Fangdir the Natural born killer

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Logan [legacy]
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08 January 2004 00:00:00
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Misc

well basicly this guy tought i was udungul, even tough it clearly says im a member of bkd in my legendinfo. so i decide to do the dungs dirty work and interwiev him ;)

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    Calacirya [legacy]
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    16 January 2004 06:36:02

    they don't count it because they all left after being bashed.

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    Kevran [legacy]
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    11 January 2004 00:40:35

    War talk aside this was an awesome logd Logan :D

    Keep em coming Brother! :P

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    Zzidane [legacy]
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    10 January 2004 10:55:14

    yeah action was taken, but its either they have very bad memory or they have this rule when their members die, they will not be counted as member the second they die, hence we had were trashed by the almight udungul. what a great hypothesis eh?

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    Jasumin [legacy]
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    10 January 2004 01:23:51

    You guys planning on talking your way to victory or what?

    Sounds like a lot of big talk on both sides to me. Let your actions speak.

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    Barberi [legacy]
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    10 January 2004 01:13:55

    Please supply a list of all kills on this 'WAR'

    I still don't get why everyone calls this a war. We were NOT in war. We were just hostile which is what we should be since BKD and Dungs are natural enemies. It wasn't a war it was just some fun. I don't know the 'score' or count or whatever but I do know that Dungs were being stomped for a while and then they starting killing some BKDs.

    Oh, and don't use that whole '8 or 9 of my strongest players are in the military and inactive right now' excuse cause I have an EXTREMELY inactive guild right now as well and I am sure if both of our guilds were completely active that we would hand you one plain-as-day dwarven BUTT-stompin.

    Not that I am a powerplayer or anything, just pointing out the facts.

    Much love

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    Aug [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 19:53:28

    He's so much cooler then Galandrin, I got a new super hero!

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    Aug [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 19:52:33

    Next time I join a guild, I want this guy in the guild!

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    Zzidane [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 18:09:00

    yea you guys make me silly. i wonder why.

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    Kozlodoev [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 17:04:27

    i dont participate in flaming. it is silly. but 'over and over and over' HA HA.

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    Zzidane [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 16:49:49

    BULLSHIT..thats what sums up UD. in the last war, i myself have been involved in more than 10 pks ravaging those easterling wannabe asses so where did you come up with that score? do you 'not need to know how to count' before being able to join udungul?

    and true koz, sorry that our guild are filled with shitty armoury and inexperienced players, because that is the only thing we need to rape your lil sexy asses. (remember you and izor being humped in linhir over and over and over again?)

    'We just stomped your punk ass so go hump a cow :P'

    and durad, being the supreme dunghead commander, with all his sexy talk winning the war. yea i can hammer the fact that we won it onto your thick skull a gazillion times and you still wont admit it. so prepare for round 2(when i come out of my break) cause the moment you come out of your shithole, ill be there to hump you like the cow that you are!

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    Aldarin [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 16:27:46

    Logan, it's true bkd owned our easterlings-wannabie asses in the past wars, but the in the last war the score was like 18-7, to Udungul. So don't come bitching about 'even out the score a bit in the end'.

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    Kharash [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 11:41:39

    Guilds. Pscha.

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    Shulk [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 10:12:03

    Maybe because for the first time in history UD killed more then hum 0.5 persons? So they see it as a win? I don't know the score and i really don't think it should count. I mean so what if one guild killed 30 guys and the other guild killed 20? It's the first guild that give up. Like the last BkD-UD war. I mean ud got what? 2 kills? and G-unit got hum 7-9 kills. And ud where like WHEEE we are winning we are great and so on.

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    Logan [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 09:06:08

    I dont get it. where did you get the idea that ud came out victorius?

    you were getting pounded there, then you managed to even out the score a bit in the end. and now all of the sudden your all cocky? and dont forget all the other times bkd have bashed your easterling-wannabe-asses.

    /Logan firebeard.

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    Yamabushi [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 09:03:42

    Ya know, the real punchline to this whole joke would be if we take him and make him into something.

    We were all newbies once. Hell some of us still are.

    Granted this was funny, and I can't wait to get my chance to interview BkD's next applicant.

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    Kozlodoev [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 08:49:18

    that's what i meant kujo...he isnt an idiot so its not to cool to make an idiot of him to the whole mud just because of some lack of experience... its like giving somebody an alias from mt gates which involves running through the glass 40 times, and then bragging about it...

    this is, of course, as i said far more entertaining than the #50 do s,n would be.

    also this isn't even an insult to udungul:) i mean.. 'your guild, the one that just kicked our asses, has only shitty eq in armoury and no experienced players'? sounds more like an insult to bkd.

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    Theodrek [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 01:18:13

    And of course I meant Udungul as a whole, not just you. My opinion is that you're just a fuckhead. :)

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    Theodrek [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 01:14:49

    Aldarin, go pick fights with other guilds and get pounded into the ground and ask for a peace treaty.

    Ha ha.

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    Barberi [legacy]
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    09 January 2004 00:43:01

    Hah!

    Taught the lad all that he...hmm...nothing that he knows!

    Well except for a few dwarfie things.

    Good stuff Logan!

    Durad, by the way, you did stomp us so incredibly badly. *feeds Durad's unexplainable ego*

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    Amzel [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 23:43:02

    well, for those of you voting 1, the point of the log page is to entertain. if you were entertained, give it a damn good rating, instead of these repetitive pk logs. funny log :)

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    Durad [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 23:25:38

    We stomped BkD's punk ass, sorry, my mistake.

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    Durad [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 23:25:20

    'You say in Westron: you do realise that our guild, Udungul is a litle weak at the moment... we are in great need of members, we recruit those from lvl 5 and above.'

    We just stomped your punk ass so go hump a cow :P

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    Kujo [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 21:20:27

    Koz, what did Fangdir do here that was so stupid? He's just a naive newbie.

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    Darmot [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 21:03:35

    Make it short:

    I feel sorry for the guy!

    But stop laughing, why?

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    Hobson [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 20:41:15

    i'd have to agree with ignorance.. this log shouldn't be the best log on the site

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    Hectan [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 20:11:03

    that was over the top

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    Aldarin [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 19:26:25

    Theodrek, piss off.

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    Theodrek [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 19:23:42

    You're supposed to rate it on how good you think it is, not on how you think it should rate on the overall list.

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    Theodrek [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 19:23:07

    And Ignorance is no excuse.

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    Theodrek [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 19:22:52

    That's not what the ratings system on here is supposed to be used for, Ignorance. You're abusing the system.

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    Ignorance [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 19:21:42

    I gave this log a 1 even thought it's really awesome. Why? Because it shouldn't out-rank Spike's log on the all time list...or any other PK log on there for that matter. Good stuff though. :)

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    Jerf [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 18:47:30

    That was fucking hilarious. :)

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    Deornoth [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 18:30:02

    Haha, that was crude.

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    Jabba [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 18:12:34

    aww, Logan, I want that claw

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    Kilth [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 18:09:25

    Not very dwarfish at all.

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    Galandrin [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 18:03:46

    not really nice to fool people not very experienced about the game...

    evil done really

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    Aslak [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 17:23:51

    hahahahahaha Nice Logan!

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    Zzidane [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 17:19:40

    i wanna join UDUNGUL!! from this conversation alone, ive learned so much great things about it! all you potential members out there,(including fangdir) come join the caravan of love.

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    Grozin [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 16:50:11

    fdl,rtfl,lol, and all at the same time,

    my first rating ever and its a 6

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    Corpus [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 16:42:11

    Funny shit, pure 6

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    Rougan [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 16:28:37

    White-trash language, never heard of it.

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    Oren [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 16:28:17

    Logan, you are a prince among dwarves. Good stuff. :)

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    Oracle [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 16:17:33

    indeed funny, i cant deny a good log. but i feel sorry for the little dood who actually belived it, this was on his expense.

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    Kozlodoev [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 16:01:57

    bah, logan, not only you banned his way into udungul(which would not have allowed him anyway) but also into every other possible guild. its one thing to do this to being, who is a moron, but something really assholish to do to someone who just not too experienced at the game.

    with that taken care of... This log was hilarious.

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    Ghulznor [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 15:58:41

    FDL!

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    Saritalr [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 15:40:43

    *winces* This is so tragic. He seems like such a nice kid! If I had an uber secret guild I would totally want a nice boy like that in it. So granted its cruel beyond normal standards, and I feel so bad for him. I laughed really hard.

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    Devinius [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 15:40:08

    I hope this goes in the all time top 20 list.

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    Elariel [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 14:53:34

    People look at you funny when you laugh out loud at your job. Great log!

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    Devinius [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 14:19:06

    This has got to be one of the all time best non pkill logs I've read. Logan teach me!

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    Necsipaal [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 14:05:33

    Bah, that's kindof a classic, I used to have a friend who did better than that, but yeah it's always funny to fool people, I miss it.

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    Mandrill [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 13:43:58

    LOL .. excellent

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    Lotraz [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 13:29:28

    No no no Estravan!

    R0ug4n u r da r0xx0r knigh7z ...

    Or wasn't it Rougan from the KoDA that talked that white-trash language?

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    Usul [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 13:29:15

    hahahahaha....kinda reminds of corky the assassin, with the valacircan/durmanhoth story..:)

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    Estraven [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 13:17:58

    Rougi, you're a real knight!

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    Darkterror [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 13:16:21

    Fun :) But Logan, pkill more talk less :)

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    Atraa [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 12:48:21

    Agreed. Best log ever.

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    Kujo [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 12:44:11

    Best log ever.

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    Chinaman [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 12:06:07

    We did get the claw. :P

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    Deragor [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 11:53:27

    Hahaha, that was great, poor guy.

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    Switch [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 11:46:13

    Now what would be impressive is if he nipped out to get the 5k admission fee there and then!

    Oh, and did you actually get the claw, can't be bothered to check :)

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    Aldarin [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 11:39:33

    I have to ignore the fact that I'm Udungul myself and rate this a pure 6,*fdl irl*

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    Rougan [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 11:35:48

    Log is funny, but I dont appreciate fooling such naive people in order to have fun.

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    Betus [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 10:36:07

    ok, it's funny

    ok, good job Logan..

    but... I feel sad for the boy, he really wants to do his best (under my point of view in a wrong way but anybody has his choices, right?) it would be ten times more funny if you succeed in fooling a *real* Udungul ;-)

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    Estraven [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 10:00:23

    *snicker*

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    Switch [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 09:59:32

    You even covered your ass well

    'drop your message stone'

    lol

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    Tanar [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 09:42:46

    this is more than just funny...

    damn impressive...

    Cool Going Logan

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    Alarien [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 09:22:21

    Learn how to spell

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    Jaren [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 09:21:32

    That was one of the funniest things I have ever read. I wish I had thought of it first :P

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 09:20:08

    Hahahahahahahahaha

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    Sarys [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 09:19:22

    EVAR.

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    Theodrek [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 09:13:24

    Ever.

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    Theodrek [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 09:13:19

    Best log.

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    Shulk [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 08:52:23

    Logan that was the bomb. :P Fucking hillarious. *Sweet*

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    Kilth [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 08:45:26

    You bastard. Why would you lie to this poor lost immoral soul? It's obvious he needs to find the path of the light. And you are the person to show it to him. Take him to Elrond, let him heal is poisoned mind. More honesty please!

    ...and colored logs!

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    Fild [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 08:37:38

    Hahaha Logan! Nice shit bro :P

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    Camillus [legacy]
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    08 January 2004 08:33:46

    I have to admit, that is pretty damn funny.