Since Haroth and MELS made an appearance in that last log, I figured I'd put up an amusing one from last night. A friend had claim on MELS, but Cyron and Deadlok claimjumped us while we were trying to get it. After that, I kept running finds on those two, trying to annoy them whenever possible. Then I got an interesting find on Deadlok...
Deadlok is in Lothlorien at the city of Caras Galadhon. <-- In Caras? In the room: Inside a Small Flet. Deadlok is not wanted. <(HP:210 EP:147)> >> s A quiet street(s, w and n) <(HP:210 EP:147)> >> n A busy street(s, u and n) A shady-looking elf <(HP:210 EP:147)> >> n Crossroads(s, n and e) <(HP:210 EP:147)> >> n Under an Elven Flet(s, u, w and e) The charred remains of Native elf <-- Trying to lower his alignment to go to Mordor <(HP:210 EP:147)> >> legend deadlok Deadlok Broadshaft the dwarf Warlord (Demonic) On for: 24m 22s Gender: male Age: 17d 2h 57m 54s Can be mailed: Deadlok@Osgiliath Info: God don't like Ugly, I Fell, Scuffed my Face, God must don't Love me. <(HP:210 EP:147)> Deadlok enters. Deadlok leaves east. >> u Inside a Small Flet(d) The charred remains of Native elf <(HP:210 EP:148)> >> d Under an Elven Flet(s, u, w and e) The charred remains of Native elf <(HP:210 EP:148)> >> e Under an Elven Flet(u, w and e) The charred remains of Native elf <(HP:210 EP:148)> >> e Before a large flet(u and w) A shady-looking elf <(HP:210 EP:148)> ======================================================= >> find cyron Cyron is in Gondor, The Stone-Land at Lamedon. <-- Killing lads of Gondor for packs In the room: The Lamedon Road. Cyron is not wanted. ... >> nw The Lamedon Road(s, w, n, nw, e and se) A rusty sword The charred remains of Young lad <-- Charred? Deadlok in the house! <(HP:210 EP:42)> >> all There is nothing in the corpse to take. <(HP:210 EP:42)> >> nw The Lamedon Road(s, w, n, e and se) <(HP:210 EP:42)> ^ Rathmar: That was the best thing ever. >> w The Lamedon Road(s, w, n and e) A small wooden key <(HP:210 EP:42)> >> w The Lamedon Road(s, w, n and e) The charred remains of Young lad <-- #2! <(HP:210 EP:42)> ================================================== >> find cyron Cyron is in Outside Mordor at Morannon. In the room: At the gate. Cyron is not wanted. <(HP:210 EP:181)> >> find deadlok Your find attempt fails. <(HP:210 EP:171)> >> !! find deadlok Deadlok is in Mordor at Morannon. In the room: Inside the gate. <-- Inside the gate? Why there? Deadlok is not wanted. <(HP:210 EP:151)> Dei enters. Dei leaves south. >> find deadlok Deadlok is in Mordor at Morannon. In the room: Inside the gate. <-- And not moving... Deadlok is not wanted. <(HP:210 EP:132)> >> <(HP:210 EP:132)> >> l The powerful gates of Minas Tirith tower above you. They inspire a great sense of safety and comfort in these trying times. Surely the time-tested solid craftsmanship of these monstrous fortifications can withstand any test that Mordor would cast upon them. The Headquarters of the Gondor Army has been set up to the northwest. The soul of Sauron engulfs the sky leaving nothing but Mordor's blackness. The only obvious exits are south, pelennor, west, northwest and north. <(HP:210 EP:132)> >> legend deadlok Deadlok Broadshaft the dwarf Warlord (Demonic) [ Linkdead ] <-- Wait a second, LD behind Mordor gates? On for: 32m 36s Gender: male Age: 17d 3h 4m 50s Can be mailed: Deadlok@Osgiliath Info: God don't like Ugly, I Fell, Scuffed my Face, God must don't Love me. <(HP:210 EP:132)> ============================================================= <(HP:210 EP:134)> At the gate(ne, w, n, nw and e) A brand (engulfed in flames) Voyager the dunedain Burglar (Demonic) Cyron the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) <(HP:210 EP:134)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:210 EP:134)> Voyager looks at Cyron. >> rotl What? <(HP:210 EP:134)> >> rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. <(HP:210 EP:134)> Voyager chews down the jerky. Cyron smiles. Voyager takes a brand. Voyager wields a brand. >> x Deadlok quit inside the gate? You say in Westron: Deadlok quit inside the gate? <(HP:210 EP:134)> >> legend deadlo There are no legends about anyone of that name. <(HP:210 EP:134)> >> !!k legend deadlok Deadlok Broadshaft the dwarf Warlord (Demonic) [ Linkdead ] On for: 33m 8s Gender: male Age: 17d 3h 4m 50s Can be mailed: Deadlok@Osgiliath Info: God don't like Ugly, I Fell, Scuffed my Face, God must don't Love me. <(HP:210 EP:134)> Voyager looks at Cyron. Voyager looks at you. Cyron nods nod. Voyager says in Westron: nice :) >> <(HP:210 EP:135)> >> l You are astounded by the vision of a huge black gate, carved on its center lies the emblem of the dark lord, a terrifying red eye. Enormous chains secure the pallid construction and an imposing iron wall fills your gaze. The complete blackness that forms the gate reminds you of an endless hole into which you could easily fall. The rusty red edges on the walls give you the impression of burning flames waiting to consume your spirit. The indistinct voices and sounds mix with the nauseating atmosphere giving you the most mournful feeling. From the solid rock parapet over the gate, small heads stare at the crimson horizon, waiting for an intruder, ready for dying in battle. The gate stands over the east and west, the walls seem endless. The feared Narchost stands imposing to the northeast. The horrid Carchost towers high in the sky to the northwest. The sun shines brightly in the western sky. A light wind blows from the southwest, and clouds form overhead. The only obvious exits are northeast, west, north, northwest and east. Voyager the dunedain Burglar (Demonic) Cyron the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) <(HP:210 EP:135)> Some orc archers are pointing at you. Voyager says in Westron: btw, i'm not staying in long, so don't worry about me (just in and out) Cyron leaves north. <-- Cyron can't get in, he's killed in Mordor lately. So he and MELS leave... ========================================================== Total users: 94 <(HP:210 EP:151)> Voyager sighs. >> legend serex Serex the dwarf Deathmaster (Demonic) <-- Hey look! It's Serex! On for: 28s Gender: male Age: 29d 17h 12m 20s Can be mailed: Serex@Thranduil Serex has recorded a life story. Info: <(HP:210 EP:151)> Voyager ponders something. >> legend deadlok Deadlok Broadshaft the dwarf Warlord (Demonic) [ Linkdead ] On for: 37m 47s Gender: male Age: 17d 3h 4m 50s Can be mailed: Deadlok@Osgiliath Info: God don't like Ugly, I Fell, Scuffed my Face, God must don't Love me. <(HP:210 EP:152)> Voyager shrugs. You hear the sound of many drums. Voyager says in Westron: it's ony a game :P Voyager fades into the shadows. An archer screams: If you stay here you shall die...leave while you still can! >> <(HP:210 EP:153)> Serex enters. <-- Wow, can't imagine what he's online for... >> rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. ============================================== >> find cyron You can sense no such presence in Arda. <(HP:210 EP:139)> >> legend cyron Cyron the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) <-- Hey, where'd MELS go? Last on: 2m 50s ago. Gender: male Age: 18d 7h 7m 28s Can be mailed: Cyron@Rivendell Cyron has recorded a life story. Info: You be whappin'! <(HP:210 EP:139)> ============================================== I ask Blade to go stand inside the gates to get the whip when Deadlok gets booted, because I've killed in Mordor too recently to do it myself. He chases Serex out. ============================================== Serex enters. <(HP:210 EP:132)> >> l serex Before you stands the legend Serex, the Silent Shadow, The gone returned. The man standing before you has had many titles and is truely one of the most professional killers this world has ever seen. Rumours say he came back from the dead to seek revenge upon his enemies, others say his soul was too tormented to truely die. Only time will tell... Serex turned 22 on Valentine's day 2003. His mother passed away on Labor Day, 2003. A fine piece of jewelry catches your eye. He is carrying: <-- No weapon. No wonder Blade chased him off. A beautiful, albeit empty pipe. A message stone. A spellbook. Euronymous's WAR drum. A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Deadlok'. Pageon's DURMANHOTH ring. An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with a sapphire gem. An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. <(HP:210 EP:132)> >> shape serex Serex is in good shape. <(HP:210 EP:132)> ======================================================== Deadlok Broadshaft the dwarf Warlord (Demonic) [ Linkdead ] On for: 45m 38s Gender: male Age: 17d 3h 4m 50s Can be mailed: Deadlok@Osgiliath Info: God don't like Ugly, I Fell, Scuffed my Face, God must don't Love me. <(HP:210 EP:101)> Daruk enters. <-- Gondor's Vengeance? What are you doing here? Dwain leaves north. Daruk removes a magnificent engraved longsword. Daruk gives Serex a magnificent engraved longsword. <-- And the MELS resurfaces... Serex wields his magnificent engraved longsword. >> tell blade He'll get knocked offline within a few minutes You tell Blade: He'll get knocked offline within a few minutes <(HP:210 EP:102)> >> rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. <-- I am highly amused. <(HP:210 EP:102)> Serex fades into the shadows. Daruk leaves north. Daruk enters. Daruk leaves north. >> tell blade Daruk just gave Serex MELS You tell Blade: Daruk just gave Serex MELS ================================================================== <(HP:210 EP:85)> Someone steps out of the background. >> find serex Serex is in Mordor at Morannon. In the room: Inside the gate. <-- Still inside... Serex is not wanted. <(HP:210 EP:65)> >> l blade ______________________________________________________ A tall, angry Dunlending ______________________________________________________ He is carrying: A tarnished, nasty looking, jagged edged sword (wielded). <-- No whip :( A message stone. <(HP:210 EP:65)> >> l You are astounded by the vision of a huge black gate, carved on its center lies the emblem of the dark lord, a terrifying red eye. Enormous chains secure the pallid construction and an imposing iron wall fills your gaze. The complete blackness that forms the gate reminds you of an endless hole into which you could easily fall. The rusty red edges on the walls give you the impression of burning flames waiting to consume your spirit. The indistinct voices and sounds mix with the nauseating atmosphere giving you the most mournful feeling. From the solid rock parapet over the gate, small heads stare at the crimson horizon, waiting for an intruder, ready for dying in battle. The gate stands over the east and west, the walls seem endless. The feared Narchost stands imposing to the northeast. The horrid Carchost towers high in the sky to the northwest. The sun shines brightly in the western sky. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are northeast, west, north, northwest and east. Blade the dunlending Master Assassin (Demonic) Voyager the dunedain Burglar (Demonic) <(HP:210 EP:65)> >> x No luck? You say in Westron: No luck? <(HP:210 EP:65)> Voyager bows with the deepest respect. Blade says in Westron: didn't get it >> x He got dropped You say in Westron: He got dropped ============================================================ The end. Hats off to Cyron, Serex, Daruk, and Deadlok for an overall stellar performance.