Give me my money back, give me my money back, you bitch.
|HP:220 EP:116> Mithgil tells you: (MithgilComm) Shut the fuck up bitch
Caber tells you: (MithgilMom) Why don't you make me
Caber tells you: (MithgilMom) a sandwich
Caber tells you: (COC) You made a cock joke
Caber tells you: (COC) I hit the wrong alias
Caber tells you: (COC) "The next time you see 'Devinius', you will do: 'do
steal phial from devinius,steal vial from devinius,steal flask from
devinius You made a cock joke'."
^ Zoso: Name three of the five cities that are the traditional bases of the Christian church
^ Dulak: jerusalem, rome, instanbul
^ Bakal: Jerusalem, Rome, Instanbul.
^ Zoso: ancient times
^ Bakal: Weird.
Caber looks at Board of the Daen Hecil Village [19 notes, 1 new].
^ Anfidurl, Black sword, Elven short sword, red sword, wooden sword
^ Fimbu: Anfidurl, Black sword, Elven short sword, red sword, wooden sword
|HP:217 EP:190> l
As you enter this grand hall you are struck by its size, and
you are almost surprised that it can fit into such a small keep.
Part of the torch-lit and crude stone walls are covered by a
tapestry. Scattered around the hall are bed-rolls and blankets,
but the room is devoid of any furniture aside from a battered
table. A deep shadowy alcove is built into the north wall. The room
is a bit messy, and it's obvious that many more people live here
now than was originally intended. A winding staircase leads up,
to the top of the keep, and down, where you hear noises as if
someone is trying out various kinds of weaponry. A message board
has been mounted on the eastern wall.
The only obvious exits are up, alcove, down and out.
A strange grey sword
Caber Trickytrousers the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic)
A royal guard's shield
A sharp carving knife
An empty bottle [4]
A brand (burned out)
A ballot box
Board of the Daen Hecil Village [19 notes, 1 new]
|HP:217 EP:190> ^ Lorfyre: Hehe, alfabetic.
read 19
Note 19 Caber (Thu Apr 29 2004) Addendum
Without warning, A_fat_penis stabs you from behind!
Without warning, A_fatter_penis stabs you from behind!
Without warning, John_Kennedy stabs you from behind!
Without warning, Melkor stabs you from behind!
$ I have been backstabbed by Melkor near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP!
wimpy off
Appending to log: attempt.txt
tell NONE I just got backstabbed by Melkor. I had 220 HP at the time.
Without warning, A_Penguin stabs you from behind!
Without warning, Blade's_Grandma stabs you from behind!
Without warning, Vallejo's_Butt stabs you from behind!
Without warning, Judaism stabs you from behind!
$ I have been backstabbed by Judaism near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP!
wimpy off
Appending to log: attempt.txt
tell NONE I just got backstabbed by Judaism. I had 220 HP at the time.
Without warning, Fimbu stabs you from behind!
$ I have been backstabbed by Fimbu near Guildhall with 220 HP and 71 EP!
wimpy off
Appending to log: attempt.txt
tell NONE I just got backstabbed by Fimbu. I had 220 HP at the time.
|HP:217 EP:190> [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: I have been backstabbed by Melkor near Guildhall
with 220 HP and 71 EP!
|HP:217 EP:187> You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
|HP:217 EP:187> That person does not exist.
|HP:217 EP:187> [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: I have been backstabbed by Judaism near Guildhall
with 220 HP and 71 EP!
|HP:217 EP:184> You're no wimp!
|HP:217 EP:184> That person does not exist.
|HP:217 EP:184> [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: I have been backstabbed by Fimbu near Guildhall with
220 HP and 71 EP!
|HP:217 EP:181> You're no wimp!
|HP:217 EP:181> That person does not exist.
|HP:217 EP:181> ' hahahahaha
You say in Westron: hahahahaha
|HP:217 EP:181> [ Daen Hecil ] Caber: That's it?!
tell espen legend beater
You tell Espen: legend beater
Espen tells you: I didnt get it.. beater offer? What does it mean
Fenrir tells you: can you please tell me how to sail in greyhavens to
reach lvl 20?
You tell Fenrir: Go to the big sign then go w,w,w,w,w,w,n,n,e,pull lever,
kick rock, jump three times, and then go s,s,s,s,s,s,nw,e.
Fenrir tells you: do i need to bring 5k?
You tell Fenrir: yep
Fenrir tells you: i wont get damage or anything right?
You tell Fenrir: well... depends have you been a naughty boy or not :p
Fenrir tells you: heh ok
Fenrir tells you: sorry to disturb you buty i cant find the big sign :(
You tell Fenrir: oh... try reading 'help quest_info'
Fenrir tells you: sigh
You tell Fenrir: sorry for being an ass :p
Fenrir tells you: just give me a hint, please
You tell Fenrir: lol... it's not hard... compared to the other level
quests this is piece of cake... if you can't figure it out, you don't
deserve it
Fenrir tells you: the dirs you gave me, isit from grweyhavens sp?
You tell Fenrir: the BIG sign :p
Fenrir tells you: ok thanks
...
You tell Fenrir: you doing ok?
You tell Fenrir: *is just messing with you*
Fenrir tells you: cant find the big sign
You tell Fenrir: seriously though... you should try reading help
quest_info
Fenrir tells you: *smirk* i dont blame you for not telling me :)
Fenrir tells you: btw can gimme the dirs again?
Fenrir tells you: maybe you didnt give me the right dirs
You tell Fenrir: Go to the big sign then go w,w,w,w,w,w,n,n,e,pull lever,
kick rock, jump three times, and then go s,s,s,s,s,s,nw,e.
Fenrir tells you: are you sure we havve to pull lever and stuff? i think
we can just sail right?
You tell Fenrir: I'm pretty sure I have the right dirs
Fenrir tells you: i can just board the ship... no need to pull lever and
stuff
You tell Fenrir: oh... maybe you should try that then?
Fenrir tells you: thank you i am lvl 20 now :)
You tell Fenrir: grats!
Fenrir tells you: thanks dude, although it was wrong, at least you
bother to give me dirs
Caber chats to everybody: 'Oh. Well, looks like R got owned.'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
Caber chats to everybody: 'Just accept defeat, R'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
R chats to everybody, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'
^ Nareez: A large hoe (wielded).
^ Eznima: you are wielding Kujo?
^ Ash: Give it all you got.
^ Kujo: hahahaha
^ Kujo: zing, Eznima
^ Otoron: No, he's wielding your little sister, Ez.
^ Kujo: :P
^ Otoron wanders afk.
^ Omg, what a joke!
^ Eznima: rotfl
^fdl
^ Mithgil: fdl
HP:160 EP:135 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:160 EP:135>
^ Kujo: rotfl
Omg the dwarf Apprentice Archer (Moral)
Not present in Arda. Gender: male
Age: 20h 41m 2s
Info: can spare gold plz??!+1!?!?!
^ Fimbu: Fimbuck you, Zelindo.
^ Gulthalion: haha
^ Zelindo ?
^ Zelindo n't!
^ Gulthalion: You just got Fimbucked
^ Pounder: ramindaarse
^ Rami: hahaha
^ Zelindo: Pounder ramindaarse?
^ Otoron: Is a 'Fimbuck' when a man puts his really small penis in your ass and cums immediately?
You tell Otoron: I HOPE YOU GET WARNED FOR THAT
...
otoron Apr 18 2004 (by dalamar) : Profanity on the comm: ^ Otoron: Is a 'Fimbuck' when a man puts his really small penis in your ass and cums immediately?'
^ Mystic: When an old man travels far and seeks refuge in an inn, you
kick him when his staff is lowered.
^ Mystic: You are not worthy enough for my return into Arda...
^ Otoron: You have... difficultie keeping your staff up, Mystic?
^ Otoron: (Difficulties, of course)
Autosave.
^ Rami: difficultie is a girl?
^ Mithgil: Is Mystic saying something, because all I'm seeing is ^
Mystic: fart fart fart bum hahaha fart
^ Zelindo: Probably a guy, Rami.
^ Hallam: obviously Mystic, like, who want's to attack an old man when
his staff is raised?! that's just stupid!!
^ Mystic: Exactly Hallam.
^ Otoron: I tend to stay away from crazy old men wielding their raised
staves.
^ Yeah.
^ Fimbu: Yeah.
|HP:220 EP:215> ^ Otoron: Just me, personal preferences and all that.
^ Zelindo: Yeah, old men and their sticks aren't my bag.
^ They're usual pervs.
^ Fimbu: They're usual pervs.
|HP:220 EP:210> Otoron tells you: UsualLY
^ Mithgil: They might 'cast' their 'magic missle' at you.
^ And when I say usual, I mean usually.
^ Fimbu: And when I say usual, I mean usually.
|HP:220 EP:206> tell otoron Thanks, I'm on it.
You tell Otoron: Thanks, I'm on it.
|HP:220 EP:206> ^ Mystic: Dark storms come.
^ Otoron: And when Mithgil says missle, he means missile.
^ Mithgil: That's right.
^ Otoron: Or maybe just 'semen'
^ Claire: can anyone trivia?
^ Nhakl: No.
^ Zelindo: I agree with Nhakl.
^ Zelindo: Everyone I agree with is lying.
^ Nhakl: Mithgil is awesome.
^ Zelindo: I concur with Nhakl.
^ Nhakl: he's so witty.
^ Zelindo: Hahaha.
^ Zelindo: Hey Mithgil, do you hear bells?
^ Zelindo: Because you just got schooled, SON!
Mithgil Snippyshorts the dunedain Strongarm (Angelic)
Idle for 5m 35s
On for: 6m 30s Gender: male
Age: 131d 6h 43m 34s (Guildmaster)
Can be mailed: Mithgil@Bywater Mithgil has recorded a life story.
Info: http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/Team%20Laser%20Explosion.htm
HP:230 EP:43
^ Zelindo: He's idle. :(
Mithgil tells you: Roses are red
Mithgil tells you: Violets are blue
Mithgil tells you: Sugar is sweet
Mithgil tells you: I'll skullfuck you, you motherfucking cocksucking bitch
'You miss ;quit;
You say in Westron: You miss ;quit;
[HP:230 EP:168] Bakal says in Westron: Like I have that gay trigger :P
'i wonder if that will work on me :p
You say in Westron: i wonder if that will work on me :p
[HP:230 EP:169] 'try it
You say in Westron: try it
[HP:230 EP:169] Bakal says in Westron: You miss
Bakal left the game.
@MinasTirith Douglas: zelindo's raunchiness comes from the fact that he dumps ice in his pants to keep the crabs fresh.
@MinastTirith Zelindo: hahah, that was a nice one
@MinasTirith Zelindo: Aside from the fact that I'm allergic to seafood, ASS
@MinasTirith Bakal: wtf...
@MinasTirith Douglas: hahahahahahahaha
@MinasTirith Bakal: omg
@MinasTirith Otoron: omf you are stupid.
Vallejo tells you: Everytime I see, You hit girl very hard. I think that
someone here must know me offline.
Saritalr tells you: ok i draw the line at reffering to me as 'the vagina'
^Otoron: new legendinfo
legend otoron
Otoron of Emyn Arnen the dunedain Cleveland Steamer
On for: 5h 31m 42s Gender: male
Age: 56d 32m 38s (Guildmaster)
Can be mailed: Otoron@MinasTirith Otoron has recorded a life story.
Info: Saritalr tells you: ok i draw the line at reffering to me as 'the vagina'
Saritalr told you: *bangs head against the wall*
Saritalr told you: can you at least correct my spelling then?
^ Otoron: What I love most about Fimbu is his modesty.
^ Sniff: woo
^ Otoron: That and 'little Fimbu'
legend salival
Salival Murro the edain Mastermind (Heroic)
Salival is writing a note.
On for: 2h 10m 27s Gender: male
Age: 35d 20h 45m 8s
Can be mailed: Salival@Thranduil
Salival is a member of the Beornings.
Info: Ghulznor says: analna palavnica?
HP:230 EP:230 hmm
You hmm.
Salival drops a piece of note paper.
HP:230 EP:230 read note
.^.
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The mighty Melkor intervenes and halts the end of the world.
^ Metrop: Yay
^ Foldan: haha!
^ Oli: whee!
^ Gorestel: Melkor saves us all!
^ Celith: That minute was 1m, 15s!
|HP:220 EP:201> ^ Yueh bows to the almighty Melkor: You have saved us lord!
Override.
^ Gorestel: Only to plan our imminent ruin at a later date
The forces of Mordor have surrounded Minas Tirith, and the city
is besieged! Behind pits of fire, great engines are set up for
the casting of missiles - fire and ruin fall down upon the first
level of Minas Tirith!
^ Metrop: Thank you Melkor.
|HP:220 EP:206> System Deletion in 2 minutes.
^ Metrop: crap.
^ Foldan: THAT'S GREAT
^ Celith laughs.
^ Oli: ick
^ Foldan: rofl.
^ Fillsauron ack!
^ Melkor: um. save.
You tell Mithgil: Are you gay?
Mithgil told you: Halfway.
Mithgil told you: Sex with guys turns me on, but kissing them doesn't.
[ Daen Hecil ] Naith: Amruin are "heh"ing at me at Edoras Gossiper!!
[ Daen Hecil ] Taudrek: Oh no. Not that. Anything but that.
[ Daen Hecil ] Naith: I have been HEH'ED! by Elariel at Edoras with HP
230 and EP 219!
[ Daen Hecil ] Naith: I have been HEH'ED! by Rolan at Edoras with HP
230 and EP 219!
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Killing Fimbu while afk].
Caber hits you hard.
You miss Caber.