I was on a roll to-nite. So I figured I'd post these Tidbits.
Armada says in Westron: I had a privete talk with my teacher the other day
Armada says in Westron: everyone has a talk with her
Armada says in Westron: She asked me how I like
the company here, I said they're okay, she asked if I made any
friends, I said yes but I wouldn't regard any of them as close
friends, nor as my type generally.
Armada says in Westron: She
asked why and I said because I'm used to what I got in Haifa and me
getting a long with someone well is a long process
Armada says in Westron: She said I should work on breaking down the walls I built
around myself
Armada says in Westron: I blarghed
Armada says in Westron: But hey, that's insight
Armada says in Westron: Only difference is, she thinks I should break down the
walls
Armada says in Westron: I wanna add turrets and boiling oil death holes and slits for archers
Armada says in Westron: And maybe a ballista or two
Armada says in Westron: And a few stakes with heads impaled on them, just for the
general feeling
^ Gyro: Peredhil?
^ Gyro poses
^ Gyro: fill in the blanks! Gyro should )_______
^ Someone: say that's a quite horrific thing to do to him just for spamming the comm.. but I'll go along with it
^ Someone: oops, miscomm
You tell Redvirus: I would like to join your clan!
(HP:230 EP:47)
Redvirus tells you: really?
(HP:230 EP:49)
tell redvirus nope
You tell Redvirus: nope
(HP:230 EP:49)
Redvirus tells you: grr
^ Zelindo: hectan, did you call me a flamer?
^ Somnus: Zelindo, you're a flamer
^ Zelindo: ...
^ Zelindo: okay, and if i were a log, what would i be?
^ Duran: smarter.
Boredom floats into the room.
Case # 5 Abolish this council
Dysprosus reported:
The council was started by Aule. It happens to all the people on
the MUD. By Aule and whoever else inputted it. It happened
a couple days ago, and the witnesses are everyone on the whole
MUD. The council is the worst idea I have seen in the history
of Arda. It's a stupid idea. Please abolish it.
Pounder closed the case.
Solomon: 3 cheers for Pounder! Hip-Rah! Hip-Rah! Hip-Rah!Solomon threw the case in the bin [Fri Dec 18 03:37:06 1998].
Wombat took the case out of the bin.
Wombat reopened the case.
Wombat subpoenaed Serex asking [Thu Jul 8 18:48:58 1999]:
heh.
Wombat subpoenaed Demonnite asking [Thu Jul 8 18:49:10 1999]:
you smell.
Serex answered [Thu Jul 8 18:50:35 1999]:
Very funny. Not.
Deboraha cancelled the subpoena of Demonnite
Deboraha closed the case [Fri Jul 9 05:14:22 1999].
Deboraha threw the case in the bin [Fri Jul 9 05:14:24 1999].
Finger reported Sun Aug 17 01:07:48 2003:
He scold vulgar word to me
Erwin closed the case Sun Aug 17 08:47:11 2003.
Erwin threw the case in the bin Sun Aug 17 08:47:14 2003.
Erwin took the case out of the bin.
Erwin reopened the case.
Erwin flagged the case as pending Valinor action.
Erwin closed the case Fri Aug 22 17:22:40 2003.
Erwin threw the case in the bin Fri Aug 22 17:22:58 2003.
^ Moo: moo
^ Tevildo: Ah, jesus christ. You again?
^ Pestilence: lol
^ Kitsune: Heh.
^ Pestilence: Please, call her Moo
^ Marquez: tell moo Hey, its me the milkman. Show me your tits.
^ Pestilence: fdl
^ Zelindo: fdl
^ Kitsune: rotfl
Mithgil says in Westron: Vote, vote, voggety vote, a vote vote voggety voo.
Mithgil says in Westron: (That was my old school fresh mixdown reminder)
^ Chord wants either: (a)oxygen bar, (b)sex toy room
^ Chord: oops miscomm
^ Bluesbreak: good ole Ranhoth
^ Azzan: I have a biblical name. Azzan lived for 212 years and had 450
children from 30 different women
^ Dei: Virile dude
^ Mithgil: Wtf, an average of 15 kids per woman?
^ Azzan: Okay, I made that up, but it could be true.
^ Mithgil: Hahaha.
^ Chord: that is great
Erwin says in Westron: i shall take over the world with my awesome powers of fuckiness!
Erwin says in Westron: duckiness!
Erwin blushes and says: Oops!
Rush tells you: Lalo tells you: na, i want that you love me, for u
suck me dick
^ Fimbu: If you would believe it, I'm half done with another Tidbits already
^ Rush would believe it!
^ Fimbu: I found a hidden cache of tidbits :P
^ Rush: Croatia?
[ SoU ] Gothwin: I got 69 breaks figured out
[ SoU ] Namarik: hum that's it?
^ Gothwin: 69 commonly used and effective anyway
^ Gothwin: oops
^ Zelindo: Fdl
[ SoU ] Namarik: ROTFL that was such a bad misscom :P
^ Fimbu: Whee, thanks Gothwin.
^ Gothwin: erm, it's not what it sounds like!
^ Mildain begins suspecting it is actually much worse.
^ Zelindo: just saw an ad for a news thing saying people are trying to
figure out what jesus ate so they can lose weight becuase he wasn't
fat.
Ash told you: Denethor says: Ash! Ash and smoke blown away on the
wind!
Ash told you: he knows me
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: The world will end in 15 minutes!
You say in Westron: That's not Caber's fault.
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: I want his computer to go berserk
Warrax says in Westron: I think that's funny
Warrax says in Westron: he's probably taking a shit
Autosave.
Warrax says in Westron: it'd be funny if he was doing that and he heard
himself getting pk'd
Warrax says in Westron: think he'd run out of the bathroom without
washing and sit on the chair ?
hmm
You hmm and hooms.
You say in Westron: I hear he hates wiping, actually
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: what does he do then?
Warrax says in Westron: lick?
You say in Westron: Takes a shower.
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: is he obsessive compulsive?
You say in Westron: Nah.
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: he takes a shower every time he goes to the
bathroom? :P
Warrax says in Westron: see he has to install an iranian toilet
You say in Westron: This is just a rumour that's been going around
You say in Westron: probably has no factual basis.
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: you have to squat to take a shit and then you
have to wash your ass with a water hose
You say in Westron: That's pleasant.
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: no toilet paper in iran
You say in Westron: Or he should get a Bedee'
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: well there is some, but rare :p
You say in Westron: However you spell that
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: what's that
Warrax says in Westron: those tubes that go up your ass?
You say in Westron: No
You say in Westron: It's that European thing
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: oh yeah
You say in Westron: It's like a second toilet, only like a sink
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: it washes you
Warrax says in Westron: i've heard of that
You say in Westron: And you just sit on it and turn on the water.
You say in Westron: I've tried one, when I was on vacation in london.
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: how was it? :p
l
As you enter this grand hall you are struck by its size, and
you are almost surprised that it can fit into such a small keep.
Part of the torch-lit and crude stone walls are covered by a
tapestry. Scattered around the hall are bed-rolls and blankets,
but the room is devoid of any furniture aside from a battered
table. A deep shadowy alcove is built into the north wall. The room
is a bit messy, and it's obvious that many more people live here
now than was originally intended. A winding staircase leads up,
to the top of the keep, and down, where you hear noises as if
someone is trying out various kinds of weaponry. A message board
has been mounted on the eastern wall.
The only obvious exits are up, out, alcove and down.
Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
Caber Trickytrousers the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic)
An empty bottle
A brand (burned out)
A rope with a hook attached
A ballot box
Board of the Daen Hecil Village [14 notes]
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax says in Westron: WAS IT PLEASANT
You say in Westron: FUCKING WONDERFUL
You say in Westron: BETTER THAN SEX
|HP:210 EP:210> Warrax falls down laughing.
Warrax says in Westron: i'm ordering one right now!