^ Tilion: I suck at coding :( ^ Tilion: whoops misscomm You inflict massive damage to Grimm. You killed Grimm. Grimm has died. You still feel drunk. Grimm greets everyone in the booth. Grimm smiles drunkenly. HP:230 EP:68 l This is a lively booth, built so that it could accommodate many people. The cushions are soft and remarkably clean, making this appear to be an excellent place to rest after a long day's toils. Unfortunately, this is made impossible by the large amount of drunks which crowd around the table laughing and carrying on like... well like drunks do. You'll have to find somewhere else for peace and quiet, but if you want a party, you've come to the right place. The only obvious exit is bar. Grimm Bloodstone, a drunk old dwarf Corpse of Grimm A trash can Thorton Wimple Stoatgobbler III An angel sitting down drinking a beer A hobbit who is very very drunk A young hobbit waiter ***The Epic annoying emote war on the comm*** ^ Fimbu: I did the level 19 quest as a level 20. ^ Fimbu: But that was because I abused an unlimited levels bug. ^ Fimbu: (not true) ^ Fimbu: (comm is dead now) ^ Fimbu: My apologies. |HP:230 EP:178> ^ Otana skins the comm and takes a nice pelt ^ Mithgil eats the corpse of comm. |HP:230 EP:179> ^ Adaron coughs. ^ Belshazzar: Would that be called 'corpse lewding'? ^ Fimbu gets a comm pelt into a leather backpack. |HP:230 EP:175> ^ Mithgil eats Adaron. ^ Otana sells a comm pelt ^ Adaron is digested slowly. ^ Otana: recieves -3 credits ^ Mithgil buys a comm pelt. ^ Mithgil has a comm hide pack made. ^ Mithgil wears a comm hide pack (open). ^ Qwazex: is there ever anything that you dont beat into the ground mithgil? ^ Finarf: gets 0 from the corpse of comm |HP:230 EP:180> ^ Otana looks at Mithgil's comm hide pack (open) ^ Adaron skins Mithgil. ^ Lantar puts a message stone into a comm hide pack (open) ^ Mithgil gets a Qwazex from a comm hide pack (open) ^ Mithgil sells a Qwazex. ^ Finarf: legend comm ^ Mithgil: Damn, only 1 gold. ^ Fimbu buys a Qwazex. ^ Fimbu wields his Qwazex. |HP:230 EP:172> ^ Qwazex: oh no, fimbu's going to molest me ^ Fimbu attacks Qwazex. |HP:230 EP:168> ^ Dogar: Run for your virginity! ^ Fimbu's Qwazex hits Qwazex dead on, injuring his chest. ^ Fimbu's Qwazex insults Qwazex in his usual tasteless manner, making him cry. |HP:230 EP:160> Qwazex tells you: :P ^ Fimbu puts Qwazex out of his misery. ^ Fimbu Qwazex has died. |HP:230 EP:152> Qwazex tells you: shut up already ^ Otana skins Qwazex ^ Fimbu skins the corpse and gets a nice clean pelt. ^ Fimbu gets a Qwazex pelt. |HP:230 EP:143> ^ Chasm: don't comm stuff that sets triggers off please ^ Fimbu: SHUT UP, I'M BUSY. |HP:230 EP:139> ^ Otana: oops! ^ Mithgil steals a Qwazex pelt from Fimbu. ^ Qwazex: he's busy trying to annoy me ^ Mithgil puts a Qwazex pelt into a comm hide pack (open) ^ Mithgil closes a comm hide pack ^ Fimbu attacks Mithgil. ^ Fimbu hits Mithgil very hard. |HP:230 EP:131> ^ Mithgil has died. ^ Taorah: ... and the masses rejoiced. ^ Fimbu gets a comm hide pack from the corpse of Mithgil. ^ Fimbu wears a comm hide pack. ^ Fimbu takes a Qwazex from a comm hide pack. ^ Fimbu wears a Qwazex. ^ Fimbu struts his stuff(tm)! |HP:230 EP:109> ^ Qwazex: you're turning into shulk, shaddup already ^ Mithgil drifts west. ^ Mithgil enters. ^ Fimbu falls to the ground. ^ Fimbu is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! |HP:230 EP:101> ^ Mithgil puts Fimbu out of his misery. ^ Fimbu has died. |HP:230 EP:97> ^ Mithgil takes a comm hide pack from the corpse of Fimbu. ^ Fimbu drifts east. |HP:230 EP:93> ^ Taorah steals a comm hide pack from Mithgil. ^ Thorak bites you! ^ Fimbu enters. |HP:230 EP:88> ^ Taorah wears a comm hide pack. ^ Fimbu attacks Taorah. |HP:230 EP:83> ^ Taorah leaves. ^ Fimbu leaves. ^ Adonai puts himself out of his misery and comms off ^ Taorah comes back. ^ Fimbu comes back. ^ Chasm: stop comming "has died" ^ Otana gaps as comm hide pack burts back into life and begins making wierd noises ^ Taorah feeds the pack to Ratty and laughs as it falls to Trash World. ^ Fimbu falls to the ground. |HP:230 EP:71> ^ Bakal bandages fimbu. ^ Mithgil falls to the ground. ^ Bakal bandages Fimbu. ^ Thorak: you can feed a little boy to ratty ^ Fimbu regains consciousness. |HP:230 EP:67> ^ Bakal bandages Mithgil. ^ Fimbu hugs Bakal. |HP:230 EP:62> ^ Bakal screams ^ Fimbu says in Westron: Thanks man. |HP:230 EP:58> ^ Mithgil regains consciousness. ^ Mithgil attacks Bakal. ^ Fimbu attacks Mithgil. |HP:230 EP:54> ^ Bakal says in westron: What the hell Mithgil? ^ Fimbu misses Mithgil. ^ Mithgil hits Fimbu. |HP:230 EP:50> ^ Taorah laughs. ^ Fimbu falls to the ground. |HP:230 EP:45> ^ Taorah puts Fimbu out of his misery. ^ Fimbu has died. ^ Fimbu drifts north. |HP:230 EP:37> ^ Taorah loots Fimbu's stinky corpse. |HP:230 EP:37> ^ Mithgil misses Bakal. ^ Fimbu enters. ^ Taorah attacks Fimbu! ^ Mithgil tries to slap the cuffs on Fimbu. A fight begins! ^ Fimbu misses Mithgil. ^ Fimbu says in Westron: I thought we were friends ^ Thorak disarms you and sends your weapon flying! |HP:230 EP:25> ^ Taorah tries to slap the cuffs on Fimbu (for attempted murder). A fight begins! |HP:230 EP:26> ^ Mithgil says in Westron: I'm sorry it came down to this. ^ Taorah: Erm, Mithgil that is ^ Fimbu fades into the shadows. |HP:230 EP:63> ^ Taorah dies twenty five times in a row. |HP:230 EP:64> ^ Mithgil leaves west. ^ Mithgil tells Bakal: stop |HP:230 EP:65> ^ Taorah's 25 ghosts leave north. ^ Calenril: god you people must be bored ^ Fimbu: Why does Taorah keep breaking the rules!! |HP:230 EP:60> ^ Bakal tells Mithgil: Stopped. ^ Mithgil tells Bakal: plz :((( |HP:230 EP:41> ^ Mithgil enters. |HP:230 EP:41> ^ Mithgil misses Bakal. ^ Mithgil leaves west. ^ Mithgil tells Bakal: YOU LYING SOB ^ Qwazex: haha Mysqlerror the sindar Orc-target (Impartial) On for: 5m 42s Gender: male Age: 40s You wince in pain from blistering rashes caused by overexposure to the sun! You are thrown from your mount. You fall to the ground. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You regain consciousness. [ Daen Hecil ] Yggdrasil: i have to leave the comm on so i can hear God's word ^ Fofester: TALKING ABOUT ALTS ON COMMS MAKES JESUS CRY AZMODAN (HP:230 EP:184) Iago says in Westron: i girl offered to shave my balls Iago says in Westron: i said no thanks :P Drotnaz says in Westron: Why, so you'd have to do it yourself? Drotnaz says in Westron: you fuckin hair ball Drotnaz says in Westron: wow. I miss using 'fuck' Drotnaz says in Westron: It makes everything so much more 3d Iago says in Westron: its itchy if you shave Fimbu enters. ^ Iago: i touch myself enough to not have to have to keep on scratching my balls ^ Iago: aksjdhflsafada ^ Fimbu: hahahaha ^ Yggdrasil: ahahahahahah *wheelchairs* Blade says in Westron: we had this lady in one at the Uni. Blade says in Westron: meanest bitch ever Ebrecht whistles innocently. Natmir says in Westron: you ran her over with a wheelchair? Blade says in Westron: I always wanted to push her over a cliff in hers Natmir says in Westron: :P Natmir says in Westron: i guess loosing your legs might make you a bastard Natmir says in Westron: i'd probably just go all numb if i lost my legs Blade says in Westron: catch her from behind with my car, and just keep on the accelarator Ebrecht says: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you are interested. Blade says in Westron: push that tubby bitch right off Natmir says in Westron: haha The sun begins to pass towards the western sky. Natmir says in Westron: and then laugh...because you are a bastard? Blade says in Westron: laugh my ass off as she works the controls on the way down Blade nods. Blade says in Westron: you know me. Natmir says in Westron: :P Natmir says in Westron: you probably wouldnt even be caught [ Daen Hecil ] Drotnaz: I'm gonna go pretend I'm masturbating so my mom walks in on my thinking I'm actually doing it but I'll actually be pretending I'm studying and then shes gonna think I'm an awesome kid and she wont bug me when I tell her I need her to leave next weekend for a party tell batman Do me a favour? :) You tell Batman: Do me a favour? :) HP:160 EP:160> Batman tells you: what tell batman When I tell you to do it, type ^: You tell Batman: When I tell you to do it, type ^: HP:160 EP:160> tell batman erm You tell Batman: erm HP:160 EP:160> tell batman ^:$0$ You tell Batman: ^: HP:160 EP:160> tell batman It will be funny, wanna try? :) You tell Batman: It will be funny, wanna try? :) HP:160 EP:160> ^ Batman: erm tell batman Not that. When I tell you to, type: ^:$0$ You tell Batman: Not that. When I tell you to, type: ^: HP:160 EP:160> tell batman Ok? :) You tell Batman: Ok? :) HP:160 EP:160> Batman tells you: ok tell batman Ok, hold on a second You tell Batman: Ok, hold on a second HP:160 EP:160> ^Duh nu nu nu nu nu nu nu, duh nu nu nu nu nu nu nu... ^ Mithgil: Duh nu nu nu nu nu nu nu, duh nu nu nu nu nu nu nu... HP:160 EP:155> tell batman NOW You tell Batman: NOW HP:160 EP:155> ^ Batman ^^ Bogrim: I was actually mortal council chair for a while ^^ Bogrim: I kicked buttocks. ^^ Bogrim: But it was all sort of pointless :P ^^ Manni: Yeah it was ^^ Manni: Sort of felt like Sisyphus ^^ Bogrim: Oh Manni. You're so melodramatic. ^^ Manni: And Deboraha was the boulder. ^^ Bogrim: Hahaha. ^^ Bogrim: She wasn't a bad mortal council chair, she succeeded me and reduced the caseload by like 2/3 ^^ Bogrim: Not that it had any effect on the MUD! ^^ Bogrim: Except maybe to pass that stupid hunting-makes-you-lose-your-party-members thing. ^^ Manni: Well Bolgerman and I had fun opposing everything she did ^^ Manni: If she said the sky was blue, we'd vote no just to be difficult ^^ Bogrim: A prime example of the wonderful way the MC worked together :P ^^ Manni: Except then she starting using negatives in her questions, and Bolgerman still voted no by accident a few times ^ Palmer: here's the line of ok | here's Caber ^ Oshwekan: Any one seen the naked old man in Rivendell lately? ^ Hirgail: Thought the cops finaly got him.. ^ Pounder: yeah he was humping some bear i think. ^ Kikila: Are you talking about Crusaderr? You shake your fist at Mithgil. Kae appears from the shadows. Kae enters the game. You say in Westron: hmmm, you would think 'fist mithgil' would give different results. You say in Westron: erm, hi kae. ^ Osse: Viktor gets the clever award! ^ Viktor cackles ^ Palmer: Or the ambiguously anal award. ^ Crusaderr feels like chord is the second coming of Mithgil :P l The land here becomes very hilly, almost mountainous. When the sun sets over the horizon, the exposed rock formations gleam due to their mineral content. Therefore this area is known as the Twilight Hills. Lake Nenuial is west and north. The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. A crystal clear sky hovers over the landscape, dotted with a few small clouds. The only obvious exits are south and east. Phimbu the hobbit Hiker (Impartial) [playtesting] |HP:230 EP:106> ' Oh my god. You say in Westron: Oh my god. |HP:230 EP:106> ' You moron. You say in Westron: You moron. |HP:230 EP:106> ' Go jump in a lake :P You say in Westron: Go jump in a lake :P |HP:230 EP:106> Phimbu says in Westron: What legend phimbu Phimbu the hobbit Hiker (Impartial) [playtesting] On for: 1m 25s Gender: male Age: 1m 26s Phimbu is a playtest character of Durad. |HP:230 EP:106> Phimbu says in Westron: Ok! Phimbu swims off to the west. l The land here becomes very hilly, almost mountainous. When the sun sets over the horizon, the exposed rock formations gleam due to their mineral content. Therefore this area is known as the Twilight Hills. Lake Nenuial is west and north. The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. A crystal clear sky hovers over the landscape, dotted with a few small clouds. The only obvious exits are south and east. |HP:230 EP:107> legend phimbu Phimbu the hobbit Hiker (Impartial) [playtesting] On for: 1m 36s Gender: male Age: 1m 36s Phimbu is a playtest character of Durad. |HP:230 EP:108> legend phimbu The ghost of Phimbu On for: 2m 5s Age: 0s Phimbu is a playtest character of Durad. hmm |HP:230 EP:108>You hmm and hooms. Blade says in Westron: its a sign telling me to go get my wife so she doesn't get all pissy Iago heehees. [ Daen Hecil ] Blade: ok fellas, I'm out for the night. cya tomorrow Iago says in Westron: ooh ooh Blade waves. Yggdrasil says in Westron: wave Yggdrasil slaps his forehead and says: doh! Iago says in Westron: give her a hug Yggdrasil waves. Blade smirks in amusement. Iago says in Westron: and say honey i missed you so much Yggdrasil says in Westron: give her a tongue for me :P Yggdrasil laughs. Blade smacks Iago. [ Daen Hecil ] Ehtyar: Later Blade Blade left the game. Iago falls down laughing. Blade appears from the shadows. Blade enters the game. Blade smacks Yggdrasil. Yggdrasil says in Westron: haha haha Blade left the game. ^ Blade: for some reason gangbangs always remind me of Fimbu's mother. I guess it must be a "context" thing ^ Khelban: blackdeath has just been born! You tell Caber: Yes! |HP:230 EP:61> ^ Khelban: a plaque will start! ^ Oren: omg im scared for real |HP:230 EP:62> ^ Mithgil: OMG A PLAQUE CALL A DENTIST l lordjohn You sea a peaceful and handsome Lord, Lord John... and you think... ohhh!! MIGHTY LORD!!!!!. He is carrying: A belt knife. A backpack (worn). A dark bladed weapon (wielded). A message stone. |HP:230 EP:67> Your headache clears up. Lordjohn leaves northwest. Lordjohn nicks Guard lightly. ****And so my struggle with Chastity begins**** Chastity says in Westron: anyone feel like giving a newbie some gold? Roikadark looks at you. ^ Saritalr: ch Roikadark says in Westron: go earn some ^ Saritalr: damnit. ' Nah. I would if she would give me sex, but judging by your name.... You say in Westron: Nah. I would if she would give me sex, but judging by your name.... |HP:230 EP:63> Lantar falls down laughing. Erendor enters. Chastity says in Westron: knnow of any good ways? Roikadark falls down laughing. Mazrim enters. Steak enters. Steak leaves south. Mazrim leaves east. Grymlar enters. Erendor leaves east. Lantar falls down laughing. Kimahri enters. Chastity tells you: you'd be suprised Kimahri leaves northwest. Enjoi enters. Grymlar leaves east. Chastity winks at you. Lantar says in Westron: Oh Chastity ^ Omfg ^ Fimbu: Omfg ****Now, on to my innroom. With some encouragement from friends and a good idea from Mithgil, I prepare myself for the battle to come*** |HP:230 EP:40> tell caber She says she's coming in 10. What should I do, really? Claim to be gay? Or impotent? Or do the Yun thing? You tell Caber: She says she's coming in 10. What should I do, really? Claim to be gay? Or impotent? Or do the Yun thing? |HP:230 EP:42> yun What? |HP:230 EP:43> Caber tells you: Hmmmmmmm Caber tells you: Yun's wasn't really that amusing in practice tell caber Yeah. Or I could try doing really kinky, weird emotes. You tell Caber: Yeah. Or I could try doing really kinky, weird emotes. |HP:230 EP:45> Caber tells you: Hmm. I say you either go for impotency, or pretend that you thought sex meant something entirely different. tell caber Hmm. that second one is tempting. You tell Caber: Hmm. that second one is tempting. |HP:230 EP:47> tell chastity I'm getting pretty hot now ;) You tell Chastity: I'm getting pretty hot now ;) |HP:230 EP:48> Chastity visits your inn room in Bree. Chastity appears from the shadows. Chastity looks at you. tell caber Chastity appears from the shadows You tell Caber: Chastity appears from the shadows |HP:230 EP:49> ' Heya You say in Westron: Heya |HP:230 EP:49> Caber tells you: GAME TIME tell caber I think I'll go for Impotency You tell Caber: I think I'll go for Impotency |HP:230 EP:49> Chastity says in Westron: heya darlin Caber tells you: *nod* l chastity She is carrying: A group of black feathers. A broad sword. A cat-hide pack (worn). A wooden shield (worn). A fighting knife. A message stone. The Newbie Handbook. |HP:230 EP:50> mmm You mmm. |HP:230 EP:50> ' feathers. You say in Westron: feathers. |HP:230 EP:50> Chastity says in Westron: I can't imagine why'd you'd have to pick up women by offering them money Chastity winks. emote looks uncomfortable. You emote: Fimbu looks uncomfortable. |HP:230 EP:51> Chastity says in Westron: I'm a fan of feathers. ^ Nab: Nurse Malakan ' Me too, baby. You say in Westron: Me too, baby. |HP:230 EP:52> Chastity says in Westron: don't worry darlin...i don't judge. ^ Nab: robe and wizard hat, stat tell caber hahahahahaha. This is funny so far. You tell Caber: hahahahahaha. This is funny so far. |HP:230 EP:53> ' Shall we begin? You say in Westron: Shall we begin? |HP:230 EP:53> l This is a private room at the Prancing Pony. It feels relatively ordinary, with a simple bed and night stand upon the sturdy hardwood floor. Nevertheless, it is neat, tidy, and most certainly comfortable. A small flight of stairs goes back down to the inn. It wouldn't be too difficult to fall asleep in here. The only obvious exit is down. Chastity the dunedain Hiker (Impartial) A trash can |HP:230 EP:53> l bed It's a nice big comfortable bed; just right for sleeping in! |HP:230 EP:53> Chastity tickles you incessantly. Chastity winks at you. semote <-------Checking for creative ideas! ;) curtsey hop pet stifle ? dance hotfoot pillow stomp achoo daze howdy pinch stretch ack disagree howl ping strip admire dismiss hrm point strut adore distract hug poke stumble afk dive huggle ponder sulk afk2gab doh huh pong swat afk2p doubt hum pounce sway afk2p&gab drool hush pout swear afk2smoke dtango hustle praise sweat afm duck huzzah prance sweet afw duh ick preen swoon agree eek idle prod tackle ah eep iknow psha tango ahh egiggle imho ptip tap ahoy egrin imo puke taunt ak eh jab pummel tease akiss embrace jig punch teehee apologize er jk purr tellhell applaud ergh jump quack tender arc erm kick raise thank arg eww kiss rbow think avert faint knee rcurtsey thnkain aww fall kneel refuse thnkval --More--(27% line 25 of 90)-- aye fan konk relax throttle babble fart kowtow rhand thumb back fclap lag rhug thump bah fdl lambada rkiss thwack bang fhug laugh rlick thwap bap fidget laughw roar tickle barf fish lean roll tilt bark fist leer rotfl tip bat fkiss lick rshake tja battlecry flail listen rub tongue bbar flex lkiss ruffle toot bbiab flip lol rule toss bd flirt lolly salute tremble beam flog love sayto trip bear flop mark scoff tsk beat footsie massage scold ttyl beckon frin melt scowl tug beep frolic meow scratch twiddle beg froth mercy scream twitch belch frown mface sdance ugh bite funky mgiggle shake uh blah furrow mglint sheep uhoh blame gag mgrin shh vshake blech gasp miss shiver wag blink gd missed shoo waggle --More--(55% line 50 of 90)-- blush gesture mmm shove wait boggle ghug moan shriek warm bonk giggle mock shrink wave boo girn moo shrug wazza boogie glare mope shudder wb boot gnash mosh sidle wedgie bounce gnaw moving sigh weep bow gobble mumble silly wet brag goose nag sing whatever brb greet nah singto whee buddha grimace narrow skip whew bugger grin ni slap whimper burble gringrin nibble slobber whine burp grni nkiss slug whistle cackle groan nlick slump whoops caress grok nm smack wiggle chant groove nod smiel wince cheer groovy noise smile wink chew grovel nolag smirk wipe chortle growl np smooch wobble chuckle grr nudge snap woh clap grumble nuzzle snarl womble clasp grump oh sneer woo clench grunt ohmy sneeze woohoo cluck gulp oif snicker woot --More--(83% line 75 of 90)-- comfort gwave oink sniff worry cookie hah ok sniffle worship cool hand ooh snore wrap cough hang oops snort wrestle cover heehee ouch snuggle wrinkle cower heh pace sob wtg crack heya page spank wuv cream hiccup panic spin yawn cringe high pant spit yo croon hiss pass squeal yuckgrim cross hkiss passout squeeze yum cry hmm pat squirm zip cuddle hmph peep stagger cul8r hold peer stamp curse hoom pester stare |HP:230 EP:54> mmm -> Chastity takes out a feather and rubs it under your chin, making you sneeze. You mmm. |HP:230 EP:54> Alexa tells you: a large harvester's pack (open) is now on sale as lot 270, minimum bid 130 gold ^ Caber: Hahaha. giggle You giggle. |HP:230 EP:56> comm hist Last 20 comms are: ^ Caber: No way, man. Longer tidbit = taking her up on it. ^ Fimbu: Would you mind, Sarah? ^ Caber: You should do what Yun always did. ^ Saritalr: Hmm.... no! go ahead, but thanks for asking, thats really sexy. ^ Caber: Invite her to your inn room, then scream at her, leave, and put her on ignore. ^ Fimbu: You invite Chastity to your room. You tell Chastity: I've got 200 gold on me right now, and 9k in the bank. ^ Josi: evil ^ Synch: What a pimp. We know you have more! ^ Saritalr: Wow i feel cheap... i only gave Mith 50 ^ Fimbu: I'm offering 400 for 5 minutes. ^ Iceking: ok ^ Fimbu: Not you, Iceking. ^ Saritalr: thats not so bad... ^ Iceking: damn ^ Malakan: I'll give you 10minutes for 400. ^ Malakan: 10minutes of idling! ^ Iceking: oh thought id get paid for doing it ^ Nab: Nurse Malakan ^ Nab: robe and wizard hat, stat ^ Caber: Hahaha. |HP:230 EP:56> ^ Lantar tips his glass. tell caber Chastity takes out a feather and rubs it under your chin, making you sneeze. You tell Caber: Chastity takes out a feather and rubs it under your chin, making you sneeze. |HP:230 EP:57> ^ Caber: Nab is so hip when it comes to internet trends. Caber tells you: Ooh, she's a playful one. tell caber She brought a group of black feathers :P You tell Caber: She brought a group of black feathers :P |HP:230 EP:57> Chastity takes a look at you, starting from the tip of your nose, glancing down gradually all the way to your toes. She lets out a low whistle. Caber tells you: Resourceful, too! smile You smile with a slight smirk. |HP:230 EP:58> emote looks you up and down and grins wolfishly. You emote: Fimbu looks you up and down and grins wolfishly. <--- Hmm. Perhaps I took this a little bit too far. |HP:230 EP:59> Chastity says in Westron: what do you like baby? ' Anything you want. You say in Westron: Anything you want. |HP:230 EP:60> ^ Adaron: Check it out: Maia, Lord, Advisor, Overlord, and Power. It's like the Ainur Sampler Plate. ^ Caber: Haha. ^ Mithgil: What's advisor, retired OL? ^ Saritalr: thats so ruby tuesdays! rock on. -> Chastity suddenly strips all her clothes off and lays down on the bed, beckoning you towards her. Chastity whispers to you: See...i told you names weren't everything. ' OH MY GOD You say in Westron: OH MY GOD |HP:230 EP:63> ' I CAN'T DO THIS You say in Westron: I CAN'T DO THIS |HP:230 EP:64> ^ Adaron: Don't eat the Osse. Bad fish. ' I"M You say in Westron: I"M |HP:230 EP:64> ' I"m You say in Westron: I"m |HP:230 EP:64> ' I"M IMPOTENT You say in Westron: I"M IMPOTENT |HP:230 EP:64> Chastity has a questioning look on her face. cry You cry. |HP:230 EP:64> d Prancing Pony Inn(u, n, e and sw) An innkeeper A sign... look at it! |HP:230 EP:64> sw Prancing Pony Common Room(s, ne, e and d) Valderas White DRagON the sindar Enchanter (Heroic) Roikadark Hypothesis the silvan Tracker (Moral) Shivvy the dwarf Scrapper (Impartial) [disconnected] A trash can A drunken sailor Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [43 rumours, 14 new] |HP:230 EP:64> s East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e) Roikadark's white stallion [packed] Carris' white stallion |HP:230 EP:64> s Bree Playground(n and sandbox) A message stone A sign is posted here for new characters. Bree Newbie Board [17 notes, 5 new] |HP:230 EP:64> w You can't go that way! |HP:230 EP:64> w You can't go that way! |HP:230 EP:64> n East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e) Roikadark's white stallion [packed] Carris' white stallion |HP:230 EP:64> w East of main street(s, w, n and e) |HP:230 EP:64> w West main street of Bree(s, w, n, se and e) Ratty the goat |HP:230 EP:64> w w Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e) Freebeer the silvan Bad Apple (Impartial) A wealthy looking chubby man |HP:230 EP:64> West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, nw and e) Bagre the dunedain Tree-hugger (Impartial) Shoeman the dunedain Trapper (Impartial) [disconnected] Sckul Keijo the dunedain Warlock (Villainous) A big sign |HP:230 EP:64> Freebeer enters. Freebeer leaves west. Alexa tells you: a strange grey sword is now on sale as lot 271, minimum bid 200 gold Fresh Randill enters. tell chastity AAAAAAAAH!!!!!! You tell Chastity: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!! ****Laughter, etc. On the whole, it was a good experience for me, amusing, and, I must say, mildly arousing.**** Amzel tells you: I had a dream about you the other night. Amzel tells you: somehow I pk'd you with dark arrows. it was surprising Amzel tells you: it was all in 3d, and lothlorien was retro. You tell Amzel: Hahaha Amzel tells you: the floor was checkered story mithgil *MITHGIL APPROVAL SYSTEM* In order to be Mithgil Approved, you must ask me to review you. I will consider your merit and either approve or disapprove of you. If you are approved, you may put such in your legendinfo. I will record who is approved and disapproved here. You may re-apply for approval after 7 RL days. LOG OF APPROVAL Someone is not approved. (10/1/04) Erwin is approved. (10/1/04) Malakan is approved. (10/1/04) Zana is not approved. (10/1/04) Sarys is approved. (10/1/04) Scat is not approved. (10/1/04) Naosami is approved. (10/1/04) Arax is not approved. (10/1/04) Flapp is approved. (10/1/04) Himgalai is not approved. (11/1/04) Etrius is approved. (13/1/04) Gyro is approved. (13/1/04) Dae is not approved. (16/1/04) Turk is approved. (16/1/04) ^ Osse is not approved :( ^ Osse: er, damn, forgot I was visible. Crap. > 2get head Do: starting commands. > Ok. > Ok. > Do: Commands completed. *** Ah. If only it were that easy. *** ^ Joel: Look at the "Grady was nuked at 16:45 09/13/03" line. It gives hints to those kind of things. ^ Erwin: It's not like he's gone or anything. ^ Falkun: I know, my thoughts exactly Erwin! ^ Erwin: Haha, in a few decades we'll have world war three, the whole world will get nuked, and the only living things on the earth will be cockroaches and Grady. ^ Zelindo: gothwin is a porn star, durad ^ Zelindo: you've never seen the 'Back Door Girls of Goldur XII' [ MCouncil ] Josi: Fimbu give me a tell when you're ready ;) [ MCouncil ] Josi: got the alias set now [ MCouncil ] Josi: _.-^^---....,,--_ [ MCouncil ] Josi: _-- --_ [ MCouncil ] Josi: < >) [ MCouncil ] Josi: | | [ MCouncil ] Josi: \._ _./ [ MCouncil ] Josi: ```--. . , ; .--''' [ MCouncil ] Josi: | | | [ MCouncil ] Josi: .-=|| | |=-. [ MCouncil ] Josi: `-=#$%&%$#=-' [ MCouncil ] Josi: | ; :| [ MCouncil ] Josi: _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____ [ MCouncil ] Josi nukes Fimbu [ MCouncil ] Josi: thats the kinda of power Mcouncil needs ^ Caber: That was one of my favorites. ^ Marquez: Be more vague. ^ Fimbu: That was some of my favorites. Espera leaves east. You follow Espera ............... East As you enter, Spider suddenly attacks you! Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) Espera the dunlending Legionnaire (Hand of Eru) A venomous spider! Kalor enters. charge You charge at Spider and plunge your blade in! HP:230 EP:76> You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. HP:230 EP:76> You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. HP:230 EP:76> You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. HP:230 EP:76> Kalor throws a hard kick at his opponent, who stumbles. Kalor draws back on a bow. Kalor just barely hurts Spider in the body with a silver arrow. Spider collapses to the ground from the poisoned arrow! Spider falls to the ground. You aren't ready to charge anyone yet. HP:230 EP:76> Kalor nocks a handcrafted arrow. Kalor draws back on a bow. You miss Spider. ............... -> M I S S <- You miss Espera. ............... -> M I S S <- Espera leaves south. You follow Espera ............... South ^ Spiderman: does anyone know how to disguise nuke ^ Kaekavoos: tell me your names! ^ Iceking: alex ^ Gyro: GYRO! ^ Avathar: mmm food ^ Kaekavoos: dude, send me a tell, that's it ^ Kaekavoos: if you want to play ^ Kaekavoos: i don't need your irl name ^ Kaekavoos: Iceking tells you: Alex Durad says in Westron: cast penis enlargement on durad Durad says in Westron: oops ^ Alsander: Put this in the tidbits *** OK I WILL, ALSANDER. THAT'S IT, EVERYBODY!!! SMIEL :))))))) ***