First person to comment on the log with a definition of the word "Trainspotting" wins a special prize.
^ Denezar: you know whats in wisconsin?
^ Alle: Cheese?
^ Bakal: Cheese?
^ Daruk: cheese?
^ Atticus: Cheese!
^ Mithgil: Cheese
^ Spartan: cheese?
^ Bakal: and beer.
HP:220 EP:159| view skullman
Clan Name: Honor_of_the_Blade
Clan Leader: Skullman
Description:
We protect the city of esgaroth, with our swords wielded and our shields worn we fear noone but Eru himself. Our journy begins now! This clan is under stricted Leadership. Let that be a quick warning!
King Brand says: Ah, I see we haven't met yet, let me introduce myself, I am
King Brand of Dale, and you are...who?
You say in Westron: Totherion, the Slayer of Moral beings, and he who
shall destroy Dale and all who dwell within your weak walls!
<<HP:122 EP:65>>
King Brand says: Ah! Totherion 'tis a pleasure to match a name to a noble face.
[ Daen Hecil ] Blade: erm, where did mels go?
d
You can't go that way!
|HP:220 EP:155> l
You descend a crude stone stairway into a large torch-lit
cellar. The chamber is square in form and primarily used for the
storage of weapons and armour. The flickering of torch light is
reflected upon dozens of maces, swords, and flails, all neatly
stored in wooden racks near the eastern wall. Across the room,
pieces of armour hang in leather holding straps, and below them is
a place for the storage of baldrics and belts. Various types of
bows fill up the southern wall, carefully hung above a few barrels
of arrows. A small alcove has been carved into the stairway's side
and contains an hourglass. You notice Fergus holding a book
containing a log of all the weapons that have been stored, by whom
and when. Perhaps you can 'read log'?
The room is about half full.
The only obvious exit is up.
Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
A silver arrow [2]
A simple sheepskin sheath [2]
A simple leather baldric
A dwarven deathmask
An Orc courier pack [3]
A small knife (engulfed in flames) [2]
A magnificent engraved longsword
A strange grey sword
A sailor's cutlass [2]
A mithril needle
A dark cloak
A dwarven mining pack
Sturdy armour
A bloodstained cloak
A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sapphire sword
A strong steel breastplate
Fergus, the Master of Arms
The Daen Hecil Armoury board [23 notes]
|HP:220 EP:155> ' Blade
You say in Westron: Blade
|HP:220 EP:155> ' Look
You say in Westron: Look
|HP:220 EP:155> ' It's on the fucking floor
You say in Westron: It's on the fucking floor
^ Fimbu: Btw, Mith. I was thinking we pants surnames people should submit ourselves to that T2T family tree website thing.
^ Mithgil: What's that
^ Mithgil: Must be something Gyro did
^ Fimbu: There's a post on the gossiper about it, Gyro's doing it.
^ Fimbu: Hah :P
Armath tells you: can you help me??...im in teh waters of esgorath i
fell or something and it says you strain against the waters keeping
you afloat
Armath tells you: my ep is 31
^ Vexshadow: where is the cementary in thranduils
^ Azzur: In the graveyard
^ Fimbu: ROTFL
^ Vexshadow: how do i get thir
^ Azzur: walk
^ Fimbu: 10 out of 10 AZZUR!!! lol!!!
^ Fimbu: OMG AGAIN!
^ Vexshadow: wow thats funyy lol
^ Fimbu: Somebody log this!!!!
Mads says in Westron: everything is just a bit hectic
You nod slightly.
Mads says in Westron: but there will never be a perfect time
Bakal sticks a lollypop into Jerf's asshole
Jerf says in Westron: i missed you
Jerf points at Bakal.
Castamir writes:
> Grimdor@Arda writes:
> > What report and why was it so useless....You offend me by saying my ideas are useless...if i make a idea i am serious about it.
> > Please apologize and remove my "useless" warnings as I have felt you meant that in a derogatory way. I do not appreciate saying what i said is useless without talking to me beforehand. I dont even know which report your talkin about I have alot of ideas. Also, I make them short so it doesnt waste more than 1min of your "precious" time. Remember....without the players you have nothing to rule over.
> > Grimdor.
> >
>
> The report in question was:
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> BIT type IDEA - - NEW
> Idea : Grimdor at Thu Feb 5 13:16:35 2004 in /d/arda/west/027040Hobbiton
> Grid Coord: 027040
> Reporter is a PLAYER.
>
> Have all the ainu suicide.
>
> ==========================================================
> Cast
^ Caber: Some NAoG guy had his surname set as "One-eye," and his last name was Seaman
^ Otoron: Hahahaha.
^ Caber: But he was foreign, and some of my friends convinced him that it was actually spelled "Semen"
^ Caber: So he changed his titled for a while. Funniest thing ever.
Pounder tells you: i think i am addicted to local anesthia
Pounder tells you: it tastes so good.
Pounder tells you: i can't feel my throat though.
^ Fimbu wears a comm hide pack (open).
^ Fofester: Sex
^ Idrial: Fimbu, shut up.
^ Idrial: Hahaha! SEX!!!@!!!
^ Fimbu: ahahahahaha
^ Fimbu: sex...
^ Fofester: ahahahaha
^ Fimbu: Say it again
^ Fofester: Ok
^ Fofester: Sex
^ Mithgil: sex
^ Mithgil: hahaha
^ Idrial: sex
^ Fimbu: Say penis
^ Idrial: no
^ Demandred: no you do it
^ Oshwekan: sexy penis
^ Fimbu: Yeah say it
^ Fimbu: hahahahah HAAHA HAHAHA
^ Mithgil: penis
|HP:210 EP:41> ^ Mithgil: ahah
^ Fofester: omglol
You tell Tindra: You're a woman, does size matter?
Tindra tells you: If the guy doesn
Tindra tells you: doesnt know what hes doing, its ba, no matter what the
size is!
tell tindra What?
You tell Tindra: What?
HP:230 EP:175>
Suddenly you have a massive headache.
tell tindra OH MY GOD!
You tell Tindra: OH MY GOD!
HP:230 EP:175> tell tindra I MEAN PIZZA SIZES SMALL OR LARGE OMG
You tell Tindra: I MEAN PIZZA SIZES SMALL OR LARGE OMG
HP:230 EP:175>
HP:-8 EP:215| You climb up out of the lair and emerge into fresher air. You are
no longer in Mordor!
Blade goes away from the keyboard [too hard to type while on top of Caber's mom.].
shout EXCUSE ME
You shout in Westron: EXCUSE ME
|HP:210 EP:29> ^ Murasame: hmmmm
*Someone smacks you.
shout PROSTITUTION IS OUTLAWED IN THIS DISTRICT
You shout in Westron: PROSTITUTION IS OUTLAWED IN THIS DISTRICT
|HP:210 EP:19> Corpus enters.
Corpus falls down laughing.
^ Scorn: paying for mudsex
Someone tells you: THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR YOU!
Logan enters.
^ Lithlilith: paying for it... definetly
l
This is a hallway that heads back into Bree hill.
There is a parlour to the north and private sleeping rooms to
the east. Most patrons live upstairs because that is where the
rooms are cheapest. The rooms you can rent to sleep in are
upstairs as well.
The only obvious exits are up, north, southwest and east.
Logan Firebeard the dwarf Berserker (Maul of Mahal)
Corpus Gimliio the dwarf King Nothing
An innkeeper
A sign... look at it!
|HP:210 EP:21> ^ Murasame: probably paying for it.
Corpus says in Westron: hahahaha
Logan gives you a good spanking!
' That's right.
You say in Westron: That's right.
|HP:210 EP:21> Logan fades into the shadows.
Elendili shouts in Westron: what u talkin bout
Gleam tells you: hahaha
Brigit shouts in Westron: well move and take your business elsewhere!
shout YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE TO STADDLE SIR WITH YOUR PROMISCUITIES
You shout in Westron: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE TO STADDLE SIR WITH
YOUR PROMISCUITIES
|HP:210 EP:17>
shout IT'S STILL LEGAL THERE
You shout in Westron: IT'S STILL LEGAL THERE
Logan enters.
Logan groans.
' Sorry
You say in Westron: Sorry
|HP:210 EP:7> ' Rules are rules.
You say in Westron: Rules are rules.
|HP:210 EP:8> ^ Drego: You tell Marvin: Im mitzys friend, toast me?
l
This is a hallway that heads back into Bree hill.
There is a parlour to the north and private sleeping rooms to
the east. Most patrons live upstairs because that is where the
rooms are cheapest. The rooms you can rent to sleep in are
upstairs as well.
The only obvious exits are up, north, southwest and east.
Logan Firebeard the dwarf Berserker (Maul of Mahal)
Corpus Gimliio the dwarf King Nothing
An innkeeper
A sign... look at it!
|HP:210 EP:8> Logan says in Westron: goddamn it
shrug
You shrug.
|HP:210 EP:8> Logan snaps his fingers.
You say in Westron: I'm just the messenger.
This is a hallway that heads back into Bree hill.
There is a parlour to the north and private sleeping rooms to
the east. Most patrons live upstairs because that is where the
rooms are cheapest. The rooms you can rent to sleep in are
upstairs as well.
The only obvious exits are up, north, southwest and east.
Logan Firebeard the dwarf Berserker (Maul of Mahal)
Corpus Gimliio the dwarf King Nothing
An innkeeper
A sign... look at it!
Lilith enters.
Logan frowns.
l
This is a hallway that heads back into Bree hill.
There is a parlour to the north and private sleeping rooms to
the east. Most patrons live upstairs because that is where the
rooms are cheapest. The rooms you can rent to sleep in are
upstairs as well.
The only obvious exits are up, north, southwest and east.
Lilith the dunedain Pickpocket (Impartial)
Logan Firebeard the dwarf Berserker (Maul of Mahal)
Corpus Gimliio the dwarf King Nothing
An innkeeper
A sign... look at it!
|HP:210 EP:9> Lilith says in Westron: Eh?
You say in Westron: Sorry guys
|HP:210 EP:9> Corpus says in Westron: shot the messenger
Logan cuddles up with Lilith.
You say in Westron: No prostitution in Bree
|HP:210 EP:9> Logan forms a new party.
Logan invited Lilith to join his party.
Lomar tells you: An ominous stairway(w and e) A campfire (burning)
Atraa tells you: Just woke up shouting, I was dreaming pirates were
taking over my house. suprised my brother when i ran into the lounge
demanding a status report for the port side. (watched master and
commander a few days ago)
You tell Atraa: That's really quite funny.
Atraa tells you: He was sitting there with head phones on, watching tv,
im sitting at the door shouting at him 'status report mate' about 10
times, he thought I was high. not sure about 'funny' but
'embarrasing' comes to mind.
Atraa tells you: such a trippy dream.
Atraa tells you: all these grappling hooks flying onto the balcony,
pulling their ship into my house
^ Caber: Woh, shit.
^ Caber: American Express is the official card of the Oscars?
^ Caber: Someone sign me up. Quick.
^ Fimbu: Emocracy is a system of government in which the citizens who can scream the loudest with the most raw sorrow in their voice.
^ Fimbu: Are the rulers.
You ask The Houses of Healing wain about help. The
Houses of Healing wain looks at you blankly.
^ Caber: The song drove me to use the mute button, unfortunately.
^ Caber: Oh awesome. Now I can see the lyrics on closed captioning.
^ Mithgil: What? You're a freak
^ Caber: ASLEEP INSIDE THE CANNON'S MOUTH
^ Caber: THE CAPTAIN CRIES
^ Caber: HERE COMES THE ROUT
^ Caber: THEY'LL SEEK TO BIND ME
^ Caber: NORTH AND SOUTH
^ Mithgil: Trad music rocks man
^ Caber: I'VE GONE TO FIND
^ Zoso: shut up.
^ Adaron: Ok, this is a prime example of why the silence command was
created.
Alsander says in Westron: I'll just have to dispose of this nightshade
myself.
Alsander chews on a clipping of nightshade, then falls to the ground in
convulsions, dying in mere seconds.
Alsander has died.
Alsander says in Westron: Holy hell.
Alsander says in Westron: I didn't actually think it wuold let me do
that.