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^ Byron: Oh my god.
^ Byron: I just put my speakers by the window, and stood around slapping my ass towards it so that Corpus could see it walking home.
^ Byron: And my then my dad comes in the door.
^ Byron: Ugh.
^ Metrop: Hah.
^ Byron: Erm, slapping my ass to YMCA, too.
^ Byron: Damn.
^ Mithgil: Ahahaha. Owned.
^ Metrop: Hahaha.
^ Byron: He was like
^ Byron: "IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE WHAT THE F
^ Byron: and so on
^ Almafuor: MUHUHAHAHA! YESS! Allright guys... it's the moment of truth... I've saved up a great deal of money (by newbie standards)... should I use it to enrich mysel... or to put out a contract on this guy who really pissed me off?
^ Galuf: chars come and go, but pkill logs are forever
^ Faustus: Smoke explodes when you take your pants off
^ Faustus: And THE STINGER emerges from the mist.
^ Fofester: What a weird comm to log on to
The Two Towers
Rhoads Antragon the eorling just failed to kill Akheron (hell, he sucks) (lvl 20)
Rhoads Antragon the eorling just failed to kill Castamir (hell, he sucks) (Overlord)
Total 20 eorlings and overlords: 2
Total users: 90
^ Mithgil: Girl in my technical writing class who had to leave like
halfway through comes in
^ Dei: Osse scramble to assemble an army tent
^ Lasan: hallam, my husband wants to know if that makes you a 'rhoads'
scholar...
^ Mithgil: "How'd class go?" she asks
Naith says in Westron: Hey Fimba
^ Mithgil: "Fine..." I say
Naith leaves out.
Naith walks in from the outside, slamming the keep door behind him.
Naith leaves down.
Naith enters.
Naith leaves out.
^ Mithgil: "That's cool. What are you doing after you're done here?" she
asks
^ Mithgil: And I say
^ Mithgil: "Going home."
^ Hallam: yes, yes it does
^ Hallam: Mithgil, you're an idiot
^ Mithgil: asdglksfdglhgjfdhg
^ Otoron: Anyway. You choose the color. White letters. All lowercase.
^ Mithgil: black shirt?
^ Mithgil: oh
^ Hahaha.
^ Fimbu: Hahaha.
^ Lin: does anyone know where i can find a dimand?
^ Zelindo: Try looking in a dimand mine.
^ Lin: where is a dimand mine
The ghost of Maelg drifts in.
The ghost of Maelg drifts south.
Maelg enters.
Maelg leaves...................................>NORTH.!
You tell Khranim: The ghost of Maelg drifts in.
You tell Khranim: Maelg enters.
Khranim tells you: What happened to it?
You tell Maelg: I shoved my dick so far up her ass she bled to death.
You tell Maelg: SORRY MT
You tell Khranim: you won't BELIEVE the mistell i just sent to her
get head
It's a filthy, yukky, germy thing. Leave it alone.
Naith tells you: Maybe you should transfer a bit from Thrans, because
there's a few k left in the Loth area.
You tell Naith: Yes, I was just going to do that
Naith tells you: You're not just another pretty font.
^ Otoron: I got an absurd topic.
^ Otoron: Like, unfrigginbelievable.
^ Mithgil: I've got an absurd reply.
^ Otoron: Fimbu got laid!
^ Mithgil: Nuh uh.
^ Otoron: And, in an "unrelated" event, Mithgil is no longer a virgin!
Rami says in Westron: lets make a donation-reward plan
Rami grins dalamarilarilly.
You say in Westron: How?
Rami says in Westron: at 500- your room
Rami says in Westron: at 750.. ?:p
You say in Westron: Sex with Rami's mom?
Jasumin says in Westron: we had that in Megs
Rami says in Westron: my mom?:(
Rami says in Westron: you had my mom in Megs?
A grassy terrace(gates, stairs and w)
Corpse of Orc warlord
Corpse of Orc underling
Corpse of Orc warrior
Corpus of the dwarf warrior
Corpse of elf
Estraven says in Westron: Rami..
Rami says in Westron: yes Estra?
Estraven flirtatiously plays footsie with Rami.
Estraven says in Westron: you still have that glitter in your blue eyes
Estraven looks down and draws a semi circle with his left toe.
^ Mithgil PUTS DOWN THE RAZOR
^ Scat: remember mith, down the street, not across the lane.
^ Mithgil: Not the wrist, damnit, the neck
^ Mithgil: No turning back if you do the neck
^ Celith: And your relatives can say it was a shaving accident.
^ Celith: Of course, knowing my relatives, the wrist could be a shaving accident too.
^ Rush: Wow, there was a running of the sheep in New Zealand
Zelindo tells you: No wonder Ehtyar hasn't logged on in a while.
@Lothlorien Mandrill: Or you could visit me .. I'm closer .. you could
drive ;)
@Lothlorien Malakan: Oh, you don't know, do you?
@Lothlorien Mandrill: Know what?
@Lothlorien Malakan rips open his shirt, revealing the "S".
[ RoI ] Italacus: I won't go into some of the things I can do
[ RoI ] Otoron: Italacus can make a fifty foot garden hose disappear up his rectum!
[ RoI ] Scatha: everything that Italacus can do, I taught him
Faustus tells you: I brought gum to school today.
Faustus tells you: I got gangraped by black men
^ Fofester: If you don't have sex EVERY SINGLE NIGHT you must suck.
^ Fimbu: And if you don't have sex OR suck, then you're just plain lame.
|HP:220 EP:115> Your headache clears up.
^ Fofester: Heh, yes
^ Etoile: bahaha
^ Faustus: I don't masturbate in the traditional male method of stroking,
but rather, I use a dry-hump method on the edge of a (usually)
cushioned piece of furniture
^ Someone: Fimbu, enough.
^ Otoron: Enough of what, Someone?
^ Yeah, wait, what the hell was that :P
^ Fimbu: Yeah, wait, what the hell was that :P
Someone tells you: We're not going to hear about your masturbation.
|HP:220 EP:54> ^ Mithgil: Today at my writing class, my teacher goes
^ Otoron: SHUT UP SKY YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!
^ Otoron heard already.
Faustus tells you: Oh my god have you ever read that Ask alice webiste
^ Saelon: ah okay :) see i am trying to develop my story here.. i need a
dunlending mistress
^ Mithgil: "You are such an excellent writer... you know I'm going to
make this class very hard on you."
Faustus tells you: Its a sexual Q&A website. Some of the posts are so
damn funny
^ Mithgil: Wtf, I didn't mention that before
Faustus tells you: "well, to make a long story short, my penis got
"snagged" on her braces and I received a deep cut on my head."
tell faustus Gaaaah
You tell Faustus: Gaaaah
|HP:220 EP:59> tell faustus ugh
You tell Faustus: ugh
|HP:220 EP:59> tell faustus THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES
You tell Faustus: THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES
Rajje Lautrec the sindar Poet (Crazy about Monet)
On for: 3h 40m 9s Gender: male
Age: 14d 13h 55m 46s
Can be mailed: Rajje@CirithUngol Rajje has recorded a life story.
Info: Monet.. I'm your knight in shining armour.. and I love you.... {Udungul}
Monet Lautrec the dunedain Crazygirl (Rajje's Insanity)
[ Idle for 6m 26s ]
On for: 10m 57s Gender: female
Age: 30d 23h 43m 58s
Can be mailed: Monet@Erebor
Info: My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill me
|HP:220 EP:25> Faustus tells you: Even though there are no actual bones in a boner, it
is possible to break one's penis.
^ Fimbu: RAJJE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
|HP:220 EP:21> ^ Rajje: Wha?
^ Rajje: Thank god, I thought it was you.
^ Fimbu: why dont you KISS her RAJJE!!!
|HP:220 EP:17> Faustus tells you: Penile fractures occur when an erect penis is thrust
against a harder, less flexible object. This could happen if someone
enthusiastically plunges and pumps his penis into a partner, or a
pillow let's say, and misses or "over-runs" the intended opening and
instead hits a pubic bone, headboard, or other hard surface.
^ Rajje: LOL fimbu
^ Fimbu: I bet you TOUCH HER!!!
|HP:220 EP:53> Faustus says in Westron: This site is a riot
^ Mithgil: lol u know what u should do
^ Mithgil: u should have SEX with her HAHAHA
^ Fimbu: hahahah
|HP:220 EP:56> ^ Fofester: haha
^ Saelon: I need a dunlending girlfriend, any volunteers?
^ Fofester: mith said sex
^ You could use your PENIS
^ Fimbu: You could use your PENIS
|HP:220 EP:58> ^ Poison: Mithgil volunteers, Saelon.
^ Caber hands out warnings like candy.
^ Rajje: Ok, mithgil, that's not something I like to hear, even as a
joke
^ Saelon: he is hobbit masta
^ Faustus: Saelon: Fimbu
^ Saelon: Fimbu, will you be my girlfriend
^ Mithgil: She won't put out then?
^ Fimbu: That sucks. Have you tried paying her, Rajje?
|HP:220 EP:67> Dyre crawls in.
Dyre gurgles happily at you.
Faustus tells you: "Boyfriend's uncircumcized penis smells"
^ Saelon: IT COULD BE A PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP YOU JERKS
^ Mithgil: You should dump her a find a girl who'll pleasure you.
Faustus tells you: Not even clicking it
^ Poison: Such shallow joys.
^ Or perhaps a gift, Rajje. As the man said: "Diamonds: She'll pretty much have to."
^ Fimbu: Or perhaps a gift, Rajje. As the man said: "Diamonds: She'll
pretty much have to."
|HP:220 EP:82> ^ Poison: Now baseball --there's a deep passion.
^ Mithgil: Diamonds: foreplay in a small package.
^ Poison: My A's are whuppin' the Texas Rangers.
^ Rajje: Ok, shut the hell up you damn morons before I kick your asses,
Fimbu/mithgil
^ Willy: Diamonds: She'll sorta have to.
^ Faustus: Hahaha Rajje is enraged
^ Saelon: they better. all level headed texans play football
^ Mithgil: Looks like we're striking a nerve.
^ Maybe I WILL have sex with her Rajje, first. To test it out. Then you can.
^ Fimbu: Maybe I WILL have sex with her Rajje, first. To test it out. Then
you can.
|HP:220 EP:95> Dyre crawls north.
tell mithgil GO WITH THIS BABY GO WITH THIS
You tell Mithgil: GO WITH THIS BABY GO WITH THIS
|HP:220 EP:95> ^ Rajje: I am not, but it is not fun when you talk about her like that.
Poison tells you: NOT appropriate.
Faustus tells you: Just mention something about fucking Rajje's mudwife,
Monet
^ Mithgil: Or should I say, his nerve isn't being stricken enough.
^ Poison points at help lewd.
^ Rajje: Fimbu, try to get anyone to have sex with you, then come.
^ Yeah, that's generally what happens during sex, Rajje.
^ Fimbu: Yeah, that's generally what happens during sex, Rajje.
|HP:220 EP:101> ^ Rajje: Booyah!
^ Saelon: Fimbu we could make love, if you pretend to be a girl. (or
otherwise)
^ Saelon: i desperately need a dunlending girlfriend
^ CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DUNLENDING GIRLS I AM TRYING TO TALK ABOUT RAJJE AND HAVING SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
^ Fimbu: CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DUNLENDING GIRLS I AM TRYING TO TALK
ABOUT RAJJE AND HAVING SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
|HP:220 EP:111> ^ Saelon: I CANNOT, STFU
^ Mithgil: Rajje wouldn't know much about sex, his girlfriend probably
|HP:220 EP:116> ^ Faustus: Rajje have you ever cybered Monet?
|HP:220 EP:116> comm hist
Last 20 comms are:
^ Poison: My A's are whuppin' the Texas Rangers.
^ Rajje: Ok, shut the hell up you damn morons before I kick your asses, Fimbu/mithgil
^ Willy: Diamonds: She'll sorta have to.
^ Faustus: Hahaha Rajje is enraged
^ Saelon: they better. all level headed texans play football
^ Mithgil: Looks like we're striking a nerve.
^ Fimbu: Maybe I WILL have sex with her Rajje, first. To test it out. Then you can.
^ Rajje: I am not, but it is not fun when you talk about her like that.
^ Mithgil: Or should I say, his nerve isn't being stricken enough.
^ Poison points at help lewd.
^ Rajje: Fimbu, try to get anyone to have sex with you, then come.
^ Fimbu: Yeah, that's generally what happens during sex, Rajje.
^ Rajje: Booyah!
^ Saelon: Fimbu we could make love, if you pretend to be a girl. (or otherwise)
^ Saelon: i desperately need a dunlending girlfriend
^ Fimbu: CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DUNLENDING GIRLS I AM TRYING TO TALK ABOUT RAJJE AND HAVING SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
^ Saelon: I CANNOT, STFU
^ Otoron: Fimbu, stop imitating Caber.
^ Mithgil: Rajje wouldn't know much about sex, his girlfriend probably doesn't even let him watch porn.
^ Faustus: Rajje have you ever cybered Monet?
|HP:220 EP:116> ^ Arikon got silenced for talking about having sex with his girlfriend
^ Rajje: Yes, she strictly forbid me to watch any porn related to you
Mithgil
^ Otoron: Smaug bitter, eh Arikon?
|HP:220 EP:124> ^ Faustus: Mithgil pr0n is hott
^ Someone: Please do not push the limits of comm policy, even as a group.
^ Caber: Oh someone, come on! United we stand, divided we fall!
^ Otoron: So, no group experimentation...
^ Caber: We can all reach those grapes if we stand on each other's
backs.
^ Rajje: Ok, Faustus, stfu, don't even go there
^ Mithgil: Well Rajje, that's because she doesn't want you to be jealous
of the beef she's getting on the side. (I had to do one more, sorry)
^ Faustus: HAHA ZING
^ Fimbu: Oh, he's been there, Rajje. I think we've all been there. We're
talking about Monet, right :P
|HP:220 EP:134> ^ Caber: Okay, but seriously...y'all heard Someone. Pick a new topic.
:P
|HP:220 EP:137> ^ Otoron: So, I heard CABER HAS A GIRLFRIEND
^ Fimbu: HAHAHA
|HP:220 EP:132>
^ Fimbu: ARE YOU HAVING
|HP:220 EP:127> ^ Mithgil: omg no way
^ Fimbu: Nevermind.
|HP:220 EP:122> ^ Otoron: Yeah!
^ Faustus: did u have sex with her
^ Otoron: She is also being beefed by Mithgil on the side!
*Willy Winkie gets a wish*
^ Willy: I wish I was wittier, so I could be immortalized for a
undetermined amount of time on the log page.