Tanis says in Westron: dude
Tanis says in Westron: seriously, i tell you this in all confidence
Tanis says in Westron: i just farted and it stinks so bad i wish i
     could put my head in the toilet
Tanis says in Westron: actually it is a pretty funny log
Tanis says in Westron: but its more like you had to be here to
     appreciate it :p
Tanis says in Westron: i gotta go
Tanis says in Westron: im gonna sufficate myself
Tanis says in Westron: if i dont leave