Basically one long tidbits log I've been adding to every so often for quite awhile now. People have wanted to see it since the Ainur removed it, so here it is! Beware: Contains Valacircans and Plow. Read at your own risk.
[ Valacirca ] Khralek: Zoso can do things with a simple fruit that you'd all
think was anatomical impossible!
^ Plow: Nazgul: Tell me what Sauron looks like?
^ Plow: Saruman: well... he's dark...
^ Plow: Nazgul: And?
^ Plow: Saruman: ...and tall....
^ Plow: Nazgul: Does he look like a bitch?!
^ Plow: Saruman: what?
^ Plow: (THUD) (SCREAM)
^ Plow: Nazgul: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
[ Valacirca ] Crusaderr: that's alright once my cat shit on my foot
^ Rangor: How do you get to framsburg
^ Endrek: ask Ratty the goat (he knows everything)
[ Valacirca ] Dorianna: Khral knows all about impregnating swallows
[ Valacirca ] Khralek licks his lips and wipes away a feather
^ Sckul: hey.....gollum is mad with me....how many minutes it takes to
back to normal??
^ Crusaderr: you have to perform sexual favors for Gollum or he'll never
forgive you
^ Crusaderr: go and play with his precioussssss for a bit that should do
the trick
[ Valacirca ]Zoso:
nnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
^ Agiel: "Experience are these little tiny bits of stuff that you get for
killing things. To get experience, run around shouting "d00d sum1 pwrlvl
m3 pl33z!". You're sure to get plenty of experience, what with the constant
pkill attempts.
^ Calrond: Then which guild DO I want to join?
^ Ezekial: They're not even the 'most feared' guild! Join Glorglas!
*winks*
^ Mithgil: Join Glorglas!
^ Ezekial: It's SuperSecret!
^ Fofester: Super-Ultra-Secret
^ Mithgil: Glorglas are super mysterious!
^ Ezekial: They're other name is 'The unnamed guild that's not the
thieves guild that is north of rhosgobel'
^ Ezekial: But that's a bit long, so we call 'em 'UGTNTTGTINOR'
^ Ezekial: Let's all go in the darkroom and have some fun.
^ Ezekial: Er... miscomm :p
^ Fofester: That's just a scary thought :p
^ Mithgil: Just thinking that you would joke about something like that
is scary.
^ Ezekial snickers.
^ Mithgil: I mean, I can see in the stables. But the dark room?
^ Ezekial: Yeah.. That's where we keep Theodrek's handcuffs and the
black leather.
[ Valacirca ] Carver: You back-woods playin', sister-banging, one-wheel
skidding, DUI getting, hooker-slayin' PIMP
Theodrek the eorling Girl Scout (Jad-target)
Melkor tried to give you something.
Borkaz throws a Wolf at you, almost cracking a bone!
^ Thessaly decides to head to bed.
^ Adunazon: Go by yourself for once, Thessaly.
^ Thessaly: As a malicious afterthought, I'm gonna add Adunazon to my
friends list.
^ Adunazon: You son of a bitch.
^ Thessaly: I love you too, sweetcakes.
Carver says: The funniest thing
Carver says: Occurred when I was talking to Stryder
Carver says: And he did the following:
Carver says: Stryder screams!
Carver says: Stryder says: oh shit
Carver says: Stryder says: A squirrel just bit my chin!
Carver says: Stryder afks.
Carver says: Supposedly his dog chased a squirrel into the house. It
then jumped up and bit his chin before running out.
^ Redfox declares, "3y3 @m m0r3 l337 th@n y0u, ph34r m3!" *lol*
@Lothlorien Someone screams in Sindarin: ph33r my 1337 sk1llz
^ Plow: Ticket for plane to thailand: 1200$
^ Plow: 5 star hotel in Thailand: 700$
^ Plow: Seeing the sites and tasting the foods: 300$
^ Plow: Getting busted in a child-prostitution ring and getting your
name spelled out in big letters on CNN: priceless
^ Redfox: Hey... you want to hear something funny about lethal
injection?
^ Redfox: Before they give you the injection, they swab your arm with
alcohol.
^ Redfox: Wouldn't want you to go to hell AND be sick!
^ Redfox: That would just be unsportsman like
^ Stryder son of Arythorn: i just made a surname kind of
^ Osse Shitstorm: Me Too!
A dark room(s and n)
A set of worn leather bonds
A dark iron rod
Deformed dog wags its tails.
^ Zoso: please don't use gay or lame as an insult. I'm crippled in my
left leg from a horrible accident during guy on guy action.
^ Monday: yeah i never said i was sorry for that zoso
^ Monday: i just got too carried away
^ ]Newbiecomm Fated: i could be theodrek watching you and deciding what
to do with you all
^ ]Newbiecomm Fated: for all you know
^ ]Newbiecomm Frosty: no because theodrek doesnt multiply and he doesnt
talk like that.
[ Valacirca ] Calenril: I'm the only archmage in the whole wide world
that can fail casting light 2 times in a row *struts*
[ Valacirca ] Calenril: Well, it's a rare sight to have a dwarf jerking
off on a piece of stained cloth from mordor
Mithgil tells you: ___ _____
Mithgil tells you: .'/,-Y" "~-.
Mithgil tells you: l.Y ^.
Mithgil tells you: /\ _\_ "Doh!"
Mithgil tells you: i ___/" "\
Mithgil tells you: | /" "\ o !
Mithgil tells you: l ] o !__./
Mithgil tells you: \ _ _ \.___./ "~\
Mithgil tells you: X \/ \ ___./
Mithgil tells you: ( \ ___. _..--~~" ~`-.
Mithgil tells you: ` Z,-- / \
Mithgil tells you: \__. ( / ______)
Mithgil tells you: \ l /-----~~" /
Mithgil tells you: Y \ /
Mithgil tells you: | "x______.^
Mithgil tells you: | \
Mithgil tells you: j Y
Mithgil tells you: You have drawn Mithgil's wrath and are no more!
Ezekial told you: Reznor tells you: Could you help me get a grl?
I'll pay ya...
*Someone gives you a good spanking!
*Someone gives you a good spanking!
*Someone gives you a good spanking!
*Someone gives you a good spanking!
*Someone gives you a good spanking!
*Someone gives you a good spanking!
Gildoran says in Westron: Oh... for a second there, I was thinking you
would have tried to mate Fofester with the seal to breed food.
*Harp picks you up, waves you around, and tosses you into a
pile of naked chicks.
Zoso says in Westron: oh man
Zoso says in Westron: i've got the urge to herbal
Ezekial tells you: "Alorian tells you: heh, fark, hamster just had
babies, afk"
You charge Arilyth in a feeble attempt to push him off the bridge.
However, before you know what is happening, you trip, and tumble
from the lattice.
A giant abyss
You tumble wildly, plummeting deeper into the abyss!
Arilyth flies past you.
You giggle.
You say: Ok.. do you want to be Gandalf or the Balrog?
Arilyth says: er...
[ Valacirca ] Carver: He's among the top tier of classical composers
[ Valacirca ] Carver: Top Tier:
[ Valacirca ] Fofester: wow...i just choked on my own saliva
[ Valacirca ] Ardilion: hahahah
You get a mischievous glint in your eyes.
[ Valacirca ] Ardilion: high culture and salivachoking
[ Valacirca ] Wormbaneii: I SAID ROMANTIC COMPOSERS
[ Valacirca ] Ardilion: this is what valacirca is all about
[ Valacirca ] Ardilion: is that a gato in your pantalones or are you
just happy to see me?
[ Valacirca ] Jaier: heh its a burro in my pantalones
^ Hainter: I'd love to see you do that with your horse
^ Hainter: whoops, miscomm
Wormbaneii giggles like a sheep on its first date with Theodrek.
^ Boffo: Rectal Prolapse: It could happen to you.
Dimian starts talking to Damien.
^ Zoso: Taorah, i'm going to the bathroom now to take a huge, giant,
massive, stinking, q-tip
[ Valacirca ] Isilrion: my cat was about to give birth yesterday
night... but then she forgot about it.
Carver says in Westron: I don't kill orcs like a warrior. I undermine
their economic benefits.
Carver says in Westron: It's the Carver way.
Isilrion Esteltaur the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru) [unconscious] {above you}
steal candy from orc
It's Christmas, you bastard. Don't make Santa cry.
You take a deep breath and summon the power of the staff to your
will. Focusing on you, you speak the staff's command word
'Thuringwethil', and watch as the staff's magic strikes you.
As you watch the magic strike you, a shimmer forms around
you. After a moment of surprised confusion, you look up to you
and begin to smile. 'Fool!', you shout. 'I have resisted
your pathetic magic.'
Your staff begins to vibrate violently and without warning explodes!!!
^ Fingondor: who
^ Fingondor: whoops
^ Crusaderr: you're right if I matched your wits i'd be bringing myself
down a few pegs
^ Fingondor: i just made a misscomm and the mistyped a miscomm message
to the wrong commm
^ Fingondor: shit, that was just a misscomm too
^ Fingondor: looks like its time for bed
Oren tells you: so today im driving along
Oren tells you: so theres this sign, one of the ones that is an adopt a
highway sign
Oren tells you: and it is adopted by the united federation of foresters
Oren tells you: but the r was messed up and it said the united federation
of fofesters :P
The Popstars, vials of coke in hand, prepare to leave for another year.
Glorglas and Legolas break down crying "Noooo....Briiitney"
BkD weep for their fallen popstar heroes, not bothered by Christina's
beard.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes...
[ Valacirca ] Isilrion: gak,,, U gave a qyestuib fir tiy, Idub asjed ne
sinetgubgm di tiy renenver wgat was ut?
[ Valacirca ] Jowaka thats easy for you to say
^ Zhang: nothing makes you forget about the equipment you're carrying more
than having to race to the bathroom for a double-flusher
Osse tells you: logging off is bad, and it makes the baby jesus cry
^ Manni: orlandu would be like korzan and i got the black sword, mmail and
4 flasks, and i died with all of them on me. deadlok would be like i logged
on, lost the whip, mmail, 4 flasks that y'all got. holla.