Well, it all happend pretty spontaniously. But I thought it had this special cartoonish touch to it, which made it fairly amusing. If you have a problem with it, you can kiss my ass. :)
Scat says in Westron: Halt in the name of the Dark Lord Sauron. Cease your attack or feel the bite of my Morgul Blade! You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. 'you're kidding me You say in Westron: you're kidding me HP:217 EP:164 Scat says in Westron: i dont intend on winning ;P You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Uruk archer falls to the ground. Uruk archer is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Uruk archer is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! kill You decide to put Uruk archer out of his misery. HP:217 EP:163 You killed Uruk archer. Uruk archer has died. 'that's not fun :p You say in Westron: that's not fun :p HP:217 EP:163 get all from corpse into pack get all from corpse a large, black quiver : Ok. an orcish bow : Ok. HP:217 EP:163 There is nothing in the corpse to get. HP:217 EP:163 kill archer You attack Uruk archer. HP:217 EP:162 You slice Uruk archer cleanly. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Uruk archer shoots an arrow at you, but using your magnificent moon shield, you manage to deflect it! Uruk archer nocks an arrow. 'fine, attack :P You say in Westron: fine, attack :P HP:218 EP:163 l You miss Uruk archer. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. You are standing on a crude, hastily-constructed wooden bridge that runs along the tops of a long series of large, low wooden boats floating on the Anduin. The bridge is fairly wide for such a temporary structure, but is not nearly as sturdy as the original bridge that connected the west bank to the island. You gaze west and then east, and can make out the remains of the original stone bridge of Osgiliath, now in ruins. The Orcs were quite efficient at putting up a new one quickly, though. A dark ominous cloud covers everything here. The only obvious exits are west and east. Corpse of Uruk archer Scat Ear-Cutter the eorling Warlock (Demonic) An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge HP:218 EP:162 Scat nods and you can feel wisdom radiating from him. You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. You are attacked by Scat! kill archer You attack Uruk archer. HP:218 EP:162 You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Scat misses you. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. You miss Uruk archer. Scat misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Scat misses you. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. You miss Uruk archer. Scat misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Scat misses you. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. You slice Uruk archer cleanly. Scat misses you. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Scat misses you. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. Scat hehs. Scat shields Uruk archer, and you graze Scat. You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Scat misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. emote puts a hand straight out on Scat's forhead. You miss Uruk archer. Scat misses you. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. You emote: Armada puts a hand straight out on Scat's forhead. HP:219 EP:160 Scat shields Uruk archer, and you hit Scat. You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Scat misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. Scat says in Westron: can't even his you :P Scat shields Uruk archer, and you hit Scat. You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Scat misses you. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. Scat falls down laughing. You slice Uruk archer cleanly. Scat misses you. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. snicker You snicker like Deputy Dawg. HP:219 EP:159 Scat shields Uruk archer, and you graze Scat. You slice Uruk archer cleanly. Scat misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. -> Scat swings wildly. Scat shields Uruk archer, and you scratch Scat. You slice Uruk archer cleanly. Scat misses you. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. Scat shields Uruk archer, and you hit Scat. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Scat misses you. Uruk archer fires off an arrow but misses you. Scat shields Uruk archer, and you hit Scat. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Scat misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. laugh like a highschool bully Scat shields Uruk archer, and you scratch Scat. You slice Uruk archer cleanly. Scat misses you. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. Uruk archer just barely nicks you in the foot with an arrow that is poorly shot. You laugh like a highschool bully. HP:219 EP:158 Drego enters. The Uruk blocking Drego's way steps aside, bowing to a fellow servant of Sauron. Drego leaves east. Scat shields Uruk archer, and you graze Scat. You stab Uruk archer in the abdomen. Scat misses you. Uruk archer nocks an arrow. Uruk archer draws back on a bow. Scat shields Uruk archer, and you hit Scat. You wreak havoc on Uruk archer with many devastating blows. Scat misses you. Uruk archer falls to the ground. Uruk archer is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! kill archer You hit Scat with the flat of the blade. Scat misses you. Uruk archer is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Drego enters. Drego leaves west. You decide to put Uruk archer out of his misery. HP:219 EP:157 Drego enters. The Uruk blocking Drego's way steps aside, bowing to a fellow servant of Sauron. Drego leaves east. get all from corpse into pack get all from corpse You miss Scat. Scat misses you. You killed Uruk archer. Uruk archer has died. a large, black quiver : Ok. an orcish bow : Ok. HP:220 EP:158 w You see more than one corpse. Using the first of the following: on the ground : corpse of Uruk archer on the ground : corpse of Uruk archer There is nothing in the corpse to get. HP:220 EP:158 w w