Zoso and the mud versus a squirrel
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Last logon: Fri Nov 14 17:30:36 2003 from squirrel.squirrel.com
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Crusaderr the dunedain Archrangermasterlord (Hand of Eru) [disconnected]
An empty bottle
Valacirca's Board [24 notes, 11 new]
^ Khranim: Man that's an exercise in keeping your ass from falling
asleep.
comm list
Tuned to the comm line are:
Bajih, Caber, Charis, Dei, Drogian, Durad, Edlenn, Etrius, Everkill,
Fireshadow, Hazelrah, Huvintude, Iago, Inquisitor, Jabba, Khranim, Kikio,
Larek, Lionxv, Luinmal, Mithgil, Nyssa, Otoron, Paazin, Paraiko,
Parmenion, Rami, Scatha, Sifco, Speedy, Stark, Tiberius, Tindra, Trap,
Undertow, Wyrm, Zana, Zoso
<HP:230 EP:230> ^ mudders, listen up
^ Zoso: mudders, listen up
<HP:230 EP:225> ^ Khranim: What about all 6 Star Wars?
^ while i was showering a squirrel ran into my apartment somehow, knocked over shit, and pressed 'aaaaaaaaa' on my keyboard
^ Zoso: while i was showering a squirrel ran into my apartment somehow,
knocked over shit, and pressed 'aaaaaaaaa' on my keyboard
<HP:230 EP:222> ^ it's now under the couch
^ Zoso: it's now under the couch
<HP:230 EP:217> ^ Parmenion: 6 star wars? your ahead of me!
^ i know a lot of you are rednecks
^ Zoso: i know a lot of you are rednecks
<HP:230 EP:213> ^ Undertow: lol
^ tell me how to catch this bloody thing :)
^ Zoso: tell me how to catch this bloody thing :)
<HP:230 EP:208> ^ Khranim: no when episode three comes out, they'll show them all as a
maraton
^ Trap: tastes good fried with butter!
^ Undertow: death to the squirrels
^ Caber: Hahahaha, it typed 'aaaaaaaa' on your keyboard?
^ Trap: oh, thought you wanted to know how to eat it :P sorry....
^ Caber: Ahahahahahaha
^ i swear, yes
^ Zoso: i swear, yes
<HP:230 EP:205> ^ Undertow: zoso, do you have any guns or long sharp objects?
^ i don't want to kill it
^ Zoso: i don't want to kill it
<HP:230 EP:200> ^ Trap: was going to say a 9mm would do the trick
^ Undertow: and why the hell not?
^ Khranim: Just open the front door, throw the couch over and run around
screaming.
^ Khranim: It will find it's way out.
^ Trap: and get it on web cam!
^ Parmenion: okay, try this. mentally type kill squirrel then make stabbing
movements.
^ ok i'll try to take a pic
^ Zoso: ok i'll try to take a pic
<-------------------------------------------------------------------------------The squirrel runs around looking for a place to hide:
<-------------------------------------------------------------------------------http://www.geocities.com/zosot2t/squirrel1.jpg
<HP:230 EP:197> ^ Paazin: It'll probably pee on your carpet though
^ Undertow: yes. definatly have to film this
^ Stark: is it a squirrel or a chipmunk?
^ Trap: make some popcorn, leave a trail from the couch to the door
^ Undertow: zoso, why do you want to catch it?
^ ok now it's up IN my couch
^ Zoso: ok now it's up IN my couch
<HP:230 EP:198> ^ it's a squirrel :)
^ Zoso: it's a squirrel :)
<HP:230 EP:194> ^ Undertow: no...why do you want to catch it?
^ Nyssa: call animal control?
^ Undertow: just kill it
Crusaderr slowly fades into the mist, out of view.
Crusaderr left the game.
^ Undertow: its a freaken rodent. its a giant rat with a furry tail
^ Khranim: Go buy a cat.
^ Paazin: kill it and skin the corpse. then sell the pelt.
<-------------------------------------------------------------------------------It is evicted from my sofa and starts reading a book:
<-------------------------------------------------------------------------------http://www.geocities.com/zosot2t/squirrel2.jpg
^ Trap is thinking about national lampoons christmas vacation... :P
^ Parmenion: and eat the corpse, but it's worth more hp/ep if you cook it.
^ Trap: thats it, you need a BIG dog to get rid of it!
^ DAMN IT
^ Zoso: DAMN IT
<HP:230 EP:194> ^ Khranim: then you need a horse to get rid of the dog
^ i knocked over my ashtray
^ Zoso: i knocked over my ashtray
<HP:230 EP:190> ^ Dei: don't kill it :(
^ Stark: just take the couch outside
^ now it's in the heat duct i think
^ Zoso: now it's in the heat duct i think
<HP:230 EP:185> ^ Azzan: make it yer pet!
^ or behind my comp
^ Zoso: or behind my comp
<HP:230 EP:180> ^ Stark: well, i guess you cant take that outside
^ Undertow: oh you're screwed now
^ Azzan: call him monkey
^ Trap rolls on the floor laughing
^ Undertow: once it is inside your walls or the ceiling...you're just
screwed.
^ Khranim: It's wondering wth you're chasing it for 30 seconds, then
sitting back at your computer again
^ Undertow: all you'll be able to hear now is its scratching on the walls.
you can tap the walls to make it shut up...but it'll just start up
again in spite of you as soon as you turn around
^ Trap: just hope it dont chew on your computer, then you cant keep us
updated
^ Undertow: its laughing at you zoso
^ Trap: what color is it?
^ Khranim: It's going to drive Zoso SANE!
^ guess what it's doing
^ Zoso: guess what it's doing
<HP:230 EP:182> ^ i just got some great pics
^ Zoso: i just got some great pics
<HP:230 EP:177> ^ Undertow: staring at you?
^ it's shoving its head in the wall like an ostrich
^ Zoso: it's shoving its head in the wall like an ostrich
<HP:230 EP:172> ^ Undertow: i wanna see this pic
^ so it makes me go away
^ Zoso: so it makes me go away
<-------------------------------------------------------------------------------It buries its head in the sand:
<-------------------------------------------------------------------------------http://www.geocities.com/zosot2t/squirrel3.jpg
<HP:230 EP:167> ^ Trap: just wait till you leave your guildhall, get bs'd by a figure,
and the damn thing starts chewing on your toes
^ Fireshadow: i think i love paris hilton
^ Khranim: Why not grab the fooker while it's hiding it's head?
Undertow tells you: heh. i wanna see the pic
^ ok i'm going to throw a cd at it
^ Zoso: ok i'm going to throw a cd at it
<HP:230 EP:164> ^ Undertow: get the axe and just chop it up
^ Trap: thats going to hurt :P
^ Stark: squirrels are nasty, they can be mean if you try to florpunt
with them
^ Dei: Make sure it's a CD with something bad on it
^ Undertow: i swear zoso, if i was your neighbor, it would be dead by now.
if stryker was your neighbor...it'd be skinned and cooking
^ Stark: chipmunks are even meaner
^ Trap: chipmunks have a bad sense of humor
^ Parmenion: if I was your neighbour I'd be laughing my ass off at you and
it chasing around the room :P
^ Trap: charge admission and make a profit from it!
^ Stark: its too bad chipmunks cant just kill humans whenever they
enter the forest
^ Stark: now that would be fun
Woden tells you: Can you check my hear for repairs and such?
Woden enters.
Woden pokes you.
Woden leaves south.
^ Trap: seriously, share a 6 pack with it, it'll think your trying to
be friends, then when it pass's out, toss it out the door
^ Dei: Oh yeah, sword if fresh
^ Traytok: anyone wanna buy some fresh spiked armour for 170?
^ Traytok: hands are full
^ Traytok: LOL
^ Trap: so, basicly, its just laying there, free for the taking?
^ Traytok: um for you no
^ Sunflash: Hi I like Eggs. kthxbye!
Autosave.
Woden enters.
Woden leaves south.
^ ok
^ Zoso: ok
<HP:230 EP:196> ^ i got rid of it
^ Zoso: i got rid of it
<HP:230 EP:191> ^ Caber: How?
^ it ran into my amp
^ Zoso: it ran into my amp
<HP:230 EP:186> ^ and would not leave
^ Zoso: and would not leave
<HP:230 EP:182> ^ so i took my whole damn amp outside
^ Zoso: so i took my whole damn amp outside
<HP:230 EP:177> ^ and DUMPED it out the back
^ Zoso: and DUMPED it out the back
<-------------------------------------------------------------------------------It hides in my amp:
<-------------------------------------------------------------------------------http://www.geocities.com/zosot2t/squirrel4.jpg
<HP:230 EP:172> ^ Jerf: i dont get why someone would waste there gold putting a 5k C
on Mithgil when he never leaves his GH :P
^ Sunflash: Heh
^ Yggdrasil: ketan did that i believe :P
^ Larek Surefoot: legend gmoney
^ Sunflash: Ketan's a meanie.
^ Sunflash: Gmoney's still around? Cool
^ Larek Surefoot: explains the perpetual mithgil contract
^ Yggdrasil: it was one of those things "^ Ketan: next person to say
(insert whatever the hell it was here) gets a 5k c
^ Yggdrasil: ^ Mithgil: (whatever ketan said not to say) :P
[ Valacirca ] Galenkemen is arround
[ Valacirca ] Woden has just be prison shived in the shower! Find me!
^ Undertow smirks
Falin appears from the shadows.
Falin enters the game.
^ Undertow: thats mithgil for you
^ Trap: so zoso, hows that squirrel doing?
^ Yggdrasil: zoso's doing squirrels now?
^ it's gone now. i'm going to log this, put it up on the logpage with a link to pics
^ Zoso: it's gone now. i'm going to log this, put it up on the logpage
with a link to pics
<HP:230 EP:181> ^ Dei: No, one entered and typed aaaaaaa on his keyboard.
[ Valacirca ] Falin: hola
^ Trap: sweet
^ Yggdrasil: heh
Falin says in Westron: hey z
Falin looks at Valacirca's Board [24 notes, 14 new].
[ Valacirca ] Galenkemen: hi falling u speak spanish ?
^ Trap: and thin it tried to make itself at home in his couch
^ it also knocked my glasses into the sink and ate into my bread
^ Zoso: it also knocked my glasses into the sink and ate into my bread
' hi
You say in Westron: hi
^ Undertow: and for that, it should have died
^ Dei: I think this sounds like an experienced burglar squirrel.
^ Undertow: you know, the only reason it let you put it outside is so he
can go tell all his squirrel friends