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Final portion(u, n, d and s) HP:230 EP:212> Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:212> Hall of Tales(n, e and s) HP:230 EP:212> Ribbon path(n and s) HP:230 EP:212> Guild path(n and s) HP:230 EP:212> Corridor of Willows(w, n and out) HP:230 EP:212> Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:212> out s e Valacirca Foyer(w, in and s)  A tall thin cane tree HP:230 EP:212> The Foothills of the Misty Mountains(e)  Treyz's white stallion  A short, gnarled stump HP:230 EP:212> n Opening into a valley(w, n and s) HP:230 EP:212> n A path through the woods(n and s) HP:230 EP:212> n A path through the woods(n, nw and s) HP:230 EP:212> n An open glade in a foresty dell(w, tent and s) HP:230 EP:212> w You can't go that way! HP:230 EP:212> A path through the woods(n, e and se) HP:230 EP:212> n nw Southern bank of the Mirrormere(nw and s) HP:230 EP:212> ne An aged pathway(ne, n, nw and se) HP:230 EP:212> ne A small path leading into a vale(sw and ne) HP:230 EP:212> Entrance to a vale(sw, n and e)  Cloven shield of iron  Cloven shield of iron  Cloven shield of iron HP:230 EP:212> n e Northern part of a vale(e and s)  A brand (burned out) HP:230 EP:212> Eastern part of a vale(w)  A young dwarf is hiding here HP:230 EP:212> w Northern part of a vale(e and s)  A brand (burned out) HP:230 EP:212> s Entrance to a vale(sw, n and e)  Cloven shield of iron  Cloven shield of iron  Cloven shield of iron HP:230 EP:212> do 2sw,se,s,se,4s,4e,4s,11e Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:213> A small path leading into a vale(sw and ne) HP:230 EP:213> An aged pathway(ne, n, nw and se) HP:230 EP:213> Southern bank of the Mirrormere(nw and s) HP:230 EP:213> A path through the woods(n, e and se) HP:230 EP:213> A path through the woods(n, nw and s) HP:230 EP:213> A path through the woods(n and s) HP:230 EP:213> Opening into a valley(w, n and s) HP:230 EP:213> A path(n and s) HP:230 EP:213> The beginnings of a path(ne, n and e) HP:230 EP:213> Rocky Ground(w, n and e) HP:230 EP:213> Rocky Ground(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> Rocky Ground(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> Rocky Ground(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  An elven scout is here  An elven scout is here  An elven scout is here  A medium-sized elf HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  A large owl is perched in a nearby tree. HP:230 EP:213> Near a guard flet(n, e and s)  An elven scout is here  An ancient and sad elf HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(n and e) HP:230 EP:213> Near a guard flet(w, n, e and s)  A medium-sized elf HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  An elven scout is here  A whistling elf HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  An elven scout is here  An elven scout is here  An elven scout is here HP:230 EP:213> Forest path(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  A bundle of arrows  An empty bottle  An empty bottle  A whistling elf HP:230 EP:213> Cerin Amroth(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  An arrow  A large owl is perched in a nearby tree. HP:230 EP:213> Forest clearing(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  A large owl is perched in a nearby tree. HP:230 EP:213> Lothlorien(w, n and e)  An arrow HP:230 EP:213> The Lothlorien Bridge(w and e)  A spent crystal  A brand (burned out)  A signpost  A hitching post HP:230 EP:213> Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:213> yawn You yawn. HP:230 EP:213> 9e Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:213> 7s 7s The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> enter Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:213> Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:213> Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> e n The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:213> A small logging camp(w, n, e and enter) HP:230 EP:213> Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:213> A Dirty Courtyard(sw, n, out and e)  A lazy worker  A lazy worker  A brand (burned out) HP:230 EP:213> The Orcish Infirmary(w, n and s)  A strong worker  An incompetent doctor  A wounded orc HP:230 EP:213> The Camp's Kitchen(s)  An orcish cook HP:230 EP:213> ^ Hirgon: alkath! feint cook ^ Kharash: what's your favorite weapon emotes? You feint with the Globe of Protection, showing the dazzling skill of a Master, completely bewildering Cook! You incinerate Cook with the globe. HP:230 EP:178> You incinerate Cook with the globe. Cook hits you hard. You singe Cook. Cook misses you. You incinerate Cook with the globe. Cook misses you. feint cook Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:222 EP:179> You consume Cook in burning light. Cook misses you. feint cook Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:222 EP:179> feint cook You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook misses you. Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:222 EP:179> feint cook Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:222 EP:179> feint cook Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:222 EP:179> ^ Kharash: I love the HIB hits of ithy, and about every emote of icey You incinerate Cook with the globe. Cook misses you. feint cook You fluidly feint to Cook's right, catching Cook completely off guard with a vicious attack! You burn Cook. HP:222 EP:144> You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook misses you. You consume Cook in burning light. Cook hits you very hard. You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook critically hits you with decimating force. You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook scratches you. ^ Kharash: oh, and storm longbow feint cook Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:183 EP:144> You cremate Cook in an incredible burst of energy. Cook misses you. feint cook Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:184 EP:145> You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook misses you. feint cook You feint with the Globe of Protection, showing the dazzling skill of a Master, completely bewildering Cook! You incinerate Cook with the globe. HP:184 EP:110> You incinerate Cook with the globe. Cook misses you. ^ Aron: Mmmm, laugh as the sword ruptures vital organs... HP:184 EP:110> shape ¡Cook! doesn't look so great! HP:184 EP:110> ^ Kharash: and the whip double hits You burn Cook. Cook hits you hard. You consume Cook in burning light. Cook misses you. ^ Aron: My favourite ^ Aldarin: crimson longsword always reminds me of the staircase fight in  the matrix You incinerate Cook with the globe. Cook misses you. You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook misses you. ^ Ghulznor: Great iron axe :P You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook misses you. You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook hits you. You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook hits you hard. HP:163 EP:111> feint You feint with the Globe of Protection, showing the dazzling skill of a Master, completely bewildering Cook! You incinerate Cook with the globe. HP:163 EP:76> You incinerate Cook with the globe. Cook misses you. shape ^ Aron: Rather, You laugh at Someone blah blah blah ¡Cook! is near death! HP:163 EP:76> You burn Cook. Cook misses you. You consume Cook in burning light. Cook hits you. You miss Cook..........................(MISS) Cook misses you. feint Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:159 EP:76> You burn Cook. Cook misses you. ^ Aron: Crimson longsword, I think, sucks. feint Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon. HP:159 EP:76> You consume Cook in burning light. Cook misses you. feint You fluidly feint to Cook's right, catching Cook completely off guard with a vicious attack! You incinerate Cook with the globe. HP:159 EP:41> ^ Aron: The emotes as well. You burn Cook. The globe begins to hum loudly as it hovers higher above your hand. Light begins to pulsate from inside it, as an ear-piercing note strikes out, causing blood to flow from the ears and eyes of your opponent as death seizes yet another victim. You killed Cook. Cook has died. 2 i a meat cleaver : Ok. some gold coins : Ok. HP:160 EP:42> s Gold: 227 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A meat cleaver (in hands). The Globe of Protection (wielded). An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge. An engraved silver ring, inlaid with a gem. A spellbook. A simple pipe (empty). A book of poetry. A commemorative token from the Event2002. A small green medallion. The Tale of Beren and Luthien. The Valacirca Guild Pendant. A silver harp. An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with a diamond. An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. HP:160 EP:42> You put 81 gold in your pockets. w The Orcish Infirmary(w, n and s)  A strong worker  An incompetent doctor  A wounded orc HP:160 EP:42> A Dirty Courtyard(sw, n, out and e)  A lazy worker  A lazy worker  A brand (burned out) HP:160 EP:42> out A small logging camp(w, n, e and enter) HP:160 EP:42> 7n 7n Do: starting commands. HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s)  Bheem Nrquinga the silvan Deadly Shot (Hand of Eru)  Borgaz Nrquinga the silvan Master Archer (Angelic) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Do: Commands completed. HP:160 EP:42> Do: starting commands. HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> 9w The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Do: Commands completed. HP:160 EP:42> Do: starting commands. HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> The Lothlorien Bridge(w and e)  Mahoke the dunlending Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)  A spent crystal  A brand (burned out)  A signpost  A hitching post HP:160 EP:42> Do: Commands completed. HP:160 EP:42> gh 3n Do: starting commands. HP:160 EP:42> e Lothlorien(w, n and e)  An arrow HP:160 EP:42> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  A large owl is perched in a nearby tree. HP:160 EP:42> Forest clearing(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  An arrow  A large owl is perched in a nearby tree. HP:160 EP:42> Cerin Amroth(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  A bundle of arrows  An empty bottle  An empty bottle  A whistling elf HP:160 EP:42> Forest path(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  An elven scout is here  An elven scout is here  An elven scout is here HP:160 EP:42> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  An elven scout is here  A whistling elf HP:160 EP:42> Near a guard flet(w, n, e and s)  A medium-sized elf HP:160 EP:42> Lothlorien(n and e) HP:160 EP:42> Near a guard flet(n, e and s)  An elven scout is here  An ancient and sad elf HP:160 EP:42> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  A large owl is perched in a nearby tree. HP:160 EP:42> Lothlorien(w, n, e and s)  An elven scout is here  An elven scout is here  An elven scout is here  A medium-sized elf HP:160 EP:42> Rocky Ground(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Rocky Ground(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Rocky Ground(w, n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> ^ Aron: Most Barad-dur stuff has cute emotes Rocky Ground(w, n and e) HP:160 EP:42> The beginnings of a path(ne, n and e) HP:160 EP:42> A path(n and s) HP:160 EP:42> Opening into a valley(w, n and s) HP:160 EP:42> ^ Scypio: Vicious-looking whip has some cool emotes! ^ Shalligan: HEY GORDO The Foothills of the Misty Mountains(e)  Treyz's white stallion  A short, gnarled stump HP:160 EP:42> sell cleaver Valacirca Foyer(w, in and s)  A tall thin cane tree HP:160 EP:42> You begin to walk into the guildhall. A large panther pads toward you, then bounds away with a flip of its tail. You smile at the guild's guardian as it recognizes you and returns to its post by the doorway. Corridor of Willows(w, n and out) HP:160 EP:42> Do: Commands completed. HP:160 EP:42> Do: starting commands. HP:160 EP:42> Guild path(n and s) HP:160 EP:42> Ribbon path(n and s) HP:160 EP:42> Hall of Tales(n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Do: Commands completed. HP:160 EP:42> Valacirca Shop(w)  A trash can  Bregian the shopkeeper HP:160 EP:42> a meat cleaver : That exceeds my budget. You get 100 gold. Bregian tells you: Thanks for your business! Please come again. HP:160 EP:42> w n Hall of Tales(n, e and s) HP:160 EP:42> Final portion(u, n, d and s) HP:160 EP:42> d Valacirca Armoury(u and museum)  The Sword of Berserking  A dwarven deathmask  A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sapphire sword  A Dol Amroth pack (open)  An elven short sword  A pair of mail pants  A huge brass shield  Abareruvo, Shield of the Valacirca (mended)  A walking staff  A crystal  An Orc courier pack  A bloodstained cloak  A dwarven warhammer  A helm of Rohan  A huge two-handed sword  A small runed key  Dark armour  A pair of shin guards  Erwin's Valacircan Living staff  A pair of leggings  A piece of rope  A four leaf clover  A grey staff  A rune-covered helmet  A ranger ruck  A four leaf clover  A ranger ruck  A small goblin pickaxe  A pair of shin guards  Gawain the Green Ranger  A large iron bound chest HP:160 EP:42> ^ Ehtyar: Whip, and a few CC hits drop globe Borgaz tells you: you weren't POACHING by any chance? u u You remove the Globe of Protection. Ok. HP:161 EP:43> Final portion(u, n, d and s) HP:161 EP:43> The stairs creak a little as you wind your way upward but they seem to be sturdy. In the places where there are breaks in the foliage, the view is spectacular. Tavern Commons(archway and d)  A slender, nymph-like figure glides around the room.  Three happy drunks are singing and drinking.  A trash can HP:161 EP:43> The drunks break into song for another verse: A wizard's staff has a knob on the end It never will buckle, it never will bend He cherishes it, and he calls it his friend, and he frequently takes it in hand. archway Tavern Bar(archway)  A trash can  A sturdy wooden chair  A small ballot box  Cedric the barkeep HP:161 EP:43> Cedric looks up and smiles. Hello Alkath! You notice that he is missing a front tooth. order wine order wine Cedric says: Jolly good, that! Here's your order, Mate! HP:161 EP:43> Cedric says: Jolly good, that! Here's your order, Mate! HP:161 EP:43> drink wine drink wine You see more than one wine. Using the first of the following: on your person: a bottle of wine (in hands) on your person: a bottle of wine (in hands) You uncork the bottle and guzzle the entire bottle of wine. HP:175 EP:57> You uncork the bottle and guzzle the entire bottle of wine. HP:189 EP:71> put bottle into can ^ Aron: demolish is nice put bottle into can You feel a lot better by helping the environment. Ok. HP:193 EP:75> You feel a lot better by helping the environment. Ok. HP:196 EP:78> From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent. ^ Kharash: yeah, CC is really upbeat and fun ^ Aron: double hits on SS, I like a lot ^ Hirgon: I like wooden sword! Cedric hustles up and down the bar, tidying things up. You hear about Roscher the Dwarf's girlfriend? She had a lump in her left breast. It turned out to be her kneecap! He moves down the bar, snickering to himself.