I'd just like to say that as I was posting these, my mom used the word "Tidbit" in conversation with me.
^ Tilion: I suck at coding :(
^ Tilion: whoops misscomm
You inflict massive damage to Grimm.
You killed Grimm.
Grimm has died.
You still feel drunk.
Grimm greets everyone in the booth.
Grimm smiles drunkenly.
HP:230 EP:68 l
This is a lively booth, built so that it could accommodate many
people. The cushions are soft and remarkably clean, making this
appear to be an excellent place to rest after a long day's toils.
Unfortunately, this is made impossible by the large amount of drunks
which crowd around the table laughing and carrying on like... well
like drunks do. You'll have to find somewhere else for peace and
quiet, but if you want a party, you've come to the right place.
The only obvious exit is bar.
Grimm Bloodstone, a drunk old dwarf
Corpse of Grimm
A trash can
Thorton Wimple Stoatgobbler III
An angel sitting down drinking a beer
A hobbit who is very very drunk
A young hobbit waiter
***The Epic annoying emote war on the comm***
^ Fimbu: I did the level 19 quest as a level 20.
^ Fimbu: But that was because I abused an unlimited levels bug.
^ Fimbu: (not true)
^ Fimbu: (comm is dead now)
^ Fimbu: My apologies.
|HP:230 EP:178> ^ Otana skins the comm and takes a nice pelt
^ Mithgil eats the corpse of comm.
|HP:230 EP:179> ^ Adaron coughs.
^ Belshazzar: Would that be called 'corpse lewding'?
^ Fimbu gets a comm pelt into a leather backpack.
|HP:230 EP:175> ^ Mithgil eats Adaron.
^ Otana sells a comm pelt
^ Adaron is digested slowly.
^ Otana: recieves -3 credits
^ Mithgil buys a comm pelt.
^ Mithgil has a comm hide pack made.
^ Mithgil wears a comm hide pack (open).
^ Qwazex: is there ever anything that you dont beat into the ground
mithgil?
^ Finarf: gets 0 from the corpse of comm
|HP:230 EP:180> ^ Otana looks at Mithgil's comm hide pack (open)
^ Adaron skins Mithgil.
^ Lantar puts a message stone into a comm hide pack (open)
^ Mithgil gets a Qwazex from a comm hide pack (open)
^ Mithgil sells a Qwazex.
^ Finarf: legend comm
^ Mithgil: Damn, only 1 gold.
^ Fimbu buys a Qwazex.
^ Fimbu wields his Qwazex.
|HP:230 EP:172> ^ Qwazex: oh no, fimbu's going to molest me
^ Fimbu attacks Qwazex.
|HP:230 EP:168> ^ Dogar: Run for your virginity!
^ Fimbu's Qwazex hits Qwazex dead on, injuring his chest.
^ Fimbu's Qwazex insults Qwazex in his usual tasteless manner, making him
cry.
|HP:230 EP:160> Qwazex tells you: :P
^ Fimbu puts Qwazex out of his misery.
^ Fimbu Qwazex has died.
|HP:230 EP:152> Qwazex tells you: shut up already
^ Otana skins Qwazex
^ Fimbu skins the corpse and gets a nice clean pelt.
^ Fimbu gets a Qwazex pelt.
|HP:230 EP:143> ^ Chasm: don't comm stuff that sets triggers off please
^ Fimbu: SHUT UP, I'M BUSY.
|HP:230 EP:139> ^ Otana: oops!
^ Mithgil steals a Qwazex pelt from Fimbu.
^ Qwazex: he's busy trying to annoy me
^ Mithgil puts a Qwazex pelt into a comm hide pack (open)
^ Mithgil closes a comm hide pack
^ Fimbu attacks Mithgil.
^ Fimbu hits Mithgil very hard.
|HP:230 EP:131> ^ Mithgil has died.
^ Taorah: ... and the masses rejoiced.
^ Fimbu gets a comm hide pack from the corpse of Mithgil.
^ Fimbu wears a comm hide pack.
^ Fimbu takes a Qwazex from a comm hide pack.
^ Fimbu wears a Qwazex.
^ Fimbu struts his stuff(tm)!
|HP:230 EP:109> ^ Qwazex: you're turning into shulk, shaddup already
^ Mithgil drifts west.
^ Mithgil enters.
^ Fimbu falls to the ground.
^ Fimbu is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
|HP:230 EP:101> ^ Mithgil puts Fimbu out of his misery.
^ Fimbu has died.
|HP:230 EP:97> ^ Mithgil takes a comm hide pack from the corpse of Fimbu.
^ Fimbu drifts east.
|HP:230 EP:93> ^ Taorah steals a comm hide pack from Mithgil.
^ Thorak bites you!
^ Fimbu enters.
|HP:230 EP:88> ^ Taorah wears a comm hide pack.
^ Fimbu attacks Taorah.
|HP:230 EP:83> ^ Taorah leaves.
^ Fimbu leaves.
^ Adonai puts himself out of his misery and comms off
^ Taorah comes back.
^ Fimbu comes back.
^ Chasm: stop comming "has died"
^ Otana gaps as comm hide pack burts back into life and begins making
wierd noises
^ Taorah feeds the pack to Ratty and laughs as it falls to Trash World.
^ Fimbu falls to the ground.
|HP:230 EP:71> ^ Bakal bandages fimbu.
^ Mithgil falls to the ground.
^ Bakal bandages Fimbu.
^ Thorak: you can feed a little boy to ratty
^ Fimbu regains consciousness.
|HP:230 EP:67> ^ Bakal bandages Mithgil.
^ Fimbu hugs Bakal.
|HP:230 EP:62> ^ Bakal screams
^ Fimbu says in Westron: Thanks man.
|HP:230 EP:58> ^ Mithgil regains consciousness.
^ Mithgil attacks Bakal.
^ Fimbu attacks Mithgil.
|HP:230 EP:54> ^ Bakal says in westron: What the hell Mithgil?
^ Fimbu misses Mithgil.
^ Mithgil hits Fimbu.
|HP:230 EP:50> ^ Taorah laughs.
^ Fimbu falls to the ground.
|HP:230 EP:45> ^ Taorah puts Fimbu out of his misery.
^ Fimbu has died.
^ Fimbu drifts north.
|HP:230 EP:37> ^ Taorah loots Fimbu's stinky corpse.
|HP:230 EP:37> ^ Mithgil misses Bakal.
^ Fimbu enters.
^ Taorah attacks Fimbu!
^ Mithgil tries to slap the cuffs on Fimbu. A fight begins!
^ Fimbu misses Mithgil.
^ Fimbu says in Westron: I thought we were friends
^ Thorak disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
|HP:230 EP:25> ^ Taorah tries to slap the cuffs on Fimbu (for attempted murder). A
fight begins!
|HP:230 EP:26> ^ Mithgil says in Westron: I'm sorry it came down to this.
^ Taorah: Erm, Mithgil that is
^ Fimbu fades into the shadows.
|HP:230 EP:63> ^ Taorah dies twenty five times in a row.
|HP:230 EP:64> ^ Mithgil leaves west.
^ Mithgil tells Bakal: stop
|HP:230 EP:65> ^ Taorah's 25 ghosts leave north.
^ Calenril: god you people must be bored
^ Fimbu: Why does Taorah keep breaking the rules!!
|HP:230 EP:60> ^ Bakal tells Mithgil: Stopped.
^ Mithgil tells Bakal: plz :(((
|HP:230 EP:41> ^ Mithgil enters.
|HP:230 EP:41> ^ Mithgil misses Bakal.
^ Mithgil leaves west.
^ Mithgil tells Bakal: YOU LYING SOB
^ Qwazex: haha
Mysqlerror the sindar Orc-target (Impartial)
On for: 5m 42s Gender: male
Age: 40s
You wince in pain from blistering rashes caused by
overexposure to the sun!
You are thrown from your mount.
You fall to the ground.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You regain consciousness.
[ Daen Hecil ] Yggdrasil: i have to leave the comm on so i can hear God's
word
^ Fofester: TALKING ABOUT ALTS ON COMMS MAKES JESUS CRY AZMODAN
(HP:230 EP:184) Iago says in Westron: i girl offered to shave my balls
Iago says in Westron: i said no thanks :P
Drotnaz says in Westron: Why, so you'd have to do it yourself?
Drotnaz says in Westron: you fuckin hair ball
Drotnaz says in Westron: wow. I miss using 'fuck'
Drotnaz says in Westron: It makes everything so much more 3d
Iago says in Westron: its itchy if you shave
Fimbu enters.
^ Iago: i touch myself enough to not have to have to keep on
scratching my balls
^ Iago: aksjdhflsafada
^ Fimbu: hahahaha
^ Yggdrasil: ahahahahahah
*wheelchairs*
Blade says in Westron: we had this lady in one at the Uni.
Blade says in Westron: meanest bitch ever
Ebrecht whistles innocently.
Natmir says in Westron: you ran her over with a wheelchair?
Blade says in Westron: I always wanted to push her over a cliff in hers
Natmir says in Westron: :P
Natmir says in Westron: i guess loosing your legs might make you a
bastard
Natmir says in Westron: i'd probably just go all numb if i lost my legs
Blade says in Westron: catch her from behind with my car, and just keep
on the accelarator
Ebrecht says: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you are
interested.
Blade says in Westron: push that tubby bitch right off
Natmir says in Westron: haha
The sun begins to pass towards the western sky.
Natmir says in Westron: and then laugh...because you are a bastard?
Blade says in Westron: laugh my ass off as she works the controls on
the way down
Blade nods.
Blade says in Westron: you know me.
Natmir says in Westron: :P
Natmir says in Westron: you probably wouldnt even be caught
[ Daen Hecil ] Drotnaz: I'm gonna go pretend I'm masturbating so my mom
walks in on my thinking I'm actually doing it but I'll actually be
pretending I'm studying and then shes gonna think I'm an awesome kid
and she wont bug me when I tell her I need her to leave next weekend
for a party
tell batman Do me a favour? :)
You tell Batman: Do me a favour? :)
HP:160 EP:160>
Batman tells you: what
tell batman When I tell you to do it, type ^:
You tell Batman: When I tell you to do it, type ^:
HP:160 EP:160>
tell batman erm
You tell Batman: erm
HP:160 EP:160>
tell batman ^:$0$
You tell Batman: ^:
HP:160 EP:160>
tell batman It will be funny, wanna try? :)
You tell Batman: It will be funny, wanna try? :)
HP:160 EP:160>
^ Batman: erm
tell batman Not that. When I tell you to, type: ^:$0$
You tell Batman: Not that. When I tell you to, type: ^:
HP:160 EP:160>
tell batman Ok? :)
You tell Batman: Ok? :)
HP:160 EP:160>
Batman tells you: ok
tell batman Ok, hold on a second
You tell Batman: Ok, hold on a second
HP:160 EP:160>
^Duh nu nu nu nu nu nu nu, duh nu nu nu nu nu nu nu...
^ Mithgil: Duh nu nu nu nu nu nu nu, duh nu nu nu nu nu nu nu...
HP:160 EP:155>
tell batman NOW
You tell Batman: NOW
HP:160 EP:155>
^ Batman
^^ Bogrim: I was actually mortal council chair for a while
^^ Bogrim: I kicked buttocks.
^^ Bogrim: But it was all sort of pointless :P
^^ Manni: Yeah it was
^^ Manni: Sort of felt like Sisyphus
^^ Bogrim: Oh Manni. You're so melodramatic.
^^ Manni: And Deboraha was the boulder.
^^ Bogrim: Hahaha.
^^ Bogrim: She wasn't a bad mortal council chair, she succeeded me and reduced the caseload by like 2/3
^^ Bogrim: Not that it had any effect on the MUD!
^^ Bogrim: Except maybe to pass that stupid hunting-makes-you-lose-your-party-members thing.
^^ Manni: Well Bolgerman and I had fun opposing everything she did
^^ Manni: If she said the sky was blue, we'd vote no just to be difficult
^^ Bogrim: A prime example of the wonderful way the MC worked together :P
^^ Manni: Except then she starting using negatives in her questions, and Bolgerman still voted no by accident a few times
^ Palmer: here's the line of ok | here's Caber
^ Oshwekan: Any one seen the naked old man in Rivendell lately?
^ Hirgail: Thought the cops finaly got him..
^ Pounder: yeah he was humping some bear i think.
^ Kikila: Are you talking about Crusaderr?
You shake your fist at Mithgil.
Kae appears from the shadows.
Kae enters the game.
You say in Westron: hmmm, you would think 'fist mithgil' would give different results.
You say in Westron: erm, hi kae.
^ Osse: Viktor gets the clever award!
^ Viktor cackles
^ Palmer: Or the ambiguously anal award.
^ Crusaderr feels like chord is the second coming of Mithgil :P
l
The land here becomes very hilly, almost mountainous. When the
sun sets over the horizon, the exposed rock formations gleam due
to their mineral content. Therefore this area is known as the
Twilight Hills.
Lake Nenuial is west and north.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
A crystal clear sky hovers over the landscape, dotted with a few small clouds.
The only obvious exits are south and east.
Phimbu the hobbit Hiker (Impartial) [playtesting]
|HP:230 EP:106> ' Oh my god.
You say in Westron: Oh my god.
|HP:230 EP:106> ' You moron.
You say in Westron: You moron.
|HP:230 EP:106> ' Go jump in a lake :P
You say in Westron: Go jump in a lake :P
|HP:230 EP:106> Phimbu says in Westron: What
legend phimbu
Phimbu the hobbit Hiker (Impartial) [playtesting]
On for: 1m 25s Gender: male
Age: 1m 26s
Phimbu is a playtest character of Durad.
|HP:230 EP:106> Phimbu says in Westron: Ok!
Phimbu swims off to the west.
l
The land here becomes very hilly, almost mountainous. When the
sun sets over the horizon, the exposed rock formations gleam due
to their mineral content. Therefore this area is known as the
Twilight Hills.
Lake Nenuial is west and north.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
A crystal clear sky hovers over the landscape, dotted with a few small clouds.
The only obvious exits are south and east.
|HP:230 EP:107> legend phimbu
Phimbu the hobbit Hiker (Impartial) [playtesting]
On for: 1m 36s Gender: male
Age: 1m 36s
Phimbu is a playtest character of Durad.
|HP:230 EP:108> legend phimbu
The ghost of Phimbu
On for: 2m 5s
Age: 0s
Phimbu is a playtest character of Durad.
hmm
|HP:230 EP:108>You hmm and hooms.
Blade says in Westron: its a sign telling me to go get my wife so she
doesn't get all pissy
Iago heehees.
[ Daen Hecil ] Blade: ok fellas, I'm out for the night. cya tomorrow
Iago says in Westron: ooh ooh
Blade waves.
Yggdrasil says in Westron: wave
Yggdrasil slaps his forehead and says: doh!
Iago says in Westron: give her a hug
Yggdrasil waves.
Blade smirks in amusement.
Iago says in Westron: and say honey i missed you so much
Yggdrasil says in Westron: give her a tongue for me :P
Yggdrasil laughs.
Blade smacks Iago.
[ Daen Hecil ] Ehtyar: Later Blade
Blade left the game.
Iago falls down laughing.
Blade appears from the shadows.
Blade enters the game.
Blade smacks Yggdrasil.
Yggdrasil says in Westron: haha haha
Blade left the game.
^ Blade: for some reason gangbangs always remind me of Fimbu's mother. I guess it must be a "context" thing
^ Khelban: blackdeath has just been born!
You tell Caber: Yes!
|HP:230 EP:61> ^ Khelban: a plaque will start!
^ Oren: omg im scared for real
|HP:230 EP:62> ^ Mithgil: OMG A PLAQUE CALL A DENTIST
l lordjohn
You sea a peaceful and handsome Lord,
Lord John... and you think... ohhh!!
MIGHTY LORD!!!!!.
He is carrying:
A belt knife.
A backpack (worn).
A dark bladed weapon (wielded).
A message stone.
|HP:230 EP:67> Your headache clears up.
Lordjohn leaves northwest.
Lordjohn nicks Guard lightly.
****And so my struggle with Chastity begins****
Chastity says in Westron: anyone feel like giving a newbie some gold?
Roikadark looks at you.
^ Saritalr: ch
Roikadark says in Westron: go earn some
^ Saritalr: damnit.
' Nah. I would if she would give me sex, but judging by your name....
You say in Westron: Nah. I would if she would give me sex, but judging by
your name....
|HP:230 EP:63> Lantar falls down laughing.
Erendor enters.
Chastity says in Westron: knnow of any good ways?
Roikadark falls down laughing.
Mazrim enters.
Steak enters.
Steak leaves south.
Mazrim leaves east.
Grymlar enters.
Erendor leaves east.
Lantar falls down laughing.
Kimahri enters.
Chastity tells you: you'd be suprised
Kimahri leaves northwest.
Enjoi enters.
Grymlar leaves east.
Chastity winks at you.
Lantar says in Westron: Oh Chastity
^ Omfg
^ Fimbu: Omfg
****Now, on to my innroom. With some encouragement from friends
and a good idea from Mithgil, I prepare myself for the battle to come***
|HP:230 EP:40> tell caber She says she's coming in 10. What should I do, really? Claim to be gay? Or impotent? Or do the Yun thing?
You tell Caber: She says she's coming in 10. What should I do, really?
Claim to be gay? Or impotent? Or do the Yun thing?
|HP:230 EP:42> yun
What?
|HP:230 EP:43> Caber tells you: Hmmmmmmm
Caber tells you: Yun's wasn't really that amusing in practice
tell caber Yeah. Or I could try doing really kinky, weird emotes.
You tell Caber: Yeah. Or I could try doing really kinky, weird emotes.
|HP:230 EP:45> Caber tells you: Hmm. I say you either go for impotency, or pretend
that you thought sex meant something entirely different.
tell caber Hmm. that second one is tempting.
You tell Caber: Hmm. that second one is tempting.
|HP:230 EP:47> tell chastity I'm getting pretty hot now ;)
You tell Chastity: I'm getting pretty hot now ;)
|HP:230 EP:48> Chastity visits your inn room in Bree.
Chastity appears from the shadows.
Chastity looks at you.
tell caber Chastity appears from the shadows
You tell Caber: Chastity appears from the shadows
|HP:230 EP:49> ' Heya
You say in Westron: Heya
|HP:230 EP:49> Caber tells you: GAME TIME
tell caber I think I'll go for Impotency
You tell Caber: I think I'll go for Impotency
|HP:230 EP:49> Chastity says in Westron: heya darlin
Caber tells you: *nod*
l chastity
She is carrying:
A group of black feathers.
A broad sword.
A cat-hide pack (worn).
A wooden shield (worn).
A fighting knife.
A message stone.
The Newbie Handbook.
|HP:230 EP:50> mmm
You mmm.
|HP:230 EP:50> ' feathers.
You say in Westron: feathers.
|HP:230 EP:50> Chastity says in Westron: I can't imagine why'd you'd have to pick up
women by offering them money
Chastity winks.
emote looks uncomfortable.
You emote: Fimbu looks uncomfortable.
|HP:230 EP:51> Chastity says in Westron: I'm a fan of feathers.
^ Nab: Nurse Malakan
' Me too, baby.
You say in Westron: Me too, baby.
|HP:230 EP:52> Chastity says in Westron: don't worry darlin...i don't judge.
^ Nab: robe and wizard hat, stat
tell caber hahahahahaha. This is funny so far.
You tell Caber: hahahahahaha. This is funny so far.
|HP:230 EP:53> ' Shall we begin?
You say in Westron: Shall we begin?
|HP:230 EP:53> l
This is a private room at the Prancing Pony. It feels relatively
ordinary, with a simple bed and night stand upon the sturdy hardwood
floor. Nevertheless, it is neat, tidy, and most certainly comfortable.
A small flight of stairs goes back down to the inn. It wouldn't be too
difficult to fall asleep in here.
The only obvious exit is down.
Chastity the dunedain Hiker (Impartial)
A trash can
|HP:230 EP:53> l bed
It's a nice big comfortable bed; just right for sleeping in!
|HP:230 EP:53> Chastity tickles you incessantly.
Chastity winks at you.
semote <-------Checking for creative ideas!
;) curtsey hop pet stifle
? dance hotfoot pillow stomp
achoo daze howdy pinch stretch
ack disagree howl ping strip
admire dismiss hrm point strut
adore distract hug poke stumble
afk dive huggle ponder sulk
afk2gab doh huh pong swat
afk2p doubt hum pounce sway
afk2p&gab drool hush pout swear
afk2smoke dtango hustle praise sweat
afm duck huzzah prance sweet
afw duh ick preen swoon
agree eek idle prod tackle
ah eep iknow psha tango
ahh egiggle imho ptip tap
ahoy egrin imo puke taunt
ak eh jab pummel tease
akiss embrace jig punch teehee
apologize er jk purr tellhell
applaud ergh jump quack tender
arc erm kick raise thank
arg eww kiss rbow think
avert faint knee rcurtsey thnkain
aww fall kneel refuse thnkval
--More--(27% line 25 of 90)--
aye fan konk relax throttle
babble fart kowtow rhand thumb
back fclap lag rhug thump
bah fdl lambada rkiss thwack
bang fhug laugh rlick thwap
bap fidget laughw roar tickle
barf fish lean roll tilt
bark fist leer rotfl tip
bat fkiss lick rshake tja
battlecry flail listen rub tongue
bbar flex lkiss ruffle toot
bbiab flip lol rule toss
bd flirt lolly salute tremble
beam flog love sayto trip
bear flop mark scoff tsk
beat footsie massage scold ttyl
beckon frin melt scowl tug
beep frolic meow scratch twiddle
beg froth mercy scream twitch
belch frown mface sdance ugh
bite funky mgiggle shake uh
blah furrow mglint sheep uhoh
blame gag mgrin shh vshake
blech gasp miss shiver wag
blink gd missed shoo waggle
--More--(55% line 50 of 90)--
blush gesture mmm shove wait
boggle ghug moan shriek warm
bonk giggle mock shrink wave
boo girn moo shrug wazza
boogie glare mope shudder wb
boot gnash mosh sidle wedgie
bounce gnaw moving sigh weep
bow gobble mumble silly wet
brag goose nag sing whatever
brb greet nah singto whee
buddha grimace narrow skip whew
bugger grin ni slap whimper
burble gringrin nibble slobber whine
burp grni nkiss slug whistle
cackle groan nlick slump whoops
caress grok nm smack wiggle
chant groove nod smiel wince
cheer groovy noise smile wink
chew grovel nolag smirk wipe
chortle growl np smooch wobble
chuckle grr nudge snap woh
clap grumble nuzzle snarl womble
clasp grump oh sneer woo
clench grunt ohmy sneeze woohoo
cluck gulp oif snicker woot
--More--(83% line 75 of 90)--
comfort gwave oink sniff worry
cookie hah ok sniffle worship
cool hand ooh snore wrap
cough hang oops snort wrestle
cover heehee ouch snuggle wrinkle
cower heh pace sob wtg
crack heya page spank wuv
cream hiccup panic spin yawn
cringe high pant spit yo
croon hiss pass squeal yuckgrim
cross hkiss passout squeeze yum
cry hmm pat squirm zip
cuddle hmph peep stagger
cul8r hold peer stamp
curse hoom pester stare
|HP:230 EP:54> mmm
-> Chastity takes out a feather and rubs it under your chin, making you sneeze.
You mmm.
|HP:230 EP:54> Alexa tells you: a large harvester's pack (open) is now on sale as lot 270,
minimum bid 130 gold
^ Caber: Hahaha.
giggle
You giggle.
|HP:230 EP:56> comm hist
Last 20 comms are:
^ Caber: No way, man. Longer tidbit = taking her up on it.
^ Fimbu: Would you mind, Sarah?
^ Caber: You should do what Yun always did.
^ Saritalr: Hmm.... no! go ahead, but thanks for asking, thats really sexy.
^ Caber: Invite her to your inn room, then scream at her, leave, and put her on ignore.
^ Fimbu: You invite Chastity to your room. You tell Chastity: I've got 200 gold on me right now, and 9k in the bank.
^ Josi: evil
^ Synch: What a pimp. We know you have more!
^ Saritalr: Wow i feel cheap... i only gave Mith 50
^ Fimbu: I'm offering 400 for 5 minutes.
^ Iceking: ok
^ Fimbu: Not you, Iceking.
^ Saritalr: thats not so bad...
^ Iceking: damn
^ Malakan: I'll give you 10minutes for 400.
^ Malakan: 10minutes of idling!
^ Iceking: oh thought id get paid for doing it
^ Nab: Nurse Malakan
^ Nab: robe and wizard hat, stat
^ Caber: Hahaha.
|HP:230 EP:56> ^ Lantar tips his glass.
tell caber Chastity takes out a feather and rubs it under your chin, making you sneeze.
You tell Caber: Chastity takes out a feather and rubs it under your chin,
making you sneeze.
|HP:230 EP:57> ^ Caber: Nab is so hip when it comes to internet trends.
Caber tells you: Ooh, she's a playful one.
tell caber She brought a group of black feathers :P
You tell Caber: She brought a group of black feathers :P
|HP:230 EP:57> Chastity takes a look at you, starting from the tip of your nose, glancing down gradually all the way to your toes. She lets out a low whistle.
Caber tells you: Resourceful, too!
smile
You smile with a slight smirk.
|HP:230 EP:58> emote looks you up and down and grins wolfishly.
You emote: Fimbu looks you up and down and grins wolfishly. <--- Hmm. Perhaps I took this a little bit too far.
|HP:230 EP:59> Chastity says in Westron: what do you like baby?
' Anything you want.
You say in Westron: Anything you want.
|HP:230 EP:60> ^ Adaron: Check it out: Maia, Lord, Advisor, Overlord, and Power. It's
like the Ainur Sampler Plate.
^ Caber: Haha.
^ Mithgil: What's advisor, retired OL?
^ Saritalr: thats so ruby tuesdays! rock on.
-> Chastity suddenly strips all her clothes off and lays down on the bed, beckoning you towards her.
Chastity whispers to you: See...i told you names weren't everything.
' OH MY GOD
You say in Westron: OH MY GOD
|HP:230 EP:63> ' I CAN'T DO THIS
You say in Westron: I CAN'T DO THIS
|HP:230 EP:64> ^ Adaron: Don't eat the Osse. Bad fish.
' I"M
You say in Westron: I"M
|HP:230 EP:64> ' I"m
You say in Westron: I"m
|HP:230 EP:64> ' I"M IMPOTENT
You say in Westron: I"M IMPOTENT
|HP:230 EP:64> Chastity has a questioning look on her face.
cry
You cry.
|HP:230 EP:64> d
Prancing Pony Inn(u, n, e and sw)
An innkeeper
A sign... look at it!
|HP:230 EP:64> sw
Prancing Pony Common Room(s, ne, e and d)
Valderas White DRagON the sindar Enchanter (Heroic)
Roikadark Hypothesis the silvan Tracker (Moral)
Shivvy the dwarf Scrapper (Impartial) [disconnected]
A trash can
A drunken sailor
Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [43 rumours, 14 new]
|HP:230 EP:64> s
East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
Roikadark's white stallion [packed]
Carris' white stallion
|HP:230 EP:64> s
Bree Playground(n and sandbox)
A message stone
A sign is posted here for new characters.
Bree Newbie Board [17 notes, 5 new]
|HP:230 EP:64> w
You can't go that way!
|HP:230 EP:64> w
You can't go that way!
|HP:230 EP:64> n
East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
Roikadark's white stallion [packed]
Carris' white stallion
|HP:230 EP:64> w
East of main street(s, w, n and e)
|HP:230 EP:64> w
West main street of Bree(s, w, n, se and e)
Ratty the goat
|HP:230 EP:64> w
w
Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)
Freebeer the silvan Bad Apple (Impartial)
A wealthy looking chubby man
|HP:230 EP:64> West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, nw and e)
Bagre the dunedain Tree-hugger (Impartial)
Shoeman the dunedain Trapper (Impartial) [disconnected]
Sckul Keijo the dunedain Warlock (Villainous)
A big sign
|HP:230 EP:64> Freebeer enters.
Freebeer leaves west.
Alexa tells you: a strange grey sword is now on sale as lot 271, minimum bid
200 gold Fresh
Randill enters.
tell chastity AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
You tell Chastity: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
****Laughter, etc. On the whole, it was a good experience for me,
amusing, and, I must say, mildly arousing.****
Amzel tells you: I had a dream about you the other night.
Amzel tells you: somehow I pk'd you with dark arrows. it was
surprising
Amzel tells you: it was all in 3d, and lothlorien was retro.
You tell Amzel: Hahaha
Amzel tells you: the floor was checkered
story mithgil
*MITHGIL APPROVAL SYSTEM*
In order to be Mithgil Approved, you must ask me to review you. I will
consider your merit and either approve or disapprove of you. If you are
approved, you may put such in your legendinfo. I will record who is
approved and disapproved here. You may re-apply for approval after 7 RL
days.
LOG OF APPROVAL
Someone is not approved. (10/1/04)
Erwin is approved. (10/1/04)
Malakan is approved. (10/1/04)
Zana is not approved. (10/1/04)
Sarys is approved. (10/1/04)
Scat is not approved. (10/1/04)
Naosami is approved. (10/1/04)
Arax is not approved. (10/1/04)
Flapp is approved. (10/1/04)
Himgalai is not approved. (11/1/04)
Etrius is approved. (13/1/04)
Gyro is approved. (13/1/04)
Dae is not approved. (16/1/04)
Turk is approved. (16/1/04)
^ Osse is not approved :(
^ Osse: er, damn, forgot I was visible. Crap.
> 2get head
Do: starting commands.
> Ok.
> Ok.
> Do: Commands completed.
*** Ah. If only it were that easy. ***
^ Joel: Look at the "Grady was nuked at 16:45 09/13/03" line. It
gives hints to those kind of things.
^ Erwin: It's not like he's gone or anything.
^ Falkun: I know, my thoughts exactly Erwin!
^ Erwin: Haha, in a few decades we'll have world war three, the whole
world will get nuked, and the only living things on the earth will
be
cockroaches and Grady.
^ Zelindo: gothwin is a porn star, durad
^ Zelindo: you've never seen the 'Back Door Girls of Goldur XII'
[ MCouncil ] Josi: Fimbu give me a tell when you're ready ;)
[ MCouncil ] Josi: got the alias set now
[ MCouncil ] Josi: _.-^^---....,,--_
[ MCouncil ] Josi: _-- --_
[ MCouncil ] Josi: < >)
[ MCouncil ] Josi: | |
[ MCouncil ] Josi: \._ _./
[ MCouncil ] Josi: ```--. . , ; .--'''
[ MCouncil ] Josi: | | |
[ MCouncil ] Josi: .-=|| | |=-.
[ MCouncil ] Josi: `-=#$%&%$#=-'
[ MCouncil ] Josi: | ; :|
[ MCouncil ] Josi: _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____
[ MCouncil ] Josi nukes Fimbu
[ MCouncil ] Josi: thats the kinda of power Mcouncil needs
^ Caber: That was one of my favorites.
^ Marquez: Be more vague.
^ Fimbu: That was some of my favorites.
Espera leaves east.
You follow Espera ............... East
As you enter, Spider suddenly attacks you!
Mirkwood(w, n, e and s)
Espera the dunlending Legionnaire (Hand of Eru)
A venomous spider!
Kalor enters.
charge
You charge at Spider and plunge your blade in!
HP:230 EP:76> You aren't ready to charge anyone yet.
HP:230 EP:76> You aren't ready to charge anyone yet.
HP:230 EP:76> You aren't ready to charge anyone yet.
HP:230 EP:76> Kalor throws a hard kick at his opponent, who stumbles.
Kalor draws back on a bow.
Kalor just barely hurts Spider in the body with a silver arrow.
Spider collapses to the ground from the poisoned arrow!
Spider falls to the ground.
You aren't ready to charge anyone yet.
HP:230 EP:76> Kalor nocks a handcrafted arrow.
Kalor draws back on a bow.
You miss Spider. ............... -> M I S S <-
You miss Espera. ............... -> M I S S <-
Espera leaves south.
You follow Espera ............... South
^ Spiderman: does anyone know how to disguise nuke
^ Kaekavoos: tell me your names!
^ Iceking: alex
^ Gyro: GYRO!
^ Avathar: mmm food
^ Kaekavoos: dude, send me a tell, that's it
^ Kaekavoos: if you want to play
^ Kaekavoos: i don't need your irl name
^ Kaekavoos: Iceking tells you: Alex
Durad says in Westron: cast penis enlargement on durad
Durad says in Westron: oops
^ Alsander: Put this in the tidbits
*** OK I WILL, ALSANDER. THAT'S IT, EVERYBODY!!! SMIEL :))))))) ***