As we expected a lockup, it was an overkill. Too bad, as Jerf is one of the few RoI who are not assholes.
Udun(w and n) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Triggered! doing: hunt jerf Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. = HP:220 EP:172 = Perry gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Jerf! Kaekavoos gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Jerf! You begin to hunt Jerf. = HP:220 EP:172 = In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! You sneak up and stab Jerf from behind! Triggered! doing: hunt jerf = HP:220 EP:122 = You are already hunting Jerf! = HP:220 EP:122 = The next time you see 'prays to Eru', you will do: 'pray to Melkor'. = HP:220 EP:122 = Jerf is in good shape. Jerf is somewhat drunk. = HP:220 EP:122 = You hit Jerf very hard. z Jerf is in good shape. Jerf is somewhat drunk. = HP:220 EP:120 = You massacre Jerf with incredible force! Kaekavoos misses Jerf. Perry bashes Jerf with the flat of the blade, knocking him to the ground. Jerf hits you. = HP:215 EP:119 = Jerf laughs. Jerf leaves west. You follow Jerf west. Udun(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. Jerf leaves west. You follow Jerf west. Udun(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. Jerf leaves west. You follow Jerf west. Udun(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. z Jerf is in average shape. Jerf is somewhat drunk. = HP:215 EP:119 = Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. Udun(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. Udun(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. The Isenmouthe(s, w, se, n and sw) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. You miss Jerf. Kaekavoos hits Jerf very hard. Perry misses Jerf. Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. The Gorgoroth(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. Jerf leaves west. You follow Jerf west. Orc path(ne, s, w and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. Perry gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Jerf! Kaekavoos gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Jerf! You inflict massive damage to Jerf. Jerf misses Kaekavoos. Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. Orc path(nw, s, w, se, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) A short Orc scimitar Black leather armour Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. z Jerf leaves north. You follow Jerf north. Orc path(ne, s, w and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. Jerf doesn't look so great. Jerf is somewhat drunk. = HP:215 EP:116 = Jerf leaves east. You follow Jerf east. The Gorgoroth(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. You miss Jerf. Kaekavoos inflicts massive damage to Jerf. Jerf misses Kaekavoos. Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. The Gorgoroth(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. Orc Camp(ne, nw, s, w, se, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. Jerf leaves east. You follow Jerf east. The Gorgoroth(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. You miss Jerf. Kaekavoos inflicts massive damage to Jerf. Perry misses Jerf. Jerf hits Kaekavoos. Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. Orc path(nw, s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. Jerf leaves south. You follow Jerf south. Orc path(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. Jerf leaves north. You follow Jerf north. Orc path(nw, s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. Jerf leaves north. You follow Jerf north. The Gorgoroth(s, w, n and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. Jerf leaves north. You follow Jerf north. Orc path(s, n, sw, ne, w and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. Jerf leaves north. You follow Jerf north. Orc path(nw, s, w and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Kaekavoos enters. Perry enters. z You inflict massive damage to Jerf. Kaekavoos inflicts massive damage to Jerf. Perry misses Jerf. Jerf misses Kaekavoos. Kaekavoos gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Jerf! Jerf is in critical condition, very close to death. = HP:216 EP:113 = Jerf leaves east. You follow Jerf east. Orc path(s, w, sw and e) Jerf Monkey the dunedain Stud (Sexy) Perry enters. Kaekavoos enters. k You decide to put Jerf out of his misery. = HP:216 EP:113 = You hit Jerf. Perry swings his blade in an overhead arc, causing immense damage to Jerf's jaw. You killed Jerf. Jerf has died. In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! Perry gets 0 from corpse of Jerf. The ghost of Jerf drifts west.