AMUSING TIDBITS ON LOG PAGE

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YES YES HOW ARE YOU FOR TIDBITS?!?!?


Taudrek tells you: I'm actually a little scared of speaking to you.
tell taudrek Why's that?
You tell Taudrek: Why's that?
Taudrek tells you: In case I say something stupid, and you'll put it in
     the titbits.
Taudrek tells you: Then everyone will laugh at me :(
tell taudrek Well, congratulations, you just called them "titbits".
You tell Taudrek: Well, congratulations, you just called them "titbits".
Taudrek tells you: Goddamnit.



Blade says in Westron: I love Canada
Blade says in Westron: if it wasn't for Canada, we'd need to all make
     new maps



^ Calenril holds his head in pain
^ Fimbu holds Calenril's package in pain.
^ Lomar holds Calenril's head in pain.
^ Fimbu: Mine was better.
^ Lomar: I know
^ Dunkin agrees
^ Calenril: Well it didn't make any sense
^ Fimbu: Hah. That would be funny. You squeal "Ouch" and grab another guy's crotch.
^ Calenril: Is it painful to hold? I didn't know I was that excessive.
^ Fimbu: It is when you keep poking me with your little "celebrations" as you call them.




^ Faustus: Azmodan, I nailed your mother like Jesus to the cross last
     night.



These are Kozlodoev's current warnings, when they were given, by whom, and why:
kozlodoev  Mar 19 2004 (by tilion) : Calling me a wanker for saying cheaters suck.




^ Hugger: Bakal, Your saying you've never done anything illegal?
^ Bakal: I sped once.
^ Bakal: I got a ticket for it.
^ Alucard: Ahahahahahaha
^ Bakal: Surely I will go to hell.


***Zelindo's Adventure with that foxy devil of a lady, BATWOMAN***

^ Alkath: Batwoman tells you: take me to sign pleez Batwoman tells you: ill be ur gf
^ Alkath: Batwoman tells you: oh contrer my friend this is the arnor osse and ur character is going to be nuked
^ Zelindo: OH NO NOT FREND ALKATH
(2615) HP:230 EP:219
^ Alkath: HELP PLEEZE
^ Alkath: You tell Batwoman: I am just a newbie :(( pleeze   Batwoman tells you: how do i know you will never do it again
^ Alkath: Batwoman tells you: if you log off you will be nuked
^ Fild: You tell Batwoman: He will do it again, I swear!
HP:230 EP:222
You tell Batwoman: He'll do it again!
HP:230 EP:223
You tell Batwoman: Show him no mercy!
HP:230 EP:224
You tell Batwoman: Make him your slave!
Batwoman tells you: do you know this character
You tell Batwoman: Which?
Batwoman tells you: alkath
You tell Batwoman: yes
Batwoman tells you: do you know his password by anychance
Batwoman tells you: ok then
You tell Batwoman: i think so
You tell Batwoman: i think it is 'cashew'
You tell Batwoman: plz dont get me in trouble
You tell Batwoman: please ill be your friend
Batwoman tells you: im the auron
Batwoman tells you: the maker
Batwoman tells you: did he tell you this password
You tell Batwoman: Yeah
Batwoman tells you: if you answer truthfully i will not nuke you
You tell Batwoman: its the truth i swear it plz no hurt me
Batwoman tells you: you know what he did was a nukeable offense right
Batwoman tells you: i knew his password tell me the truth and you shall be spared
You tell Batwoman: its the truth
Batwoman tells you: you are free to go alkath shall be nuked
Batwoman tells you: lol
Batwoman tells you: you do not speak the truth
Batwoman tells you: reply
You tell Batwoman: yes im sorry what can i do
Batwoman tells you: im the maker you do not speak the truth you will be nuked
You tell Batwoman: nething u want im sorry i wil do whatever u want
Batwoman tells you: do you know alkath personalley
Batwoman tells you: how did you get his password
Batwoman tells you: im sorry im going to have to scan your account right now
Batwoman tells you: none

---Me finding him/her/it---

A very dark tunnel(w and e)
 Batwoman the dwarf Orc-target (Impartial)
HP:230 EP:96
He is empty handed.
HP:230 EP:96
You grovel shamelessly.
HP:230 EP:96
You grovel shamelessly.
HP:230 EP:97
You beg Batwoman for mercy.
Batwoman says in Westron: do not beg
You say in Westron: yes master plz
Batwoman says in Westron: i hate begging
You say in Westron: i sori
Batwoman says in Westron: you lied about alkaths password
You say in Westron: how do u know
Batwoman says in Westron: you said you knew it
You say in Westron: i do
Batwoman says in Westron: you said you did
Batwoman says in Westron: cashew
Batwoman says in Westron: u lied
You say in Westron: it is cashew
HP:230 EP:102
Batwoman says in Westron: alkaths is
You say in Westron: yes
HP:230 EP:102
You say in Westron: try it again
Batwoman says in Westron: lier
You say in Westron: i swear it plz
Batwoman says in Westron: i have it on my screen u lied
You say in Westron: have what on ur screen
Batwoman says in Westron: it isnt cashew
You say in Westron: then what is it
Batwoman says in Westron: alkaths password
Batwoman tells you: im the auron my info
You tell Batwoman: o
Batwoman says in Westron: the fact is your up for a nukeable offense
You say in Westron: o no plz
You beg Batwoman for mercy.
Batwoman says in Westron: I shall change your surname for a moment drop your password
You say in Westron: ok
You say in Westron: password dropped
Batwoman says in Westron: oh really what was it
You say in Westron: dropped
Batwoman says in Westron: dont lie
You say in Westron: im sori
Batwoman left the game.
Batwoman appears from the shadows.
Batwoman enters the game.
Batwoman says in Westron: oh really
You say in Westron: yes
Ok.
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The Two Towers is running the TMI-2 1.1.1 mudlib on MudOS v22pre8

Please enter the name 'new' if you are new to The Two Towers.
Your name? Password: 

WARNING: Login failure Wed Mar 24 15:39:34 2004 from 67.38.6.185.

Last logon:  Wed Mar 24 15:39:57 2004 from ---.---.---.--.


A very dark tunnel(w and e)
 A torch (burning)
 Batwoman the dwarf Orc-target (Impartial)
HP:230 EP:100
Batwoman says in Westron: trying to run
You nod.
Batwoman says in Westron: are you
You say in Westron: no
Batwoman says in Westron: you do you get nuked
Batwoman says in Westron: so you say your password is dropped
You nod.
You say in Westron: or apples
You say in Westron: i forget which
You emote: Zelindo runs

---To mailroom---

From   : Zelindo@MinasCitadel
To     : Draugluin
Date   : Wed Mar 24 15:41:16 2004
Subject: I was told to mail this to you
To end a message type "." (just a period). To abort, type ~q.
To view help, type ~h.  To delete the last line, type ~d.
__________________________________________________________________
 1:  2:  3:  2:  1: Buffer empty.
 1:  2:  3:  4:  5:  6:  7:  8:  9: Cc: Mailing to: Draugluin
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Batwoman tells you: oh really........
Batwoman tells you: lol
You tell Batwoman: ??
Batwoman tells you: tell me your REAL password and you shall be spared 10 minutes to nuke
You tell Batwoman: o no i dont no my real password
Batwoman tells you: what is your password at this time right now
You tell Batwoman: i dont know
Batwoman tells you: the one you are on right now
Batwoman tells you: i do
Batwoman tells you: 9 minutes
You tell Batwoman: WTF I SAID I DON'T KNOW WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME GOD DAMNIT
Batwoman tells you: then how did you get on
You tell Batwoman: i used magic powers AND I WILL NUKE YOU FOR INSULTING ME PUNY HELPER OF BATMAN
Batwoman tells you: 8 minutes answrer
Gothmog tells you: mmm.
You tell Gothmog: And she's going to nuke me in 8 minutes :(
Batwoman tells you: been on 36 days eh
You tell Gothmog: Please, help me, I don't want to be nuked in 8 minutes :(
You tell Gothmog: Batwoman tells you: been on 36 days eh
You tell Gothmog: OMG how does she know so much about me???  :((
Gothmog tells you: *chuckle*
You tell Gothmog: I think she really is the maker auron!!!11
Gothmog tells you: oh wow... I didn't know that...
You tell Batwoman: no plz
You tell Gothmog: Yes, she is the maker Auron and the arnor Osse :(
Batwoman tells you: so thats the way I just asked for a password
Batwoman tells you: you refuse you pay the piper
Batwoman tells you: you played stupid
You tell Batwoman: no plz im broke
You tell Batwoman: i cant pay the piper i only have IOU's
Batwoman tells you: playing stupid
You tell Batwoman: no plz
Batwoman tells you: if you change your password to batwoman i will spare you and ask no more
Batwoman tells you: dont talk to other charachters im not stupid
You tell Batwoman: ok its changed
Batwoman tells you: lier
Batwoman tells you: dont talk to others your on my mainscreen
Batwoman tells you: ok
Batwoman tells you: stop talking
Batwoman tells you: 6 minutes
Batwoman tells you: DO IT
You tell Batwoman: I DID
Batwoman tells you: i hate to do this man
Batwoman tells you: i hate nuking people
You tell Batwoman: no plz
Batwoman tells you: its not changed
Batwoman the dwarf Orc-target (Impartial) 
On for:  1m 5s                            Gender: male
Age: 1h 2m 36s
Batwoman tells you: do it
Batwoman tells you: hope you ike being nuked
You tell Batwoman: no frnd :(
You tell Batwoman: dont nuke me plz

---The end.---

Nagasaki tells you: think your funny

---OR IS IT???---

Nagasaki the dwarf Orc-target (Impartial) 
On for:  21s                              Gender: male
Age: 28m 12s          
You tell Nagasaki: no plz
Nagasaki tells you: all you had to do was tell me alkaths password you say
     you do a nukeable offense then lie tsk tsk
Nagasaki tells you: pathetic you didnt believe me
Nagasaki tells you: your going to osse he'll decide
Nagasaki tells you: cashew lol pathetic
Nagasaki tells you: will you now
The room stops spinning.
Nagasaki tells you: alkath is getting nuked no matter what its upto you
     now
You tell Nagasaki: o no




^ Mikula: I have my eyebrow pierced
^ Mikula: And my nipples are pierced
^ Mikula: And there are 3 spikes in my left ear and a spacer
^ Mikula: And on my butt is tattoo'd 'Exit only'




^ Zoso: i can't pierce my nipple because of the hair. it would grow through the hole and make things very messy
^ Malakan: That's why I couldn't pierce my tongue



|HP:172 EP:10> ^ Fimbu: (-)____\
|HP:172 EP:5> ^ Fimbu: (-)----/
^ Malakan: Indeed.
^ That's my "Fimbu Ship".
^ Fimbu: That's my "Fimbu Ship".
|HP:195 EP:18> ^ Malakan: Fimbu, you are the weakest link.
^ Malakan: Goodbye.
^ Fofester: FIMBU
|HP:199 EP:22> ^ Mikula: Hey Fim, you suck
|HP:199 EP:22> ^ Fofester: THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE SOMETHING DIRTY
^ Khranim offers Fimbu some ice cream to cool his elephantitis in.
|HP:203 EP:26> Draklord tells you: ship of you looks like a penis



^ Malakan: Ardilion, you have the bridge.
^ Ardilion: aye aye, skipper
^ Calenril wonders if the captain has any special things he needs back in his cabin!
^ Calenril: Commander maybe, hmm hmm
^ Ardilion: Calenril, I just heard that you are required to go check up on the captain's log
^ Calenril: Well, later
^ Calenril: hahahah
^ Calenril: I shall be very thorough
|HP:210 EP:33> 




Warrax enters.
Warrax says in Westron: i'm gonna make a female char
Warrax says in Westron: and use whip
Ehtyar lowers his staff and it stops emitting light.
Warrax says in Westron: like devon
Warrax says in Westron: but every time I pk
l
    The great river Anduin becomes very wide and shallow here, allowing 
you to cross it easily.  This is the North Undeep, the shallow fold of
the river caused by the swing of the Anduin around the Wold.
    On the southern side of the wold, a similar undeep exists.  During the
history of the Mark, the Undeeps have been the means of many invasions
into the lands of Rohan.
The Limlight River is west.
The Great River Anduin is southeast and northeast.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the southeast, west and northeast.
    The only obvious exits are south, north and east.
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
 An empty vial
|HP:206 EP:112> Warrax says in Westron: I'll say "You got PUSSY WHIPPED"
l
    The great river Anduin becomes very wide and shallow here, allowing 
you to cross it easily.  This is the North Undeep, the shallow fold of
the river caused by the swing of the Anduin around the Wold.
    On the southern side of the wold, a similar undeep exists.  During the
history of the Mark, the Undeeps have been the means of many invasions
into the lands of Rohan.
The Limlight River is west.
The Great River Anduin is southeast and northeast.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the southeast, west and northeast.
    The only obvious exits are south, north and east.
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
 An empty vial
|HP:206 EP:112> ' That's crude
You say in Westron: That's crude
|HP:207 EP:113> ' MATURE
You say in Westron: MATURE
|HP:207 EP:113> Warrax says in Westron: fuck mature
Warrax says in Westron: the day I mature
Warrax says in Westron: it will be when I run for political office
Warrax says in Westron: and even then I'll make monkey sounds at home
Warrax says in Westron: OOH OOH aha aha haohh




You say in Westron: We will scare the shit out of people who pass NU
|HP:210 EP:164> l
    The great river Anduin becomes very wide and shallow here, allowing 
you to cross it easily.  This is the North Undeep, the shallow fold of
the river caused by the swing of the Anduin around the Wold.
    On the southern side of the wold, a similar undeep exists.  During the
history of the Mark, the Undeeps have been the means of many invasions
into the lands of Rohan.
The Limlight River is west.
The Great River Anduin is southeast and northeast.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the southeast, west and northeast.
    The only obvious exits are south, north and east.
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 An empty vial
|HP:210 EP:164> Warrax says in Westron: whiteys killing sentries
legend whitey
There are no legends about anyone of that name.
|HP:210 EP:164> Blade ehs.
Warrax says in Westron: drathmar and nathicana
Autosave.
Averry enters.
Triggered!  doing: do say NOW,draw sword
Ehtyar says: NOW
Do: starting commands.
|HP:210 EP:165> Warrax says in Westron: NOW
You say in Westron: NOW
|HP:210 EP:165> You whip your captain's cutlass from your sheepskin sheath in a blinding blur of motion!!
    As you wield the blade you feel a rush of dark power go through
your body.
You wield the captain's cutlass.
|HP:210 EP:165> Do: Commands completed.
|HP:210 EP:165> legend whiteys
There are no legends about anyone of that name.
|HP:210 EP:165> Averry leaves south.
l
    The great river Anduin becomes very wide and shallow here, allowing 
you to cross it easily.  This is the North Undeep, the shallow fold of
the river caused by the swing of the Anduin around the Wold.
    On the southern side of the wold, a similar undeep exists.  During the
history of the Mark, the Undeeps have been the means of many invasions
into the lands of Rohan.
The Limlight River is west.
The Great River Anduin is southeast and northeast.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the southeast, west and northeast.
    The only obvious exits are south, north and east.
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 An empty vial
|HP:210 EP:165> Warrax laughs out loud.
' Haha
You say in Westron: Haha
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade says in Westron: tenzek?
' He is scared now
You say in Westron: He is scared now
|HP:210 EP:165> Warrax says in Westron: yes
' I will go
You say in Westron: I will go
|HP:210 EP:165> do 27s,15w,5s,15w,s
Do: starting commands.
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w and n)
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w and n)
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> The Wold(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Triggered!  doing: do say NOW,draw sword
Ehtyar enters.
Warrax enters.
Do: Error!  Loop possibility discovered.  Aborted.
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade leaves south.
Warrax leaves south.
Ehtyar leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Ehtyar says: NOW
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Triggered!  doing: do say NOW,draw sword
Ehtyar enters.
Warrax enters.
Do: Error!  Loop possibility discovered.  Aborted.
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade leaves south.
Warrax leaves south.
Ehtyar leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Warrax enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Triggered!  doing: do say NOW,draw sword
Warrax enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Do: Error!  Loop possibility discovered.  Aborted.
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade leaves south.
Ehtyar leaves south.
Warrax leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Ehtyar says: NOW
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Warrax enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Warrax enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Warrax enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Warrax enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Warrax enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Warrax enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Warrax enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Triggered!  doing: do say NOW,draw sword
Ehtyar enters.
Warrax enters.
Ehtyar says: NOW
Do: Error!  Loop possibility discovered.  Aborted.
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade leaves south.
Warrax leaves south.
Ehtyar leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Warrax enters.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:165> Blade enters.
Warrax enters.
Ehtyar enters.
Blade leaves south.
Ehtyar leaves south.
Warrax leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Warrax the dunedain Mastermind (Demonic)
 Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Shaman (Insurgent)
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Ehtyar says: NOW
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(s, n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> Rohan Plains(n and e)
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> tell blade Shit :P
You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> You can't go that way!
|HP:210 EP:166> Do: Commands completed.
|HP:210 EP:166> You tell Blade: Shit :P




^ Malakan: I have to pickup my mother in 2minutes.
^ Malakan: and, it's a 15minute drive
^ Malakan: afk
^ Fimbu: He's afking to work out the math :P





^ Otoron: Triggered!  doing: tell scoobydoo Where are you?




^ Murdeoc: magneto... not taking a mans life is different from giving 
him life
^ Aravor: And not taking a man's head.. nm:P




Mahamodie gives you a tower guard's helmet.
Mahamodie says in Westron: i give good helmet




^ Fimbu: I should racechange back to hobbit.
^ Fimbu: And then write a book about it
^ Fimbu: "There and back again"





*Mithgil ownx0rs Scat once and for all*

You tell Scat:               
                    
     ---Warning: fatal error. Press alt + F4 to correct---
HP:180 EP:148 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:180 EP:148>
tell sarys lame
You tell Sarys: lame
HP:180 EP:148 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:180 EP:148>
legend scat
Scat ramis the eorling Enchanter (Moral) 
On for:  2h 34m 58s                       Gender: male
Age: 40d 22h 53m 46s                      
Can be mailed: Scat@Khamul
Info: I know its late, but im repairing my image. SP of Hobbit King! 
HP:180 EP:148 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:180 EP:148>
legend scat
Scat ramis the eorling Enchanter (Moral) 
[ Linkdead ]
On for:  2h 35m 14s                       Gender: male
Age: 40d 22h 54m                          
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Can be mailed: Scat@Khamul
Info: I know its late, but im repairing my image. SP of Hobbit King! 
HP:180 EP:149 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:180 EP:149>







[ Daen Hecil ] Naith: Contract Caber with a message saying "Surprise
     from all at Daen Hecil", and see if he sees the funny side.




[ Daen Hecil ] Blade: guess who has to leave?
d
The tower of Orthanc(out and u)
 Saruman of many colors
|HP:157 EP:4> out
    Breaking free from the powerful mental grasp of Saruman, you
slowly exit the tower of Orthanc. Nothing clouds your mind except
your desire to return within the soothing halls of Saruman.
The tower of Orthanc(se)
 Treebeard the Ent stands on watch here
|HP:157 EP:4> do se,w,out,3s,se,15e,12s,s
Do: starting commands.
|HP:157 EP:4> The entrance to Isengard(w and nw)
|HP:157 EP:4> The entrance to Isengard(out and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> The doors of Isengard(enter, s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> The Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> The Wizard's Vale(se, s, n, ne, e and nw)
|HP:157 EP:4> The Wizard's Vale(se, n, ne and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> The Wizard's Vale(n, e and nw)
|HP:157 EP:4> Isen Ford(w, e and nw)
|HP:157 EP:4> The Great West Road(se, s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A very hungry plains cat sizes you up
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A very hungry plains cat sizes you up
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> $ Caber!
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:157 EP:4> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Rider is riding A Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Rider is riding A Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Rider is riding A Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:5> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:5> The Great West Road(s, sw, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:5> Guard watches you suspiciously.
Guard watches you suspiciously.
Guard watches you suspiciously.
Guard watches you suspiciously.
The north gate(s, w, n and e)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
|HP:158 EP:5> Do: Commands completed.
|HP:158 EP:5> [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Caber!
|HP:158 EP:2> [ Daen Hecil ] Sarvis: beyaz
i
Gold: 566              Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A fine officer's sword (wielded).
 A ranger ruck (worn).
 A golden amulet (worn).
 The cloak of shadows (worn).
 A haradrim lute.
 Rank insignia.
 A set of panpipes.
 A mithril ring, inlaid with four blue fire opals.
 A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Chastity'.
 A silver harp.
 A small mandolin.
 An empty wolf's head pipe.
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
 Fimbu's wedding gift medallion.
 A book of poetry.
 A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
 A spellbook.
|HP:158 EP:2> l
    The main street of Edoras leads south from the gate.  It is a broad
path, which leads steadily up the great hill.  Spaced along the way
are several short flights of stairs.  Beside the road a swift 
stream of water flows in a stone channel.  There are many houses on
either side of the path as it winds its way up the hill.  To the east
is a small stone guard house, to the west a building with a plaque on
its door.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
|HP:158 EP:2> w
Guard watches you suspiciously.
The bank(e)
 A strong guard watches the transactions
|HP:158 EP:2> deposit 300
You deposit 300 gold.
Your current balance is 300 gold.
|HP:158 EP:2> e
Guard watches you suspiciously.
Guard watches you suspiciously.
The north gate(s, w, n and e)
 Eznima Tyaa the dunedain Battlemage (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
|HP:158 EP:2> i
Gold: 266              Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A fine officer's sword (wielded).
 A ranger ruck (worn).
 A golden amulet (worn).
 The cloak of shadows (worn).
 A haradrim lute.
 Rank insignia.
 A set of panpipes.
 A mithril ring, inlaid with four blue fire opals.
 A small gold pendant engraved with the name 'Chastity'.
 A silver harp.
 A small mandolin.
 An empty wolf's head pipe.
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
 Fimbu's wedding gift medallion.
 A book of poetry.
 A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
 A spellbook.
|HP:158 EP:2> do 13n,14w,nw,2n,3w,6w,3n,village,gate,s,se,4e,knock on door
Do: starting commands.
|HP:158 EP:2> The Great West Road(s, sw, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Rider is riding A Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Rider is riding A Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 Rider is riding A Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> out
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> s
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A very hungry plains cat sizes you up
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A very hungry plains cat sizes you up
|HP:158 EP:2> [ Daen Hecil ] Kalathen: beyaz, gh
Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Rohan Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Great West Road(se, s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> Isen Ford(w, e and nw)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Great West Road(se, s, w, n and nw)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Great West Road(s, sw, w and n)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Great West Road(s, sw, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Plains(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Wizard's Vale(se, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Old South Road(w, n and e)
 A tall Ent
|HP:158 EP:2> The Old South Road(w, n, ne and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> [ Daen Hecil ] Blade: nah, Fimbu...good guesses tho
The Old South Road(w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Old South Road(sw, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Old South Road(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Old South Road(se, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The Old South Road(s, w, n, e and nw)
|HP:158 EP:2> The hills of Dunland(s, w, n and e)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
|HP:158 EP:2> The hills of Dunland(s, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The hills of Dunland(s, w, n, village and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> The entrance to a Dunlending village(gate and path)
 Terias, a mighty dunlending guard
 Myrak, a tall dunlending guardsman
 Dunil, a wary dunlending warrior
|HP:158 EP:2> A hard-packed dirt road(out, s and e)
 A fat old hen
|HP:158 EP:2> A hard-packed dirt road(se, w, n and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> A hard-packed dirt road(sw, e and nw)
|HP:158 EP:2> A hard-packed dirt road(s, w and e)
|HP:158 EP:2> do order brandy,drink brandy,put bottle into can
do order brandy,drink brandy,put bottle into can
A hard-packed dirt road(w, n and e)
 Dyre, a scruffy baby boy
|HP:159 EP:3> A hard-packed dirt road(s, w, n and e)
 A mischievous kitten
|HP:159 EP:3> A large clearing with a fire-pit(s, w and keep)
 An empty bottle
 A glowing campfire (burning)
 Ebrecht potters around the fire pit
|HP:159 EP:3> A soldier cracks open the gate door, notices you standing there and says:
     Oh.  It's you.  Well, get on in here then.
The grand hall of the keep(out, u, alcove and d)
 A piece of rope
 A small knife
 A key of crude design
 A hasty letter
 A torch
 A grey staff
 A ballot box
 Board of the Daen Hecil Village [22 notes]
|HP:159 EP:3> Do: Commands completed.
|HP:159 EP:3> A large clearing with a fire-pit(s, w and keep)
 An empty bottle
 A glowing campfire (burning)
 Ebrecht potters around the fire pit
|HP:159 EP:3> Drinking hall(n)
 A trash can
 Brell Fotworm, a portly dunlending
|HP:159 EP:3> Do: starting commands.
|HP:159 EP:3> Brell says: Thanks for your order!
|HP:159 EP:3>     The rich scents of roasted nuts, vanilla and plum surround
you as you tilt your head back and drink the aged brandy.  The
lush texture has flavors of toffee, cocoa and sherry.  You lick
your lips and enjoy the aftertaste of spices.
|HP:177 EP:21> You feel a lot better by helping the environment.
Ok.
|HP:180 EP:24> Do: Commands completed.
|HP:180 EP:24> Do: starting commands.
|HP:180 EP:24> Brell says: Thanks for your order!
|HP:180 EP:24>     The rich scents of roasted nuts, vanilla and plum surround
you as you tilt your head back and drink the aged brandy.  The
lush texture has flavors of toffee, cocoa and sherry.  You lick
your lips and enjoy the aftertaste of spices.
|HP:198 EP:42> You feel a lot better by helping the environment.
Ok.
|HP:203 EP:47> Do: Commands completed.
|HP:203 EP:47> Flapp tells you: sup?
n
A large clearing with a fire-pit(s, w and keep)
 An empty bottle
 A glowing campfire (burning)
 Ebrecht potters around the fire pit
|HP:203 EP:47> [ Daen Hecil ] Blade: bye Fimbu
knock on door
A soldier cracks open the gate door, notices you standing there and says:
     Oh.  It's you.  Well, get on in here then.
The grand hall of the keep(out, u, alcove and d)
 A piece of rope
 A small knife
 A key of crude design
 A hasty letter
 A torch
 A grey staff
 A ballot box
 Board of the Daen Hecil Village [22 notes]
|HP:203 EP:47> d
The chamber of arms(u)
 Kalathen Ar'Adonar the dunlending Sorcerer (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Sturdy armour
 A great Dunlending shield
 A small knife (burning)
 A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion
 A simple sheepskin sheath containing a bone sword
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Moral)
 A dwarven deathmask
 A jet black hauberk
 A dwarven warhammer
 Abareruvo, Shield of the Valacirca
 A rune-covered helmet
 A dwarven mining pack
 A magnificent plate suit (upper)
 A magnificent plate suit (lower)
 A tower guard's helmet
 The bone sword
 A Dol Amroth pack (open)
 A gleaming runed blade
 An ithildin longsword
 An ivory shield
 A leather scout ruck (open)
 A sapphire sword
 A laundry basket [4]
 A large harvester's pack (open)
 An emerald shield
 Fergus, the Master of Arms
 The Daen Hecil Armoury board [27 notes]
|HP:203 EP:47> up
The grand hall of the keep(out, u, alcove and d)
 A piece of rope
 A small knife
 A key of crude design
 A hasty letter
 A torch
 A grey staff
 A ballot box
 Board of the Daen Hecil Village [22 notes]
|HP:203 EP:47> ^ Rathmar: Yes, Gothwin, it'll be you and me, entwined once more!
Kalathen enters.
$ Wait, me?
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Wait, me?
|HP:203 EP:44> Kalathen left the game.
Blade enters.
$ Why
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Why
|HP:203 EP:41> $ Kalathen just left
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Kalathen just left
|HP:203 EP:38> Blade chuckles.
l blade
______________________________________________________
 
A tall, angry Dunlending
______________________________________________________
A dark scar has been burned into Blade's palm.
 He is carrying:
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
|HP:203 EP:38> ^ Gothwin erms
l
    As you enter this grand hall you are struck by its size, and
you are almost surprised that it can fit into such a small keep.
Part of the torch-lit and crude stone walls are covered by a
tapestry. Scattered around the hall are bed-rolls and blankets,
but the room is devoid of any furniture aside from a battered
table. A deep shadowy alcove is built into the north wall. The room
is a bit messy, and it's obvious that many more people live here
now than was originally intended. A winding staircase leads up,
to the top of the keep, and down, where you hear noises as if
someone is trying out various kinds of weaponry. A message board
has been mounted on the eastern wall.
    The only obvious exits are out, up, alcove and down.
 Blade the dunlending Deathmaster (Moral)
 A piece of rope
 A small knife
 A key of crude design
 A hasty letter
 A torch
 A grey staff
 A ballot box
 Board of the Daen Hecil Village [22 notes]
|HP:203 EP:38> [ Daen Hecil ] Blade waves
Blade left the game.
' Aaah
You say in Westron: Aaah
|HP:210 EP:46> ^ Gothwin screams in terror!
$ Stop
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Stop
|HP:210 EP:43> $ Confused
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Confused




Maxamus has been nuked!
^ Shadowbane: wow...3
legend maxamus
Maxamus was nuked at 17:46 03/25/04
Maxamus the eorling Apprentice Assassin (Moral) 
Departed from Arda                        Gender: male
Age: 2d 3h 50m 24s                        
Nuke Reason: transferred character
|HP:210 EP:115> ^ Metrop: Youza!
^ Naith: Hey! I just transferred that!




^ Lin: does anyone know where i can find a dimand?
^ Zelindo: Try looking in a dimand mine.
^ Lin: where is a dimand mine



^ Mithgil: What did one guy say to the other guy?
^ Zicex: Hi
^ Sandalio: go to hell
^ Zicex: Let's compare sizes
^ Mithgil: (ask what he said)
^ Sandalio: he didn't say anything, he just shot the other guy and walked
     away
^ Mithgil: (ASK WHAT HE SAID)
^ Azoroth: what did he say mithgil? :P
^ Mithgil: sex
^ Mithgil: hahahaha
^ Zicex: Hmm, I don'tget it..
^ Azoroth: has me lost...
^ Aravor: We know, Zicex!
^ Mithgil: You're ALL ACTING DENSE TODAY
^ Sarys: hi mith
^ Sarys: MEATGRILL omg
^ Mithgil: WTF IS IT LIKE I AM THE ONLY PERSON WITH ANY WIT LEFT