another fool

Posted by
Vega [legacy]
Uploaded
18 December 2003 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

gets ditched of course


Someone steps into the background.
Scorn leaves south.
There's no one by that name here.
Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!       <---- more gold for me?
Anonymous figure brutally wounds you into a large piece of pulp!      <---- ouch
You are too busy to make an attack!
l
    The Stone Bridge upon which you stand crosses the River Bruinen 
and connects the House of Elrond to the rest of the valley.  The bridge 
feels sturdy enough, but you are anxious to be off it, as the swiftly 
flowing River Bruinen crashes underneath.
The path continues north and northeast.
A low ridge between the river and valley lies north.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are northeast, northwest, south, north and
east.
 An anonymous figure
 A tough looking elven guard [2]
 A signpost
---HP:203 EP:209--- Anonymous figure causes great harm unto you.       <----- dont make me laugh
You miss someone.
Elf scans the area.
say oh shit
You say in Westron: oh shit 			<----- im high, didnt react until now
---HP:166 EP:209--- do DITCH GOON
Do: starting commands.
---HP:166 EP:209--- The bank of the River Bruinen(ne, nw, w, n and e)
---HP:166 EP:209--- The bank of the River Bruinen(ne, nw, w, se, n and e)
 Corpse of Washerwoman
---HP:166 EP:209--- The Plains of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:166 EP:209--- A rocky path(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:166 EP:209--- A rocky path(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:166 EP:209--- The Door into the Last Homely House(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
 An old black key
 A hitching post
---HP:166 EP:209--- Elrond's western porch(w and e)
---HP:166 EP:209--- You open the east door.
A hallway in the Last Homely House(s, w, n and e)
 A fair elf smiling shyly
 A short staff
You close the west door.
---HP:166 EP:209--- The stairwell of the Last Homely House(s, u, w, n and e)
---HP:166 EP:209--- Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(d, s, u, n, w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
---HP:166 EP:209--- The Bell Tower(d)
 An elven artist studies the valley
---HP:166 EP:209---     You jump up and grab onto the rope that swings the bell. At first            <---- fool got ditched
nothing happens, and you begin to think that you aren't heavy enough,
but then the giant bell slowly begins to swing. As your feet hit the
floor you are treated to an earsplitting *BBBBOOOOONNNNNGGGGG*. The room
quivers and shakes from the force of the noise. Suddenly you notice
that the floor doesn't seem to be that sturdy. The boards start to
creak and snap under your feet....
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(d, s, u, n, w and e)
---HP:166 EP:209--- A hallway in the Last Homely House(s, n and e)
---HP:166 EP:209--- You can't go that way!   			<----- shit alias is wrong
---HP:166 EP:209--- You can't go that way!                      <----- AM I THAT FUCKING STUPID
---HP:166 EP:209--- You can't go that way!			<----- already saw
---HP:166 EP:209--- You can't go that way!			<----- aight   im out
---HP:166 EP:209--- Elrond's Personal Quarters(n)
 A Noldoric tome
---HP:166 EP:209--- You can't go that way!			<----- not working out for our hero
---HP:166 EP:209--- You can't go that way!			<----- goon got ditched, now split
---HP:166 EP:209--- You can't go that way!			<----- enough?
---HP:166 EP:209--- Do: Commands completed.			<----- finally
---HP:166 EP:209--- n						<----- leaving fo sho
A hallway in the Last Homely House(s, n and e)			<----- left
---HP:167 EP:210--- d						<----- making my way back to sign
You can't go that way!						<----- uh oh
---HP:167 EP:210--- n						<----- my hp and an n
Arwen's Quarters(s)
 A Noldoric tome
 Arwen, the Evenstar, daughter of Elrond			<----- *smooch ho*
---HP:167 EP:210--- s
A hallway in the Last Homely House(s, n and e)
---HP:167 EP:210--- e
^ Returno: hi				<---- right back at you
d
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(d, s, u, n, w and e)
---HP:167 EP:210--- The stairwell of the Last Homely House(s, u, w, n and e)
---HP:167 EP:210--- Kelesh enters.
Kelesh leaves west.
n
A hallway in the Last Homely House(s, w and e)
---HP:167 EP:210--- e
You open the east door.
The Healing Chambers(s and w)
 Fikion Longshank the dunedain Archmage (Villainous)      <----- hey there
 The healer						<----- got tea?
You close the west door.
---HP:167 EP:210--- request healing
The healer says: We request that you donate 20 gold pieces.		<----- aight
The healer takes 20 gold from you.
The healer forces you to drink some bad smelling tea.
---HP:206 EP:230--- request healing
The healer says: We request that you donate 20 gold pieces.		<----- love ya
The healer takes 20 gold from you.
The healer forces you to drink some bad smelling tea.
---HP:230 EP:230--- w
You open the west door.
A hallway in the Last Homely House(s, w and e)
You close the east door.
---HP:230 EP:230--- s
w
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(s, u, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- w
A hallway in the Last Homely House(s, w, n and e)
 A fair elf smiling shyly
 A short staff
---HP:230 EP:230--- w
You open the west door.
Elrond's western porch(w and e)
You close the east door.
---HP:230 EP:230--- w
Autosave.
s
The Door into the Last Homely House(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
 An old black key
 A hitching post
---HP:230 EP:230--- s
A rocky path(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- w
w
The Plains of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, s, nw, w, se, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The bank of the River Bruinen(ne, nw, w, se, n and e)
 Corpse of Washerwoman
---HP:230 EP:230--- The bank of the River Bruinen(ne, nw, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- w
The Stone Bridge(ne, nw, s, n and e)
 A tough looking elven guard [2]
 A signpost
---HP:230 EP:230--- ^ Returno: all for acro to bree
travelto rhosgobel				<----- getting out of here
Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.
---HP:230 EP:230--- A rocky path up a steep hill(s, se, n, sw, ne, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Plains of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Plains of Rivendell(ne, s, nw, w, se, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Plains of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Plains of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Plains of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
 A handcrafted arrow
 An arrow
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Plains of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
 A torch (burned out)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Plains of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The thick forest of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
 A brand (burned out)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The thick forest of Rivendell(s, se, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The thick forest of Rivendell(s, nw, w, se, n, sw and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The thick forest of Rivendell(s, w, se, n and sw)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Entrance to High Pass(s, sw and e)
 An ornate sword
 Quickdog the hobbit Bodyguard (Moral)
 A very large and IMPORTANT looking sign
---HP:230 EP:230--- Quickdog wears a leather vest.
A mountain pass(w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- A mountain pass(w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- A mountain pass(w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- With great coordination, you continue up the trail.    <----- I got the magic clit i put ur face in it
A mountain pass(w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- A mountain side(cave, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- A mountain pass(w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- A mountain pass(w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Entrance to High Pass(s, w, n and e)
 An elite Beorning warrior
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(nw, s, w, n, sw and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, se, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(nw, s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Ford(w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(ne, s, w, n and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- The Old Forest Road(s, n, sw, ne, w and e)
---HP:230 EP:230--- Outside Rhosgobel(s, cave, se, w, n, sw and e)
 Gormoth Raug-Luin the dunedain Archmage (Moral)
 A swift hawk
 A signpost
Travelto: Destination reached!
---HP:230 EP:230--- tell fikion HOLLA
You tell Fikion: HOLLA					<---- telling fikion i ditched a goon when suddenly
---HP:230 EP:230--- Karadas enters.
Karadas leaves north.
Colin enters.
Colin leaves north.
Shiva enters.
Uldir enters.
Uldir leaves west.
Shiva leaves south.
^ Returno: for fun play acro the coolest game around and try and beat me
     only lost once in 30 games
There's no one by that name here.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure strikes you in an upward blow.			<------ fuck hes back
You hit someone hard.
Anonymous figure misses you.					<------ think fast
You miss someone.
l
    You are standing just outside a cave entrance.  The old limbs of a
large tree hang down in front of you; you think this tree may be more
ancient than all of Mirkwood Forest.  The grass has been cut short, and
a gentle path leads into the cave.
The old forest road continues south.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, cave, southeast, west, north,
southwest and east.
 An anonymous figure
 Gormoth Raug-Luin the dunedain Archmage (Moral)			<---- some help?
 A swift hawk
 A signpost
---HP:222 EP:230--- Anonymous figure maims you with tremendous force!
You miss someone.
headbutt
There's no one by that name here.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into someone!		<----- goon getting broadshafted
---HP:208 EP:195--- Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Gormoth eeps.							<----- bitch
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
headbutt
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
---HP:208 EP:195--- headbutt
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
---HP:208 EP:195--- Anonymous figure misses you.
You graze someone.
headbutt
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
---HP:209 EP:196--- Anonymous figure maims you with tremendous force!
You miss someone.
headbutt
There's no one by that name here.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into someone!		<----- again
---HP:190 EP:161--- Anonymous figure mauls you like a wolf eating its prey.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Minariel enters.
Minariel leaves cave.
^ Returno: at the prancing pony
Anonymous figure wounds you slightly.
You miss someone.
hpq
hp: 175/230
end: 161/230
---HP:175 EP:161--- Gormoth puts Morimacil, the dark sword into a simple leather baldric.	<---- thanks for the help
travelto thranduils										<---- too late tho
Anonymous figure maims you with tremendous force!
You miss someone.
Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.				<---- hp too low to run to
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)							      durm gh
 An empty bottle (open)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A Beorning leader
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.					<------ i can see you
---HP:157 EP:161--- Anonymous figure misses you. 		<------ fool cant hit fo shit
You miss someone.
The Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A Beorning scout examines you
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Plains(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- Forest Gate(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.					<------ still here?
---HP:157 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, se, w, n and e)
---HP:157 EP:161--- Anonymous figure mauls you like a wolf eating its prey.
You miss someone.
The Mirkwood path(nw, s, w, n and e)
---HP:148 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.					<------ dont mess with me
---HP:148 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:148 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:148 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:148 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:148 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, se, w, n and e)
---HP:148 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(nw, s, w, n and e)
---HP:148 EP:161--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:148 EP:161--- Anonymous figure maims you with tremendous force!		<----- luv ya too
You miss someone.
The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, se, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.					<---- there you are again
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(nw, s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- Colin enters.			<---- sup stud
Colin leaves west.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Bridge(w and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w and e)
 Brigit the silvan Apprentice Archer (Hand of Eru)
You hear a footstep nearby.
---HP:134 EP:162--- Brigit leaves west.
The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(ne, s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(ne, s, w, n and e)
---HP:134 EP:162--- Anonymous figure strikes you in an upward blow.
You miss someone.
The Mirkwood path(s, n, sw, ne, nw, w and e)
---HP:129 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, n, sw, ne, w and e)
---HP:129 EP:162--- The Mirkwood path(s, w, n, sw and e)
---HP:129 EP:162--- A Bridge(ne, stairs, s and n)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Travelto: Destination reached!				<---- bout time    where to break
---HP:129 EP:162--- stairs					<----- by hand
The Stone Stairs(terrace and bridge)
 Corpse of Orc
---HP:129 EP:162--- Anonymous figure misses you.
You hit someone.
terrace							<------ again
A grassy terrace(stairs, w and gates)
 Corpse of Orc warrior
 Morka Littlewolf the silvan Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 An orc warlord
 An orc underling
 Corpse of elf
---HP:129 EP:162--- Anonymous figure mauls you like a wolf eating its prey.             <----- fool hurten
You miss someone.
Morka wreaks havoc on Orc underling with many devastating blows.
Orc warlord misses Morka.
Orc underling misses Morka.
gates
The gates to Thranduil's kingdom(terrace)
 A division of elven defenders
---HP:117 EP:162--- Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
knock on gates					<----- HOLLA
    Silently you creep through the battle unnoticed and knock on the huge
    gates.  A hollow, ominous thudding sound meets your every knock
                          BOOM....BOOM...BOOM.

    After a moment, a small sliding peep-slot opens and you feel you're
    being examined.

    Seconds later, the huge gate opens just enough for many rough hands
    to reach out and pull you inside!

A Twisting Tunnel(deeper and out)
 A division of elven defenders
---HP:117 EP:162--- Colin tells you: need a lockup?	<------ already ditched
deeper
deeper