My first log, it's freaking exiting, and due popularity, includes crap!
ANSI?!?! WOOT?! Ok, we're doing this exiting thing in Mordor, ooh. Almost something happens. Sefron powerfully shoots a handcrafted arrow at Shaman's chest with deadly force!! Corpus misses Shaman by mere inches. Diar misses Shaman. You miss Shaman. Ugrim electrocutes Shaman sending a bolt of charge through the body cavity. Byron barely misses Shaman. Azhrarn cuts Shaman's arm, leaving several bruises. Shaman hits Byron very hard. You attack Shaman. [HP:230 EP:216] Azhrarn gives Shaman a good spanking! Azhrarn gives Shaman a good spanking! Ugrim removes a dwarven war shield. Ugrim drops a dwarven war shield. Azhrarn gives Shaman a good spanking! Azhrarn gives Shaman a good spanking! Azhrarn gives Shaman a good spanking! Azhrarn gives Shaman a good spanking! Sefron nocks a handcrafted arrow. Corpus savagely mutilates Shaman with a slash of the sword! Shaman screams in pain as the crimson blade penetrates flesh! Diar DECIMATES Shaman causing a beg for mercy!! You miss Shaman. Ugrim misses Shaman. Byron nicks Shaman's shoulder. Azhrarn scratches Shaman. Shaman misses Byron. Shaman uses his skills to heal himself. Sefron draws back on a bow. Sefron powerfully shoots a handcrafted arrow at Shaman's leg with deadly force!! Corpus buries the sword into Shaman with deadly precision. Diar misses Shaman. You miss Shaman. Ugrim scorches Shaman on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh! Byron nicks Shaman's shoulder. Azhrarn dilacerates Shaman like a hungry wolf destroying flesh. Shaman misses Ugrim. x Shaman DLSG--DLSG--DLSG. [HP:230 EP:216] Byron gives Shaman a good spanking! Byron gives Shaman a good spanking! Byron gives Shaman a good spanking! Byron gives Shaman a good spanking! Byron gives Shaman a good spanking! [ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Relg: aye lookin good :) Sefron nocks a handcrafted arrow. Shaman dodges Corpus's attack with some skill. Diar misses Shaman. You nearly dismember Shaman with a devastating blow from the mace! Ugrim misses Shaman. Byron devastates Shaman's body in a whirlwind of blazing fury! Azhrarn chops Shaman. Shaman misses you. Sefron draws back on a bow. Shaman begs for mercy as Corpus lands a near-fatal blow. Diar misses Shaman. You miss Shaman. Ugrim misses Shaman. Byron swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Shaman's skull! Azhrarn hits Shaman very hard, leaving severed body parts! Shaman misses Diar. Diar tries to flex like Tulkas but falls miserably short. Sefron fires off a handcrafted arrow but misses Shaman. Sefron nocks a handcrafted arrow. Shaman dodges Corpus's attack with some skill. Diar misses Shaman. You slam the skull into Shaman with gruesome force. Ugrim misses Shaman. Byron barely misses Shaman. Azhrarn hits Shaman very hard, leaving severed body parts! Shaman misses Diar. [ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Byron: will be better :P Sefron draws back on a bow. Sefron shoots Shaman in the foot with a handcrafted arrow. Corpus misses Shaman by mere inches. Diar rips Shaman limb from limb! You miss Shaman. Ugrim scorches Shaman on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh! Byron swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Shaman's skull! Byron drives the sword into Shaman's stomach. Azhrarn misses Shaman. Shaman has died. Durad suxxorz, u all suxxorz cuz yoyo bling bling stupid. I r ownz u. hahahahah!