive damage to Palpatine with a brutal attack!
HP:202 EP:103> 
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
You miss Palpatine by mere inches.
HP:202 EP:101> 2
Palpatine doesn't look so great.
HP:202 EP:101> 
Palpatine is at DLSG!!! DLSG!!! HP: 202 EP: 101
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
You miss Palpatine by mere inches.
HP:202 EP:99> 
Palpatine bashes you in the face with the silver skull!
Palpatine screams in horror as your sharp blade cuts deep into flesh!
Palpatine screams in pain as the crimson blade penetrates flesh!
HP:200 EP:97> 2
Palpatine doesn't look so great.
HP:200 EP:97> 
Palpatine is at DLSG!!! DLSG!!! HP: 200 EP: 97
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine is cut into by you, leaving a bloody gash.
HP:200 EP:95> 2
Palpatine doesn't look so great.
HP:200 EP:95> 
Palpatine is at DLSG!!! DLSG!!! HP: 200 EP: 95
Palpatine misses you.
You bury the sword into Palpatine with deadly precision.
HP:200 EP:93> 
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine dodges your attack with some skill.
HP:201 EP:92> 
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine is cut into by you, leaving a bloody gash.
HP:201 EP:90> 2
Palpatine is near death.
HP:201 EP:90> 
Palpatine is ABOUT DEAD!!! ND!!! ND!!! ND!!! HP: 201 EP: 90
HP:201 EP:90> 
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine dodges your attack with some skill.
Palpatine slices the axe wickedly across your abdomen, leaving horrendous wounds!
Palpatine dodges your attack with some skill.
HP:187 EP:86> 2
Palpatine is near death.
HP:187 EP:86> 
Palpatine is ABOUT DEAD!!! ND!!! ND!!! ND!!! HP: 187 EP: 86
Palpatine swings the axe, dismembering you in a disturbing display of bloodlust!
You fall backwards as the axe slices through your flesh!
You miss Palpatine by mere inches.
HP:162 EP:84> 
Palpatine exposes bone, slicing chunks of flesh from you!
You struggle to stand as the axe steals your energy away!
You bury the sword into Palpatine with deadly precision.
HP:144 EP:82> 2
Palpatine is near death.
HP:144 EP:82> 
Palpatine is ABOUT DEAD!!! ND!!! ND!!! ND!!! HP: 144 EP: 82
Palpatine crushes you, slamming the shaft into your body!
You stab Palpatine viciously.
HP:135 EP:80> 2
Palpatine is near death.
HP:135 EP:80> 
Palpatine is ABOUT DEAD!!! ND!!! ND!!! ND!!! HP: 135 EP: 80
Palpatine misses you.
Palpatine misses you.
You miss Palpatine by mere inches.
HP:135 EP:78> 
Palpatine misses you.
You slice a chunk off of Palpatine's body!
HP:136 EP:77> 2
Palpatine is in critical condition, very close to death.
HP:136 EP:77> 
    
    With deadly grace, you plunge the crimson blade into your fallen 
enemy. With a demonic smile you relish your victim's final breath.

The blade shines in an evil crimson light as it claims another victim.
You killed Palpatine.
Palpatine has died.
Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may now claim your gold.
get all from corpse
get all from corpse into pack
The ghostly figure eludes you.
HP:136 EP:76> 
some gold coins : Ok.
a backpack : Ok.
a hefty axe belt : Too bulky.
a ranger knife : Your hands are full!
Failed.
a dark runed battle axe : Too bulky.
HP:136 EP:76> 4
You see more than one pack.  Using the first of the following:
  on your person: a backpack (in hands)
  on your person: a leather scout ruck (open) (worn)
a hefty axe belt : Too bulky.
a ranger knife : Ok.
a dark runed battle axe : Too bulky.
HP:136 EP:76> 
Kill what?
HP:136 EP:76> 
You put 308 gold in your pockets.
"buddy legend palpatine
You tell Buddy: legend palpatine
Buddy tells you: fucking gangster :P
^ Hirgail: Australian...and it's a damn fine specimin of english
^ Daeron: they can't even speak their own damn language
The ghost of Palpatine
On for:  1h 8m 6s                         
Age: 0s                                   
Palpatine has recorded a life story.
**Picking up the Prize >:P
^ Daeron: yeah, cause i get nuked a lot
claim gold
Wormtongue hands you the blood tainted gold.
11-21-2003
3:20 Mudtime