[ Valacirca ] Khralek: Zoso can do things with a simple fruit that you'd all think was anatomical impossible! ^ Plow: Nazgul: Tell me what Sauron looks like? ^ Plow: Saruman: well... he's dark... ^ Plow: Nazgul: And? ^ Plow: Saruman: ...and tall.... ^ Plow: Nazgul: Does he look like a bitch?! ^ Plow: Saruman: what? ^ Plow: (THUD) (SCREAM) ^ Plow: Nazgul: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?! [ Valacirca ] Crusaderr: that's alright once my cat shit on my foot ^ Rangor: How do you get to framsburg ^ Endrek: ask Ratty the goat (he knows everything) [ Valacirca ] Dorianna: Khral knows all about impregnating swallows [ Valacirca ] Khralek licks his lips and wipes away a feather ^ Sckul: hey.....gollum is mad with me....how many minutes it takes to back to normal?? ^ Crusaderr: you have to perform sexual favors for Gollum or he'll never forgive you ^ Crusaderr: go and play with his precioussssss for a bit that should do the trick [ Valacirca ]Zoso: nnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ghhhhhhhhhhhhhh ^ Agiel: "Experience are these little tiny bits of stuff that you get for killing things. To get experience, run around shouting "d00d sum1 pwrlvl m3 pl33z!". You're sure to get plenty of experience, what with the constant pkill attempts. ^ Calrond: Then which guild DO I want to join? ^ Ezekial: They're not even the 'most feared' guild! Join Glorglas! *winks* ^ Mithgil: Join Glorglas! ^ Ezekial: It's SuperSecret! ^ Fofester: Super-Ultra-Secret ^ Mithgil: Glorglas are super mysterious! ^ Ezekial: They're other name is 'The unnamed guild that's not the thieves guild that is north of rhosgobel' ^ Ezekial: But that's a bit long, so we call 'em 'UGTNTTGTINOR' ^ Ezekial: Let's all go in the darkroom and have some fun. ^ Ezekial: Er... miscomm :p ^ Fofester: That's just a scary thought :p ^ Mithgil: Just thinking that you would joke about something like that is scary. ^ Ezekial snickers. ^ Mithgil: I mean, I can see in the stables. But the dark room? ^ Ezekial: Yeah.. That's where we keep Theodrek's handcuffs and the black leather. [ Valacirca ] Carver: You back-woods playin', sister-banging, one-wheel skidding, DUI getting, hooker-slayin' PIMP Theodrek the eorling Girl Scout (Jad-target) Melkor tried to give you something. Borkaz throws a Wolf at you, almost cracking a bone! ^ Thessaly decides to head to bed. ^ Adunazon: Go by yourself for once, Thessaly. ^ Thessaly: As a malicious afterthought, I'm gonna add Adunazon to my friends list. ^ Adunazon: You son of a bitch. ^ Thessaly: I love you too, sweetcakes. Carver says: The funniest thing Carver says: Occurred when I was talking to Stryder Carver says: And he did the following: Carver says: Stryder screams! Carver says: Stryder says: oh shit Carver says: Stryder says: A squirrel just bit my chin! Carver says: Stryder afks. Carver says: Supposedly his dog chased a squirrel into the house. It then jumped up and bit his chin before running out. ^ Redfox declares, "3y3 @m m0r3 l337 th@n y0u, ph34r m3!" *lol* @Lothlorien Someone screams in Sindarin: ph33r my 1337 sk1llz ^ Plow: Ticket for plane to thailand: 1200$ ^ Plow: 5 star hotel in Thailand: 700$ ^ Plow: Seeing the sites and tasting the foods: 300$ ^ Plow: Getting busted in a child-prostitution ring and getting your name spelled out in big letters on CNN: priceless ^ Redfox: Hey... you want to hear something funny about lethal injection? ^ Redfox: Before they give you the injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. ^ Redfox: Wouldn't want you to go to hell AND be sick! ^ Redfox: That would just be unsportsman like ^ Stryder son of Arythorn: i just made a surname kind of ^ Osse Shitstorm: Me Too! A dark room(s and n) A set of worn leather bonds A dark iron rod Deformed dog wags its tails. ^ Zoso: please don't use gay or lame as an insult. I'm crippled in my left leg from a horrible accident during guy on guy action. ^ Monday: yeah i never said i was sorry for that zoso ^ Monday: i just got too carried away ^ ]Newbiecomm Fated: i could be theodrek watching you and deciding what to do with you all ^ ]Newbiecomm Fated: for all you know ^ ]Newbiecomm Frosty: no because theodrek doesnt multiply and he doesnt talk like that. [ Valacirca ] Calenril: I'm the only archmage in the whole wide world that can fail casting light 2 times in a row *struts* [ Valacirca ] Calenril: Well, it's a rare sight to have a dwarf jerking off on a piece of stained cloth from mordor Mithgil tells you: ___ _____ Mithgil tells you: .'/,-Y" "~-. Mithgil tells you: l.Y ^. Mithgil tells you: /\ _\_ "Doh!" Mithgil tells you: i ___/" "\ Mithgil tells you: | /" "\ o ! Mithgil tells you: l ] o !__./ Mithgil tells you: \ _ _ \.___./ "~\ Mithgil tells you: X \/ \ ___./ Mithgil tells you: ( \ ___. _..--~~" ~`-. Mithgil tells you: ` Z,-- / \ Mithgil tells you: \__. ( / ______) Mithgil tells you: \ l /-----~~" / Mithgil tells you: Y \ / Mithgil tells you: | "x______.^ Mithgil tells you: | \ Mithgil tells you: j Y Mithgil tells you: You have drawn Mithgil's wrath and are no more! Ezekial told you: Reznor tells you: Could you help me get a grl? I'll pay ya... *Someone gives you a good spanking! *Someone gives you a good spanking! *Someone gives you a good spanking! *Someone gives you a good spanking! *Someone gives you a good spanking! *Someone gives you a good spanking! Gildoran says in Westron: Oh... for a second there, I was thinking you would have tried to mate Fofester with the seal to breed food. *Harp picks you up, waves you around, and tosses you into a pile of naked chicks. Zoso says in Westron: oh man Zoso says in Westron: i've got the urge to herbal Ezekial tells you: "Alorian tells you: heh, fark, hamster just had babies, afk" You charge Arilyth in a feeble attempt to push him off the bridge. However, before you know what is happening, you trip, and tumble from the lattice. A giant abyss You tumble wildly, plummeting deeper into the abyss! Arilyth flies past you. You giggle. You say: Ok.. do you want to be Gandalf or the Balrog? Arilyth says: er... [ Valacirca ] Carver: He's among the top tier of classical composers [ Valacirca ] Carver: Top Tier: [ Valacirca ] Fofester: wow...i just choked on my own saliva [ Valacirca ] Ardilion: hahahah You get a mischievous glint in your eyes. [ Valacirca ] Ardilion: high culture and salivachoking [ Valacirca ] Wormbaneii: I SAID ROMANTIC COMPOSERS [ Valacirca ] Ardilion: this is what valacirca is all about [ Valacirca ] Ardilion: is that a gato in your pantalones or are you just happy to see me? [ Valacirca ] Jaier: heh its a burro in my pantalones ^ Hainter: I'd love to see you do that with your horse ^ Hainter: whoops, miscomm Wormbaneii giggles like a sheep on its first date with Theodrek. ^ Boffo: Rectal Prolapse: It could happen to you. Dimian starts talking to Damien. ^ Zoso: Taorah, i'm going to the bathroom now to take a huge, giant, massive, stinking, q-tip [ Valacirca ] Isilrion: my cat was about to give birth yesterday night... but then she forgot about it. Carver says in Westron: I don't kill orcs like a warrior. I undermine their economic benefits. Carver says in Westron: It's the Carver way. Isilrion Esteltaur the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru) [unconscious] {above you} steal candy from orc It's Christmas, you bastard. Don't make Santa cry. You take a deep breath and summon the power of the staff to your will. Focusing on you, you speak the staff's command word 'Thuringwethil', and watch as the staff's magic strikes you. As you watch the magic strike you, a shimmer forms around you. After a moment of surprised confusion, you look up to you and begin to smile. 'Fool!', you shout. 'I have resisted your pathetic magic.' Your staff begins to vibrate violently and without warning explodes!!! ^ Fingondor: who ^ Fingondor: whoops ^ Crusaderr: you're right if I matched your wits i'd be bringing myself down a few pegs ^ Fingondor: i just made a misscomm and the mistyped a miscomm message to the wrong commm ^ Fingondor: shit, that was just a misscomm too ^ Fingondor: looks like its time for bed Oren tells you: so today im driving along Oren tells you: so theres this sign, one of the ones that is an adopt a highway sign Oren tells you: and it is adopted by the united federation of foresters Oren tells you: but the r was messed up and it said the united federation of fofesters :P The Popstars, vials of coke in hand, prepare to leave for another year. Glorglas and Legolas break down crying "Noooo....Briiitney" BkD weep for their fallen popstar heroes, not bothered by Christina's beard. Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes... [ Valacirca ] Isilrion: gak,,, U gave a qyestuib fir tiy, Idub asjed ne sinetgubgm di tiy renenver wgat was ut? [ Valacirca ] Jowaka thats easy for you to say ^ Zhang: nothing makes you forget about the equipment you're carrying more than having to race to the bathroom for a double-flusher Osse tells you: logging off is bad, and it makes the baby jesus cry ^ Manni: orlandu would be like korzan and i got the black sword, mmail and 4 flasks, and i died with all of them on me. deadlok would be like i logged on, lost the whip, mmail, 4 flasks that y'all got. holla.