Close shaves in CU

Posted by
Aravor [legacy]
Uploaded
13 December 2003 00:00:00
Type
NPC Battle

Short uptime, weak eq..


Note: I was quite lagged that day..
I just got the codpiece and cut the webs, and, although a bit drunk and low on HP, decided to give it a go..

The entrance to Shelob's lair(e and w)
HP:105 EP:191> 
west
west
You push aside the webs.
East end of the main tunnel(e and w)
HP:105 EP:191> Main tunnel(e and w)
HP:105 EP:191> 
west
Main tunnel(e, sw and ne)
HP:108 EP:194> 
ne
ne
ne
ne
ne
j
Shelob enters.
Shelob chomps you.
Shelob misses you with her sharp claw.
Shelob plunges deep into you, drawing forth gouts of blood!
Shelob smashes you with devastating force.
Shelob pounds you with her claw!
The underway(sw and ne)
Shelob enters.
HP:51 EP:194> You can sense an unimaginable malice lurking in the depths.
Outside a stone door(sw)
Shelob enters.
HP:51 EP:194> You can't go that way!
HP:51 EP:194> Your legs tire as they push through air as thick as treacle.
HP:51 EP:194> You can't go that way!
HP:51 EP:194> You miss Shelob.
Shelob sinks her fangs into you.
Shelob pounds you with her claw!
Shelob misses you with her sharp claw.
Shelob blasts you with a powerful blow!
You climb over the door.
    You stand just inside the entrance to the Underway, the system
of orcish tunnels that lead to the Undergate of Cirith Ungol.  The 
air is dank and cold here, and the stench of Shelob's lair lingers 
on it.  Although you are just beyond the border of her domain, still 
her malice weighs upon your will.  The maw of the darkness looms ahead 
and behind, threatening to devour your sanity.  The floor is rather
uneven here, a marked change from most of the tunnels you have seen.
A great stone shaped into the form of a door stands in the tunnel to 
the west, but you know that it offers no escape... it is only a portal 
into ever greater misery.
    The only obvious exit is northeast.
HP:8 EP:194> You still feel drunk.

I had no healing on me, so it took me a while to idle-heal enough to go into CU.
Finally, I went in and after a while...

south
east
A stairwell in the cellars(e, s and u)
Large black mastiff follows you.
Large black mastiff enters.
HP:229 EP:168> A cellar hallway(e, s, w and n)
 A patrolling guard
Large black mastiff follows you.
Large black mastiff enters.
HP:229 EP:168> A kennel(w)
 Corpse of Large black mastiff				---> What the hell???
Large black mastiff follows you.
Large black mastiff enters.
HP:229 EP:168> Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard scratches Large black mastiff with the tip of the sword.		---> What the hell no. 2?
Large black mastiff critically hits Patrolling guard with decimating force.
Patrolling guard stabs Large black mastiff in the eye!
west
A cellar hallway(e, s, w and n)
Large black mastiff follows you.
Large black mastiff enters.
HP:230 EP:169> Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard stabs Large black mastiff in the eye!

I defended my mastiff and killed the stupid guard.
After a while, as I was doing Krackle..

HP:144 EP:208> Krackle doesn't look so great.
---> HP:144 EP:208> Krackle ---> DLSG!!! ---> HP:144 EP:208> Krackle ---> DLSG!!! --->
 HP:144 EP:208> Krackle ---> DLSG!!!
HP:144 EP:208> You miss Krackle.
Large black mastiff hits Krackle very hard.
Krackle misses you.
Patrolling guard enters.			---> Ouch!
shape
Krackle doesn't look so great.
---> Krackle ---> DLSG!!! ---> Krackle ---> DLSG!!! ---> Krackle ---> DLSG!!!
HP:144 EP:208> You beat Patrolling guard with the hilt of the sword.
Large black mastiff hits Patrolling guard hard.
Krackle hits you.
Patrolling guard misses Large black mastiff.		
s
A torch-lit hallway(e, u, w and n)
 A huge orc guard
Large black mastiff follows you.
Large black mastiff enters.
HP:139 EP:207> 
up
A torch-lit hallway(d, s and w)
Large black mastiff follows you.
Large black mastiff enters.
HP:139 EP:207> 

So, now another patrolling guard was after me.
A bit later..

Shaman is near death.
---> Shaman ---> ND !!! ---> Shaman ---> ND !!! ---> Shaman ---> ND !!!
HP:143 EP:230> You miss Shaman.
Shaman misses you.
shape
Patrolling guard enters.				---> Ouch !
You cut Patrolling guard to the bone.
Shaman hits you hard.
Shaman uses his skills to heal himself.
Patrolling guard misses you.
Patrolling guard is in good shape.
---> Patrolling guard ---> good ---> Patrolling guard ---> good ---> Patrolling guard
 ---> good
HP:136 EP:230> You beat Patrolling guard with the hilt of the sword.
Shaman misses you.
Patrolling guard beats you with the hilt of the sword.
east
south
south
A torch-lit hallway(s, u, w and n)
HP:124 EP:230> Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard misses you.
A torch-lit hallway(e, s and n)
 A grey key. [broken]
HP:124 EP:230> A storeroom(out)
HP:124 EP:230> 
hpq
hp: 124/230
end: 230/230
HP:124 EP:230> 
do out,3n,4e
Do: starting commands.
HP:124 EP:230> A torch-lit hallway(e, s and n)
 A patrolling guard
 A grey key. [broken]
HP:124 EP:230> A torch-lit hallway(s, u, w and n)
HP:124 EP:230> A torch-lit hallway(e, s and armoury)
 A flabby orc guard
HP:124 EP:230> You can't go that way!
HP:124 EP:230> A torch-lit hallway(e, s, w and n)
 A patrolling guard
HP:124 EP:230> A torch-lit hallway(d, s and w)
HP:124 EP:230> You can't go that way!
HP:124 EP:230> You can't go that way!
HP:124 EP:230> Do: Commands completed.
HP:124 EP:230> Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard beats you with the hilt of the sword.
You miss Patrolling guard.
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
You miss Patrolling guard.
Patrolling guard beats you with the hilt of the sword.
w							----> Was lagged, so was just a bit lost..
You slice Patrolling guard with reckless abandon.
Patrolling guard beats you with the hilt of the sword.
d
You cut Patrolling guard to the bone.
Patrolling guard scratches you with the tip of the sword.
A torch-lit hallway(e, s, w and n)
 A flabby orc guard
HP:83 EP:230> 
west
west
west
west
You are too busy to make an attack!
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
Flabby orc guard hits you very hard.
You can't go that way!
HP:65 EP:230> A torch-lit hallway(e, s and armoury)
HP:65 EP:230> What?
HP:65 EP:230> What?
HP:65 EP:230> Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
Flabby orc guard enters.
Flabby orc guard attacks you!			----> And another one!
Flabby orc guard misses you.
What?
HP:57 EP:230> You run south.			----> Damned wimpy!
A torch-lit hallway(s, u, w and n)
 A patrolling guard
You slice Patrolling guard with reckless abandon.
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
Flabby orc guard enters.
Flabby orc guard attacks you!
Flabby orc guard misses you.
south
up
drink flask
drink flask
drink flask
drink flask
You run up.
A torch-lit hallway(e, d, s, w and n)
You miss Flabby orc guard.
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard cuts you to the bone.
Patrolling guard enters.				----> Oh cool, now there's 3 of you!
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard misses you.
wimpy off
down
A foyer(s and n)
 A large personal guard
HP:35 EP:230> What?
HP:35 EP:230> Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard scratches you with the tip of the sword.
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard misses you.
    The thick sludge burns its way down your throat and sets
your chest on fire.
HP:32 EP:230>     The thick sludge burns its way down your throat and sets
your chest on fire.
HP:32 EP:230>     The thick sludge burns its way down your throat and sets
your chest on fire.
HP:32 EP:230> You are too full to drink anything.
HP:32 EP:230> You run north.
A torch-lit hallway(e, d, s, w and n)
You slice Patrolling guard with reckless abandon.
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard misses you.
You gag as you drink but immediately feel a bit better.
You gag as you drink but immediately feel a bit better.
You gag as you drink but immediately feel a bit better.
You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
HP:96 EP:230> You slice Patrolling guard with reckless abandon.
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
A torch-lit hallway(s, u, w and n)
 A flabby orc guard
HP:83 EP:230> You are too busy to make an attack!
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard cuts you to the bone.
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard misses you.
Flabby orc guard misses you.
west
You miss Flabby orc guard.
Patrolling guard beats you with the hilt of the sword.
Patrolling guard misses you.
Flabby orc guard hits you very hard.
west
A shrine(e)
 An orc shaman
HP:45 EP:230> You are too busy to make an attack!
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard misses you.
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard misses you.
Flabby orc guard enters.
Flabby orc guard attacks you!
Flabby orc guard hits you hard.
Shaman hits you.
What?
HP:32 EP:230> 
east
up
You miss Flabby orc guard.
Patrolling guard misses you.
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
Flabby orc guard inflicts massive damage to you.
Shaman misses you.
east
up
A torch-lit hallway(s, u, w and n)
HP:10 EP:230> Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard misses you.
Patrolling guard enters.
Patrolling guard attacks you!
Patrolling guard slices you with reckless abandon.
Flabby orc guard enters.
Flabby orc guard attacks you!
Flabby orc guard misses you.
A torch-lit hallway(e, d, s, w and n)
HP:3 EP:230> A torch-lit hallway(u and w)
HP:3 EP:230> The east parapet(nw, d, sw and w)