While it's a 100000-man bang, an astounding display of stupidity on Anselmo's part makes at least the first half worth posting.
*** background: Anselmo has a shitload of healing on him, and Caber's ass *** is sitting idle, so without a thief a 1000000-man bang is the only *** solution. But... watch all the help we got from Anselmo. You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers. = HP:230 EP:190 = The Great West Road(w, n, sw, e and s) Madok Baec Heorte the eorling Archmage (Angelic) = HP:230 EP:190 = Madok leaves south. The north gate(w, n, e and s) Moka the dunedain Gangster (Demonic) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A clucking chicken Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Filch the dunlending Con Artist (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A signpost A hitching post A guard stands watch over the gate [2] = HP:230 EP:190 = Anselmo says in Westron: you guys can bang so good Athin smiles with dark intent. Filch smirks in amusement. Anselmo says in Westron: so do it l anselmo He is carrying: A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion. A dark runed battle axe (wielded). Black plate gauntlets (worn). Sturdy armour (worn). A backpack (worn). An emerald shield (worn). A cloak of Gondor (worn). = HP:230 EP:185 = Anselmo says in Westron: 10 man me Marvin says, "Ok!". Athin smirks in amusement. Vixen smirks in amusement. Marvin says in Westron: let me get some more people Athin says in Westron: we don't have ten Marvin says in Westron: hold on Anselmo nods. ^ Moka: im naked Athin says in Westron: yet? :) Anselmo says in Westron: well as many as you can Athin shakes his head. Anselmo says in Westron: hurry Vixen looks at Anselmo. Marvin says in Westron: wait, anselmo, go get low on hp Vixen giggles. The chicken runs away from you! <= aaw! The main street(w, n, e and s) *** disabling some quest... The north gate(w, n, e and s) Nirrab ? the dunedain Archmage (Hand of Eru) Pippen the silvan Executioner (Moral) Moka the dunedain Gangster (Demonic) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Filch the dunlending Con Artist (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A signpost A hitching post A guard stands watch over the gate [2] = HP:230 EP:207 = Marvin says in Westron: GO GO GO Athin chats with his party. Anselmo says in Westron: come to tenzek Anselmo leaves north. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. Filch laughs out loud. 5th partymember tells you: I'm at JD, trigger the maiden and have the party get ARH and Amruin. Nirrab leaves north. Filch leaves west. The main street(w, n, e and s) = HP:230 EP:202 = The main street(w, n, e and s) A cat wanders around looking for food = HP:230 EP:202 = Before the Golden Hall(u, w, n and e) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) An old gossiper [41 rumours, 40 new] = HP:230 EP:202 = You can't go that way! = HP:230 EP:202 = Vixen smirks in amusement. 5th partymember tells you: Disabled lightning too. Marvin chats with his party. Marvin chats with his party. Athin smirks in amusement. *** blah... Camp Entrance(w, enter and s) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) = HP:230 EP:195 = Marvin leaves enter. Athin leaves enter. Perry leaves enter. Vixen leaves enter. Center of camp(w, n, out, e, ne and nw) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A flag pole = HP:230 EP:195 = Anselmo leaves north. Marvin leaves north. Vixen leaves north. Perry leaves north. Athin leaves north. A large tent(s) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A Dunlending warlord stands here, preparing for battle A grey staff A lamp {above you} A practice dummy = HP:230 EP:194 = Anselmo eeks. Anselmo crushes Tenzek, slamming the shaft into his body! Tenzek falls backwards as the axe slices through his flesh! Athin hits Tenzek very hard. Tenzek knocks Athin back with a powerful strike. Athin shakes his head. Anselmo exposes bone, slicing chunks of flesh from Tenzek! Athin misses Tenzek. Tenzek misses Athin. Tenzek gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Athin! Athin chats with his party. Anselmo misses Tenzek. Athin misses Tenzek. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. Anselmo leaves south. Center of camp(w, n, out, e, ne and nw) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) A flag pole = HP:230 EP:191 = Athin snickers with dark and silent cruelty. Marvin thinks that is really cool. Anselmo says in Westron: nice Anselmo leaves northwest. Marvin leaves northwest. Vixen leaves northwest. Perry leaves northwest. Athin leaves northwest. Anselmo enters. z anselmo Anselmo is in good shape. Anselmo has a bad headache. = HP:230 EP:188 = Marvin enters. Athin enters. Perry enters. Vixen enters. Perry chuckles. Anselmo says in Westron: healer is dead = HP:230 EP:187 = Athin goes, "Aww!". Anselmo has hp: 182/210 and end: 179/210 Marvin says in Westron: GET ND Marvin says in Westron: GOD Marvin says in Westron: GOD Anselmo leaves north. Anselmo enters. Anselmo says in Westron: 150?? Athin looks at Anselmo. Anselmo has hp: 152/210 and end: 176/210 Anselmo shrugs. Anselmo says in Westron: hmm Marvin says in Westron: sissy Athin rolls his eyes. Anselmo sighs. Anselmo says in Westron: fine Anselmo leaves north. Athin chats with his party. [ SoU ] Vixen: now? Marvin chats with his party. [ SoU ] Paraiko: still there A large tent(s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A Dunlending warlord stands here, preparing for battle A grey staff A lamp {above you} A practice dummy = HP:230 EP:185 = Anselmo misses Tenzek. Tenzek misses Anselmo. z anselmo Anselmo is in average shape. Anselmo has a bad headache. = HP:230 EP:184 = Anselmo misses Tenzek. Anselmo misses Tenzek. Tenzek hits Anselmo's shoulder, causing a grimace of pain. Center of camp(w, n, out, e, ne and nw) Filch the dunlending Con Artist (Demonic) <= only an unrelated spectator :( Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) A flag pole = HP:230 EP:183 = Vixen chats with her party. 'avg You say in Westron: avg = HP:230 EP:181 = Marvin chats with his party. Anselmo enters. Filch looks at a flag pole. Anselmo says in Westron: 120 Anselmo has hp: 123/210 and end: 172/210 Marvin chats with his party. ^ Mithgil: No *** You can stop reading now, you can already guess the rest. Perry gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Anselmo! Athin shrugs. hh Vixen throws a fantastic pushkick at her enemy. Vixen sears Anselmo's flesh with a handcrafted arrow. Vixen misses Anselmo with a handcrafted arrow. Vixen nocks a handcrafted arrow. Vixen draws back on a bow. The next time you see 'prays to Eru', you will do: 'pray to Melkor'. = HP:230 EP:177 = You begin to hunt Anselmo. Triggered! doing: hunt anselmo = HP:230 EP:177 = You are already hunting Anselmo! = HP:230 EP:177 = You sneak up and stab Anselmo from behind! = HP:230 EP:127 = Athin gets ground pepper from a leather scout ruck. Athin flings pepper dust at Anselmo! Athin puts ground pepper into a leather scout ruck. The next time you see 'prays to Eru', you will do: 'pray to Melkor'. = HP:230 EP:127 = Anselmo doesn't look so great. Anselmo has a bad headache. = HP:230 EP:127 = Vixen launches a handcrafted arrow, striking Anselmo's chest. Vixen shoots forth a lightning-fast arrow at Anselmo... The handcrafted arrow pierces Anselmo's stomach, making it lifeless! You inflict massive damage to Anselmo. Athin hits Anselmo very hard. Anselmo sneezes. Marvin whips his fang from his baldric with careless ease. You tremble as Marvin wields the fang of Sauron. Marvin wields the fang of Sauron. Anselmo drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely. Anselmo drops an empty phial. Filch goes "Woo!". Suddenly, Marvin stabs Anselmo from behind! Vixen nocks a handcrafted arrow. Vixen draws back on a bow. You massacre Anselmo with incredible force! Marvin misses Anselmo. Athin misses Anselmo. Perry swings the shadow sword wildly above Anselmo. Anselmo leaves out. You follow Anselmo out. Camp Entrance(w, enter and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Athin's staff fires a red beam at Anselmo and hits him dead on. Anselmo screams in agony! Suddenly a blue mist forms around Anselmo and gets absorbed by the powers of Athin's staff! Anselmo leaves west. Marvin leaves west. Athin leaves west. Perry leaves west. Vixen leaves west. You follow Anselmo west. Outside of Camp(w and e) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A messenger from Edoras Anselmo leaves west. You follow Anselmo west. Dunlending Camp(e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves south. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. The Great West Road(w, se, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves east. Marvin leaves east. Athin leaves east. Perry leaves east. Vixen leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves east. Marvin leaves east. Athin leaves east. Perry leaves east. Vixen leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Vixen shoots forth a lightning-fast arrow at Anselmo... The handcrafted arrow pierces Anselmo's foot, making it lifeless! You miss Anselmo. Marvin misses Anselmo. Perry thrusts the sword into Anselmo, pushing Anselmo off balance! Anselmo sneezes. Anselmo leaves east. Marvin leaves east. Athin leaves east. Perry leaves east. Vixen leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves east. Marvin leaves east. Athin leaves east. Perry leaves east. Vixen leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian oz f Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves east. Marvin leaves east. Athin leaves east. Perry leaves east. Vixen leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Madok enters. Anselmo leaves east. Marvin leaves east. Athin leaves east. Perry leaves east. Vixen leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves east. Marvin leaves east. Athin leaves east. Perry leaves east. Vixen leaves east. You follow Anselmo east. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) ^ Mithgil: I'm asking who cares what other people think of what they're wearing Anselmo is near death. Anselmo is somewhat drunk. = HP:230 EP:122 = Anselmo leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves south. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves south. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Vixen nocks a handcrafted arrow. You miss Anselmo. Marvin misses Anselmo. Magic crackles as a dark shadow flies off the shadow sword and attacks Anselmo! Perry swings the shadow sword wildly above Anselmo. Anselmo leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves south. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Rider is riding A Rohan steed A Rohan steed Anselmo leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves south. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Rider is riding A Rohan steed A Rohan steed Anselmo leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Rider is riding A Rohan steed A Rohan steed Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves south. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Rider is riding A Rohan steed A Rohan steed Anselmo leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. Rohan Plains(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A very hungry plains cat sizes you up Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. Anselmo leaves south. Marvin leaves south. Athin leaves south. Perry leaves south. Vixen leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. The Great West Road(w, n, sw, e and s) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Perry U'lairi the dunedain Guardian of Dol Guldur (Shadowspawn) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Marvin the dwarf Cleaner (Demonic) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Anselmo leaves south. You follow Anselmo south. The north gate(w, n, e and s) Anselmo the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A signpost A hitching post A guard stands watch over the gate [2] Marvin enters. Vixen enters. Perry enters. Athin enters. z Athin whips his elven short sword from his baldric like an avenging demon drawing pure DEATH!!! Athin removes a strange runed staff. Athin wields an elven short sword. Anselmo gets a silver flask from a backpack. Anselmo opens a silver flask. Anselmo drinks from a silver flask. Anselmo closes a silver flask. Anselmo puts a silver flask into a backpack. Anselmo gets a silver flask from a backpack. Anselmo opens a silver flask. Anselmo drinks from a silver flask. Anselmo closes a silver flask. Anselmo puts a silver flask into a backpack. Anselmo gets a silver flask from a backpack. Anselmo opens a silver flask. Anselmo drinks from a silver flask. Anselmo closes a silver flask. Anselmo puts a silver flask into a backpack. Anselmo is near death. Anselmo is somewhat drunk. = HP:230 EP:120 = Perry hurts his neck attacking Anselmo! Vixen draws back on a bow. Vixen shoots forth a lightning-fast arrow at Anselmo... The handcrafted arrow pierces Anselmo's chest, making it lifeless! You inflict massive damage to Anselmo. Anselmo has died.