There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there's YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...
You twiddle your thumbs.
You say in Westron: So...you like..quests?
You flirt obviously with Lithil!
Lithil goes "WHEE!!".
Lithil says in Westron: i like long, hard quests
You hrm.
Lithil says in Westron: greater feeling
Lithil says in Westron: of accomplishment
You say in Westron: Do you like to really get involved in them?
Lithil says in Westron: it depends on the quest?
You say in Westron: Do you sometimes take a horse on the quest with you?
Lithil says in Westron: nah
Lithil says in Westron: i never even train riding
You say in Westron: So, questing just comes naturally to you then?
Lithil says in Westron: you could say that
You say in Westron: What are some of the best quests you've ever done?
Lithil says in Westron: i sort of have a natural affinity with ticks
You say in Westron: Well, I suppose ticks are one of the many things you will come across doing quests
You say in Westron: So, you sort of feel...that you can make quests reset faster?
You say in Westron: and do them more often?
Lithil says in Westron: no, i just know when they are going to reset, so i make sure i come just before they do
You say in Westron: I, personally, like to get right up inside a quest,make sure I know everything about it, and milk it for all its worth
You say in Westron: Accept, sometimes I have to logout before a quest resets...and this leaves me with a sense of failure and inadequacy
Lithil says in Westron: i like to inflict pain upon quests, and demean them
Lithil says in Westron: but i know they like it
You say in Westron: Though, Im told everyone expiriances this
Lithil says in Westron: I also stalk them
You say in Westron: I like to attack quests from behind, the sudden attack is always most powerful and satisfying
Lithil says in Westron: i, too, like to attack them from behind, but i can't do it naturally like you can
You say in Westron: You need a potion I guess
You say in Westron: Ive found with some quests, just to keep up ill need to take a vial of vigour
Lithil says in Westron: or a long, cylindrical case on a strap
You nod at Lithil.
You say in Westron: It might surprise you to learn that I too enjoy those
Lithil says in Westron: intruiging indeed!
You say in Westron: So....want to go questing?
Lithil says in Westron: Sure, what do you want to do?
You say in Westron: Ill go down into moria and get something for you first
You hrm.
Lithil says in Westron: it'd be great if you could go down for me
You give Lithil a thumbs-up.
You say in Westron: Ok, hold my staff while I do?
Lithil says in Westron: sure
You give Lithil a crystal rod.
Lithil becomes the new leader of your party.
The Rutting Walrus Inn(u and e)
d
A bored bartender polishes a glass with a rag
A trash can
A drunk man stands near the bar
You visit Lithil.
A filthy bedroom(d)
Lithil the sindar Guide (Angelic)
A trash can
You say, "Ok!".
Party say from Lithil: that was awfully quick
You blush.
^ Oshwekan clears her throat
^ Otoron fills it up again.
^ Rami: someone needs to warn Otoron for that.
|HP:220 EP:197> ^ Rajje: Celith/1 Nroeb/1 Corpus/3 Matike/3 Rami/2 Fimbu/1
Delvar/7 Taudrek/3 Shado/1*
sw
Guard of Linhir watches you suspiciously.
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(sw, ne and d)
A guard of Linhir patrols atop the wall
|HP:220 EP:198> 4
Guard of Linhir is in perfect shape.
|HP:220 EP:198> You are too busy to make an attack!
Guard of Linhir misses you.
^ Nareez: CHEATER
You bash Guard of Linhir on the head with the flat of the blade.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
^ Ash: money first
You cut Guard of Linhir, finessing the blade past parries.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You slice Guard of Linhir cleanly, as if with regret.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Guard of Linhir says in Westron: I'll slaughter you like the dog you are!
^ Rajje: Fast one.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
^ Monet.
^ Fimbu: Monet.
|HP:220 EP:193> You cut Guard of Linhir, finessing the blade past parries.
Guard of Linhir inflicts massive damage to you.
You laugh at the guard when he tries to push you down the stairs.
You cut Guard of Linhir, finessing the blade past parries.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You laugh at the guard when he tries to push you down the stairs.
You slice Guard of Linhir cleanly, as if with regret.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You bash Guard of Linhir on the head with the flat of the blade.
Guard of Linhir hits you very hard.
Calenril tells you: hahaha
|HP:49 EP:83> ne
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(sw, ne and d)
A guard of Linhir patrols atop the wall
|HP:49 EP:83> backstab guard
You decide to put Guard of Linhir out of his misery.
|HP:49 EP:83> You take Guard of Linhir's life quickly in a show of mercy.
You killed Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir has died.
g
|HP:220 EP:66> ds
What?
|HP:220 EP:66> dup
What?
|HP:220 EP:66> Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber punches you square in the face, making you bleed.
Caber says in Westron: There.
Caber prances around the room in his fancy underpants.
Caber sings: I prance.
Caber sings: I prance.
Caber sings: In my fancy underpants.
Caber prances around the room in his fancy underpants.
;
What?
|HP:220 EP:80> ' Dmn
You say in Westron: Dmn
|HP:220 EP:81> ' dmn mthrfckr
You say in Westron: dmn mthrfckr
|HP:220 EP:81> ' y r y prncng rnd n yr ndrpnts?
You say in Westron: y r y prncng rnd n yr ndrpnts?
|HP:220 EP:83> ' dmn
You say in Westron: dmn
|HP:220 EP:83> ' vwl fnctn fr zmd nt wrkng
You say in Westron: vwl fnctn fr zmd nt wrkng
|HP:220 EP:84> Caber says in Westron: Sex appeal.
Caber gets the idea in his thick skull and gives an 'AH' of comprehension.
Caber says in Westron: o o i a ue ai u ooa
Caber says in Westron: (omg, now i can't use anything but consonants!)
Caber says in Westron: no
Caber says in Westron: i meant vowels
Caber says in Westron: fuck
' vwls
You say in Westron: vwls
|HP:220 EP:87> ' YOU FUCKER
You say in Westron: YOU FUCKER
|HP:220 EP:87> ' YOU SCREWED IT UP
You say in Westron: YOU SCREWED IT UP
|HP:220 EP:87> Caber says in Westron: HAHA, YOURS ISN'T BROKEN
Caber says in Westron: Oh man, I set the bait.
' DUDE NO, CAPITAL VOWELS WORK OBVIOUSLY
You say in Westron: DUDE NO, CAPITAL VOWELS WORK OBVIOUSLY
|HP:220 EP:88> Caber says in Westron: And you were like "Doot de doot de do, what's
this?"
Caber says in Westron: And then you reached over and picked it up
' No
You say in Westron: No
|HP:220 EP:89> Caber says in Westron: But suddenly "SNAP!"
Caber says in Westron: Your arm is IMPALED WITH THE DIVINE SPIKES OF MY
BRILLIANT SNARE
^ Matike: $HOY$Unscrable: t s u f
^ Aron: stfu
^ Manni: hahhaah
^ Matike: $HiY$Unscrable: t s u f
^ Hahahaha.
^ Fimbu: Hahahaha.
|HP:220 EP:139> ^ Saelon: hahah
Drakon tells you: so why did you guys kill me, im friends with sarvis
You tell Drakon: What? Who?
Drakon tells you: DH, killed me like maybe 10 min ago
You tell Drakon: Killed?
You tell Drakon: You?
You tell Drakon: 10 minutes?
Drakon tells you: Azhrarn and Karadas
You tell Drakon: No!
|HP:220 EP:130> Drakon tells you: yeah
You tell Drakon: No!
|HP:220 EP:130> Drakon tells you: why you saying no?
|HP:220 EP:130> Drakon tells you: they did
You tell Drakon: yeah.
You tell Drakon: They did?!?!
|HP:220 EP:131> Drakon tells you: yeah
You tell Drakon: no!
^ Aron: Someone tell Fimbu to unignore me
^ Zelindo: Fimbu, unignore Aron?
^ Hobson: someone tell fimbu to give up on the whole music thing
^ Aron: Shut up, hobson!
^ Hobson: GDI I HATE YOU ALL :((
^ Vallejo: Any newbies up for mud sex? I have gold and an attitude.
^ Oshwekan: Otoron is a bit of a mysogynist
^ Otoron: Misogynist, you dumb bitch.
^ Otoron: Spell it right.
^ Zelindo: I have a question
^ Zelindo: What would the FBI do if they were tracking some guy who was downloading a lot of kiddie porn
^ Zelindo: And they set up a sting on the guy, and everything
^ Scat: legend r. kelly
You say in Westron: die!
Annael panics and runs around like a chicken with its head cut off!
:backstabs you
You emote: Delvar backstabs you.
Annael says in Westron: Watch my leet breaking skills!
Annael fades into the shadows.
Annael tells you: pwned
The drunk proclaims: I shurre scared HIM away! *burp*
^ Vallejo: What the hell did you people do without me? :P
^ Otoron: Made fun of Mithgil.
^ Mithgil: We did a lot of this
^ Iarla: I'm glad Otoron is on
^ Iarla: He's got to be counteracting the estrogen fest on the GM comm
a bit.
^ Otoron flexes.
^ Paraiko: :(
^ Iarla: No way
^ Otoron has Drcayngel subbed to 'Hairy Vagina', Annadur to 'Salty Vagina', Monet to 'Evil
Vagina', Ninyari to 'Elven Vagina', and Mithgil to 'Whiny vagina'
^ Sarys: Ahahahaha.
^ Nareez: FDL
^ Gridi: 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 warnings in that comm
^ Otoron: Cause, like, Drcayngel is a Beorning. They're hairy.
^ Iarla: hahahahaha
^ Otoron: And Annadur is a pirate.
^ Otoron: Salty.
^ Tharion: Kaboom, no more Otoron
^ Otoron: ....the other ones presented problems. Not Mithgil, though.
^ Iarla: Well done comrade Otoronov!
|HP:3 EP:17> Vallejo charges at you with his sword, plunging the point into you!
' MOtherfuck
You say in Westron: MOtherfuck
|HP:-24 EP:17> You fall to the ground.
Vallejo shows mercy to you and only knocks you unconscious.
You remove Kirhelek, the blade of Maegon.
You drop Kirhelek, the blade of Maegon!
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Congratulations to Fimbu for graduating from Hebrew School today. WE WISH OUR LITTLE FIMBUZLER THE BEST!].
[ RoI ] Rami: man i had indian food last night
[ RoI ] Otoron: mmmmmm
[ RoI ] Rami: the best part was the aftermath
[ RoI ] Rami: in the bathroom
^ Sarys: t("t) Kirby says: S.T.F.U. t("t)
^ Paraiko: What precisely makes a vagina evil?
^ Mithgil: Teeth.
^ Otoron: Summerwind sounds like the name for a brand of douche.
^ Azarael: summer's eve is what you're thinking of, I believe
^ Otoron: Like I said. 'sounds like'
^ Summerwind: Otoron sounds like a deodorant
^ Otoron: Let's just say I'd rather be placed under Mithgil's arm than between your legs.
^ Azarael: ouch
Note 29 Fimbu (Mon May 17 2004) Directions
Hello I am here to tell you how to get to many places in the guildhall.
The armoury board is ONLY ONE down from here!
It is conveniently located.
Also, if you can go out then you can go west some and then south to the
mailroom!!!
ALcove leads to the bank.
WHAT IF I WANT THE PIT
you say
I say: Look for the southwest!!!
:)
|HP:208 EP:92>
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Note 30 Caber (Mon May 17 2004) More directions
Also, you may be particularly interested in Fimbu's
old stomping grounds, the Shelter for Mentally Challenged
Mudders. It's currently housed within the Ranhoth
guildhall, which is located somewhere northish of Bywater.
-Caber