Be amused!

Posted by
Lomar [legacy]
Uploaded
28 April 2004 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Special log, including Caber, Taudrek, Vallejo, a duck, Lomar and last and especially least and most unliked, Scatha.


<(HP:230 EP:197)> ^ Caber: I have variables for s, t, f, and u
^ Chord: i have variables/triggers to count the number of misses i get
     in a battle
^ Borthand: lol
^ Chord: i was bored that day
^ Caber: Each of them is set to "Quintin" right now
^ Vallejo: Thats tidbit material.
^ Zelindo: haha
^ Lomar: Zing^ Quintin: Not really.
^ Bakal: I don't understand what the hell is so funny about Baka Lava.
Ebrecht whistles innocently.
^ Caber: Not up on our international cuisine, are we Mr. Avathar?
^ Bakal: Apparently not.

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^:has to get surgery tomorrow. Please hope I do not die.
^ Lomar has to get surgery tomorrow. Please hope I do not die.
<(HP:230 EP:191)> ^ Banj: what for,the sugery I mean?
^ Bakal: Going under the knife eh? For what?
^ Zelindo: Surgery for?
^Kidney stone removal
^ Lomar: Kidney stone removal
<(HP:230 EP:187)> ^ Bakal: Yikes.
^ Banj: ouch
^ Quintin: Too big to piss out?
^ Zelindo: MAke your will now
The last few clouds completely vanish from the sky.
^I hope when I die, Draugluin will be cool.
^ Lomar: I hope when I die, Draugluin will be cool.
<(HP:230 EP:185)> ^That, or Osse becomes permanent PoL. That'd be a good will :P
^ Lomar: That, or Osse becomes permanent PoL. That'd be a good will :P
<(HP:230 EP:182)> who ainu
                                                The Two Towers

Scatha the Worm                                                                                                 (Lord)  

Total ainur: 1
Total users: 99
<(HP:230 EP:182)> ^ Quintin: I would rather have a council with power over PoL, than some
     specific person doing it. :P
You hear a footstep nearby.
You hear a footstep nearby.
tell zelindo Or that Scatha Tilion and Draugluin will stop having a fucking threesome and give up their positions :P
You tell Zelindo: Or that Scatha Tilion and Draugluin will stop having a
     fucking threesome and give up their positions :P
<(HP:230 EP:184)> glance
A large clearing with a fire-pit(w, keep and s)
 A small mallard duck
 A glowing campfire (burning)
 Ebrecht potters around the fire pit
<(HP:230 EP:184)> Taudrek enters.
Taudrek leaves south.
Taudrek enters.
Taudrek quickly ducks through the opened door, slamming it behind him.
^Osse was cool at it.
^ Lomar: Osse was cool at it.
<(HP:230 EP:180)> legend osse
It's a great day... for Osse to whup somebody's ass. 
Rank: Council (male)                      
Removed from Arda.                        
Age: 128d 7h 46m 8s                       
Info: Do not take me for a wearer of cheap pants! 
Plan:
Give me whiskey, when I get a little frisky,
because it's a mighty good thing,
when you get a little dry.
Give me tobacco, when I get a little sickly,
and give me heaven, before I die.
<(HP:230 EP:180)> Zelindo tells you: heh, doesn't help that i'm talking to scatha right now
     :P
^ Borthand: better to have a tyranny
tell zelindo He better not be like snooping you :P
You tell Zelindo: He better not be like snooping you :P
<(HP:230 EP:181)> ^ Quintin: Not really.
^ Quintin: I guess Osse did ok.. I don't know of anything big that
     happened while he was doing it though.
^ Borthand: well, if you have a corrupted goverment you have to cut more
     heads than if you have a tyran
^ Vallejo: Quit talking about head, I'm lonely.
Ebrecht whistles innocently.
legend vallejo
Vallejo the dunedain Con Artist (Demonic) 
On for:  3h 2m 38s                        Gender: male
Age: 1d 9h 47m 42s                        
Can be mailed: Vallejo@Esgaroth
<(HP:230 EP:186)> Vallejo enters.
Vallejo leaves south.
^Hey Vallejo, I gave Fimbu head like 5 times.
^ Lomar: Hey Vallejo, I gave Fimbu head like 5 times.
<(HP:230 EP:181)> Vallejo enters.
Vallejo leaves south.
l vallejo
You don't see that here.
<(HP:230 EP:182)> s
Drinking hall(n)
 Vallejo the dunedain Con Artist (Demonic)
 A trash can
 Brell Fotworm, a portly dunlending
<(HP:230 EP:182)> l vallejo
With nothing but a t-shirt on, he never felt so beautiful, baby, as he does now.
He is empty handed.
<(HP:230 EP:182)> From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.
Vallejo leaves north.
n
A large clearing with a fire-pit(w, keep and s)
 A small mallard duck
 A glowing campfire (burning)
 Ebrecht potters around the fire pit
<(HP:230 EP:182)> Ebrecht whistles innocently.
steal beer from duck
You try to steal the item, but you are not successful.
<(HP:230 EP:177)> steal beer from duck
You steal a bottle of Thain beer!
<(HP:230 EP:157)> ^steal beer from duck You steal a bottle of Thain beer!
^ Lomar: steal beer from duck You steal a bottle of Thain beer!
<(HP:230 EP:153)> Quintin tells you: woot
^Caber's duck is beerless :P
^ Lomar: Caber's duck is beerless :P
<(HP:230 EP:148)> w
A hard-packed dirt road(w, n, e and s)
<(HP:230 EP:148)> w
A hard-packed dirt road(w, n and e)
 Dyre, a scruffy baby boy
 A mischievous kitten
<(HP:230 EP:148)> w
A hard-packed dirt road(w, e and s)
<(HP:230 EP:148)> w
A hard-packed dirt road(sw, e and nw)
<(HP:230 EP:148)> nw
A hard-packed dirt road(w, n, e and se)
 A fat old hen
<(HP:230 EP:149)> n
A hard-packed dirt road(e, out and s)
<(HP:230 EP:149)> e
An open-air market(w)
 A trash can
 Cassa the hawker stands before her shop
<(HP:230 EP:149)> Scatha tells you: not much chance of that threesome stopping.
w
A hard-packed dirt road(e, out and s)
<(HP:230 EP:149)> ^ Quintin: kill him, Caber!
tell zelindo Scatha tells you: not much chance of that threesome stopping.
You tell Zelindo: Scatha tells you: not much chance of that threesome
     stopping.
<(HP:230 EP:149)> s
A hard-packed dirt road(w, n, e and se)
 A fat old hen
<(HP:230 EP:149)> se
A hard-packed dirt road(sw, e and nw)
<(HP:230 EP:149)> e
A hard-packed dirt road(w, e and s)
<(HP:230 EP:149)> e
A hard-packed dirt road(w, n and e)
 Dyre, a scruffy baby boy
 A mischievous kitten
<(HP:230 EP:149)> e
A hard-packed dirt road(w, n, e and s)
<(HP:230 EP:149)> e
A large clearing with a fire-pit(w, keep and s)
 A small mallard duck
 A glowing campfire (burning)
 Ebrecht potters around the fire pit
<(HP:230 EP:149)> tell scatha Damn.
You tell Scatha: Damn.
<(HP:230 EP:150)> Zelindo tells you: ugh, guess he was :|  have been afk, sorry
tell zelindo You tell Scatha: Damn.
You tell Zelindo: You tell Scatha: Damn.
<(HP:230 EP:151)> Ebrecht says in Dunael: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you
     are interested.
Ebrecht says in Dunael: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you
     are interested.
Ebrecht says in Dunael: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you
     are interested.
Vallejo enters.
^ Asmodai: Any way to forget secondary skills? I remember there being an
     MC case about it, not sure what the descision was..
Vallejo leaves south.
Ebrecht says in Dunael: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you
     are interested.
The sun sinks towards the western horizon.
^ Ash: Use the skill trader!
Ebrecht says in Dunael: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you
     are interested.
^ Borthand: oh, there's a skills trader?
^ Zelindo: There is
Scatha tells you: Yes, damn.
^ Asmodai: Never heard of him/her.
^ Annael: Yes, yes there is
^ Zelindo: I can show you, I'm not too busy

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  The sun sets in the western sky, yet the crimson color is hardly
noticed on the blood-covered battlefield of the Pelennor.  The
forces of Gondor have won, but are still busy on the fields putting 
out the fires and vanquishing the remaining foes.
^ Quintin: You steal a bottle of Thain beer!
^Not funny
^ Lomar: Not funny
<(HP:230 EP:157)> tell scatha Ya, damn.
You tell Scatha: Ya, damn.
<(HP:230 EP:157)> ^ Quintin: I was not trying to be funny.  So eat me. :)
Vallejo enters.
Vallejo tried to give you something.
Vallejo smirks in amusement.
Vallejo gives Duck a bottle of aged brandy.
Duck looks confused and drops the bottle of brandy.
Duck drops a bottle of aged brandy.
heh
You heh.
<(HP:230 EP:160)> friend vallejo
Vallejo has been added to your friends list.
<(HP:230 EP:160)> Ebrecht whistles innocently.
Vallejo leaves west.
Vallejo enters.
x Vallejo r liek now mi frend
You say in Westron: Vallejo r liek now mi frend
<(HP:230 EP:160)> glance
A large clearing with a fire-pit(w, keep and s)
 Vallejo the dunedain Con Artist (Demonic)
 A bottle of aged brandy
 A small mallard duck
 A glowing campfire (burning)
 Ebrecht potters around the fire pit
<(HP:230 EP:160)> x :P
You say in Westron: :P
<(HP:230 EP:160)> Vallejo gets a bottle of aged brandy.
Vallejo attacks Duck.
Vallejo misses Duck.
Duck misses Vallejo.
Vallejo hits Duck.
Duck misses Vallejo.
Ebrecht whistles innocently.
Vallejo hits Duck.
Duck misses Vallejo.
Vallejo misses Duck.
Duck misses Vallejo.
Vallejo hits Duck.
Duck misses Vallejo.
shout Caber! Vallejo is killing your fuck!
You don't want to shout profanity, do you?
<(HP:230 EP:161)> Vallejo hits Duck hard.
Duck falls to the ground.
Duck is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
shout Caber! Vallejo is killing your duck!
You shout in Westron: Caber! Vallejo is killing your duck!
<(HP:230 EP:152)> Vallejo puts Duck out of his misery.
Duck has died.
Caber enters.
Vallejo drops a bottle of aged brandy into corpse of Duck.
Caber attacks Vallejo.
Vallejo misses Caber.
Caber rips Vallejo limb from limb!
Vallejo misses Caber.
Caber tears Vallejo APART, splattering blood all over!
Vallejo misses Caber.
Caber whacks Vallejo, catching some flesh on one of the spikes.
 Vallejo has hp: 115/160 and end: 160/160
Vallejo misses Caber.
Caber rips Vallejo limb from limb!
Vallejo gets a bottle of aged brandy from corpse of Duck.
Vallejo misses Caber.
Caber whacks Vallejo, catching some flesh on one of the spikes.
Vallejo gets corpse of Duck.
Vallejo misses Caber.
Caber tears Vallejo APART, splattering blood all over!
Ebrecht whistles innocently.
Vallejo quickly ducks through the opened door, slamming it behind him.
Caber quickly ducks through the opened door, slamming it behind him.
Vallejo enters.
Vallejo leaves west.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves south.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves west.
glance
A large clearing with a fire-pit(w, keep and s)
 A glowing campfire (burning)
 Ebrecht potters around the fire pit
<(HP:230 EP:153)> Caber enters.
Caber leaves south.
Caber enters.
Caber quickly ducks through the opened door, slamming it behind him.
tell vallejo :P
You tell Vallejo: :P
<(HP:230 EP:153)> Caber enters.
Caber leaves south.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves west.
Vallejo enters.
Caber enters.
Vallejo misses Caber.
Ebrecht says in Dunael: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you
     are interested.
Vallejo puts a bottle of aged brandy into corpse of Duck.
Vallejo misses Caber.
Caber injures Vallejo severely!
Vallejo throws a corpse of duck at Caber, just barely missing.
Vallejo quickly ducks through the opened door, slamming it behind him.
Caber quickly ducks through the opened door, slamming it behind him.
Vallejo enters.
Vallejo leaves west.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves south.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves west.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves west.
Ebrecht says in Dunael: I know a lot of stories. Ask me about help if you
     are interested.
Vallejo enters.
Vallejo quickly ducks through the opened door, slamming it behind him.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves south.
Caber enters.
Caber quickly ducks through the opened door, slamming it behind him.
Vallejo enters.
Vallejo leaves west.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves south.
Caber enters.
Caber leaves west.
Caber enters.