Dwain says in Westron: vaginas
A shrine(e) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An orc shaman Fuinor enters. ^ Otoron: That's nice to hear. I've done a lot for VC in my history on the MUD. What's your point? You're not our allies, and senior VC trash me and my guild with wild abandon all the time. There is no armour on the ground. [HP:230 EP:170] Dwain RIPS into Shaman, rendering a potentially fatal blow. Bjurdur massacres Shaman with incredible force! Shaman misses Bjurdur. Suddenly, Izor stabs Dwain from behind! a In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Dwain! [HP:230 EP:135] Dwain doesn't look so great. [HP:230 EP:135] Fuinor attacks Dwain. ^ Otoron: I -owe- you something? z Fuinor carves Dwain. You are too busy to make an attack! Bjurdur hits Shaman hard. Izor leaps into the air and quickly plunges the sword into Dwain upon his descent. Shaman hits Dwain hard. Dwain is near death. [HP:230 EP:134] Dwain leaves east. Izor leaves east. Fuinor leaves east. You follow your leader east. A torch-lit hallway(u, w, n and s) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur enters. The next time you see '^Dwain leaps off the balcony!', you will do: 'leap off balcony'. [HP:230 EP:134] Dwain leaves north. Bjurdur leaves north. Izor leaves north. You follow your leader north. A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A patrolling guard Fuinor enters. Dwain leaves east. Izor leaves east. Fuinor leaves east. You follow your leader east. A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur enters. Dwain leaves east. Bjurdur leaves east. Izor leaves east. You follow your leader east. A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Fuinor enters. Fuinor gashes Dwain across the chest! You hit Dwain very hard. Izor leaps into the air and quickly plunges the sword into Dwain upon his descent. Dwain leaves down. Izor leaves down. Fuinor leaves down. You follow your leader down. A torch-lit hallway(u, w, n and e) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A tall, thin orc worker Bjurdur enters. Dwain leaves west. Bjurdur leaves west. Izor leaves west. You follow your leader west. A torch-lit hallway(e and s) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Fuinor enters. Dwain leaves south. Izor leaves south. Fuinor leaves south. You follow your leader south. A torch-lit hallway(n and s) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur enters. Dwain leaves south. Bjurdur leaves south. Izor leaves south. You follow your leader south. A torch-lit hallway(n, e and s) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Fuinor enters. Dwain leaves east. Izor leaves east. Fuinor leaves east. You follow your leader east. The mess hall of Cirith Ungol(w, n and e) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An orc guard eating a meal An orc soldier eating a meal Bjurdur enters. Dwain leaves north. Bjurdur leaves north. Izor leaves north. You follow your leader north. A scullery(messhall and kitchen) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Fuinor enters. Fuinor misses Dwain. You miss Dwain. Dwain leaves kitchen. Izor leaves kitchen. Fuinor leaves kitchen. You follow your leader kitchen. The kitchen of Cirith Ungol(larder and scullery) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An orc lackey A cooking wench Bjurdur enters. Dwain zips past Fuinor. Izor swings the sword past Dwain, making no contact. Dwain leaves larder. Bjurdur leaves larder. Izor leaves larder. You follow your leader larder. A putrid larder(out and d) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Fuinor enters. Fuinor pounds Dwain with the hilt of the sword. You inflict massive damage to Dwain. You killed Dwain. Dwain has died. In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! The ghost of Dwain drifts down. Ok. [HP:230 EP:134] an Orc courier pack : Too heavy. a studded leather baldric : Ok. a simple sheepskin sheath : Too bulky. sturdy armour : Too bulky. a great Dunlending shield : Too bulky. a mail coif : Ok. a helm of Rohan : Too bulky. an iridescent black cloak : Ok. a pair of old, worn out, leather boots : Too bulky. a small knife : A flaming weapon?! No way! a small knife : A flaming weapon?! No way! a small knife : A flaming weapon?! No way! a tebuje : Too bulky. a small blue bottle on a string : Too bulky. [HP:230 EP:134] You put 71 gold in your pockets. mmm You mmm. [HP:230 EP:134] Izor nods. ^ Caber: Look guys, it's obvious that the only way to settle this is to lock yourselves in a room with nothing but a large stone club, and then have a throw-the-club duel to the death. The ghost of Dwain drifts in. Fuinor attacks Bjurdur. The ghost of Dwain drifts down. Fuinor misses Bjurdur. Bjurdur hits Fuinor very hard. ^ Alkath: I think it was just an unjust move of yours. Bjurdur leaves out. k bjudur The ghost of Dwain drifts in. You don't see that here. [HP:230 EP:133] Cellar guard enters. l This is the larder of Cirith Ungol, if such a pit of rotting offal even deserves that name. Piles of greenish, festering meat crowd the floor, and grotesquely mangled carcasses hang from huge iron hooks set into the wall. The floor is caked with dried blood that has leaked from the carcasses, and the charnel stench in here causes your senses to scream in protest. You'd better get out of here before you contract something fatal. Stone steps descend downwards into the shadows of the cellars. The only obvious exits are out and down. A burly guard wanders through the cellars The ghost of Dwain Corpse of Dwain Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) [HP:230 EP:133] Dwain says in Westron: d Izor takes a small blue bottle on a string from corpse of Dwain. Dwain says in Westron: d Dwain says in Westron: d k bjurdur You don't see that here. [HP:230 EP:132] Izor wears a small blue bottle on a string. Izor wears a steel ring. Izor wears a gold ring with a single grey stone. Izor wears a small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Estarriol'. ^ Alkath: heh hands You have two hands. You are holding an elven short sword (wielded) You are holding ground pepper (in hands) You have no free hands. [HP:230 EP:132] Dwain says in Westron: vaginas You hear a footstep nearby. The ghost of Dwain drifts down. Someone steps out of the background. `trigger him You say to your party: trigger him [HP:230 EP:132] Bjurdur leaves down. hands You have two hands. You are holding an elven short sword (wielded) You are holding ground pepper (in hands) You have no free hands. [HP:230 EP:132] l This is the larder of Cirith Ungol, if such a pit of rotting offal even deserves that name. Piles of greenish, festering meat crowd the floor, and grotesquely mangled carcasses hang from huge iron hooks set into the wall. The floor is caked with dried blood that has leaked from the carcasses, and the charnel stench in here causes your senses to scream in protest. You'd better get out of here before you contract something fatal. Stone steps descend downwards into the shadows of the cellars. The only obvious exits are out and down. A burly guard wanders through the cellars Corpse of Dwain Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) [HP:230 EP:131] ^ Alkath: And we didn't get an apology or something. ^ Otoron: Whatever. Feel free to keep harping on one event that happened months ago, though. Izor wears a helm of Rohan. Izor wears a pair of old, worn out, leather boots. Fuinor says in Westron: Dark room with well. Fuinor looks at Corpse of Dwain. Izor takes an Orc courier pack from corpse of Dwain. i pack Gold: 71 Encumbrance: heavily encumbered You dig around in your harvester's pack and find: Your harvester's pack is stuffed full. A mail coif An iridescent black cloak A piece of jerky (6) A studded leather baldric [HP:230 EP:129] Fuinor gets a simple sheepskin sheath and a tebuje from corpse of Dwain into a leather scout ruck. wear all from pack iridescent black cloak : Your hands are full! Failed! coif : Your hands are full! Failed! baldric : Your hands are full! Failed! [HP:230 EP:129] ^ Caber: Mithgil, get these men a club. ^ Alkath: You're just still a bunch of powerplayers. ^ Otoron: Actually, that shows you're as clueless as you are ugly. I had an extensive discussion with Cal when it happened :P drop baldric from pack Ok. [HP:230 EP:129] hands You have two hands. You are holding an elven short sword (wielded) You are holding ground pepper (in hands) You have no free hands. [HP:230 EP:129] Izor hmms. find bjurdur Bjurdur is in Mordor at Tower of Cirith Ungol. In the room: a dark room with a well in the center. Bjurdur is not wanted. [HP:230 EP:108] You say to your party: Bjurdur is in Mordor at Tower of Cirith Ungol. In the room: a dark room with a well in the center. [HP:230 EP:108] l This is the larder of Cirith Ungol, if such a pit of rotting offal even deserves that name. Piles of greenish, festering meat crowd the floor, and grotesquely mangled carcasses hang from huge iron hooks set into the wall. The floor is caked with dried blood that has leaked from the carcasses, and the charnel stench in here causes your senses to scream in protest. You'd better get out of here before you contract something fatal. Stone steps descend downwards into the shadows of the cellars. The only obvious exits are out and down. A studded leather baldric A burly guard wanders through the cellars Corpse of Dwain Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) [HP:230 EP:107] ^ Bakal: Jesus Christ Alkath. Izor ohs interestedly. ^ Alkath: Oh, I am ugly? And how would you know? ^ Otoron: And you're still just a bunch of useless douchebags? Izor says in Westron: he will jump Izor says in Westron: no idea trigger Bjurdur todo fling pepper at bjurdur The next time you see 'Bjurdur', you will do: 'fling pepper at bjurdur'. [HP:230 EP:106] shake You shake your head. [HP:230 EP:106] l pepper This is ground pepper. It makes you sneeze. It would be dastardly to fling this into an enemy's eyes in a fight; he would not be able to concentrate! This is expensive stuff, as it does not grow locally; the only way to obtain it is through trade with the people of distant lands. There is enough pepper to use 1 times. To use this in combat, 'Fling pepper at enemy'. [HP:230 EP:106] Party say from Fuinor: Let's get him. ;) Let's injure him a bit first. Izor ohs interestedly. `:is triggered to fling. You emote to your party: Shagrath is triggered to fling. [HP:230 EP:106] hands You have two hands. You are holding an elven short sword (wielded) You are holding ground pepper (in hands) You have no free hands. [HP:230 EP:106] ^ Otoron: As I told Calenril: when VC respect us, they'll get the treatment back :) Izor leaves down. Fuinor leaves down. You follow your leader down. A stairwell in the cellars(u, e and s) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor leaves south. You follow your leader south. A cellar hallway(w, n, e and s) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Fuinor enters. Izor leaves north. Fuinor leaves north. You follow your leader north. A stairwell in the cellars(u, e and s) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor hmms. Izor leaves east. You follow your leader east. A cellar hallway(w and e) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Fuinor enters. Izor leaves east. Fuinor leaves east. You follow your leader east. A cellar hallway(w, n and s) Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) ^ Bakal: Alkath, you're cool. You're like the only VC in the history of VC to get that compliment from me. Izor leaves north. You follow your leader north. A dark room with a well in the center(s) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Triggered! doing: fling pepper at bjurdur Fuinor enters. You blind and disorient Bjurdur with pepper dust! In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! [HP:230 EP:104] That's it; you've used up the last of your ground pepper. Bjurdur sneezes. Fuinor misses Bjurdur. Triggered! doing: fling pepper at bjurdur You graze Bjurdur. What? [HP:230 EP:104] headbutt You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bjurdur. Triggered! doing: fling pepper at bjurdur [HP:230 EP:84] What? [HP:230 EP:84] Fuinor gashes Bjurdur across the chest! You massacre Bjurdur with incredible force! Bjurdur sneezes. Triggered! doing: fling pepper at bjurdur What? [HP:230 EP:84] z Bjurdur is in good shape. Bjurdur is rather drunk. [HP:230 EP:84] Fuinor misses Bjurdur. You hit Bjurdur. Bjurdur misses you. [HP:230 EP:84] l This is a rather small, dingy room, more like a dungeon than a cellar. It is void of any sort of furniture or ornament, but in the center is a hole with some rocks piled around it. It would seem that it is some sort of well, used by the orcs of Cirith Ungol for water. It is doubtful, however, just how fresh any water running through the Ephel Duath could be. The only obvious exit is south. Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) Triggered! doing: fling pepper at bjurdur [HP:230 EP:84] What? [HP:230 EP:84] -fff Trigger deactivated. [HP:230 EP:84] Fuinor carves Bjurdur. You miss Bjurdur. Bjurdur misses you. z The next time you see 'Someone drinks the phial of Dream Potion and h', you will do: 'fade'. [HP:230 EP:84] You focused on attack last time, try something different! [HP:230 EP:84] You weren't focusing anyway. [HP:230 EP:84] [HP:230 EP:84] Bjurdur is in good shape. Bjurdur is rather drunk. [HP:230 EP:84] Bjurdur smashes his forehead into your nose. Bjurdur sneezes. Fuinor carves Bjurdur. You miss Bjurdur. ^ Bakal: Don't screw it up by bitching about aiglos. ^ Caber: There's nothing wrong with powerplaying, for the record. :P Fuinor misses Bjurdur. You hit Bjurdur hard. Bjurdur misses you. [HP:196 EP:83] `hunt You say to your party: hunt [HP:196 EP:83] z Bjurdur is in average shape. Bjurdur is rather drunk. [HP:196 EP:83] Bjurdur sneezes. hands You have two hands. You are holding an elven short sword (wielded) You have one free hand. [HP:196 EP:83] ^ Otoron: When VC continually (including that boot) spit on our theme, they'll get treated accordingly. z Fuinor carves Bjurdur. You graze Bjurdur. Bjurdur misses you. Bjurdur is in average shape. Bjurdur is rather drunk. [HP:196 EP:83] [HP:196 EP:83] Fuinor removes Herugrim. Fuinor puts Herugrim into a leather baldric. l This is a rather small, dingy room, more like a dungeon than a cellar. It is void of any sort of furniture or ornament, but in the center is a hole with some rocks piled around it. It would seem that it is some sort of well, used by the orcs of Cirith Ungol for water. It is doubtful, however, just how fresh any water running through the Ephel Duath could be. The only obvious exit is south. Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) [HP:196 EP:83] Suddenly, Izor stabs Bjurdur from behind! Bjurdur boggles at the concept. Fuinor misses Bjurdur. You hit Bjurdur. Izor shreds Bjurdur's skin into several pieces! hands You have two hands. You are holding an elven short sword (wielded) You have one free hand. [HP:196 EP:82] Fuinor misses Bjurdur. You hit Bjurdur hard. Bjurdur misses Izor. Izor spins and slashes Bjurdur with a powerful blow. l This is a rather small, dingy room, more like a dungeon than a cellar. It is void of any sort of furniture or ornament, but in the center is a hole with some rocks piled around it. It would seem that it is some sort of well, used by the orcs of Cirith Ungol for water. It is doubtful, however, just how fresh any water running through the Ephel Duath could be. The only obvious exit is south. Fuinor the silvan Archaic Necromancer (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Izor and Izor the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bjurdur Gjallarhorn the dunedain Warlord (Immoral) [HP:196 EP:82] z Bjurdur doesn't look so great. Bjurdur is rather drunk. [HP:196 EP:82] Fuinor misses Bjurdur. You miss Bjurdur. Bjurdur misses Izor. Izor swings the sword past Bjurdur, making no contact. ^ Alkath: Don't wait respect from us if you loot us. Fuinor gets a walking staff from a leather scout ruck. Fuinor starts casting a spell. You miss Bjurdur. Bjurdur misses Fuinor. Izor cuts Bjurdur's shoulder, leaving a bloody mark. ^ Alkath thanks Bakal. f You must have a staff in your hands to cast any spells. [HP:197 EP:82] You hit Bjurdur very hard. Bjurdur grazes Fuinor. Izor swings the sword past Bjurdur, making no contact. +s Ok. [HP:197 EP:82] f You start casting fireball. [HP:197 EP:82] You are still casting your spell. Bjurdur misses you. Izor spins and slashes Bjurdur with a powerful blow. [HP:197 EP:79] ^ Pallasch: I'd say RoI's theme is better than VC's. A blast of fire shoots forth from Fuinor's hand, striking Bjurdur!!! You are still casting your spell. Bjurdur misses Fuinor. Izor cuts Bjurdur's shoulder, leaving a bloody mark. Fuinor starts casting a spell. ^ Alkath: What about Cal then? :P You are still casting your spell. Bjurdur misses Fuinor. Izor spins and slashes Bjurdur with a powerful blow. You are still casting your spell. A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Bjurdur!!! Bjurdur has died. Bjurdur says in Westron: In Dol Amroth where the Brave may live.....Forever!