These are just a few small tidbits that I found amusing anyways... some are fairly old. Nothing new posted, so take a read anyways :P
comm on
You turn on your comm line.
^ Rathmar: So, I'm wondering.
Yukon leaves north.
Rathmar the Rat the dwarf Mastermind (Villainous)
On for: 14m 37s Gender: male
Age: 152d 5h 52m 56s
Can be mailed: Rathmar@Bree
Info: rathmar@hotmail.com
^ Rathmar: Should I talk to the doctor about my anal bleeding issue?
Eoman enters, riding Bill the pony.
The smell wafting from Eoman makes you feel sick.
^ Barren: you wanna keep bleeding anally?
^ Barren: if not, talk to him!
^ Adonai: Nah, it will go away
^ Mithgil: You've got colon cancer man.
comm off
Amzel enters.
You turn off your comm line.
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You tell Norbir: heh, bone sword?
Morris leaves south.
Norbir tells you: I love boner
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Norric says in Westron: im canadian
Flapp winds up and slaps Norric right across the jaw! WHACK!!
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look klasbertil
hello this the dwarff named klasbretil
he is very stron and big
he look nasty
he wield big axe so look out else you maby die
quit
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q
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help
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ll klasbertil
Klasbertil blod-hamer the dwarf Hangman (Moral)
On for: 6m 19s Gender: male
Age: 20h 22m 6s
Info: prince klasbertil the owner and best player ever
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You say in Westron: we dont dress up for nothing
{->HP:210 EP:205<-} Annadur nods.
Kalor says in Westron: So, what gift?
Kalor says in Westron: male/female?
Annadur says in Westron: i want the goatcheese sunday too
say take my nuts, you can have them
You say in Westron: take my nuts, you can have them
{->HP:210 EP:206<-} Kalor hehs.
say umm
Kalor says, "Ok!".
You say in Westron: umm
{->HP:210 EP:207<-} Kalor gets a paper bag with assorted nuts and raisins.
Annadur snickers insanely.
say the peanuts
You say in Westron: the peanuts
{->HP:210 EP:207<-} Kalor looks at a paper bag with assorted nuts and raisins.
Annadur pets you lovingly on the head.
Kalor thanks you.
Annadur says in Westron: you have yummy nuts
fdl
You fall down laughing.
{->HP:210 EP:208<-} Kalor snickers insanely.
Annadur has hung out with Widower too much
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Duran tells you: woman who read the news and speaks with a lisp so she
shouldn't have the fucking job in the first place but has it because
she bonks the producer!
You tell Duran: is that the channel 10 one?
Duran tells you: I am fucking amazed
You tell Duran: "fine and 22"
Duran tells you: she has a speech impediment and is on tv with the news
Duran tells you: you'd think they can find someone more qualified
You tell Duran: yeh that woman shits me off something cronic
Duran tells you: I called the station up and told them to get that
retard off the air
Duran tells you: they can choose 8 out of 10 people walking down the
street who'd do a better job
You tell Duran: and they told you off?
Duran tells you: nah I hung up the phone before they could retort
You tell Duran: your hardcore!
Duran tells you: yeah then I ran away
Duran tells you: I would have giggled but some girls were around and I
didn't want to seem like sissy
Duran tells you: so I puffed out my chest and said in a deep voice
"word up bitches!"
Duran tells you: needless to say they all slapped me in the face
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