HP:200 EP:200> The citadel fountain(e, nw, se, w, sw and ne) The White Tree of Gondor Seroth enters. HP:200 EP:200> The tree dwarfs all but The Tower itself. The huge trunk is the color of a white birch but with the texture of oak. In places, the weathered bark has assumed a patina of silver. Spreading above you, the dead and barren boughs of the tree rustle in the faint breeze. While still bereft of its leaves, you can still imagine how lovely the tree must have been with the sun twinkling off its silver leaves. It is spring, and it should be covered with white blossoms, but no flowers bloom. It appears as if the tree has been dead for a long time. Why no one has removed it is beyond you, as it is as a blight to the fairness of the tower area. Dew, glistening on the boughs, occasionally pools up and drips down, giving the appearance of tears... HP:200 EP:200> Seroth starts talking to the tree stupidly. You say to your party: level 7 :) HP:200 EP:200> ^ Biltro: any Canadians on? You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> ^ Rake: me You say to your party: what the hell? HP:200 EP:200> Seroth says in Westron: i asked the tree about breast ^ Boinus: Me Seroth falls down laughing. You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:200> You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:200> ^ Mithgil: how about BC? ^ Jasumin: me Do: starting commands. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> Do: Commands completed. HP:200 EP:200> Party say from Seroth: LOL Seroth says in Westron: hahahahaha You say to your party: HAHAHAHAH HP:200 EP:200> ^ Biltro: Quite a few Canadians! ^ Jasumin: oh no wait, I just live NEAR Canada. You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:200> You say in Westron: oh HSIT HP:200 EP:200> You say to your party: i am dyinghere. HP:200 EP:200> ^ Omnicron: Alaskan? Seroth has a questioning look on his face. You notice Seroth sizing you up. You go off to pee happily. HP:200 EP:200> You say to your party: dude HP:200 EP:200> Seroth falls down laughing. ^ Jasumin: Northern Michigan :P You say to your party: i meant from laughing HP:200 EP:200> ^ Mithgil: Michigan :p You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:200> Party say from Seroth: lol, i so knew that Seroth tackles tree. Seroth looks at the White Tree of Gondor. ^ Kashmirny: hmms Wisconsin ^ Boinus: Saskatchewan? :P Seroth says in Westron: i never saw that before You shout in Westron: Seroth starts talking to the tree stupidly. HP:200 EP:190> ^ Mithgil: Ok... You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:190> Seroth falls down laughing. ^ Biltro: Well, Im running out of EP, I'm going to bed, goodbye everyone Seroth rolls his eyes. Seroth says in Westron: whoops ^ Elendriel: Take it easy You say to your party: dude we rule! HP:200 EP:191> Seroth says in Westron: hey rofl doesnt work?? Seroth screams. Party say from Seroth: hell yeah we do! ^ Jasumin: I don't really understand this commversation You say to your party: make an alias HP:200 EP:191> You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:192> Aloysius enters. You emote: Pounder thoughtfully rubs his chin and goes 'Hrmmm'. HP:200 EP:192> Aloysius leaves west. You say to your party: my first emote and alias i make HP:200 EP:192> ^ Mithgil: What was the first spinoff series of Star Trek the original series to be called? ^ Omnicron: btw, Uranium is NOT the heaviest natural element The sun sinks towards the western horizon. You say to your party: and it will always stay there. HP:200 EP:193> Party say from Seroth: when aloysius comes in, talk to the tree You say to your party: its 7 years old:) HP:200 EP:193> The light brown haze around you seems to get slightly darker. You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:193> You say to your party: trigger HP:200 EP:193> ^ Taidhbhse: cabers balls are The next time you see 'enters', you will do: 'ask tree about breast'. HP:200 EP:194> You stand before the legendary fountain of the Citadel, surrounded by what, in happier times, would have been astonishing beauty. The carved stone dates back more than a thousand years to when the City was named Minas Anor. The waters of the fountain bubble with a cheerful, musical sound that seems to defy Sauron's oppressive darkness. Around the fountain are green bushes and gardens. The flowers appear sickly as if suffering from the lack of sunlight. By the fountain stands an ancient silver tree, outlined against the stark white stone of the Tower to the west. A courtyard runs around the fountain. A dark brown haze covers the landscape. The only obvious exits are east, northwest, southeast, west, southwest and northeast. Seroth Kalrithen the silvan Specialist (Shadowspawn of Mordor) The White Tree of Gondor HP:200 EP:194> Aloysius enters. Triggered! doing: ask tree about breast You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:194> Aloysius leaves east. You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:194> Seroth falls down laughing. You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:194> ^ Rake: Kirks Revenge? ^ Kashmirny: huge? Seroth says in Westron: lol i spelled his name wrong You say to your party: trun your trigger on HP:200 EP:195> ^ Kashmirny snorts ^ Jasumin: Star Trek: The show for geeks like Mithgil. You say to your party: trigger enters todo ask treeabout breasts Triggered! doing: ask tree about breast HP:200 EP:196> You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:196> Party say from Seroth: spelled his name wrong =P You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:196> ^ Taidhbhse: JASUMIN! Hard fighting is faced by the remaining Southrons and Easterlings on the fields. But with the setting of the sun and the coming of the night they seem to grow stronger, filled with the evil malice of their commander. ^ Omnicron: Nobelium, last of the Actinoids ^ Adaron: Bilbo Baggin's revenge on Spock You say to your party: trigger enters Triggered! doing: ask tree about breast HP:200 EP:196> Seroth starts talking to the tree stupidly. You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:196> ^ Jasumin: No? ^ Mithgil: It was to be called Star Trek II Party say from Seroth: lol You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:197> You tell Aloysius: can you come back please/ HP:200 EP:197> ^ Jasumin: Star Trek: Wrath of Kirk ^ Omnicron: all after that are synthetic You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:197> Seroth rolls his eyes on the floor laughing. You say in Westron: i am asking him to come back HP:200 EP:198> Seroth falls down laughing. You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:198> Seroth says in Westron: whoops ^ Jasumin: Million DOllar Man! You say to your party: LOL HP:200 EP:198> You say to your party: Seroth rolls his eyes on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:199> Party say from Seroth: oh shit im laughing too much irl, someone will think im crazy You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:199> ^ Rake: why don't the starships go forward in time when they are in warp? ^ Jasumin: Omnicron, do you have the periodic table memorized? You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> ^ Adaron: Why would they? Aloysius enters. Triggered! doing: ask tree about breast You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth starts talking to the tree stupidly. Aloysius leaves west. Aloysius enters. Triggered! doing: ask tree about breast You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth starts talking to the tree stupidly. Aloysius says in Westron: for what You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:200> Aloysius looks at the White Tree of Gondor. You say in Westron: sorry :) HP:200 EP:200> Seroth says in Westron: talk to the tree =) You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:200> The brown cloud above seems to lighten a little. Aloysius says in Westron: how ^ Adaron: Considering warp speeds are theoretically impossible, anyway. You say to your party: ask tree HP:200 EP:200> You say in Westron: ask tree about breast HP:200 EP:200> ^ Mithgil: You mean backwards Rake? Seroth falls down laughing. What? HP:200 EP:200> Aloysius starts talking to the tree stupidly. You tell Seroth: LOLEROICFE HP:200 EP:200> You tell Seroth: LOLEROICFE HP:200 EP:200> ^ Omnicron: only some of it You tell Seroth: LOLEROICFE HP:200 EP:200> You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth throws his head back and cackles with glee. You say in Westron: Aloysius starts talking to the tree stupidly. HP:200 EP:200> Qarnaql enters. Triggered! doing: ask tree about breast You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth starts talking to the tree stupidly. Qarnaql leaves west. You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth falls down laughing. Aloysius starts talking to the tree stupidly. ^ Rake: is it backwards. let me think You tell Seroth: LOLEOCEIJCW HP:200 EP:200> Aloysius starts talking to the tree stupidly. Aloysius starts talking to the tree stupidly. You tell Seroth: ithink i gonna have heart attack HP:200 EP:200> Seroth says in Westron: dude, pounder...we've been talking to the tree for like 15 mins The tree lets loose another drop, as if it were crying. ^ Omnicron: Why's warp speed impossible? Aloysius hehs. You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth falls down laughing. Aloysius leaves west. Aloysius enters. Triggered! doing: ask tree about breast You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth starts talking to the tree stupidly. Aloysius leaves east. Qarnaql enters. Triggered! doing: ask tree about breast You start talking to an inanimate object. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth starts talking to the tree stupidly. Qarnaql leaves east. You say in Westron: why don't it talk! HP:200 EP:200> You roll on the floor laughing. HP:200 EP:200> Seroth rolls his eyes on the floor laughing. You stand before the legendary fountain of the Citadel, surrounded by what, in happier times, would have been astonishing beauty. The carved stone dates back more than a thousand years to when the City was named Minas Anor. The waters of the fountain bubble with a cheerful, musical sound that seems to defy Sauron's oppressive darkness. Around the fountain are green bushes and gardens. The flowers appear sickly as if suffering from the lack of sunlight. By the fountain stands an ancient silver tree, outlined against the stark white stone of the Tower to the west. A courtyard runs around the fountain. A foul brown haze covers everything. The only obvious exits are east, northwest, southeast, west, southwest and northeast. Seroth Kalrithen the silvan Specialist (Shadowspawn of Mordor) The White Tree of Gondor HP:200 EP:200> Seroth laughs out loud. You laugh out loud. HP:200 EP:200> You say to your party: oh shit HP:200 EP:200> You stand before the legendary fountain of the Citadel, surrounded by what, in happier times, would have been astonishing beauty. The carved stone dates back more than a thousand years to when the City was named Minas Anor. The waters of the fountain bubble with a cheerful, musical sound that seems to defy Sauron's oppressive darkness. Around the fountain are green bushes and gardens. The flowers appear sickly as if suffering from the lack of sunlight. By the fountain stands an ancient silver tree, outlined against the stark white stone of the Tower to the west. A courtyard runs around the fountain. A foul brown haze covers everything. The only obvious exits are east, northwest, southeast, west, southwest and northeast. Seroth Kalrithen the silvan Specialist (Shadowspawn of Mordor) The White Tree of Gondor HP:200 EP:200> Trigger deactivated.