>> u Mini-Metrop beeps you. Watching the fight(w, e and d) Lomar the dunedain Battle Lord (Demonic) Eolip: I P more than Eol. Arav the dunedain Orc-target (Impartial) Trempk the silvan Wolf Spirit (Angelic) Shado the dunedain Bow Master (Moral) Elenyae Lomelindir the sindar Tracker (Hand of Eru) Sarason the sindar Loremaster (Hand of Eru) Ferakill the Traitor the dunedain Swordmaster (Villainous) Drizzet Tedronai the dunedain rides on the winds of Time Mini-Metrop, the clone of Metrop Metrop Voronwie the silvan Master Archer (Angelic) Terrance de Angoisse the dunedain Hitman (Impartial) A trash can <(HP:230 EP:230)> >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Suddenly you hear clinging of shackles and moments later a rusty iron door that leads into the arena opens as the two fighters are thrown inside to fight! With an loud roar from the crowd the battle to the death begins! Ferakill looks at you. Metrop says in Westron: CAber! Mini-Metrop creams Drogian with a freshly baked pie! Drogian slowly apparates. Mini-Caber cuts Mini-Mithgil with a swift slash of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Metrop goes WOOT WOOT WOOT! Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber stabs Mini-Mithgil viciously with the tip of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! Metrop eeks like a mouse. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil skewers Mini-Caber like a shish kebab! Mini-Metrop slowly wraps his arms around Carcharoth and kisses him  passionately. Carcharoth runs in swiftly. Drogian oohs excitedly. Arav laughs out loud. Mini-Caber stabs Mini-Mithgil viciously with the tip of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! Mini-Metrop cuddles up with Devinius. Devinius enters. Mini-Metrop flirtatiously plays footsie with Scatha. Scatha crawls in, his long claws scratching on the ground. Mini-Caber nicks Mini-Mithgil, causing very little damage. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! Mini-Caber destroys Mini-Mithgil in a brilliant display of swordsmanship! Mini-Mithgil viciously shreds Mini-Caber into bloody pulp! Lomar shouts in Westron: GO MINI CABER! MINI MITHGIL SUCKS Metrop says in Westron: Go mini caber! Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Devinius looks at a monster capture leash. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber savagely hacks into Mini-Mithgil with terrifying force. Mini-Mithgil slashes Mini-Caber mercilessly, inflicting great harm! (and even worse hunger pains) Mini-Metrop takes a little nibble of Scat and goes Yum! Scat enters. Terrance says in Westron: goooo mini-caber Mini-Caber thrusts the blade into Mini-Mithgil, causing severe damage. Mini-Mithgil viciously shreds Mini-Caber into bloody pulp! Pus drips from Keller's forehead, landing in his mouth. Mini-Metrop beeps Erendor. Erendor enters. Shado acks! Metrop says in Westron: Caber!! Arav goes "Woo!". Mini-Caber cuts Mini-Mithgil with a swift slash of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Scatha screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Everyone nearby looks in horror as another flap of skin falls from your face. Scat says in Westron: go mini-caber! Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil enthusiastically slices, dices and CHOPS Mini-Caber's skin! Blood dribbles from Erendor's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. >> cross You cross your fingers. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Pus drips from Mortis's forehead, landing in his mouth. >> l board Mini-Caber : Mini-Caber is in average shape. Mini-Mithgil : Mini-Mithgil is in good shape. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber stabs Mini-Mithgil viciously with the tip of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Terrance acks! Mini-Caber savagely hacks into Mini-Mithgil with terrifying force. Mini-Mithgil slashes Mini-Caber mercilessly, inflicting great harm! (and even worse hunger pains) Arav screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Devinius tells you: ouch A flap of Drizzet's skin falls from his face. A flap of Armand's skin falls from his face. Metrop looks at you. >> x No, Mini-Caber! You say in Westron: No, Mini-Caber! <(HP:230 EP:230)> Metrop eeks like a mouse. Keller shouts in Westron: nooooooooo! Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Armyofone screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Ferakill cheers mithgil. Mini-Caber stabs Mini-Mithgil viciously with the tip of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Blood dribbles from Ferakill's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. Scat looks at a dirty loincloth. Devinius tells you: and I bet on you too Mini-Caber stabs Mini-Mithgil viciously with the tip of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil viciously shreds Mini-Caber into bloody pulp! A flap of Metrop's skin falls from his face. Scat hrms. >> l board Mini-Caber : Mini-Caber is in average shape. Mini-Mithgil : Mini-Mithgil is in average shape. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber thrusts the blade into Mini-Mithgil, causing severe damage. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Terrance screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Pus drips from Randill's forehead, landing in his mouth. Randill's forehead finally heals. You congratulate him. Metrop says in Westron: Who is cutting skin!?! Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Blood dribbles from Keller's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. Mini-Caber completely obliterates Mini-Mithgil with DECIMATING force! Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Brandishing his tomahawk, Scat runs up to Sarason and dextrously slices the skin from the top of his head! Mini-Caber thrusts the blade into Mini-Mithgil, causing severe damage. Mini-Mithgil skewers Mini-Caber like a shish kebab! Lomar goes "WHEE!!". Arav goes, "Aww!". A light breeze runs across the top of your missing forehead, and you scream. Blood dribbles from Scatha's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! Erendor screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Erendor cheers wildly. A flap of Mortis's skin falls from his face. Terrance goes WOOT WOOT WOOT! Mini-Caber savagely hacks into Mini-Mithgil with terrifying force. Mini-Mithgil hits Mini-Caber with a quick thrust, as if coring an apple! >> x SCAT IS. KILL HIM. You say in Westron: SCAT IS. KILL HIM. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Lomar says in Westron: mithgil just got a rit Devinius says, "Ouch!!! That hurts!". Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil cuts Mini-Caber like a tomato, leaving a thin stream of blood! Pus drips from Arav's forehead, landing in his mouth. Metrop goes "Woo!". Eolip says in Westron: mini-caber coming back! >> l board Mini-Caber : Mini-Caber is in average shape. Mini-Mithgil : Mini-Mithgil doesn't look so great. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Blood dribbles from Armand's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. A flap of Drizzet's skin falls from his face. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Blood dribbles from Armyofone's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. Mini-Caber savagely hacks into Mini-Mithgil with terrifying force. Mini-Mithgil viciously shreds Mini-Caber into bloody pulp! Metrop goes "Woo!". Ferakill screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Metrop goes "Woo!". Shado says in Westron: GO CABER Mini-Caber barely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil skewers Mini-Caber like a shish kebab! Blood dribbles from Metrop's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> >> l board Mini-Caber : Mini-Caber doesn't look so great. Mini-Mithgil : Mini-Mithgil doesn't look so great. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! Blood dribbles from Terrance's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. Mini-Caber stabs Mini-Mithgil viciously with the tip of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil enthusiastically slices, dices and CHOPS Mini-Caber's skin! Pus drips from Keller's forehead, landing in his mouth. ^ Scat is a spam-machine! Metrop says in Westron: Mini-CAber!! Shado says in Westron: caber caber Devinius starts to sway and chants CABER, CABER, CABER! You  take a cautious step back. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil slashes Mini-Caber mercilessly, inflicting great harm! (and even worse hunger pains) Devinius starts to sway and chants CABER, CABER, CABER! You  take a cautious step back. >> x Come on, Mini-C! You say in Westron: Come on, Mini-C! <(HP:230 EP:230)> Sarason screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Mini-Caber stabs Mini-Mithgil viciously with the tip of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. >> l board Mini-Caber : Mini-Caber doesn't look so great. Mini-Mithgil : Mini-Mithgil doesn't look so great. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Pus drips from Scatha's forehead, landing in his mouth. Blood dribbles from your gaping scalp into your burning eyes. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. A flap of Erendor's skin falls from his face. Pus drips from Mortis's forehead, landing in his mouth. Scat looks at a dirty loincloth. Mini-Caber thrusts the blade into Mini-Mithgil, causing severe damage. Mini-Mithgil enthusiastically slices, dices and CHOPS Mini-Caber's skin! Mini-Metrop tickles Rami incessantly. Rami enters. Mini-Caber destroys Mini-Mithgil in a brilliant display of swordsmanship! Mini-Mithgil viciously shreds Mini-Caber into bloody pulp! Pus drips from Arav's forehead, landing in his mouth. Metrop starts to sway and chants Caber!!, Caber!!, Caber!!! You take a  cautious step back. A flap of Drizzet's skin falls from his face. Blood dribbles from Armand's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. Mini-Metrop creams Fredd with a freshly baked pie! Fredd enters. Eldarnill enters. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Armyofone screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! >> l board Mini-Caber : Mini-Caber doesn't look so great. Mini-Mithgil : Mini-Mithgil doesn't look so great. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber cuts Mini-Mithgil with a swift slash of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil viciously shreds Mini-Caber into bloody pulp! Metrop looks at himself. Blood dribbles from Ferakill's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. >> l board Mini-Caber : Mini-Caber doesn't look so great. Mini-Mithgil : Mini-Mithgil doesn't look so great. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Brandishing his tomahawk, Scat runs up to Carcharoth and dextrously slices the skin from the top of his head! Mini-Caber destroys Mini-Mithgil in a brilliant display of swordsmanship! Mini-Mithgil slashes Mini-Caber mercilessly, inflicting great harm! (and even worse hunger pains) A flap of Metrop's skin falls from his face. Shado says in Westron: COME ON CABER >> l board Mini-Caber : Mini-Caber is near death. Mini-Mithgil : Mini-Mithgil is near death. <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Pus drips from Terrance's forehead, landing in his mouth. Arav laughs out loud. Eolip says in Westron: both ND >> x So close You say in Westron: So close <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber destroys Mini-Mithgil in a brilliant display of swordsmanship! Mini-Mithgil skewers Mini-Caber like a shish kebab! Keller screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Drogian looks at a dirty loincloth. Eldarnill leaves east. With a flick of his tail, Scatha leaves down. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Pus drips from Sarason's forehead, landing in his mouth. Ferakill says in Westron: even as hell Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! Metrop sweats profusely, rivulets of moisture running down his face. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Metrop tickles Morayan incessantly. Suddenly, Morayan appears. Blood dribbles from your gaping scalp into your burning eyes. Scatha screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Rami cheers mithgil. >> x Ack You say in Westron: Ack <(HP:230 EP:230)> In a flash Morayan is gone, heading down. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. A flap of Erendor's skin falls from his face. Scat sobs uncontrollably. Mortis screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Eolip says in Westron: mithgil pulling ahead Mini-Caber stabs Mini-Mithgil viciously with the tip of the tulwar. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! Mini-Metrop goes WAZZZZZZZAAAAA at Morayan. Suddenly, Morayan appears. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Devinius says in Westron: it's going to be close Scat looks at a dirty loincloth. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Blood dribbles from Arav's gaping scalp into his burning eyes. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Lomar says in Westron: BORTH ND! Armand screams as a light breeze runs across the top of his missing forehead! Armand's forehead finally heals. You congratulate him. A flap of Drizzet's skin falls from his face. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil slashes Mini-Caber mercilessly, inflicting great harm! (and even worse hunger pains) A flap of Armyofone's skin falls from his face. Metrop says in Westron: Caber!! Lomar says in Westron: PWNIN Scat leaves down. Fredd leaves west. Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Mini-Caber thrusts the blade into Mini-Mithgil, causing severe damage. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Mini-Metrop frolics around like a bunny rabbit with Dunkin. Dunkin enters. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Ferakill says in Westron: GO MASTER CHEF! >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber completely misses Mini-Mithgil. Mini-Mithgil profesionally skins Mini-Caber in a blaze of furious slices! Master Chef, indeed! >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Caber is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Mini-Mithgil enthusiastically slices, dices and CHOPS Mini-Caber's skin! >> x No. :( You say in Westron: No. :( <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Metrop beeps Armyofone. Armyofone enters. Armyofone leaves down. Arav says in Westron: skin him! Mini-Caber is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Mini-Mithgil barely misses Mini-Caber. Devinius says, "woh!" and takes a step back! Drizzet goes "Woo!". Mini-Caber has died. Lomar says in Westron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Drizzet roars loudly! Carcharoth acks! Arav goes "Woo!". Devinius says, "woh!" and takes a step back! Dunkin laughs out loud. >> <(HP:230 EP:230)> Shado says in Westron: noooo Arav claps his hands enthusiastically. Ferakill cheers wildly. Mini-Metrop takes a little nibble of Eldarnill and goes Yum! Eldarnill enters. Dunkin leaves down. Devinius acks! Metrop says in Westron: NO!!! Trempk shakes his head at you. Rami goes "Woo!". In a flash Morayan is gone, heading down. Shado says in Westron: BNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Devinius pats you on the back. Metrop swears loudly for a long time. >> x BULLSHIT You say in Westron: BULLSHIT <(HP:230 EP:230)> Trempk says in Westron: wuss >> l You are packed in, like a sardine in a tin, in the stadium seating. The arena is positioned below you, and as you look across the crowd, you see that nearly everyone here is focused on the bloodbath about to begin. Below you, you see: --- A sand-covered fighting pit opens before your eyes. Most of it is covered in blood and gore, making it a rather slippery surface and therefore dangerous to be fighting on. Yeah, right. As if the combatants are going to be worried about slipping on a spare organ, while they're being chased by some great hulking monster! --- A board shows the shape of the opponents. The only obvious exits are west, east and down. Eldarnill the dunedain Hiker (Impartial) Rami Caresien, the dunedain Warlord (Heroic) Erendor the dunedain Apprentice Ranger (Heroic) Devinius Helinyetill the silvan Deathmaster (Angelic) Carcharoth: 436172636861726F746800 The Leader of the Drogianites Lomar the dunedain Battle Lord (Demonic) Eolip: I P more than Eol. Arav the dunedain Orc-target (Impartial) Trempk the silvan Wolf Spirit (Angelic) Shado the dunedain Bow Master (Moral) Elenyae Lomelindir the sindar Tracker (Hand of Eru) Sarason the sindar Loremaster (Hand of Eru) Ferakill the Traitor the dunedain Swordmaster (Villainous) Drizzet Tedronai the dunedain rides on the winds of Time Mini-Metrop, the clone of Metrop Metrop Voronwie the silvan Master Archer (Angelic) Terrance de Angoisse the dunedain Hitman (Impartial) A trash can <(HP:230 EP:230)> Eldarnill leaves west. Rami laughs at you. Ferakill says in Westron: YES YES! Mini-Metrop slowly wraps his arms around Armand and kisses him  passionately. Armand enters. Drogian oohs excitedly. Armand leaves down. Ferakill leaves down. Lomar says in Westron: MINI CABR R DED Devinius leaves down. Trempk leaves down. Metrop leaves down. Mini-Metrop slowly waddles down Terrance args. Elenyae leaves down. Mortis enters. Mini-Mortis frolics around like a bunny rabbit with Mortis. Mini-Mortis waddles into the room Terrance args. Terrance args. Terrance args. Arav jumps up and down. >> x COMPLETE AND UTTER You say in Westron: COMPLETE AND UTTER <(HP:230 EP:230)> Lomar leaves down. Mini-Mortis cuddles up with Randill. Randill enters. ^ Drizzet: Mini-Mithgil triumphs Randill leaves east. >> x BULLSHIT You say in Westron: BULLSHIT <(HP:230 EP:230)> Mini-Mortis slowly wraps his arms around Trempk and kisses him  passionately. Trempk enters. Drogian oohs excitedly. Carcharoth walks off down. Randill enters. Randill leaves down. Drizzet leaves down. Autosave. Mini-Mortis creams Scatha with a freshly baked pie! Scatha crawls in, his long claws scratching on the ground. Arav pulls Mini-Mortis close and gives him a long, loving french kiss. Drogian oohs excitedly. >> ^ That's so wrong. ^ Caber: That's so wrong. <(HP:230 EP:225)> Eolip goes Hah! >> <(HP:230 EP:225)> >> d The Arena entrance(s, u, w, e and d) Randill has finally found a place where he won't DIE anymore A spokeswoman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Mons Paige the sindar Runt (Impartial) <(HP:230 EP:225)> >> e Mini-Metrop flirtatiously plays footsie with you. The Arena betting booth(w) Drizzet Tedronai the dunedain rides on the winds of Time Elenyae Lomelindir the sindar Tracker (Hand of Eru) Mini-Metrop, the clone of Metrop Metrop Voronwie the silvan Master Archer (Angelic) Ferakill the Traitor the dunedain Swordmaster (Villainous) Armand the dunlending Wizard of OZ (complete fake) Morayan wonders if anyone else is in Alaska Armyofone the dwarf Mercenary (Moral) Tatiana Wisla the dunedain Princess (Heroic) Taidhbhse the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic) An empty mug <(HP:230 EP:225)> Randill enters. Keller shouts in Westron: damn your inferior genes Caber!