Being dumb

Posted by
Jasumin [legacy]
Uploaded
07 January 2004 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Meet Being, Your neighborhood idiot. (I know you guys hate these things, but I found this incredibly funny) (Edited)


You can't notice in this log, but he has the most colorful legendinfo quite possibly ever.

Being 2 kewl 4 u the dwarf Swordsman (Hand of Eru) 
On for:  3h 28m 47s                       Gender: male
Age: 4d 3h 27m 38s                        
Can be mailed: Being@Adornas
Info: what happens when u fall into a never ending pit? u die  of starvation! 


{HP:230 EP:225} ^ Being: lol.. no... i have a mowhawk and i'm holding a shut gun...
     kewl or kewl?
^ Asekhir: Wouldn't a gun be more effective if it's barrel is open?
^ Crusaderr: a mohawk? unless you're a native american i'm going to have to
     say not cool :P
^ Being: yeah a mowhawk.. and i have 3.. 1 with me loading it.. second
     my arming my self and 3 pointing at came
^ Being: ~cam
^ Jasumin: You should never point a loaded gun at another person
^ Jasumin: unless it is Iarla
^ Kujo: or Stre3ak
^ Jasumin: and you plan to pull the trigger
^ Kujo: Streak
^ Crusaderr: pointing as you came?  do guns excite you?
^ Being: lol.. yeah like i didn't know taht.. lol.. any who it's was my
     brother!
^ Being: i go hunting now and then.. i'm in NC and huntings big!
^ Jasumin: Just out of curiousity....how old are you?
^ Byron: IF YOU KNEW, WHY DID YOU STILL DO IT?!
^ Kujo: he's playing alts
^ Being: lol.. doesn't the destroy an RPG?i'm 14 and at the time i was
     13 and my brother 17
^ Jasumin: That's about what I figured.  Carry on.
^ Turk: miss comm!
^ Being: 2 answer u byron i did it for them cam.. but 2 calm u down i
     removed the sheal from the gun!
^ Being: brb
^ Kujo: ...
^ Kujo: I HOPE THAT CLEARS THINGS UP FOR YOU BYRON
^ Byron: I didn't understand what that meant
^ Crusaderr: translation, I know what I did was wrong, but unfortunately I
     hadn't taken my pills that week.
^ Fofester: The thought of a shotgun in the hands of someone who's having
     trouble spelling 'shell' disturbs me.
^ Dworkin: The thought of a shotgun in my brother's hands disturbs me,
     yet he's 43



^ Jasumin: lol  no weaya?  kewl  ur brioeayther is dah shoit
^ Crusaderr: translation.  Namina isn't putting out tonight so i'm
     pretending to be a 14 year old mohawk wearer
^ Jasumin: lol ur funey
^ Iarla: Translation: I am a virgin.
^ lol  wut U r from virginia?
^ Jasumin: lol  wut U r from virginia?
^ Jasumin: Well...being...you've mastered the colorcode system....and the
     surname thing....what's next?  English maybe?
^ Being: lol.. yeah i'm 2 grads behind in english (sorry dudes.. phone)
^ Fofester: Oh dear lord
^ Jasumin: So you're in 6th grade english eh?  That's rough.
^ Fofester: Being, you are a sinner.
^ Kujo: Didn't see that one coming
^ Fofester: You will burn.
^ Jasumin: NO you can still be saved!
^ Jasumin: type save
^ Fofester: That surname and legendinfo deserve an eternity of fire.
^ Fofester: Jas, it makes me cry :9
^ Fofester: :(
^ Being: lol... but on the contrary i'm a believer! I belive that
     Jesuse Christ saves!
^ Kujo: christ
^ Kujo: Is that you, Bane?
^ Fofester: Just don't pull a Baneofevil on us, please
^ Kujo: who is Jesuse?
^ Being: jesus is are lord...
^ Kujo: ah, thanks for clearing that up for me!
^ Someone explodes
^ Fofester: Hahaha
^ Fofester: Christianity for the l33t
^ Being: u ok kujo?
^ Fofester: 'j3$u$ r l0rD
^ Kujo: No, i'm very freakin' hot
^ Being: lol.. ok man... c u around
^ Fofester: jesus r teh pwn
^ Fofester: Does making fun of him make me a bad christian? :p
^ Kujo: it makes you a bad person
^ Being: um.. well if u'rea christain u would do it
^ Jasumin: So Being..you are in 6th grade English?
^ Being: yes.. but in 9th grade so i' m a big time losser
^ Jasumin: Your math skills are lacking a little too I see.
^ Being: lol... math skills? i'm a grade ahead in math
^ Kujo: i admire this Being guy, he's not good at English yet he's
     playing an all text game.
^ Jasumin: But if you're 2 grades behind in English...and yet you're doing
     6th grade English in 9th grade...
^ Being: thank u kujo... it's not easy.. lol.. but it's a game
^ Rami: kujo this game taught me English :P
^ Jasumin: Maybe I just..can't subtract
^ Being: i'm 3 grades behind
^ Jasumin: oh
^ Being: i've been in 5 spelling bees and lost them all!
^ Kujo: haha
^ Kujo: that's dedication
^ Grymlar: fdk
^ Grymlar: er, fdl rather
^ Being: lol.. it shall b because i got junk 2 do around here.. and i'v
     some more things 2 burn.. i'm the
^ Aatoz: burninator
^ Tilion sighs.
^ Kujo: um
^ Fofester: Tilion, please, I beg you
^ Kujo: right
^ Being: the "burninator" i burn all in sigt// i burn junk in my
     room... so... i'm going 2 c if i can get some things on fire... oh
     yeah and i'm alsot looking 4 this dude called torch..
^ Aatoz: man...someone did it
^ Fofester: ...
^ Being: heya dudes.. i'v never made a forst fire nor made a house go
     up in flams.. the worst was getting a second degrea burn
^ Jasumin: So let me ask you...was your name supposed to be Begin?
^ Kujo: hahaha
^ Jasumin: nevermind...I guess not...it wouldn't fit your surname
^ Being: well i didn't get 2 chouse my name.. some one else did it 4
     me.. i thinks it's ok
^ Kujo: ...
^ Jasumin chokes.
^ Fofester: This is getting juicy!
^ Jasumin: And who chose it?
^ Kujo: the shutgun or his brother
^ Being: so... besides my bad grades in english and my good grads in
     math and the shut gun and the mowhawk..what else
^ Jasumin: Who chose your name?
^ Being: aatoz
^ Fofester: Don't forget your surname

Aatoz the Cheat the sindar Con Artist (Angelic) 
On for:  46m 6s                           Gender: male
Age: 10d 17h 29m 2s                       
Can be mailed: Aatoz@Bywater
Info: For my surname, please vist www.homestarrunner.comand u will c 

^ Jasumin: Oh.
^ Being: i made my surname.. he at first made it "being very good" and
     i hated it!
^ Fofester: Ah Aatoz, another fine example of the human species, as seen
     by his legendinfo
Kujo enters.
Kujo leaves south.
^ Oh God.
^ Jasumin: Oh God.
^ Being: k so are we going 2 b kewl or just be wierd? i'm leaving soon.
     *smiles* i know u'll will be happy
^ Wasta: Being, I am scared of people that have to shorten the word
     "be"
^ Jasumin: hey Being..I'd say see you around...but I'm guessing that won't
     be the case
^ Being: c!! being goes with almost every thing! that's why it goood..
     it's easy 2 make up a surname!
^ Kujo c's!!

Kujo says in Westron: I hope you feel really good about entrapment on a retard.