The attempt that never was...
HP:194 EP:117 You miss Orc courier.
Orc courier misses you.
You graze Orc courier.
Orc courier misses you.
You hack Orc courier making large gaping wounds!
Orc courier falls to the ground.
Orc courier is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
hands
^ Redfox: I've heard mario played in person on electric guitar
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You have two hands.
You are holding a rune-covered iron axe (wielded)
You have one free hand.
HP:195 EP:117 You decide to put Orc courier out of his misery.
HP:195 EP:117 You lift the axe as high as you can...
then Higher.....
and HIGHER.....
And bring it down upon your enemy with all your might.
The Axe strikes cleanly, and begins to cleave your enemy in two.
You strike your enemy on top of its head. The axe EASILY passes through
its skull, then the ribcage, and passes through the pelvis with ease.
You killed Orc courier.
Orc courier has died.
Triggered! doing: get pack from corpse
Ok.
HP:195 EP:116
get all from corpse
black leather armour : Too bulky.
a short Orc scimitar : Too bulky.
HP:195 EP:116
l
The ground here has been beaten flat by thousands of feet, orc armies on
the move. These paths are used by Sauron's orcs as he moves them to
strategic points for his conquest of Middle-Earth.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast.
A dark gate is northwest.
The orc path continues east and south.
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
The only obvious exits are south, west, northwest and east.
The mangled remains of Orc courier
HP:195 EP:116
s
Orc path(sw, s, ne, w, n and e)
HP:195 EP:116
hands
You have two hands.
You are holding an Orc courier pack (in hands)
You are holding a rune-covered iron axe (wielded)
You have no free hands.
HP:195 EP:116
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^ Redfox: coupla weeks ago at the kerrville folk festival
Orc path(s, w, nw and e)
The mangled remains of Orc courier
HP:195 EP:115
i pack
Gold: 932 Encumbrance: heavily encumbered
There is nothing in your orc courier pack.
HP:195 EP:115
put pack into pack 2
Ok.
HP:196 EP:115
nw
You notice a dye trap!
The Isenmouthe(s, sw, w, n and se)
A dye trap [set]
Mahoke the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Horror the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
Barin the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
A brand (burned out)
HP:196 EP:115 Barin chats with his party.
s
The Gorgoroth(s, w, n and e)
An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
Barin enters.
Mahoke enters.
Horror enters.
HP:196 EP:115
fade
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
HP:196 EP:75
fdl
You fall down laughing.
HP:196 EP:73
l
The rough broken ground stretches out in a tangled mass of
rock and rubble. Many fissures have opened in the ground
due to the volcanic activity in this area - some spew forth
fumes and vapors.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast.
A dark gate is north.
The orc path continues south.
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
Horror the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
Mahoke the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Barin the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
HP:196 EP:72 Mahoke says in Westron: shit
heh
Barin laughs out loud.
You heh.
HP:196 EP:71 Horror chats with his party.
say lsoers
You say in Westron: lsoers
HP:197 EP:69
l
The rough broken ground stretches out in a tangled mass of
rock and rubble. Many fissures have opened in the ground
due to the volcanic activity in this area - some spew forth
fumes and vapors.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast.
A dark gate is north.
The orc path continues south.
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
Horror the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
Mahoke the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Barin the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
HP:197 EP:69
sing
You sing: da doo run run, da doo run run.
HP:197 EP:66 Mahoke bangs his head.
l
Horror says in Westron: wtf triggered?
The rough broken ground stretches out in a tangled mass of
rock and rubble. Many fissures have opened in the ground
due to the volcanic activity in this area - some spew forth
fumes and vapors.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast.
A dark gate is north.
The orc path continues south.
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
Horror the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
Mahoke the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Barin the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
HP:197 EP:65 Mahoke bangs his head.
Horror sickens you with a horrid odor!
l
The rough broken ground stretches out in a tangled mass of
rock and rubble. Many fissures have opened in the ground
due to the volcanic activity in this area - some spew forth
fumes and vapors.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast.
A dark gate is north.
The orc path continues south.
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
Horror the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
Mahoke the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Barin the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
HP:197 EP:64
yawn
You yawn.
HP:197 EP:64
yawn
Barin shrugs.
You yawn.
HP:197 EP:62
hunt barin
You begin to hunt Barin.
HP:197 EP:60
l
The rough broken ground stretches out in a tangled mass of
rock and rubble. Many fissures have opened in the ground
due to the volcanic activity in this area - some spew forth
fumes and vapors.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast.
A dark gate is north.
The orc path continues south.
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
Horror the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
Mahoke the dunlending Deathmaster (Demonic)
Barin the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
HP:197 EP:60