Chinaman

Posted by
Viktor [legacy]
Uploaded
05 February 2004 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Another casualty, fresh off the press!


Ow!  That hurt!  You find yourself deep in muck.  The air around you
absolutely reeks!  There is no way you can get back up to where you were.
Realization dawns--you must be in the fabled Dead Marshes!  You swallow
convulsively as you realize what gave it that name....
Cold, biting rain streaks across the landscape.
    The only obvious exits are north and south.
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
<<<HP:230 EP:225>>> party say $RED$ EZNIMA!!
You say to your party:  EZNIMA!!
<<<HP:230 EP:225>>> 
Eznima says in Westron: cave
Eznima says in Westron: dank cave
Party say from Durad: which one
Eznima says in Westron: north marshes.
Durad leaves south.
Eznima leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A wide path(w, n, e and s)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
Durad leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Path(w, n, e and s)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 A Uruk scout
Eznima enters.
Durad leaves south.
Eznima leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Path(w, n, e and s)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 A Uruk scout
Durad leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Path(w, n, e and s)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 A Uruk scout
Eznima enters.
Durad leaves south.
Eznima leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Path(w, n, e and s)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 A troll lumbers through the area
 A Uruk scout
Durad leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
Lost(w and e)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
Eznima enters.
Durad leaves west.
Eznima leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
You push through the mud, tiring yourself.
Really lost(e and s)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
Durad leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
This endless trudging is beginning to wear you out.
Lost(w and e)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
Eznima enters.
Durad leaves west.
Eznima leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
You push through the mud, tiring yourself.
At a doorway leading down into the ground(cave, e and ne)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 A keg of Dwarven ale
Durad leaves cave.
You follow your leader cave.
As you enter, Monstrous beast suddenly attacks you!
In a dank cave(out)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 A monstrous beast
 Chinaman the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Eznima enters.

The crystal on Eznima's staff begins to throb rapidly.
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:220>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:220>>> 
You blind and disorient Chinaman with pepper dust!
<<<HP:230 EP:220>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:220>>> 
Chinaman sneezes.
Party say from Durad: I am hunting Chinaman.!
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:220>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:220>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:220>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:220>>> 
You are too busy to make an attack!
Eznima whacks Chinaman on the head.
Durad hits Monstrous beast very hard.
Monstrous beast misses you.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
    Eznima utters a few strange words.  Suddenly, red, green,
and blue light flash from the crystal.  As Chinaman screams in
PAIN, strange, swirling energy burns him severely.
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Chinaman leaves out.
Durad leaves out.
Eznima leaves out.
You follow your leader out.
At a doorway leading down into the ground(cave, e and ne)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 Chinaman the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
 A keg of Dwarven ale
You wish you hit Chinaman.
Eznima barely misses Chinaman.
shape chinaman
Chinaman is in average shape.
AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!!
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Chinaman sneezes.
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> h chinaman
You wish you hit Chinaman.
Eznima strikes Chinaman on the side.
Chinaman misses you.
Chinaman leaves east.
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Durad leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Lost(w and e)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 Chinaman the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
Eznima enters.
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:221>>> 
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Chinaman!
<<<HP:230 EP:186>>> 
Chinaman leaves east.
Durad leaves east.
Eznima leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
You push through the mud, tiring yourself.
Completely lost(n)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 Chinaman the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
Suddenly, Durad stabs Chinaman from behind!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Eznima barely misses Chinaman.
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Durad misses Chinaman.
Thick, black clouds block any chance of the sun breaking through.
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:184>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:184>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:184>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:184>>> fling pepper at chinaman
Chinaman leaves north.
Durad leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
Walking through knee deep mud is hard work.
Lost(w and e)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 Chinaman the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
Eznima enters.
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:182>>> 
Chinaman leaves east.
Durad leaves east.
Eznima leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
You push through the mud, tiring yourself.
Path(w, n, e and s)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 Chinaman the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
 A troll lumbers through the area
 A Uruk scout
fling pepper at chinaman
Chinaman sneezes.
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> fling pepper at chinaman
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Chinaman leaves east.
Durad leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Really lost(e and s)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 Chinaman the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
Eznima enters.
fling pepper at chinaman
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
You nearly decapitate Chinaman.
Eznima whacks Chinaman on the head.
Durad hits Chinaman very hard.
Chinaman misses someone.
party say $RED$ dead
You say to your party:  dead
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> fling pepper at chinaman
Chinaman is already sneezing!
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Chinaman is already sneezing!
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> shape
Chinaman doesn't look so great.
DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!!
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> You cry out in battle-glory and slide the blade through Chinaman.
Eznima taps Chinaman with the butt of the staff.
Durad inflicts massive damage to Chinaman.
Chinaman carves someone sending chunks flying through the air.
Durad taps his foot impatiently.
fling pepper at chinaman
Chinaman sneezes.
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
You blind and disorient Chinaman with pepper dust!
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
What?
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> shape
Chinaman is near death.
ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!!
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> You are too busy to make an attack!
Eznima strikes Chinaman on the side.
Durad hits Chinaman very hard.
That's it; you've used up the last of your ground pepper.
Chinaman sneezes.
Durad says in Westron: die :P
gold
You search your pockets and find 12 gold.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
You are too busy to make an attack!
Eznima barely misses Chinaman.
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Durad hits Chinaman hard.
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
What?
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> gold
You search your pockets and find 12 gold.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> yawn
You yawn.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> shape
Chinaman is near death.
ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!!
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
What?
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:180>>> 
You are too busy to make an attack!
Eznima barely misses Chinaman.
Durad misses Chinaman.
Chinaman misses you.
Chinaman sneezes.
Triggered!  doing: do get pepper from cloak,fling pepper at chinaman
Do: starting commands.
<<<HP:230 EP:181>>> 
There is no pepper in the cloak to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:181>>> 
What?
<<<HP:230 EP:181>>> 
Do: Commands completed.
<<<HP:230 EP:181>>> trigger off
Trigger deactivated.
<<<HP:230 EP:181>>> h
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Chinaman!
<<<HP:230 EP:146>>> 
You are too busy to make an attack!
Eznima barely misses Chinaman.
Durad misses Chinaman.
Chinaman falls to the ground.
Feeling merciful towards your victim, you cease attacking, letting
     Chinaman fall to the floor, unconscious.
Chinaman removes magnificent dwarven axe.
Chinaman drops magnificent dwarven axe, a walking staff and all his gold!
As Chinaman falls unconscious, Durad ceases attacking him.
3
Ok.
<<<HP:230 EP:146>>> 
Eznima barely misses Chinaman.
Chinaman sneezes.
get sword
There is no sword here to get.
<<<HP:230 EP:146>>> l
    Phew!  What an effort.  You push yourself through the glue-like mud 
with sheer willpower, but you don't know if you can keep it up much longer.
To the north and west, brambles block your way.
Black clouds torment the sky as a drizzle begins.
    The only obvious exits are east and south.
 Some gold coins
 A walking staff
 Magnificent dwarven axe
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Durad the dunedain is old and senile (tired)
 Chinaman the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral) [unconscious]
<<<HP:230 EP:146>>> 
^ Durad: legend chinaman
Eznima whacks Chinaman on the head.
Chinaman is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
merciful off
Eznima puts Chinaman out of his misery.
Eznima barely misses Chinaman.
Chinaman has died.