I didnt know what was happening, half way through this...with all that gibberish. And Shelob doesnt spar fairly :P
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This is the heart of Shelob's domain. Vast walls of grey granite tower above you coated with thick drapings of spiderwebs which swing softly in response to unseen vibrations. Mounds of slowly decaying weapons and armour lie half uncovered amidst the disgusting dark layers of blood, flesh, and soil which have gradually formed to make a squelching floor of sorts. A stench of rot and death pervades the dust filled air, and looking up you see strange shapes hanging from the ceiling, bundled in Shelob's spinnings. A thick strand of web reaches down from the shadows above you, to almost touch the floor. The only obvious exit is north. Corpse of Beyaz Shelob, spider of darkness {above you} A torch (burned out) A torch (burned out) A goblin backpack A torch (burned out) A torch (burned out) A goblin backpack Some gold coins HP:0 EP:0> You find yourself whisked away to the west... The bottom of some incredibly steep stairs(s and u) HP:0 EP:0>