OMG ADVENTURE OF NOOB DWRAF LOOK WTF
u r in bree
Adventures of N00bie the dwarf
You say: hi I dwarf
You say: welcome to my adventures
legend me
N00bie the dwarf lowbie barely level 5
On since morning
age 1 week in two weeks
info: hi plz i suck so ok?
story me
SO LEIK I WAS BORN AND AND ORC KILL MY DAD AND MOM
SO I LOOK FOR MY SISTER WHO IS PRISON WITH GOBLIN
AND I AM HAND OF ERU CUZ JESUS SAY TO ME. PLZ HLP
FDIND TEH SISTER.
>bree2quest
teh plains <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
teh plains <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
teh plains <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
teh plains <e,n,w,s>
tTeh plains <e,n,w,s>
teh plains <e,n,w,s>
teh plains <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
Great West Road <e,n,w,s>
ENRANCE TO QUEST <ENTER>
> ENTER
u r inside quaist and u need 2 find orc 2 kil. plz find orc 2 kill.
a rock is here.
obviously exit is OUT.
> kill orc
What?
> kill orc
What?
> find orc
There is no such thing in Arda.
You say: ORC WHRE R U?????????
>tell orc help plz I am looking for u 2 kill 4 quaist
There is no one by that name.
> look rock
Teh rock look like it is teh part of quaist. Try 2 type 'move rock'.
You say: COME OT ORC I NOW U R BEHIND ROCK!!!!!
>squeeze through rock
u try to squeeze throu rock but get headach.
>get rock
u should type move rock instead
You shout: HELP AINUR PLZ!!!!!!!!!
Ainur is comes 2 u.
You say: OMG HI FREND
Ainur say: hi filthy low mortal I hate u and wish u die so now what u
want fucker????
You say: plz help me 2 squeeze moving rock cuz i want quest to level 4
Ainur say: u r filthy dumb and u wast my time cuz u r LOSAR GET LIFE
Ainur is leaves.
who helper
hepler the sindar is online.
total helper: 1
tell helper help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I stuck in quasit
Hlper tell you: OMG SOMEONE IS NEED FOR HELP NO FEAR NOOB I COME FOR
U!!!!!!!!!!!!
You say, "OK!".
You wait.
Anonymous figure enters.
You say: OH FUCK
figure say: die fag!!!
anonymous figure sneak up and attack you in behind.
anonymous figure CRITICALLY MASSACAR U FROM BEHIND.
anonymous figure KICK U UPSIDE TEH HEAD WITH FORCE!!!
You miss figure hard
You die
You say: OMG U FAG FUCK U
Someone enters.
Someone say: oh someone hlp u ok bye
Ainur enters.
Ainur say: ahahahaha u fucking noob u die i LAFF
You say: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I KILL U IN LIFE WITH WEAPONRY
Anonaymous figure says: ahahaha
Someone say: ahahaha
Ainur says: ahahaha
You cry.