n. Something like some funny logs.
^ Ehtyar: Country: _ _ _ _ _ _ _
^C
^ Mithgil: C
HP:200 EP:96 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:200 EP:96>
^ Bakal: U
^N
^ Mithgil: N
HP:200 EP:92 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:200 EP:92>
^ Shahriar: T
^ Paraiko: Iceland
^S
^ Mithgil: S
HP:200 EP:87 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:200 EP:87>
^omg
^ Mithgil: omg
HP:200 EP:83 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:200 EP:83>
^wtf just happened
^ Mithgil: wtf just happened
Ehtyar says in Westron: So, I got back home a few hours ago
Ehtyar says in Westron: And I came in the house and the dog was
scratching at the book door
Ehtyar says in Westron: back door
Ehtyar says in Westron: I stepped up to the door all smooth like and
opened it
Ehtyar says in Westron: It bounced off my shoe and slammed my cheek bone
|HP:220 EP:202> ' The dog, or the door?
You say in Westron: The dog, or the door?
|HP:220 EP:202> Ehtyar says in Westron: The door
Ehtyar says in Westron: My shoes are very bouncy and stuff.
' Yeah, wow.
You say in Westron: Yeah, wow.
People scurry about trying to get their items sold for the best
price while finding items they need at better prices. Near the
front of the room is a small stage on which stands a wood table covered
with items for auction. Behind the table is a tall, thin woman with
jet black hair and blue eyes. On her breast is a little wooden tag
with the name "Alexa" etched into it.
There is a small note pinned to the table and a sign next to it.
The only obvious exit is west.
Deda Castamir
A trash can
Alexa, the auctioneer
-HP:230 EP:146 woot
You go WOOT WOOT WOOT!
-HP:230 EP:146
Castamir looks at The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
Beater enters.
auction castamir min 500 tag FRESH!
Beater looks at you.
Alexa says: I don't deal with cheap things.
-HP:230 EP:147 i
Gold: 445 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
Deda Castamir.
*A crystal (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A small knife (burning).
*A small silver ring (worn).
*A keyring containing 10 keys (worn).
*A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sapphire sword (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
A set of iron bracers.
The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
-HP:230 EP:147 eek
You eek.
-HP:230 EP:147
Beater looks at Castamir.
tell castamir Alexa says: I don't deal with cheap things.
You tell Castamir: Alexa says: I don't deal with cheap things.
-HP:230 EP:147 tell castamir Make you worth 50 gold :P
You tell Castamir: Make you worth 50 gold :P
-HP:230 EP:148 ^auction castamir min 500 tag FRESH!
^ Fild: auction castamir min 500 tag FRESH!
-HP:230 EP:143 ^Alexa says: I don't deal with cheap things.
^ Fild: Alexa says: I don't deal with cheap things.
-HP:230 EP:138 ^:winks at Castamir.
^ Fild winks at Castamir.
-HP:230 EP:134
^ Beater: HAHAHAHA
^ Castamir smacks Alexa.
-HP:230 EP:134 auction castamir min 500 tag FRESH!
Alexa says: Auction fee for this item will be 25 gold.
Alexa charges you 25 gold.
Alexa puts up Deda Castamir for auction as lot #384.
Alexa tells you: Deda Castamir is now on sale as lot 384, minimum bid 500
gold FRESH!
-HP:230 EP:134 list
Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale:
Lot Seller Price Description Tag
#332 Alvos 97 - a silver staff FRESH, I HATE THIS!!! :(
#360 Archangel 166 - a rune-covered helmet Fresh SoU surplus
#375 Archangel 130 - a great Dunlending shield exc rep. Mend it. SoU surplus
#376 Tigerlily 150 - a sapphire sword EXC
#377 Archangel 120 - a magnificent moon shield (mended) vgc all SoU junk
#378 Archangel 170 - a rune-covered helmet exc unall SoU has got no space for this crap.
#379 Tigerlily 200 - a dwarven war shield EXC Almost fresh
#380 Archangel 125 - a dark runed battle axe exc unall SoU doesn't need this noob weapon
#381 Archangel 120 - a magnificent moon shield (mended) vgc all SoU junk
#382 Cherra 150 - an emerald shield FRESH
#383 Cherra 130 - a great iron axe FRESH
#384 Fild 500 - Deda Castamir FRESH!
-HP:230 EP:134 ^hahahaha
^ Fild: hahahaha
Beater laughs out loud.
Alexa tells you: New bid of 1000 gold for lot #384 "Deda Castamir" received.
Elvenwolf tells you: whats that?!?
-HP:230 EP:130 tell elvenwolf legend castamir
^ Rami blinks :P
You tell Elvenwolf: legend castamir
-HP:230 EP:131
^ Beater: told ye it'd work :P
Buruhka tells you: Whats an Deda Castamir?
^Hahahahahahaha
^ Fild: Hahahahahahaha
-HP:230 EP:126
Alexa tells you: New bid of 2000 gold for lot #384 "Deda Castamir" received.
Buruhka tells you: :P
tell buruhka It's the ainur :P
You tell Buruhka: It's the ainur :P
-HP:230 EP:126
^ Norbir: what is it? I wanna know what I'm buying
Buruhka tells you: LOL
-HP:230 EP:127
^ Beater: who a
^The ainur, Castamir!
list
who a
^ Norbir: 2k, no thanks :)
^ Fild: The ainur, Castamir!
-HP:230 EP:122
Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale:
Lot Seller Price Description Tag
#332 Alvos 97 - a silver staff FRESH, I HATE THIS!!! :(
#360 Archangel 166 - a rune-covered helmet Fresh SoU surplus
#375 Archangel 130 - a great Dunlending shield exc rep. Mend it. SoU surplus
#376 Tigerlily 150 - a sapphire sword EXC
#377 Archangel 120 - a magnificent moon shield (mended) vgc all SoU junk
#378 Archangel 170 - a rune-covered helmet exc unall SoU has got no space for this crap.
#379 Tigerlily 200 - a dwarven war shield EXC Almost fresh
#380 Archangel 125 - a dark runed battle axe exc unall SoU doesn't need this noob weapon
#381 Archangel 120 - a magnificent moon shield (mended) vgc all SoU junk
#382 Cherra 150 - an emerald shield FRESH
#383 Cherra 130 - a great iron axe FRESH
#384 Fild 2000 - Deda Castamir FRESH!
-HP:230 EP:122
The Two Towers
Scatha the Worm (Lord)
Deda Castamir (Overlord)
Melkor the Dark Lord [unholy eternal] (Vala)
Total ainur: 3
Total users: 92
|HP:8 EP:40> lock door
You lock the out door.
|HP:8 EP:40> l
This house belongs to the chieftain of this dunlending
community. Richly decorated, this room differs a lot from the
standard dunlending home. Huge tapestries woven with scenes
of Dunland's proud history adorn the walls, making you feel as if
this building functions as a center of its culture. A small dais
has been constructed in the middle of the room, and upon it sits
a magnificent chair of stone and wood. Surely the dunlending
folk hold their leader in high respect, and this must be the
chamber where the chieftain receives his guests, be they friends
or foes. The floor is made up of many painted stones that form
the image of a dunlending hillman doing battle with one of the
hated Forgoil.
The out door is locked.
The only obvious exit is out.
A fat old hen
A guildmaster's planning desk
Guildmaster communications board [24 notes]
|HP:8 EP:40> i
YoU aRE MUch tOo DRunK tO COuNt yOur ThinGs.
Hen leaves out.
|HP:108 EP:35> Borwain is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Sarvis leaves northwest.
You follow your leader northwest.
The Combe Town Square(sw, n, e, nw, se and s)
Sarvis the dunedain Trailside Inhabitant (Bumming)
Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic)
A merchant
Sarvis leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Combe general store(w)
Sarvis the dunedain Trailside Inhabitant (Bumming)
A trash can
Matilda the shopkeeper
Ehtyar enters.
^ Gyro: Hey! You pervert!
Sarvis removes the fang of Sauron.
Sarvis sells the fang of Sauron.
Sarvis removes an ominous dark ring.
Sarvis sells an ominous dark ring.
Sarvis removes a bloodstained cloak.
Sarvis sells ground pepper.
Sarvis sells a silver flask.
Sarvis sells a bloodstained cloak.
Sarvis removes a crystal.
Sarvis sells a crystal.
Sarvis removes a keyring.
Sarvis sells an empty keyring.
Sarvis removes a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Sarvis sells a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Sarvis removes sturdy armour.
Sarvis sells sturdy armour.
Sarvis removes a black ruby shield.
Sarvis sells a black ruby shield.
Sarvis removes an Orc courier pack.
Sarvis sells an Orc courier pack.
Sarvis removes a pair of black chausses (mended).
Sarvis sells a pair of black chausses (mended).
Sarvis removes a simple guard baldric.
Sarvis sells a simple guard baldric.
Sarvis leaves west.
Ehtyar leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Combe Town Square(sw, n, e, nw, se and s)
Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic)
Sarvis the dunedain Trailside Inhabitant (Bumming)
A merchant
Sarvis leaves southwest.
You follow your leader southwest.
A path leading to Combe(ne, valley and s)
Sarvis the dunedain Trailside Inhabitant (Bumming)
Ehtyar enters.
Sarvis leaves northeast.
Ehtyar leaves northeast.
You follow your leader northeast.
The Combe Town Square(sw, n, e, nw, se and s)
Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic)
Sarvis the dunedain Trailside Inhabitant (Bumming)
A merchant
Sarvis leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Combe general store(w)
Sarvis the dunedain Trailside Inhabitant (Bumming)
A large key
An iron key
A key made of stone
A tiny steel key
A wooden key
A small, greasy key
A large iron key
A trash can
Matilda the shopkeeper
Ehtyar enters.
' AAAAh
You say in Westron: AAAAh
|HP:109 EP:35> ' WHAT THE FUCK
You say in Westron: WHAT THE FUCK
|HP:109 EP:34> Sarvis says in Westron: asdfhkasjdhlkjasdafslkhflsljfsfds
' Hahahaha
You say in Westron: Hahahaha
|HP:109 EP:34> Ehtyar says in Westron: ...
Sarvis says in Westron: i hit my sell alias for linhir :P
Ehtyar says in Westron: what the fuck did you do that for
[ Daen Hecil ] Ehtyar: Combe
Sarvis says in Westron: k for kill
Sarvis says in Westron: kk for sell :P
Corpus goes away from the keyboard [making BURGARS].
Andune looks over you with cold, stern eyes.
Evil-smelling smoke rises from Corpus's pipe as if from a dragon's nostrils.
Alexa tells you: a dwarven hauberk is now on sale as lot 94, minimum bid 200
gold
Andune grins at you with a glint in his eyes.
Andune says in some strange tongue: medushal goeo tuien eor, be
thriling hasufel wynmund. She geleld a eo asras.
Alexa tells you: a large harvester's pack (closed) is now on sale as lot 95,
minimum bid 120 gold
You hear a footstep nearby.
Anonymous figure marks Corpus for a cruel and horrible death.
Evil-smelling smoke rises from Corpus's pipe as if from a dragon's nostrils.
Anonymous figure drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into
his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS
mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely.
Andune says in some strange tongue: Only arraf fen fel meaha dun fola
arraf dun fel arraf fela.
Alexa tells you: a dark runed battle axe is now on sale as lot 96, minimum
bid 150 gold
Anonymous figure drops an empty phial.
Anonymous figure says in Westron: or not
Anonymous figure smirks in amusement.
Corpus returns to the keyboard.
Corpus goes WOOT WOOT WOOT!
^ Ugrim: Anyone got any crystals for sale?
Evil-smelling smoke rises from Corpus's pipe as if from a dragon's nostrils.
Corpus goes away from the keyboard [food].
Armand poop the dunlending Cleaner (Immoral) (lvl 20)
Naith the dunlending Dreadlord (Demonic) (lvl 20)
Jode Rûvanemar the dunlending Woodsman (Demonic) (lvl 20)
Naith the dunlending Dreadlord (Demonic) (lvl 20)
Total 20 dunlendings: 4
Ehtyar says in Westron: You know what's sad?
Ehtyar says in Westron: The aforementioned father developed diabetes
last year and can't stand tea without sugar
Ehtyar says in Westron: He really appreciates his weekly cup of tea now
Ehtyar says in Westron: Big treat :)
^ Vallejo: lololol
^ Vallejo: I here this THUNK on my front door
^ Vallejo: I'm like wtf
^ Josi just woke up so he's a bit slow
^lololol
^ Mithgil: lololol
HP:200 EP:188 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:200 EP:188>
^ Vallejo: So I run over and open the door
^ Kaekavoos: let me guess
^ Vallejo: Some little bastard kid ran into my apt door with his bicycle
^ Kaekavoos: a black guy?
^ Vallejo: He was laying in a little heap
^ Kaekavoos: damn :P ok
^ Tonks: lol
^ Vallejo: I didn't know what to do so I just shut the door and came back
in and told you all about it. :P
^rotfl
^ Mithgil: rotfl
Scatha is coming. Look busy.
Anton says in Westron: There's a tree in Ithilien?
Scatha says in Westron: gay party!
Players in this room:
Scatha, Malakan, Anton, Zelindo, Rami and Bungo.
In the room and the containers:
Pack: a backpack.
Drink: an empty bottle.
Scatha says in Westron: but i've only just come BACK from one!
Anton says in Westron: Hey, two in one night can't hurt.
Scatha says in Westron: believe me it can
Scatha holds his ass with a look of pain.
# Petition Title Status #yes #no new
79 Weapons? waiting 53 19 *
On 06/15/04 20:22, Teddybears petitioned:
More weapons?
^ Shadowbane: i droped out of first grade spelling
^ Shadowbane: ;)
^ Johnsen: You've managed to make that rather obvious already, yes.
^ Vallejo: You mean you dropped out of the stork's mouth right into the
stupid fountain and barely survived drowning.
^ Barberi: next hint: Begins with 'V'
^ Mithgil: Vagina
^ Scat: no, this is probably someone you've encountered before
^ Oskadis: my bf just dared me to eat a chunk of raw onion.....it tasted
like spicy water :P I don't think i'll do it again.
^HARDCORE MAN
^ Mithgil: HARDCORE MAN
HP:200 EP:193 :D>-< :DE-< :D\/-< <:D-< HP:200 EP:193>
^ Morinaur: omg you should so make him eat one now lol that would be so
funny :P
^ Paraiko: You hellcat!
^ Paraiko: :P
^ Bakal: You should make him go down on you.
^ Bakal: Shit.
^ Bakal: I didn't mean to comm that.
^ Oskadis: well...we'll see but I don't think he would. Unless he likes
onions :D
^rotfl
^ Bakal: fdl
^ Mithgil: rotfl
Something is amiss in Arda.
e
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n
w
West Gate of Bree(w and e)
HP:50 EP:50 East main street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
A grimy looking beggar.
HP:50 EP:50 Northern Main Street of Bree(w, s, n and e)
A friendly looking human local.
HP:50 EP:50 Bree General Store(e)
Visitor Azoriel the dunedain Nerd (Impartial)
A stool
Brand the shopkeeper
A trash can
HP:50 EP:50 sell all from azoriel
Azoriel sells a leather collar.
a small knife : You get 1 gold.
a wooden sword : That item is worthless!
a spellbook : That item is worthless!
a sling : You get 18 gold.
a message stone : That item is worthless!
Brand tells you: Thanks for your business! Please come again.
^ Azoriel: Is there any recourse for when people sell stuff off of you?
^ Raelic: No.
Hobson tells you: what's it say when i do that?
^ hahahaha
HP:50 EP:50 ^ Rushthree: hahahaha
Stubble says in Westron: What the hell, some little kid with a mullet
just walked past my window and shot a waterpistol at me.
...
Stubble tells you: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Stubble tells you: Update on the Mullet kid thing:
Stubble tells you: There's a special needs kid who lives a few doors down
from me.
Stubble tells you: He's currently chasing the mullet kid up the street,
screaming like an animal. The mullet kid is clearly frightened out of
his wits.
iarla Jun 11 2004 (by osse) : ^ Iarla: Is KY lube good to masturbate with? ^ Iarla: Vallejo? ^ Osse: Clean it up, folks. ^ Iarla: I will as soon as I'm done Osse. ^ Iarla: I'm not a slob.
[ RoI ] Otoron: Superb wall shield? What, do we have Bulgarians in
Valinor suddenly?
^ Fimbu: afk. Semi-idle. PLZ LEAVE MSGS!
Zelindo tells you: Hi honey...just returning your
call. I wanted to say yeah, I'd love to go out to the movies
tonight. I'll be waiting. (beep)
Zelindo tells you: Just me again, honey. Why haven't
you called me back? Are you ignoring me? (beep)
Zelindo tells you: HeLLo? Honey? Why won't you
answer the phone! Stop ignoring me! (beep)
Zelindo tells you: LISTEN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M
TIRED OF YOU IGNORING MY CALLS! PICK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'LL
COME OVER THERE AND CHOP YOUR DICK OFF! (beep)
Zelindo tells you: ... *rings the doorbell*
# Petition Title Status #yes #no new
103 Dual weapons waiting 3 21 *
On 06/20/04 21:20, Kurama petitioned:
Think since warrior skill headbutt is weak maybe having dual weapons for
warriors.
^ Astargon has a huge Harry Potter and enormous Sorcerer's Stones.
^ Grott: HEEELP!!! Does somebody knows how can i wash off Dryad slime
from my body??? Its burning!!!!
^ Bungo: Palpatine is at the forefront of petition-spam.
^ Bungo: Like twice a day.
^ Bungo: he petitions more than he shits, i bet.
^ Bungo: they come out the same, though.
|HP:220 EP:180> You say in Westron: Hello.
|HP:220 EP:180> Taudrek gets the idea in his thick skull and gives an 'AH' of
comprehension.
Taudrek says in Westron: Someone called me 'Retaudrek' yesterday.
^ Malakan: I was captured by a renegade associate :(
Taudrek says in Westron: I'm hoping it won't catch on.
' Retaudrek?
You say in Westron: Retaudrek?
|HP:220 EP:182> Ehtyar says in Westron: It will now you told us
^ Malakan: he kept saying "SAM I AM!"
^ Malakan: And, I was scared.
Ehtyar says in Westron: It almost works, too
^ Malakan: He treated me nice, and I think I have some of the good old
Stolkholms Syndrome.
Ehtyar says in Westron: Whoever it was tried very hard
' #trig {Retaudrek} {#SUB ReRetaudrek}
You say in Westron: #trig {Retaudrek} {#SUB ReRetaudrek}
|HP:220 EP:184> TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
l
As you enter this grand hall you are struck by its size, and
you are almost surprised that it can fit into such a small keep.
Part of the torch-lit and crude stone walls are covered by a
tapestry. Scattered around the hall are bed-rolls and blankets,
but the room is devoid of any furniture aside from a battered
table. A deep shadowy alcove is built into the north wall. The room
is a bit messy, and it's obvious that many more people live here
now than was originally intended. A winding staircase leads up,
to the top of the keep, and down, where you hear noises as if
someone is trying out various kinds of weaponry. A message board
has been mounted on the eastern wall.
The only obvious exits are up, out, down and alcove.
Retaudrek Tylluan the dunlending Iconoclast (Demonic)
Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
A short staff
An empty bottle [2]
A ballot box (one new)
Board of the Daen Hecil Village [26 notes]
|HP:220 EP:184> Ehtyar says in Westron: The U kind of needed to be an R, though
' Bummer.
You say in Westron: Bummer.
|HP:220 EP:185> l
As you enter this grand hall you are struck by its size, and
you are almost surprised that it can fit into such a small keep.
Part of the torch-lit and crude stone walls are covered by a
tapestry. Scattered around the hall are bed-rolls and blankets,
but the room is devoid of any furniture aside from a battered
table. A deep shadowy alcove is built into the north wall. The room
is a bit messy, and it's obvious that many more people live here
now than was originally intended. A winding staircase leads up,
to the top of the keep, and down, where you hear noises as if
someone is trying out various kinds of weaponry. A message board
has been mounted on the eastern wall.
The only obvious exits are up, out, down and alcove.
Retaudrek Tylluan the dunlending Iconoclast (Demonic)
Ehtyar Tylluan the dunlending Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
A short staff
An empty bottle [2]
A ballot box (one new)
Board of the Daen Hecil Village [26 notes]
|HP:220 EP:185> ' Now "ReRetaudrek" Looks like "ReReRetaudrek".
You say in Westron: Now "ReRetaudrek" Looks like "ReReRetaudrek".
|HP:220 EP:186> Ehtyar says in Westron: Can't you make it caps sensitive?
' Hahaha. And "ReReRetaudrek" looks like "ReReReRetaudrek"
You say in Westron: Hahaha. And "ReReRetaudrek" looks like "ReReReRetaudrek"
|HP:220 EP:187> Retaudrek says in Westron: How about you just skip the trigger.
Ehtyar says in Westron: So if I said, like
' And "ReReReReRetaudrek" looks like "ReReReReReRetaudrek"
You say in Westron: And "ReReReReRetaudrek" looks like "ReReReReReRetaudrek"
|HP:220 EP:189> Ehtyar says in Westron: RetaudrekRetaudrekRetaudrek, it would like what?
' ReRetaudrekReRetaudrekReRetaudrek
You say in Westron: ReRetaudrekReRetaudrekReRetaudrek
|HP:220 EP:191> Ehtyar says in Westron: Which looks like
' ReReRetaudrekReReRetaudrekReReRetaudrek
You say in Westron: ReReRetaudrekReReRetaudrekReReRetaudrek
|HP:220 EP:192> Ehtyar says in Westron: This is a fun game
Retaudrek preens vainly, aware that he's the center of attention.
' Yes
You say in Westron: Yes
|HP:220 EP:192>