I think someone was going to submit this as a tidbit, but a few people asked me to post it...and really, it deserves its own log anyway. I was idling out at the time, though. I might have missed something at the end.
Alexa tells you: Laila's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 54, minimum bid 150 gold Ehtyar says in Westron: back in a while Ehtyar left the game. ^ Kilth: A woman is selling herself as a wife! ^ Hochopepa: How much? ^ Laila is not ^ Kilth: And look how cheap. ^ Metrop laughs out loud. ^ Frosty: whee Autosave. Alexa tells you: a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion is now on sale as lot 55, minimum bid 150 gold Phially! Hobbit King Empire. Alexa tells you: Frosty's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 56, minimum bid 149 gold Mine's Cheaper, Piece of Crap. ^ Otoron: Breakup at Alexa. ^ Otoron: Classic. ^ Shalligan: lol ^ Scat wants to laugh, but that shouldnt be funny :p ^ Frosty: Whee, yup. ^ Fofester: Why would the log site be saying it denied me access? Alexa tells you: Laila's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 57, minimum bid 120 gold youre right it is crap ^ Laila: yeah ^ Bakal: Zing. ^ Metrop: hah ^ Scat: you beat its score at the typing game, and it hates you. ^ Bakal: So Laila, now that you're single.. what are you doing tomorrow night? ^ Fofester: Ah ^ Fofester: Ok, well then I'll just go to bed ^ Laila: not you ^ Fofester tips his hate ^ Fofester: Ouch, zing ^ Fofester: Hat too ^ Glen: heh ^ Bakal: Oh no :( ^ Fofester: Adios Alexa tells you: Frosty's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 58, minimum bid 119 gold Well, she moans erms talks differently in bed. ^ Scat grins. This may soon get intresting. ^ Metrop: What the hell is this!?!? ^ Bakal: Tidbits classic. ^ Metrop: But it's sure entertaining. ^ Zoso: haha, public breakup? :) ^ Glen: As Arda Turns ^ Frosty: P.I.M.P. statis Alexa tells you: Laila's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 59, minimum bid 115 gold i was faking it ^ Scat: nice comeback laila! Alexa tells you: Frosty's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 60, minimum bid 114 gold But your mom wasn't. ^ Zoso: ZING ^ Metrop: hah ^ Scat: is someone logging this!?! ^ Shalligan: FDL ^ Zelindo: Haha ^ Metrop: I am! ^ Laila: haha ^ Monet: I am ^ Metrop: I will submit this... ^ Scat: go metrop and monet! :P ^ Scat: will it be in color? ^ Kilth: You're all retarded. ^ Zelindo: stfu hobbit ^ Zoso eyes Laila. ^ Zelindo: thx ^ Akko shrugs at Kilth ^ Metrop: It should be. Alexa tells you: Frosty's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 61, minimum bid 250 gold Well if you all want my next cumback, look on the side of her mouth ^ Zelindo: Hahaha ^ Metrop: ZING! ^ Rami: HAHAHAHAHA ^ Zelindo: No, that's not illegal at all ^ Scat dies laughing. Someone bandage him. ^ Otoron: Oh god. ^ Zoso: ...and, now he's in trouble :) ^ Rami bandages scat! ^ Metrop bandages Scat. ^ Hochopepa: What use is bandaging if you are dead already? ^ Kilth puts Scat out of his misery. ^ Scat ramis. ^ Bakal yuns. ^ Rami scats. ^ Zelindo: Hey ^ Zelindo: to whoever is bidding on that ring ^ Glen: bah ^ Zelindo: 10 bidders suck, thanks ^ Glen didn't find that one any good ^ Scat: fdl. look at all the people on the comm. everyone's enjoying this. Alexa tells you: Laila's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 62, minimum bid 200 gold youre right...but at least i suck better than you do ^ Zelindo: Yeah, I commed on as soon as I saw that one ^ Kilth: If I buy that band, will I be his wife, or will he be mine? ^ Frosty tells glen how noone cares. ^ Metrop: hahaha ^ Monet: me too ^ Rami: HAHAHAHA ^ Zoso: Laila. I know how hard it must be. If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for you. There, there. ^ Otoron: That was a lame comeback. ^ Zelindo: That was. ^ Rami: that was.. hahahaha ^ Zelindo: Laaaame. ^ Scat: zelindo lets not be sexist. Alexa tells you: Frosty's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 63, minimum bid 550 gold Then why did you choke? or were you faking it to? ^ Metrop: Pure tidbit material. ^ Zelindo: $ hahaha ^ Scat: now THAT was a comeback. ^ Zelindo: Hahahahah ^ Metrop: muahahaha ^ Zelindo: Haaaahahaa, my keyboard sucks but hahaha ^ Rhoade: but whats funny is everyone knows he cuts a straw just to masturbate ^ Dudesaeho sees lightning on the horizon. "Storm's a-brewin'!" ^ Kilth: Why can't we all get along? ^ Scat: cause fightins funny! :P ^ Metrop: Because we all need a bong. ^ Hamonk: The world needs more fluffy bunnies ^ Monet: if you were being denied... whatever... you would be upset too ^ Rami scats. ^ Kilth: Yes... fluffy bunnies! ^ Scat ramis in delight. ^ Hochopepa scamis! ^ Bakal: Rami.. you realize what you're doing when you 'scat'? Alexa tells you: Laila's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 64, minimum bid 120 gold it was so small it tickled the roof of my mouth ^ Zoso: yes. he's singing in a 'nonsense jazz' style. ^ Zelindo: Rotfl ^ Zelindo: nice! ^ Metrop: lol ^ Rami aint constipated no more. ^ Zelindo: She's alive, and kicking ^ Ravena: wow, 10 year olds talking about oral sex... ^ Scat claps. ^ Merlinius: haha ^ Ravena: kiddie text porn, gross ^ Rami grins ^ Kilth: ll ^ Laila heehees ^ Metrop: ll Alexa tells you: Frosty's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 65, minimum bid 50 gold But while you sucked it, I was fisting you. ^ Metrop: That's my alias for legend. ^ Laila: ouch ^ Scat: gross. not funny, just gross. ^ Zelindo: Yeah, not very funny ^ Kilth: that my alias for tell draugluin help plz ^ Zelindo: Pretty lame one there Frosty! ^ Zoso: just harsh :) ^ Metrop: Bad comeback... ^ Tejar: this is sick :( ^ Dudesaeho boos. ^ Ravena: predictable ^ Scat: its ok, cause laila had a few bad ones too. frosty can still recover. ^ Monet: Frosty is in Rivers End Minimum Security Prison at Cell Block A. ^ Zelindo: About time. ^ Scat icks. ^ Zelindo: And Laila? I want to buy that ring though :P ^ Metrop: Hah Alexa tells you: a simple leather baldric is now on sale as lot 66, minimum bid 3000 gold We get it. you broke up. Talk to each other and stop spamming Alexa's with it. ^ Monet: Laila too ^ Hamonk: Laila is in Rivers End Minimum Security Prison at Cell Block A. ^ Scat: obsidian, stop ruining everyones fun! ^ Psykosis: did they put them in the same cell? ^ Zelindo: Haha. ^ Monet: HAHAHA ^ Psykosis: cause that would be funny ^ Zoso: Frosty will get a taste of his own medicine in jail ^ Zelindo: Boy, I sure hope Frosty got soap-on-a-rope. ^ Zelindo: Actually... ^ Tiarne: fdl ^ Rhoade: lol ^ Zelindo: No. No, I don't. ^ Metrop: haha ^ Rhoade: Buba put him on foot patrol ^ Frosty: That wasn't very nice ^ Rhoade: drop your drawers and grab your ankles ^ Psykosis: so what was the terms of their divorce...please tell me it wasn't a dwarvish woman ^ Laila: jail was nice ^ Zelindo: I think he paid his way out with special favors. ^ Zoso: yeah, please tell us, guys. Why did you break up? ^ Frosty shrugs ^ Zoso: Who did she cheat on you with? ^ Frosty: chowt ^ Laila: i wasnt the cheater ^ Ravena: "we wanted to get on Fimbu's tidbits!" ^ Kilth: The sexiest hobbit in Arda. ^ Zelindo: OMG YOU TYPED 'KISS CHOWT' YOU JERK ^ Zoso: just chowt? Alexa tells you: a pernicious steel sword is now on sale as lot 67, minimum bid 130 gold Exc/unall Autosave. ^ Laila: i didnt cheat on him ^ Zelindo: Hey Laila, thanks for that fun night in the Prancing Pony the other day. ^ Zoso: Did he cheat on you, laila? ^ Zelindo: Man, I didn't know a woman could bend that way. ^ Laila: in your dreams ^ Zelindo: Oh, and the Denver Broncos send their regards. Alexa tells you: Laila's gold wedding band is now on sale as lot 68, minimum bid 150 gold at least i could make you cum...and thats all folks ^ Scat: GOD! its still going! :P ^ Dudesaeho really needed that baldric... ^ Rhoade: OMG ^ Zelindo: Stupid people don't learn ^ Zoso: yeah. just nuke them both. 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The grand hall of the keep(d, alcove, out and u) A ballot box Board of the Daen Hecil Village [25 notes] <(HP:230 EP:230)> >> uu The Two Towers has been up for 8h 29m 51s. <(HP:230 EP:230)> >> ^ Hey, quick question ^ Caber: Hey, quick question <(HP:230 EP:225)> >> legend laila Laila Amelie the dunedain Black Lace (Immoral) On for: 54m 13s Gender: female Age: 21d 9h 46m 34s Can be mailed: Laila@Adornas Laila has recorded a life story. Info: need something quested? send a tell for PoT-Mart to do it for you <(HP:230 EP:225)> >> legend frosty Frosty the dunedain Battle Lord (Immoral) Frosty is sleeping peacefully. Not present in Arda. Gender: male Age: 5d 16h 35m 32s Can be mailed: Frosty@Osgiliath Info: Everybody Is Equal Here, It's Just Some People Are More Equal Then Others <(HP:230 EP:225)> ^ Mithgil: Now Zelindo has them! >> ^ I was idling out while that Alexa fiasco happened ^ Caber: I was idling out while that Alexa fiasco happened <(HP:230 EP:221)> >> comm hist Last 20 comms are: ^ Rami: give it to zelindo ^ Chowt: heh i still have this pendant ^ Zelindo: Gimme ^ Manni: As long as you don't auction it. ^ Rami: i want yours Chowt! ^ Laila: i know manni! ^ Lothean: where are you getting gold? ^ Chowt: bree sign if ya want it ^ Manni: Is the log page working? ^ Mithgil: KILLAKLOWN ^ Laila: mithgil is gonna let me rape him for the pendant ^ Zoso: nope ^ Lothean: miss comm ^ Mithgil: YES ^ Mithgil: I have the pendants of Laila, Chowt, and Frosty now. ^ Laila: he has my soul too ^ Akko: youre an idiot, goodnight everyone ^ Caber: Hey, quick question ^ Mithgil: Now Zelindo has them! ^ Caber: I was idling out while that Alexa fiasco happened <(HP:230 EP:221)> ^ Mithgil: IKEA >> ^ But were Laila and Frosty purely a mud couple, or was there some sort of RL breakup, too? ^ Caber: But were Laila and Frosty purely a mud couple, or was there some sort of RL breakup, too? <(HP:230 EP:217)> ^ Chowt: they talked on the phone ^ Chowt: probably phone sex too >> ^ Okay. ^ Caber: Okay.