Drunk duel!

Posted by
Amzel [legacy]
Uploaded
21 January 2004 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Two drunks face off!



Without warning, Shahriar stabs you from behind!
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wimpy off
focus dodge
focus defense
$$HIC$Backstabbed by $HIY$Shahriar $HIC$at hp $HIY$32 $HIC$and ep $HIY$24.
You're no wimp!
!HP:32 EP:24! You focused on dodge last time, try something different!
!HP:32 EP:24! You start focusing on your defense skill.
!HP:32 EP:24! [ Udungul ] Amzel: Backstabbed by Shahriar at hp 32
     and ep 24.
!HP:32 EP:21! You are too busy to make an attack!
Shahriar savagely hacks into you with terrifying force.
Shahriar says in Westron: your gone

!HP:13 EP:21! You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
Shahriar completely misses you.

!HP:13 EP:21! Shahriar says in Westron: ****
You roll away from Shahriar loosing a handcrafted arrow at Shahriar's shoulder.
You nock an arrow to your bow string.
Shahriar completely misses you.

!HP:19 EP:27! kb
You just don't have the energy right now.  Rest a bit.
!HP:19 EP:27! You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
You send an arrow singing through the air, striking Shahriar's stomach.
Shahriar completely misses you.
mn
You prepare to nock two arrows at once.
!HP:19 EP:7! ^ Basco: let me see if its on the internet, my copie of yesterday's
     paper is in my car at my wifes work
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
You nock a handcrafted arrow onto your bow string as well.
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
Shahriar thrusts the blade into you, causing severe damage.

!HP:3 EP:7! You fire off a handcrafted arrow but miss Shahriar.
You aim and fire at Shahriar's stomach with a handcrafted arrow.
You nock an arrow to your bow string.
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
Shahriar completely misses you.

!HP:3 EP:7! shape all
Shahriar is near death.
ND! ND! KILL HIS PUNK ASS! ND! ND! DIE ASSHAT DIE! ND! ND! KILL HIS PUNK ASS! ND! ND! DIE ASSHAT DIE! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! KILL HIS PUNK ASS! ND! ND! DIE ASSHAT DIE! ND! ND! KILL HIS PUNK ASS! ND! ND! DIE ASSHAT DIE! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND!
Shahriar is too drunk to remember even his own name.
!HP:3 EP:7! You roll away from Shahriar loosing an arrow at Shahriar's stomach.
Shahriar falls to the ground.
Feeling merciful towards your victim, you cease attacking, letting
     Shahriar fall to the floor, unconscious.
Shahriar removes an ancient short sword.
Shahriar drops an ancient short sword and a crystalline shield!