Amusing Tidbits for Christmas

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Fimbu [legacy]
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25 December 2003 00:00:00
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Stocking stuffers


^ Someone issues a warning to Malakan for encouraging Mithgil to speak.



^ Kharash: like, in the movie he explains how he
     put those in the middle of the films he projected in his job.  Then
     in the movie itself,
^ Toruh: is it big and manly or some girly half erect pos
Otoron tells you: it's a good nice cock




Anonymous figure hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts!
You killed Atraiu.
In Atraiu's fierce attack, Thalus fails to keep his anonymity.
A dark mist enters the room and a sharp pain digs into your soul!
Atraiu has died.





You tell Gyro: wanna make a webpage for me? :P
Gyro tells you: For what?
You tell Gyro: my guild!
You tell Gyro: but we are all morons and dont know how to :P
Gyro tells you: I will do what I can... You gotta supply me ith what
     you want and I willg et it done!
You tell Gyro: ok, on the main page, i want 'gyro is a penis'
Gyro tells you: Done!
You tell Gyro: and have that linked to another page that says gyro has a
     smell penis
Gyro tells you: Okay...
Gyro tells you: Next page?
You tell Gyro: then have a link to go to another page and there, i want it
     to have a picture of a penis





Naith told you: What is this r0x0r nonsense all you kids insist on
saying.
Naith told you: I refuse to read words with numbers in them.




^ Iarla: Nyssa, from what I've seen you have two qualities that must be
present before you're attracted to someone.
^ Iarla: Penis and Pulse.
^ Iarla: And the pulse may be optional.




^ Crusaderr: speaking of dogs, how's your wife?
^ Anduras: she's good
^ Anduras: speaking of wives, how's your hand?




You follow your leader north.
A path around the Mirrormere(s and n)
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Temli enters.
Large brown bear enters.
Zelindo leaves north, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
Large brown bear leaves north.
Temli leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Dimrill stair(nw and s)
 Temli TEAM DESTRUCTO the dwarf Untouchable (Villainous)
 A large brown bear (charmed)
 Zelindo's white stallion
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Zelindo leaves northwest, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
You follow your leader northwest.
Redhorn Pass(nw and se)
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Temli enters.
Large brown bear enters.
Zelindo leaves northwest, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
Large brown bear leaves northwest.
Temli leaves northwest.
You follow your leader northwest.
Redhorn Pass(se and w)
 Temli TEAM DESTRUCTO the dwarf Untouchable (Villainous)
 A large brown bear (charmed)
 Zelindo's white stallion
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Zelindo leaves west, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
You follow your leader west.
Redhorn Pass(e and w)
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Temli enters.
Large brown bear enters.
You critically hit Temli with decimating force.
Temli falls to the ground.
Feeling merciful towards your victim, you cease attacking, letting Temli
     fall to the floor, unconscious.
Temli removes a bright runed longsword.
Temli drops a finely crafted studded battle shield, a bright runed
     longsword and a finely crafted longsword from a large harvester's
     pack!
Zelindo leaves west, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
Large brown bear leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
Redhorn Pass(e and w)
 A large brown bear (charmed)
 Zelindo's white stallion
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Zelindo leaves west, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
You follow your leader west.
Redhorn Pass(e and nw)
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Large brown bear enters.
Zelindo leaves northwest, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
Large brown bear leaves northwest.
You follow your leader northwest.
Redhorn Pass(se and w)
 A large brown bear (charmed)
 Zelindo's white stallion
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Zelindo leaves west, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
You follow your leader west.
Redhorn Pass(e and w)
 Zelindo TEAM DESTRUCTO the dunedain Medicine Man (Heroic)
Large brown bear enters.
Zelindo leaves west, leading Zelindo's white stallion.
Large brown bear leaves west.
You follow your leader west.





^ Caber: I hate brood war so much.
^ Rathmar: Just because you don't have the kind penis.
^ Caber: "The kind penis?"
^ Rathmar: Yes.
^ Caber: Like, a benevolent penis?




A big stinky latrine(out)
 An orc healer
HP:118 EP:129| request healing
The healer is exhausted.
HP:118 EP:129| Healer leaves out.




^ Akheron: Sperm suicided at 16:43 12/15/03.
^ Akheron: Poor little guy couldn't find the egg.



^ Zelindo: hands > You have one hand.   Gee, thanks Osse.  NOW how am I going to type?
Chord tells you: bigger problem, how are you going to mud and
     masturbate at the same time?



^ Natmir: Heh...that chick in Hanson isn't as hot now as she was before ;/



^ Bakal: Oh no, we'll never have reboot :(
Do: starting commands.
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| The bank(e)
 A strong guard watches the transactions
HP:210 EP:210| What?
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| The north gate(s, w, n and e)
 Carris' white stallion
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
HP:210 EP:210| A guard house(w)
 A guard sits here, taking a break
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| w
You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| You can't go that way!
HP:210 EP:210| Do: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:210| The north gate(s, w, n and e)
 Carris' white stallion
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
HP:210 EP:210| do n, 12n, 15w, nw,3n,enter,e,nw
Do: starting commands.
HP:210 EP:210| The Great West Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
HP:210 EP:210| Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A chestnut coloured mare is grazing here
HP:210 EP:210| Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:210 EP:210| Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:210 EP:210| Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:210 EP:210| Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Rider is riding A Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
HP:210 EP:210| Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:210 EP:210| Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:210 EP:210| Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:210 EP:210| Eru shouts: We are using too much memory! The world will end in 15 minutes!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...




Lot  Seller      Price  Description                          Tag
#25  Anselmo       825 - a large training prod                    Fresh  I had this in my pack when we killed Athin and Namarik! For Gondor



^ Chord: anyone use rapscallion?
^ Akheron: I do.
^ Chord: "Akheron tells you: Actually I don't, I just wanted your attention. What
^ Chord: "What are you doing tomorrow night?"*





^ Kaekavoos: plz hlp my frend elfdrone he is the lost
^ Akheron: i will hlp
^ Byron: dude
^ Byron: btw
^ Kaekavoos: thank u u are brave
^ Byron: it's teh, not the
^ Kaekavoos: o
^ Byron: and it only goes before substantives or whatever it is in english
^ Akheron: i am ging 2 the plce were he is o k///?
^ Byron: and names of people
^ Byron: teh byron, teh house, teh cigarette etc
^ Kaekavoos: thanx u 4 that
^ Byron: not teh lost
^ Byron: it CAN
^ Kaekavoos: it can lost
^ Byron: however go before something like that
HP:172 EP:150| ^ Byron: but thats only teh suk, teh sux, teh pwn, teh own, teh rok and
     teh rox
^ Kaekavoos: ehehe yeah teh rox0rrrrzzz




Fellowship was nuked at 21:36 12/23/03
Fellowship of The Ring the hobbit Pickpocket (Impartial) 
Departed from Arda                        Gender: male
Age: 2h 17m 46s                           
Nuke Reason: Let's see that frodo bastard win NOW.



^ Jasumin: A candy cane (engulfed in flames) (wielded).



^ Ignorance is bliss.
^ Jasumin: MP INFO!





20 EP:220| ^ Devinius: A Palantir was located at which of the following sites? 
     Amon Lhaw, Amon hen, Osgiliath, Mithlond
A scarred valley trail(s and n)
HP:220 EP:220| A bloody glade(s and nw)
 A large rat
HP:220 EP:220| At a natural chokepoint(ne and se)
 A dunlending scout [2]
HP:220 EP:220| At the high point of the valley(n, sw and e)
 A huge black raven watches you with beady eyes
HP:220 EP:220| At the upper end of a narrow glade(ne, s and nw)
HP:220 EP:220| In a narrow glade(w, n and sw)
 A large rat
HP:220 EP:220| In a narrow glade(s, nw and w)
 A dunlending scout
HP:220 EP:220| The northern end of a narrow valley(se, n and sw)
HP:220 EP:220| A Natural Ford(ne, nw, s and n)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, se, n and e)
 A small knife (broken)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| ^ Calenril: amon hen
^ Zelindo: Osgiliath
The Old South Road(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
 An old gossiper [39 rumours, 8 new]
HP:220 EP:220| ^ Taorah: Osgiliath
^ Dae: osg
The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
 An old gossiper [39 rumours, 8 new]
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| ^ Zelindo: amon hen
^ Scorn: amopn hen
The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, se, n and e)
 An old gossiper [39 rumours, 8 new]
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, n and e)
 An old gossiper [39 rumours, 8 new]
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
 An old gossiper [39 rumours, 8 new]
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| ^ Devinius: Zelindo!
The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Old South Road(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| Turge enters.
The Old South Road(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| ^ Zelindo: mithlond
Broken bridge of Tharbad(s, nw, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, w and n)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, n, sw and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| ^ Zelindo: amon lhaw
The Greenway(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
 A message stone
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| ^ Zelindo: WOO
The Greenway(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, nw, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, w, se, n and e)
HP:220 EP:220| The Greenway(s, w, n, sw and e)





^ Devinius: Pausing to count and give you a bunch of easy questions.
^ Devinius: With one word answers.
^ Devinius: That require little to no thinking.
^ Dae: with easy spellings
^ Devinius: yes and easy spelling
^ Akheron: Yes or no?
^ Champ: No
^ Gormoth: no
^ Taorah: Who made the Palantiri?
^ Champ: Me
^ Gormoth: yes
^ Zelindo: yes