[User did not supply a freaking description. Fuck.]
You tell Armada: Guess what im eaiting
(HP:230 EP:149)
You tell Armada: *opens his mouth*
(HP:230 EP:149)
Armada tells you: culfinglin?
^ Fimbu: So Wormbaneii, you have kids?
^ Fimbu: I'd love to see pictures of little baneiii and baneiv
[RoI] Armada: If I were GM, I'd kill them all and
proclaim myself Douche.
[ Daen Hecil ] Caber: One day Citadel asked me what the requirements to
join DH were
[ Daen Hecil ] Caber: And I was like "Well, first off, you have to be
part of the 7th level of Minas Tirith"
[ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: yeah? :P
[ Daen Hecil ] Caber: And he didn't get it
^ Warrax: you're sitting in the library and this hideous freak next to
you suddenly brings up java telnet and in an instant you catch the
two towers initial screen. The moment is pleasantly surreal until you
see he logs in as LILITH
^ hahaha.
^ Fimbu: hahaha.
|HP:210 EP:181> ^ Warrax: it could happen
^ Warrax: imagine your professor is giving the class a presentation on
his laptop and all of a sudden you see an ICQ message from Fimbu
saying 'REBOOT!!'
Autosave.
^ Warrax: at which point your professor apologizes and dismisses the
class, muttering something about having to go somewhere
^]Newbiecomm Quintin: Cookie and Pedron topple to the ground,
exhausted.
^]Newbiecomm Quintin: I'm too young to hear this stuff.
Nyssa tells you: then i'm afraid you probably won't have sex
unless you order it online
^ Ash: you know what fishes lack?
^ Armada: well, an es at the end, for starters
Rami enters.
HP:198 EP:175 Rami goes "Woo!".
HP:198 EP:175 Rami looks at the stuffed corpse of Bee.
Rami says in Westron: where are the holes?
Rami looks at the stuffed corpse of Bee.
[RoI] Jasumin: Ramismom has a good surname
legend ramismom
Ramismom Is Easy the dunedain Orc-target (Impartial)
Last on: 2m 15s ago. Gender: female
Age: 5m 6s
[RoI] Armada: lolololololol
[RoI] Rami: i hate you all
^ Jasumin: You'd be surprised at how little Caber knows
^ Jasumin: miscomm
^ Caber: Eat me
^ Caber: WTF
^ Caber: MISCOMM?
^ Rami: hahaha
^ Otoron: AHAHAHA
^ Fimbu: I sleep with supermodels.
^ Fimbu: But they don't know about it.
^ Fimbu is very, very small.
Durad says in Westron: Hey Amz, AFK, but I might be suiciding.
You say in Westron: Bullshit
Durad says in Westron: How much you want to bet
You say in Westron: your left testicle
Durad says in Westron: I don't have a left testicle.
You scream.
!HP:220 EP:214! Durad says in Westron: It got crushed when I was in a car accident
^ Amzel: Durad says in Westron: I don't have a left testicle.
^ Amzel: Durad says in Westron: It got crushed when I was in a car
accident
^ Demandred: woops!
^ Mikula: Thats like gross :P
^ Rami: that's why we have 2 ;-)
^ Grimdor: So he can only get a blue ball now
Durad says in Westron: Morgar, I don't have a left testicle
Morgar says in Westron: i know
Durad says in Westron: How do you know
Durad says in Westron: Did Amzel announce it on the fucking world comm?
Warrax says in Westron: ever since fimbu's tidbits
Warrax says in Westron: people send me random tells
Warrax says in Westron: they want me to rant to them
Warrax says in Westron: wtf, i'm not their fucking personal clown
^ Caber: help ramismom
help ramismom
There is no help available on that topic.
|HP:187 EP:159> ^ Rami: oh
^ Caber: Ack, she's gone
legend ramismom
There are no legends about anyone of that name.
|HP:188 EP:160> ^ Caber: But my mommy is still here.
legend otoronsmom
There are no legends about anyone of that name.
|HP:188 EP:160> legend cabersmom
Cabersmom suicided at 20:43 03/10/04
Cabersmom the dunlending Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: female
Age: 32s
|HP:188 EP:160> ^ Otoron: Only Cabersmom is left!
^ Viktor: Hurk, Rami, he's bright.
^ Rami: otoronsmom is gone too :(
^ Caber: Hey Otoron, how's it feel to be beaten to the punch?
^ Rami: Zing!
^: punches OTORON BEFORE ANYONE ELSE CAN
^ Fimbu punches OTORON BEFORE ANYONE ELSE CAN
|HP:190 EP:157> ^ Hey everyone else, how does it feel to be beaten to the punch?
^ Fimbu: Hey everyone else, how does it feel to be beaten to the punch?
|HP:190 EP:152> ^ ...
^ Fimbu: ...
|HP:190 EP:147> ^ LITERALLY
^ Fimbu: LITERALLY
|HP:190 EP:142> ^ ^ zing.
^ Fimbu: ^ zing.
|HP:191 EP:138> ^ Rami: is that going to be on the next tidbits?
comm hist
Last 20 comms are:
^ Viktor: I belive, it's in the news I think, quit being so lazy.
^ Rami: erm
^ Rami: help fighter
^ Rami: no kicking or punching
^ Shado: help brawl rami
^ Caber: help ramismom
^ Rami: oh
^ Caber: Ack, she's gone
^ Caber: But my mommy is still here.
^ Otoron: Only Cabersmom is left!
^ Viktor: Hurk, Rami, he's bright.
^ Rami: otoronsmom is gone too :(
^ Caber: Hey Otoron, how's it feel to be beaten to the punch?
^ Rami: Zing!
^ Fimbu punches OTORON BEFORE ANYONE ELSE CAN
^ Fimbu: Hey everyone else, how does it feel to be beaten to the punch?
^ Fimbu: ...
^ Fimbu: LITERALLY
^ Fimbu: ^ zing.
^ Rami: is that going to be on the next tidbits?
|HP:191 EP:138> ^ Orlandu: that was incredibly... not funny
^ Rami boggles
^ W00t w00t
^ Fimbu: W00t w00t
|HP:192 EP:134> ^ Rami: le Fimbu is losing it
^ Otoron: No. Fimbu isn't included in them usually, since he's not that
funny.
^ ...
^ Fimbu: ...
|HP:193 EP:130> ^ Lomar: Omg, I just typed 'help ramismom' :P
^ Just for that
^ Fimbu: Just for that
|HP:193 EP:125> ^ The next Tidbits will be ALL ME
^ Fimbu: The next Tidbits will be ALL ME
|HP:193 EP:120> ^ Orlandu: not reading the next one :P
^ Rami: lomar, i think your tuned wep was great :p
^ Caber: Tidbits 2006.
^ Otoron: Fimbu, your next tidbits will suck worse than Trainspotting,
then.
^ Yeah, Lomar, congratulations. Unoriginality is hard to come by these days.
^ Fimbu: Yeah, Lomar, congratulations. Unoriginality is hard to come by
these days.
|HP:195 EP:117> ^ Just so long as it sucks better than your mom.
^ Fimbu: Just so long as it sucks better than your mom.
|HP:196 EP:113> ^ Caber: "Well, I finally collected enough tidbits of myself being
funny to post a whole log! I wonder if anyone will remember that it's
taken me two years...
^ Rami: huh?
^ Tell her I'm through with her, btw.
^ Fimbu: Tell her I'm through with her, btw.
|HP:197 EP:109> ^ Otoron: She lacks the experience your little sister has :(
^ Orlandu: i haven't heard a "your mom" joke in ages
^ Rami: Zing!
^ Caber: Say, Otoron
^ Orlandu: i feel old
^ Caber: Fimbu is like 12
^ Caber: If he has a little sister, that's a very sick joke.
^ Orlandu: oh, thats why he uses those your mom jokes
^ Rami: zing!
^ Yeah, you fecking pedaphile.
^ Fimbu: Yeah, you fecking pedaphile.
|HP:199 EP:106> Caber tells you: pedophile
^ pedophile.
Caber tells you: Dickwad.
^ Fimbu: pedophile.
|HP:199 EP:101> ' Thanks.
You say in Westron: Thanks.
|HP:199 EP:101> l
As you enter this grand hall you are struck by its size, and
you are almost surprised that it can fit into such a small keep.
Part of the torch-lit and crude stone walls are covered by a
tapestry. Scattered around the hall are bed-rolls and blankets,
but the room is devoid of any furniture aside from a battered
table. A deep shadowy alcove is built into the north wall. The room
is a bit messy, and it's obvious that many more people live here
now than was originally intended. A winding staircase leads up,
to the top of the keep, and down, where you hear noises as if
someone is trying out various kinds of weaponry. A message board
has been mounted on the eastern wall.
The only obvious exits are up, alcove, out and down.
Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
Caber Trickytrousers the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic)
A walking staff
A ballot box
Board of the Daen Hecil Village [25 notes]
|HP:200 EP:102> ^ Rami: your mom's a pedophile
^ Rami: Zing!
^ Caber: Yeah, well Roderick's a pedophial. Ha ha ha!
^ Ha ha ha!
^ Fimbu: Ha ha ha!
[ Daen Hecil ] Naith: Find Beyaz. :P
find beyaz
Beyaz is in Belfalas at Knights of Dol Amroth Guildhall.
|HP:210 EP:111> $ KODA GH
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: KODA GH
|HP:210 EP:108> ^ Thantos: I havn't missed my claims in a LOOOONG time
^ Gyro: Speaking of getting there fast...
[ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: damn that was fast
^ Thantos: Gyro
' Yeah
You say in Westron: Yeah
|HP:210 EP:108> ^ Thantos: Don't even
^ Gyro: Any see the last episode of Sex and the City?
' I'm fucking good
You say in Westron: I'm fucking good
|HP:210 EP:109> ' goooooood
You say in Westron: goooooood
|HP:210 EP:109> ' goooooooooooooooood
You say in Westron: goooooooooooooooood
|HP:210 EP:109> ' ah, shoot, blew my load
You say in Westron: ah, shoot, blew my load
[ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: DH has turned into comedy central
|HP:210 EP:137> ^ Naith laughs inspite of himself.
[ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: ainur snoop on our comm just for entertainment
|HP:210 EP:138> [ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: it's a pathetic state of affairs
[ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: gone are the days of grunts and snorts
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: 8snorts*
[ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: witticism has replaced penis size
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: What, so like... My witticism is bigger than yours?
[ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: exactly
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: The ladies all say that I have a huge witticism?
|HP:210 EP:131> [ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: sharp wit, same
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Would you like to touch my witticism?
[ Daen Hecil ] Warrax: THATS ENOUGH
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: AAAAAH THAT MAN IS TOUCHING HIS WITTICISM AND
STARING AT ME
^ Osse: You got warned for being you, Mithgil.
^ Osse: Try to fix that, would you?
Party say from Zelindo: I've got 2 6th sense to get out of the way,
then I'll train blocking
Party say from Zelindo: loot
You say to your party: find quintin
Party say from Zelindo: Parth Galen
Party say from Zelindo: *HMM*
Zelindo tells you: ...
Zelindo tells you: You bastard :(
Bakal tells you: Quick question, are those two really gay? Or do they just fall in the same category as Jerf and myself?
You tell Bakal: Same category as Jerf and yourself.
Bakal tells you: Ah, ok. They're pretty convincing!
You tell Dwain: so
You tell Dwain: What the hell is up YOUR ass?
HP:220 EP:220> [ Daen Hecil ] Blade: legend dwain
King Brand says: Ah, I see we haven't met yet, let me introduce myself, I am
King Brand of Dale, and you are...who?
You say in Westron: Totherion, the Slayer of Moral beings, and he who
shall destroy Dale and all who dwell within your weak walls!
<<HP:122 EP:65>>
King Brand says: Ah! Totherion 'tis a pleasure to match a name to a noble face.
^ Mithgil's ship fires flaming arrows into Fimbu's ship.
^ Fimbu's crew prepares to board!
^ Mithgil's ship ungrapples and takes off.
^ Fimbu's ship gives chase.
^ Mithgil: Your sails are burned up!
^ Fimbu's crew put the fire out as soon as it landed, bitch.
[ Daen Hecil ] Blade used to do that sometimes to my old
girlfriends...just stab them in random parts of their bodies with my
boner.
[ Daen Hecil ] Blade: they were never very amused.
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Ah, good, I needed another tidbit.
[ Daen Hecil ] Blade: bah, thats off the record.
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: hahahha, you wish
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Sicko