|HP:220 EP:116> Mithgil tells you: (MithgilComm) Shut the fuck up bitch Caber tells you: (MithgilMom) Why don't you make me Caber tells you: (MithgilMom) a sandwich Caber tells you: (COC) You made a cock joke Caber tells you: (COC) I hit the wrong alias Caber tells you: (COC) "The next time you see 'Devinius', you will do: 'do steal phial from devinius,steal vial from devinius,steal flask from devinius You made a cock joke'." ^ Zoso: Name three of the five cities that are the traditional bases of the Christian church ^ Dulak: jerusalem, rome, instanbul ^ Bakal: Jerusalem, Rome, Instanbul. ^ Zoso: ancient times ^ Bakal: Weird. Caber looks at Board of the Daen Hecil Village [19 notes, 1 new]. ^ Anfidurl, Black sword, Elven short sword, red sword, wooden sword ^ Fimbu: Anfidurl, Black sword, Elven short sword, red sword, wooden sword |HP:217 EP:190> l As you enter this grand hall you are struck by its size, and you are almost surprised that it can fit into such a small keep. Part of the torch-lit and crude stone walls are covered by a tapestry. Scattered around the hall are bed-rolls and blankets, but the room is devoid of any furniture aside from a battered table. A deep shadowy alcove is built into the north wall. The room is a bit messy, and it's obvious that many more people live here now than was originally intended. A winding staircase leads up, to the top of the keep, and down, where you hear noises as if someone is trying out various kinds of weaponry. A message board has been mounted on the eastern wall. The only obvious exits are up, alcove, down and out. A strange grey sword Caber Trickytrousers the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic) A royal guard's shield A sharp carving knife An empty bottle [4] A brand (burned out) A ballot box Board of the Daen Hecil Village [19 notes, 1 new] |HP:217 EP:190> ^ Lorfyre: Hehe, alfabetic. read 19 Note 19 Caber (Thu Apr 29 2004) Addendum Without warning, A_fat_penis stabs you from behind! Without warning, A_fatter_penis stabs you from behind! Without warning, John_Kennedy stabs you from behind! Without warning, Melkor stabs you from behind! $ I have been backstabbed by Melkor near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP! wimpy off Appending to log: attempt.txt tell NONE I just got backstabbed by Melkor. I had 220 HP at the time. Without warning, A_Penguin stabs you from behind! Without warning, Blade's_Grandma stabs you from behind! Without warning, Vallejo's_Butt stabs you from behind! Without warning, Judaism stabs you from behind! $ I have been backstabbed by Judaism near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP! wimpy off Appending to log: attempt.txt tell NONE I just got backstabbed by Judaism. I had 220 HP at the time. Without warning, Fimbu stabs you from behind! $ I have been backstabbed by Fimbu near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP! wimpy off Appending to log: attempt.txt tell NONE I just got backstabbed by Fimbu. I had 220 HP at the time. |HP:217 EP:190> [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: I have been backstabbed by Melkor near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP! |HP:217 EP:187> You don't feel like a wimp anymore. |HP:217 EP:187> That person does not exist. |HP:217 EP:187> [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: I have been backstabbed by Judaism near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP! |HP:217 EP:184> You're no wimp! |HP:217 EP:184> That person does not exist. |HP:217 EP:184> [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: I have been backstabbed by Fimbu near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP! |HP:217 EP:181> You're no wimp! |HP:217 EP:181> That person does not exist. |HP:217 EP:181> ' hahahahaha You say in Westron: hahahahaha |HP:217 EP:181> [ Daen Hecil ] Caber: That's it?! tell espen legend beater You tell Espen: legend beater Espen tells you: I didnt get it.. beater offer? What does it mean Fenrir tells you: can you please tell me how to sail in greyhavens to reach lvl 20? You tell Fenrir: Go to the big sign then go w,w,w,w,w,w,n,n,e,pull lever, kick rock, jump three times, and then go s,s,s,s,s,s,nw,e. Fenrir tells you: do i need to bring 5k? You tell Fenrir: yep Fenrir tells you: i wont get damage or anything right? You tell Fenrir: well... depends have you been a naughty boy or not :p Fenrir tells you: heh ok Fenrir tells you: sorry to disturb you buty i cant find the big sign :( You tell Fenrir: oh... try reading 'help quest_info' Fenrir tells you: sigh You tell Fenrir: sorry for being an ass :p Fenrir tells you: just give me a hint, please You tell Fenrir: lol... it's not hard... compared to the other level quests this is piece of cake... if you can't figure it out, you don't deserve it Fenrir tells you: the dirs you gave me, isit from grweyhavens sp? You tell Fenrir: the BIG sign :p Fenrir tells you: ok thanks ... You tell Fenrir: you doing ok? You tell Fenrir: *is just messing with you* Fenrir tells you: cant find the big sign You tell Fenrir: seriously though... you should try reading help quest_info Fenrir tells you: *smirk* i dont blame you for not telling me :) Fenrir tells you: btw can gimme the dirs again? Fenrir tells you: maybe you didnt give me the right dirs You tell Fenrir: Go to the big sign then go w,w,w,w,w,w,n,n,e,pull lever, kick rock, jump three times, and then go s,s,s,s,s,s,nw,e. Fenrir tells you: are you sure we havve to pull lever and stuff? i think we can just sail right? You tell Fenrir: I'm pretty sure I have the right dirs Fenrir tells you: i can just board the ship... no need to pull lever and stuff You tell Fenrir: oh... maybe you should try that then? Fenrir tells you: thank you i am lvl 20 now :) You tell Fenrir: grats! Fenrir tells you: thanks dude, although it was wrong, at least you bother to give me dirs Caber chats to everybody: 'Oh. Well, looks like R got owned.' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' Caber chats to everybody: 'Just accept defeat, R' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' ^ Nareez: A large hoe (wielded). ^ Eznima: you are wielding Kujo? ^ Ash: Give it all you got. ^ Kujo: hahahaha ^ Kujo: zing, Eznima ^ Otoron: No, he's wielding your little sister, Ez. ^ Kujo: :P ^ Otoron wanders afk. ^ Omg, what a joke! ^ Eznima: rotfl ^fdl ^ Mithgil: fdl HP:160 EP:135 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:160 EP:135> ^ Kujo: rotfl Omg the dwarf Apprentice Archer (Moral) Not present in Arda. Gender: male Age: 20h 41m 2s Info: can spare gold plz??!+1!?!?! ^ Fimbu: Fimbuck you, Zelindo. ^ Gulthalion: haha ^ Zelindo ? ^ Zelindo n't! ^ Gulthalion: You just got Fimbucked ^ Pounder: ramindaarse ^ Rami: hahaha ^ Zelindo: Pounder ramindaarse? ^ Otoron: Is a 'Fimbuck' when a man puts his really small penis in your ass and cums immediately? You tell Otoron: I HOPE YOU GET WARNED FOR THAT ... otoron Apr 18 2004 (by dalamar) : Profanity on the comm: ^ Otoron: Is a 'Fimbuck' when a man puts his really small penis in your ass and cums immediately?' ^ Mystic: When an old man travels far and seeks refuge in an inn, you kick him when his staff is lowered. ^ Mystic: You are not worthy enough for my return into Arda... ^ Otoron: You have... difficultie keeping your staff up, Mystic? ^ Otoron: (Difficulties, of course) Autosave. ^ Rami: difficultie is a girl? ^ Mithgil: Is Mystic saying something, because all I'm seeing is ^ Mystic: fart fart fart bum hahaha fart ^ Zelindo: Probably a guy, Rami. ^ Hallam: obviously Mystic, like, who want's to attack an old man when his staff is raised?! that's just stupid!! ^ Mystic: Exactly Hallam. ^ Otoron: I tend to stay away from crazy old men wielding their raised staves. ^ Yeah. ^ Fimbu: Yeah. |HP:220 EP:215> ^ Otoron: Just me, personal preferences and all that. ^ Zelindo: Yeah, old men and their sticks aren't my bag. ^ They're usual pervs. ^ Fimbu: They're usual pervs. |HP:220 EP:210> Otoron tells you: UsualLY ^ Mithgil: They might 'cast' their 'magic missle' at you. ^ And when I say usual, I mean usually. ^ Fimbu: And when I say usual, I mean usually. |HP:220 EP:206> tell otoron Thanks, I'm on it. You tell Otoron: Thanks, I'm on it. |HP:220 EP:206> ^ Mystic: Dark storms come. ^ Otoron: And when Mithgil says missle, he means missile. ^ Mithgil: That's right. ^ Otoron: Or maybe just 'semen' ^ Claire: can anyone trivia? ^ Nhakl: No. ^ Zelindo: I agree with Nhakl. ^ Zelindo: Everyone I agree with is lying. ^ Nhakl: Mithgil is awesome. ^ Zelindo: I concur with Nhakl. ^ Nhakl: he's so witty. ^ Zelindo: Hahaha. ^ Zelindo: Hey Mithgil, do you hear bells? ^ Zelindo: Because you just got schooled, SON! Mithgil Snippyshorts the dunedain Strongarm (Angelic) Idle for 5m 35s On for: 6m 30s Gender: male Age: 131d 6h 43m 34s (Guildmaster) Can be mailed: Mithgil@Bywater Mithgil has recorded a life story. Info: http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/Team%20Laser%20Explosion.htm HP:230 EP:43 ^ Zelindo: He's idle. :( Mithgil tells you: Roses are red Mithgil tells you: Violets are blue Mithgil tells you: Sugar is sweet Mithgil tells you: I'll skullfuck you, you motherfucking cocksucking bitch 'You miss ;quit; You say in Westron: You miss ;quit; [HP:230 EP:168] Bakal says in Westron: Like I have that gay trigger :P 'i wonder if that will work on me :p You say in Westron: i wonder if that will work on me :p [HP:230 EP:169] 'try it You say in Westron: try it [HP:230 EP:169] Bakal says in Westron: You miss Bakal left the game. @MinasTirith Douglas: zelindo's raunchiness comes from the fact that he dumps ice in his pants to keep the crabs fresh. @MinastTirith Zelindo: hahah, that was a nice one @MinasTirith Zelindo: Aside from the fact that I'm allergic to seafood, ASS @MinasTirith Bakal: wtf... @MinasTirith Douglas: hahahahahahahaha @MinasTirith Bakal: omg @MinasTirith Otoron: omf you are stupid. Vallejo tells you: Everytime I see, You hit girl very hard. I think that someone here must know me offline. Saritalr tells you: ok i draw the line at reffering to me as 'the vagina' ^Otoron: new legendinfo legend otoron Otoron of Emyn Arnen the dunedain Cleveland Steamer On for: 5h 31m 42s Gender: male Age: 56d 32m 38s (Guildmaster) Can be mailed: Otoron@MinasTirith Otoron has recorded a life story. Info: Saritalr tells you: ok i draw the line at reffering to me as 'the vagina' Saritalr told you: *bangs head against the wall* Saritalr told you: can you at least correct my spelling then? ^ Otoron: What I love most about Fimbu is his modesty. ^ Sniff: woo ^ Otoron: That and 'little Fimbu' legend salival Salival Murro the edain Mastermind (Heroic) Salival is writing a note. On for: 2h 10m 27s Gender: male Age: 35d 20h 45m 8s Can be mailed: Salival@Thranduil Salival is a member of the Beornings. Info: Ghulznor says: analna palavnica? HP:230 EP:230 hmm You hmm. Salival drops a piece of note paper. HP:230 EP:230 read note .^. (( )) |#|_______________________________ |#||########$$$###################| |#||########$$$###################| |#||########$$$###################| |#||########$$$###################| |#||$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| |#||$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| |#||########$$$###################| |#||########$$$###################| |#||########$$$###################| |#||########$$$###################| |#|'""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' |#| |#| |#| |#| ALL SWEDES |#| ARE |#| |#| GAY!!!! |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| |#| //|\\ The mighty Melkor intervenes and halts the end of the world. ^ Metrop: Yay ^ Foldan: haha! ^ Oli: whee! ^ Gorestel: Melkor saves us all! ^ Celith: That minute was 1m, 15s! |HP:220 EP:201> ^ Yueh bows to the almighty Melkor: You have saved us lord! Override. ^ Gorestel: Only to plan our imminent ruin at a later date The forces of Mordor have surrounded Minas Tirith, and the city is besieged! Behind pits of fire, great engines are set up for the casting of missiles - fire and ruin fall down upon the first level of Minas Tirith! ^ Metrop: Thank you Melkor. |HP:220 EP:206> System Deletion in 2 minutes. ^ Metrop: crap. ^ Foldan: THAT'S GREAT ^ Celith laughs. ^ Oli: ick ^ Foldan: rofl. ^ Fillsauron ack! ^ Melkor: um. save. You tell Mithgil: Are you gay? Mithgil told you: Halfway. Mithgil told you: Sex with guys turns me on, but kissing them doesn't. [ Daen Hecil ] Naith: Amruin are "heh"ing at me at Edoras Gossiper!! [ Daen Hecil ] Taudrek: Oh no. Not that. Anything but that. [ Daen Hecil ] Naith: I have been HEH'ED! by Elariel at Edoras with HP 230 and EP 219! [ Daen Hecil ] Naith: I have been HEH'ED! by Rolan at Edoras with HP 230 and EP 219! Caber goes away from the keyboard [Killing Fimbu while afk]. Caber hits you hard. You miss Caber.