Well Azmodan and I were having this bar fight and I got out my super mug-o-backstabbing and my two most favorite headbutting bellies-o-ale and went to town. (Didn't want to keep mentioning that he won't stop bad mouthing us so I concocted this story)
the other fight going on was more exciting
Azmodan enters.
Azmodan gets corpse of Azmodan.
Azmodan sobs uncontrollably.
Azmodan leaves west.
*Fild rolls on the floor laughing*
Good