Per popular request...
Tuned weapons: Armand tuned the emotes of an elven short sword You miss someone. You pummel someone With WankMaster FORCE!! You slaughter someone with WANKING VENGANCE!! You poke someone with ARMANDS WANK! You jam someone with Armands MASTER WANK!! You prod someone with the WANK OF STEEL!! You REGULATE someone with ARMANDS WANK of DEATH!! You IMPREGNATE someone with the WANK of LORD ARMAND! You rape someone with Armands WANK MIGHT!! [removed from the game] Swiftfoot tuned the emotes of a slender rapier You clench the sword tightly but miss someone. You lunge too far and barely scratch someone. You attempt to slash someone but merely graze him. You dash forward and manage to hit someone with viciousness. You hit someone very hard sending him crashing to the floor into his own puddle of BLOOD. You hit someone very hard sending blood and flesh FLYING! You massacre someone causing bits of FLESH to fall to the floor. You inflict massive damage as you slide the blade into someone with no remorse. You summon lightning from the sky which strike your blade before the brutal impact with someone body! Bounty tuned the emotes of a lochaber axe You miss someone. You miss someone. You miss someone. You miss someone. You miss someone. You miss someone. You miss someone. You miss someone. You decintergrates someone with the firey magic inside your axe, dust flies off in every direction from where his body once stood. Averry tuned the emotes of an elven short sword You miss someone by a wide margin, and curse the fact that you is only packing a lousy ESS! You barely touch someone and wonder if you went into the right line of work! You narrowly graze someone and actually look like you has accomplished something...geez. You somehow manage to hit someone and might actually be ready for grown-up pants now. You put the HURT on someone. You imagine George Steinbrenner's face on someone and very nearly decapitate him with a VICIOUS slash! You say to someone, "What did the ESS say to the AORTA? . . . . WHACK!!!". You bury the blade into someone and yells, "Show me your intestines! I'm RICK JAMES, beeyotch!!!". You show someone WHAT'S UP!!! Alkath tuned the emotes of a sailor's cutlass You missar someone. You nuddar someone. You skrapar someone. You slår someone. You slår someone hårt. You slår someone väldigt hårt. You åsamkar massiv skada till someone. You massakrerar someone med ofattbar styrka! You träffar someone kritiskt med decimerande kraft. Inhever tuned the emotes of a finely crafted shortsword You demonstrate your swordsmanship with casual ease, making someone very nervous. You scratch someone. You graze someone. You hit someone. You hit someone hard. You hit someone very hard. You inflict massive damage to someone. You massacre someone with incredible force! You critically hit someone with decimating force. Zennie tuned the emotes of a lotta-tailed whip You miss someone. You scratch someone. You graze someone. You hit someone. You hit someone hard. You hit someone very hard. You crack your immolated whip into someone's face, making him cry like a blubering baby. You smuther someone with your whip, turning him to ashes. You's face turns a pale blue color, as you raises your whip high into the air and and snap it down on whats left of someone's body. Inhever tuned the emotes of a finely crafted shortsword [tuned] You demonstrate your swordsmanship with casual ease, making someone very nervous. You feint and then finely cut someone, offering a foretaste of your sword. You lunge forward in a swift move, drawing blood before someone can parry you! You carve up the air around someone, then swoop upon he with flashing blade! You demolish someone with great finesse, leaving vicious wounds behind. You shred someone to ribbons in a display of magnificent sleight-of-hand. You unleash the wrath of the Eldar upon the accursed someone. You drive the fear of Eru (and your sword) deep into someone! You raise the sword on high, and someone cowers before the light that blazes forth! Fairgil tuned the emotes of an elven short sword You hiss while you miss someone. You bruise someone slightly. You scratch someone while drinking your keg! You hit someone with inredible slash. You pommel someone like a Corsair does. You cut someone to the bone. You poke someone screaming 'Annadur'. You wound someone leaving him blind. You slash someone leaving a scar of Fairgil. Ehtyar tuned the emotes of the fang of Sauron You miss someone. You make someone sweat. You lunge at someone. A scratch, nothing more. Your riposte connect soundly with someone. You confound someone with swordplay, striking several glancing blows. You nimbly skewer someone. Blood flows freely from the wound. You bombard someone with a flurry of vicious attacks. You drop to one knee and impale someone with furious drive. You annihilate someone with a blow of absolute certainty. Ehtyar tuned the emotes of the fang of Sauron [tuned] You miss someone. You make someone sweat. You lunge at someone. A scratch, nothing more. Your riposte connect soundly with someone. You confound someone with swordplay, striking several glancing blows. You nimbly skewer someone. Blood flows freely from the wound. You bombard someone with a flurry of vicious attacks. You drop to one knee and impale someone with furious drive. You annihilate someone with a blow of absolute certainty. Drego tuned the emotes of a lotta-tailed whip You critically hit someone with decimating force. You massacre someone with incredible force! You inflict massive damage to someone. You hit someone very hard. You hit someone hard. You hit someone. You graze someone. You scratch someone. You miss someone. Salival tuned the emotes of a lotta-tailed whip You crack the whip around someone, just for the feeling. You slightly touch someone with soft leather, promising fun. You spank someone with sure hand. You spank someone, grining and gigling. You spank someone with some skill. You spank someone in sweden way. You spank someone with passion. You spank someone with love, peace and understanding! You critically spank someone. Gleam tuned the emotes of a malevolent sword You swing and the blade goes wide of someone. You barely poke someone, inflicting very little damage. You cut someone superficially, causing light bleeding. You hit someone with the edge of the sword. You spin the blade around over your head before bringing it down on someone, carving him up gruesomely. You slash into someone slicing through bone and muscle tissue. You overwhelm someone with a series of quick thrusts and slashes. You hack into someone causing fatal wounds. You dazzle someone in amazing display of swordsmanship, skill and ownage. Gaelrion tuned the emotes of an elven short sword You swipe someone with your sword missing by an inch. You scratch someone. You graze someone. You hit someone. You hit someone hard. You hit someone very hard. You inflict massive damage to someone. You massacre someone with incredible force! You critically hit someone with decimating force. Fangorn tuned the emotes of an $BOLD$enormous$0$ boulder You miss someone, bringing bad luck on youself. You bap someone, giving him a nasty pimple! You knock someone around, and he step in some poop! You crack someone with the rock, and his pants fall off! You wail on someone, and he splat poop in his pants! You nail someone with your stone, and all of his hair falls out! You pound someone in the stomach, giving him horrendous diarrhea! You drill someone with your boulder, and his arm snap off! You crash your rock onto someone head, then he is struck by lightning! Sniff tuned the emotes of a dragon longsword You swing the sword in the air, almost hitting someone. You scratch someone lightly with the tip of the blade. You bruise someone. You cut someone's neck with the sharp edge of your sword. You slash someone insanely, leaving ugly cuts. You grin as you see your sword cut through someone's ribs, cracking bones. You wound someone terribly bad. Yourblow nearly slices someone's head in three! You critically hit someone with decimating force. Elariel tuned the emotes of a deadly forged sword inlaid with jade stone You charge at someone, but fall flat on your face! You take a swipe at someone, leaving a shallow scratch. You swing the blade at someone, but only nick him slightly. You hit someone and connect with several well timed blows. You thrust the blade deep into someone's belly, shredding vital organs. You maim someone's frail torso. You dismember someone with precise attacks. You pummel someone into oblivion. You mutilate someone's body with a flurry of slashes. Maestros tuned the emotes of a sapphire sword You miss someone. You barely hit someone with a weak blow. You graze someone's arm with a poorly aimed blow. You hit someone with the hilt of the sword. You slice someone like an onion! You THRUST the sword into someone's chest spluttering blood! You slaughter someone in corsair-style(tm). You plunge the sword into someone's chest, barely missing the heart. You demolish someone unleashing the fury of a typhoon! Cliffton tuned the emotes of a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Cliffton You attempt to stab someone but fail miserably. You lunge forward barely nicking someone with the blade. You lash out at someone leaving a small cut. You slash someone's arm while yelling for the Ship and Silver Swan! You whip the blade around gashing someone deeply, leaving nasty wounds. You hope for glory as you slash through someone's chest with the pride of a Knight. You sever someone's arm causing excrutiating pain. You nearly decapitate someone with a well placed slash of your sword! You throw, shoot your blade into the air, drawing your bow, you an arrow into someone's chest as the blade falls into his foot! Etrius tuned the emotes of a knobby staff You miss someone. You scratch someone. You singe someone's hairs with a tiny spark. You sear someone's, and skin begins to char. You scorch someone's arm, making a painful blister. You hit someone very hard. You burn someone causing cries of pain! You incinerate someone's leg and large flakes of fried flesh fall! You critically hit someone with decimating force. Sniff tuned the emotes of a wooden sword You swing the sword in the air, nearly destroying someone. You scratch someone harshly with the blade. You bruise someone. You cut someone's arm with the razor sharp edge of your sword. You slash someone surgically, leaving surgical scars. You grin as you see your sword but through someone's chest, swooshing out heaps of blood. You wound someone horribly horrendous-like. Yourblow nearly cleaves someone's face in eight! You critically hit someone with decimating force. Sano tuned the emotes of a large training prod You miss someone, scorching the surrounding land. You ram someone's arm. You singe someone, causeing second degree BURNS. You shock someone in the neck, causeing paralasis(dont mind the spelling). You beat someone down with the blunt end of the prod.(eLeCtRiCal). You scream with rage as you force the prod into someone's throat, causeing an explosion of body fluids. You shove the prod into someone's mouth, scorching his tounge. Your shock nearly blows someone's head into a million pieces! You critically scorch someone's chest, piercing the prod into his chest. Cliffton tuned the emotes of a sapphire sword You sigh as you miss someone. You slice open someone, as if doing an AUTOPSY! You stab someone, spraying enough blood for you to bathe in! You cringe as the sword almost decapitates someone. You poke someone in the eye with the sword. You tiptoe quitely and then ram the sword into someone, tearing bits of FLESH. You carve someone like a Roast Turkey! You lacerate someone with a look of Glee. You grin wickedly as you obliterate someone. Gleam tuned the emotes of an unornamented axe You curse under your breath as the axe blade misses someone. You stumble and only barely nick someone. You neatly graze someone. You attempt to slice someone clean in two, but the blow comes short. You giggle madly as the sound of someone's bones snapping is heard. You roar loudly as the axe slams home, cracking someone's skull. You thrust the spiked head of the axe at someone's abdomen, and smile as blood gushes from your victim's mouth. You swing your axe in a beautiful arc, and devastate someone with a blow that would crush stone. You nearly tear someone APART as strong steel and tender flesh connects. Ierod tuned the emotes of a gold-embroidered tusk You completely forget to hit someone, being so lost admiring your gold-embroidered tusk. You severly blind someone with a firm poke to his right eye. You critically blind someone with a stunning thrust to his left eye. You pretend to be an oliphaunt and charge into someone with the tusk on your head! You gut someone causing immense pain. You smack someone to KINGDOM COME with a powerful swipe of the tusk. You scream a haradrim BATTLE-CRY and demolish someone with INCREDIBLE FORCE! You become ONE with the TUSK, making several gaping wounds in someone. You chant a word of POWER and THE GOLDEN TUSK BECOMES ALIVE WITH FURY!!! (which is terribly bad news for poor, poor someone). Barba tuned the emotes of a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Barba You blow your horn for the glory of Azaghâl as you run towards someone. You leap at someone, barely hitting him. You go berserker at someone, hitting his face. You headbutt someone. You headbutt someone hard. You whirl your sword, slicing someone. You pummel someone in a fast sequence of blows. You call Azaghâl inner strength and inflict MASSIVE INCREDIBLE damage to someone. You grow as STRONG as Azaghâl and ravage someone. Drizzet tuned the emotes of a bright runed longsword You draw, on more of the Power, but miss someone with a fireball! You slice open someone's chest! You strike someone with the hilt of the sa'angreal! You shield someone with delicate flows of spirit. You pummel someone with weaved air! You burn someone with multiple fireballs! You call on lightning, cremating someone! You summon Balefire, striking someone with a river of fury! You create a gateway, and push someone through it! Zelindo tuned the emotes of a deadly forged sword inlaid with diamond and emerald You feint, but clumsily miss someone with an otherwise beautiful stroke. You nick someone with the tip of the sword. You backhand someone! You try to punch someone in the neck, but deck him in the face instead! You hit someone in the back of the head with the pommel of the sword! You smile as you cut into someone's arm! You slice into someone, leaving a trail of rainbow colored sparkles behind the swing! You slice into someone, leaving a trail of green sparkles behind the swing! You obliterate someone with a beautiful green ray coming from the cross-piece! Darkbeat tuned the emotes of a lotta-tailed whip You snap the lotta-tails in the air, nearly whipstering someone. You snicker as he barely whips someone. You poke someone in the stomach! You pwn someone's back with the hot tips of your whip. You eradicate someone with X-treme BLOWS from the whip. You completely slaughter someone like a swedish meatball!! You wound someone as only Darkbeat could. You massacre someone with WHIPSTERIZING skillz!! You critically hit someone with decimating force. Gleam tuned the emotes of a sparkling sword You tease someone, not even making an effort to hit him. You smile madly at someone while caressing his throat with the tip of your sword. You step quickly back and forth, then swing, leaving a permanent scar on someone's cheek. You leap forward fast as lightning, smiling at someone an eyeblink later as you pull your sword out of him again. You giggle madly as the sound of someone's bones being cut through is heard. You slash into someone slicing through bone and muscle tissue. You overwhelm someone with a series of quick thrusts and slashes. You step lightly from one position to another in a lethal dance of steel and DEATH, slashing and chopping at someone. You dazzle someone in an amazing display of swordsmanship and skill. Eznima tuned the emotes of a pernicious steel sword You swing the sword pass someone, cursing in Arabic words. You bring the sword towards someone's right arm, leaving markings of the word Allah on him. You shiver as the blade detects sins in someone with a strong hit across the hip. You leave a notable gash across someone's body causing a thin stream of sin blood to spray across your face. You punish someone for not praying to Allah with a direct hit with the flat of the blade. You shout "La Alah Ela Allah" as the blade bruises someone's back with a powerful swing. You scream "JEHAD" as the blade burns someone's flesh with Islamic fire. . You pummel someone's with multiple blows from the sword while the phrase "Allah Akbar" screams from the blade. You forces someone to justify "La Alah Ela Allah" as the sword drive through the body in an extravagant display of Islamic Faith. Gano tuned the emotes of an ancient one handed battle axe You send the axe soaring through the air, slightly missing someone's head. You send the axe at someone leaving a small red mark. You bonk someone with the blade of the axe. You strike someone with the axe; it cause blood to show. You spin around and shove someone to the side with a hard blow. You injure someone very badly with cold steel. You severly injure someone, making him roar in pain! You leave a deep wound in someone's body, blood gushes forth uncontrollably! You dominate someone with the touch of DEATH!! Fats tuned the emotes of a leather-wrapped spear You swing the spear wildly at someone, AIEEEEE! You scratch someone with your big toe. You throw a coconut at someone, barely grazing his head. You leap at someone, trying to gouge out his eyes. You knee someone in the groin, causing him to wince in pain. You get medieval on someone, charging at him like a plague monkey. You summon a horde of rabid monkeys, who tear someone to shreds! You knock someone over, stomping on his face with your foot! You drop the bomb on someone! Duran tuned the emotes of a saw-toothed sword You miss someone. You manage to bleed someone. You glide the blade into someone neatly. You penetrate someone invading his abdomen! You stick a gruesome gash in someone. You slice into someone dragging through blood and tissue! You drive the blade into someone impaling him horribly! You mutilate someone with powerful slashing formation! You hack into someone rending flesh and bone! Duran tuned the emotes of a sailor's cutlass You miss someone, the blade sails through the air. You make someone walk the plank! You grab someone and swash his buckles! You floor someone and swab his deck! You cast the blade into someone. You run someone through with the blade! You rip someone apart like a vicious shark! You BLOW someone out of the water!! You throw someone overboard! Rhoads tuned the emotes of rowan spear of the Amruin You charge with the spear against someone but miss by far. You slash the spear from left to right but managing only to scratch someone's arm. You poke someone's chest with the dull part of the spear. You deliver a quick slash against someone's leg. You run the spear across someone's mid-section. You scream in bloodlust as the spear nearly rips someone's arm. You nearly incapacicate someone with an upside-down attack. You pierce the spear into someone's belly! You impale someone with a strong upward blow in the chest! Sano tuned the emotes of a large training prod [tuned] You jab at someone but miss dramaticly. You tickle. someone with the electrical endings. You Psycoticly jolt someone with beautiful form and grace. You shock someone in the neck, causeing intense cramps! You slam someone, breaking and burning everything in its path. You jump up into the air and falls down upon someone with a burning slash! You force the prod into someone, shocking his insides. You roar, rip like a DeMoN from Mordor as you the prod into someone gut, causeing an explosion. You critically electricute someone causeing eternal bleeding. Mortis tuned the emotes of an ornate sword You swipe the sword, caressing someone as with a q-tip. You roughly scrape someone as with a nail file. You prick someone with the sword as if it were a needle. You lacerate someone's arm with the scaple like sword. You embed the sword in someone's arm, like an IV needle. You sever muscle in someone like a butcher with a cleaver! You inflict deadly wounds to someone like an mad scientist with rusty instruments! You skewer someone over and over like a chef at a BBQ! You scream with maddness and shred someone like a shred-o-matic! Kikio tuned the emotes of a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Deathrob You swing the sword cutting thin air and missing someone. You stab someone several times in the heart. You slash the sword downwards cleaving someone with the blade. You carve the words "Golden Dawn" in the chest of someone! You grin evilly slashing the sword across the neck of someone as BLOOD spurts forth from the nasty wound! You summon the fury of Golden Dawn as someone cowers in fear. You scream out a battlecry as someone urinates in the floor! You unleash the power of Sauron bringing the blade up and >>>EVISCERATING<<< someone! You critically hit someone with decimating force. Eznima tuned the emotes of a sailor's cutlass You swing the sword pass someone, cursing in Arabic words. You bring the sword towards someone right arm, leaving markings of the word Allah on him. You shiver as the blade detects sins in someone with a strong hit across the hip. You leave a notable gash across someone body causing a thin stream of sin blood to spray across your face. You punish someone for not praying to Allah with a direct hit with the flat of the blade. You shout "La Alah Ela Allah" as the blade bruises someone back with a powerful swing. You scream "JEHAD" as the blade burns someone flesh with Islamic fire. You pummel someone's with multiple blows from the sword while the phrase "Allah Akbar" screams from the blade. You forces someone to justify "La Alah Ela Allah" as the sword drive through the body in an extravagant display of Islamic Faith. Lomar tuned the emotes of the fang of Sauron You missz0r someone. You m0ck someone bekuz he r lamr. You kik someone in teh az! You sm@k someone liek teh l@mr dat h3 iz! You skr3@m at someone 2 b 1337! You pwn someone! You r0xx0r someone s0 hrd j00 kry! You maekz someone \/\/is|-| he wer 1337 liek L0|\/|@r! You beetz teh cr@p ot 0f someone who pr@y th3y wer i|\| teh (1337 klub)! Kikio tuned the emotes of an elven short sword You flip over someone sending PlagueFang on a collision course with her opponent's spine! You swing PlagueFang the blade making contact as a lethal dose of poison absorbs into the blood of someone! You laugh mercilessly, inflicting upon someone the wrath of Sauron! You scream out a violent warcry as she burries PlagueFang into the chest of someone almost causing immediate DEATH! You smile before RUPTURING vital organs belonging to someone with a violent slash! You summon up the fury of the Golden Dawn as she impales someone with PlagueFang! You charge at someone >>>OBLITERATING<<< them with one quick movement. You call Gothmog the Lieutenant of Morgul to her aid as they tear chunks of flesh from the body of someone! You critically hit someone with decimating force. Sano tuned the emotes of a large training prod [tuned] You jab at someone but miss dramaticly. You miss someone with the original blow, but the after affect of the electricity tickles his chin.. You psycoticly jolt someone with beautiful form and grace. You shock someone in the neck, causeing intense cramps! You slam someone, breaking and burning everything in its path. You jump up into the air and falls down upon someone with a burning slash! You force, shocking the prod into someone's chest, sending a jolt through his lungs. You remind everyone of the Beast Master as you rip the prod into someone's gut, causeing an explosion. You critically electricute someone causeing eternal bleeding. Dwain tuned the emotes of a sapphire sword You miss someone with the molester stick. You poke someone in the back with the molester stick. You graze someone. You probe someone with your genitalia's. You penetrates someone very hard!!! You mounts someone with fathomable force. You dominates someone you whacking you in the back with his molester stick. You whaps someone you on the behind with his molester stick dealing instant death. You critically hit someone with decimating force. Athollo tuned the emotes of a beautiful longsword of elven make You miss someone. You scratch someone. You graze someone. You whack someone in the face with the hilt of the sword. You bash someone extremely hard in the face, causing blood to flow. You decimate someone, causing massive PAIN to course through his body. You inflict massive damage to someone. You impale someone , causing unknown magic to flow freely into his bloodstream. You SMITE someone, bringing the awesome power of the HEAVENS crashing down upon him.