You tell Azmar: I'm not going to get married unless I'm about to go to jail or if shes pregnant with no less then twins. Vallejo enters. Vallejo says in Westron: Hey. Vallejo says in Westron: Want to see something funny? Ehtyar says in Westron: Yo. Demandred says "Heya!". Demandred nods. Ehtyar says in Westron: Yes Ehtyar says in Westron: So does Fimbu Vallejo decides to hibernate until Fri Jul 9 23:30:47 2004. Vallejo left the game. Demandred laughs out loud. ' Hey You say in Westron: Hey |HP:220 EP:115> Dyre crawls west. ' Heyyyyy You say in Westron: Heyyyyy |HP:220 EP:115> legend vallejo Vallejo the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic) In hibernation for another 9 days 23 hours 59 minutes 48 seconds Last on: 12s ago. Gender: male Age: 7d 9h 38m 26s Info: We play the blaming game, yes I mind, its not your turn. ^ Douglas: haha, nick and jessica are watching porn ^ Douglas: on newlyweds ^ Neodyal: haha, douglas is watching newlyweds [ Chat ] Caber: I haven't been at a newbie party in ages [ Chat ] Caber: Tonks just stripped naked! Omfg! ^ Rendor: 10k for whoever kills Akheorn ^ Rendor: Paid in cash ^ Taranis: Yea, I make normal beer occasionaly too, I just like trying different drinks ^ Rendor: no, make it 15k ^ Someone: As opposed to what, a check? ^ Oskadis: you shouldn't dream of making girls do anything! It should be hot to want her free spirit :P ^ Demandred: There's a virgin ^ Fairfax: Oskadis if you were hot, I'd lick your ass if it'd get my ass licked like it was a knife used to ice a cake. ^ Oskadis: hmm ^ Oskadis: on extended thought I have to say...stfu ^ Valruth: You had to think extensively about telling him to shut up? ^ Fairfax: She was weighing her options. ^ Fairfax: What she didn't tell you is that she just invited me to her innroom. ^ Etrius: Rajje threatened me irl once |HP:220 EP:58> ^ Etrius: It was hilarious. He said he'd get his 'boys to sort me out'. ^ Haha ^ Fimbu: Haha |HP:220 EP:57> ^ Zelindo: his boys ^ As in testicles? ^ Fimbu: As in testicles? |HP:220 EP:52> ^ Daedeloth: haha ^ Zelindo: fdl ^ Someone: he was undoubtedly unstable ^ Fofester: Haha legend rajje Rajje suicided at 21:57 07/5/04 Rajje the dunedain Orc-target (Impartial) Departed from Arda Gender: male Age: 1m 16s |HP:220 EP:56> ^ He's gonna teabag you to death, Etrius. ^ Fimbu: He's gonna teabag you to death, Etrius. |HP:220 EP:55> ^ Etrius shudders. ^ Malakan: What means teabag? ^ Zelindo: I'll tell him The room stops spinning. ^ The placement of the scrotum on the head. ^ Fimbu: The placement of the scrotum on the head. |HP:220 EP:58> ^ Razzor: :) ^ Fofester: Don't scar Malakan's innocent mind! ^ Oh. ^ Fimbu: Oh. |HP:220 EP:53> ^ Malakan: How do you stretch that far!?!?!?! ^ Vitro: or in the mouth.... lol even worse.... ^ No, someone else's head ^ Fimbu: No, someone else's head ^ Filil: Help me out guys ^ Filil: what's special about thongs.. and why do we guys like them so much? ^ Vallejo: It almost makes an ass bare. ^ Zelindo: I think it's because they show more butt. ^ Hyldar: cause they reveal more then they hide Alexa tells you: a sailor's cutlass is now on sale as lot 413, minimum bid 150 gold Exc-unall Aina Amarth ^ Matike: There was this giant moth I caught in a glass cup, then it flew out and it landed on my hand, I panicked and I dropped the glass cup in my sink, now it's in pieces :( ^ Zelindo: Haha. ^ Ascar: Tits and ass. In the end it is all about tits and ass. ^ Filil: Thank you all ^ Vallejo: Its like a chick wearing pasties on her nipples. You can see straight again. ^ Ascar lols at Vallejo. ^ Espen: Do you have a pic.? ^ Filil: pasties.. Nipples.. hmm.. I gotta call the designers to make such a thing ;) ^ Hannah: I'm working on it ^ Hannah: Grr miscomm ^haha ^ Hirgail: haha ^ Galad: lol ^ Spoonster: yet it fit so perfectly Iskin lets go of the crystal and the glow dies. The room seems a lot brighter! [ Chat ] Caber: I think DH turned the Cubans into the moral fucks they are [ Chat ] Caber: I feel bad about it [ Chat ] Caber: Like, 6 of them were going to kill Tenzek [ Chat ] Caber: Back when nobody really knew them well [ Chat ] Caber: And we told them to leave [ Chat ] Caber: And they just stood there [ Chat ] Caber: Told them again, they stayed put [ Chat ] Caber: We counted to three and attacked, and killed...probably like 3-4 of them You chat to everyone, 'hmm' [ Chat ] Caber: As it turns out, their entire lab lagged out ^ Malakan: Ok, I want Octavious and Spiderman to fight. You chat to everyone, 'Mithgil's penis is like a baby' [ Chat ] Jewel: little? [ Chat ] Zelindo: It is? 11 inches, 16 ounces? [ Chat ] Mithgil: A baby that is FIVE INCHES AROUND [ Chat ] Zelindo: haha |HP:230 EP:230> [ Chat ] Fofester: I never thought I'd hear jizz being compared to a dribbling baby [ Chat ] Zelindo: You're not a fucking elephant, man. [ Chat ] Mithgil: Around, dumbass [ Chat ] Scatha: elephants fuck in the strangest way [ Chat ] Caber: That's pretty big, dude. [ Chat ] Caber: Like, elephant-style. [ Chat ] Zelindo: I'm telling you. [ Chat ] Zelindo: You'd put elephants to shame with that, Mithgil. [ Chat ] Zelindo: You know [ Chat ] Zelindo: I think mithgil went to Iraq [ Chat ] Mithgil: You know how pigs fuck? [ Chat ] Zelindo: Which is why Bush launched war against them [ Chat ] Zelindo: Because Iraq had a weapon of mass destruction at one point [ Chat ] Mithgil: Male pigs have corkscrew penises [ Chat ] Zelindo: MITHGIL's PENIS ^ Fofester: A weapon of ASS DESTRUCTION ^ Fofester: omg [ Chat ] Fofester: fdl ^ hahahahaha ^ Fimbu: hahahahaha |HP:230 EP:225> ^ Zelindo: Rotfl ^ Caber: Ahahaha [ Chat ] Fofester: i just made the worse miscomm ever :p [ Chat ] Zelindo: rotfl ^ Mithgil: rotfl ^ Fofester: um, oops? ^ YESSSS ^ Fimbu: YESSSS ^ Mithgil: How many people actually save porn on their hard drives? :P ^ Elvenwolf raises his hand shamely:) Without warning, Pain stabs you from behind! You are unconscious and can do nothing! [HP:163 EP:163]> Pain says in Westron: Dodge this. Pain scratches you. You regain consciousness. You are too busy to make an attack! [HP:162 EP:163]> Pain misses you. [ Chat ] Caber: Make 20 level 1s and have them each send Draugluin a mail requested to be joined into one level 20 character ^ Avatar: It's quite......almost.....too quite..... [ Chat ] Otoron: I wanna pkill someone from the Grassy Knoll in the old forest sometime ^ Zing say: Sometimes even blind squirrel find nut [ Chat ] Mithgil: SHIT STEVE'S BEING ATTACKED [ Chat ] Stephen: Am not :) [ Chat ] Stephen: oh wait [ Chat ] Stephen: You meant RL [ Chat ] Mithgil: dude that dog was RABID [ Chat ] Stephen: Thought you meant on the mud [ Chat ] Stephen: hahah [ Chat ] Stephen: That wasn't a dog [ Chat ] Stephen: it was my penis [ Chat ] Stephen: IT WAS UNLEASHED [ Chat ] Mithgil: Shit [ Chat ] Stephen: I UNLEASHED THE RAGE [ Chat ] Mithgil: we're doomed Caber appears from the shadows. Caber enters the game. glance The grand hall of the keep(u, out, alcove and d) Caber Trickytrousers the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic) A ballot box Board of the Daen Hecil Village [16 notes] Caber goes away from the keyboard [I thought it would be funny to log on and then afk without saying anything to anyone.]. Alexa tells you: a large harvester's pack (closed) is now on sale as lot 180, minimum bid 150 gold Trudge with Rick James. Salvation lies within, Holla! 'You're a comedic genius. You say in Westron: You're a comedic genius. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [Yeah, I know I am! (communicating through afk messages)]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [You awake, Ehtyar?]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [Lame.]. afk I sure am You go away from the keyboard [I sure am]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [Oh]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [Why the hell are you communicating via afk messages?]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [It wasn't your brilliant idea, so stop being a copycat]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [bitch]. afk I am a mimic by nature You disable your idle tag. You go away from the keyboard [I am a mimic by nature]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [Again: Lame.]. afk I'm quite good at it. You disable your idle tag. You go away from the keyboard [I'm quite good at it.]. afk Except with Gleam. You disable your idle tag. You go away from the keyboard [Except with Gleam.]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [Hahaha.]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [Goddamn cat. NO WALKING ON THE POWERBOOK.]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Caber goes away from the keyboard [I guess I'll ramble on the comm a bit or something.]. Caber returns to the keyboard. afk K. You disable your idle tag. You go away from the keyboard [K.]. aslkfj You disable your idle tag. What? ^ Caber: So! What's up? Caber goes away from the keyboard [Ehtyar is a hobag]. Caber returns to the keyboard. Armada says: Heh, this week Armada says: I was walking out of the shower in my towel Armada says: and passed by the entrance to the building to my room Armada says: and then some person behind me tells me that someone outside is calling me, a friend from the course, so I go to the entrance and ask him what Armada says: And he is standing there with some girl and says nevermind Armada says: she totally wanted to check me out dude Armada says: It's really morale raising to know you'd have been a sex symbol if you had a solid personality :p ^ Vallejo: Alianna, up for mudsex? ^ Vallejo: I'm a fast typer, should only take you 4 minutes to get off. ^ Douglas: fdl ^ Pain: haha ^ Alianna: maybe later, thanks ^ Vallejo: Someone free the Gaza strip. HP:230 EP:135 ^ Erwin wonders why anybody would actually want to live on the Gaza Strip. ^ Armada: Someone kill the two who made me incharge of the dorm latrine. ^ Gormoth: because once you build a bar there it becomes gaza strip bar HP:230 EP:133 ^ Armada: Not to mention, you can build a gay bar, and then it becomes the Gazza strip bar :p [ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Ugrim: So, corpus, are you gay? [ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Ugrim: If you dont answer, you are! [ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Khain: He is [ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Ugrim: Aww, come on! $no im not gay:p Your Guildmaster has removed your speaking privileges. Lomar tells you: when things break they are swolen? Lomar tells you: oh shit, i think my penis is broken ^ Byron: A plain Zing would have sufficed. ^ Zing: I want to brach out. ^ Owned ^ Byron: haha ^ Scypio fdl ^ Zing: Wow. ^ Omg ^ Zing ^ Fimbu: I thought it meant gay. ^ Draugluin: Like Fimbu. ^ Galadrin: the gates of the daen hecil have been breached and the village is open for plunder! ^ Galandrin did it solo to... hah ^ Akheron: but there are no daen hecil ^ Akheron: on the inernet? ^ Akheron: Whats the point ^ Radix: figures why galandrin would dare to entere. ^ Hirgail: Not now, they've been banned from the internet. ^ Akheron: then why did they not remove the guild??? ^ Hirgail: Where else do you suppose they keep the NPC's armoury and etc? ^ Radix: it came after the NPC's right to bare arms act ยงยง ^ Vallejo: Big deal. ^ Vallejo: You took down our guild while none of us were online. ^ Vallejo: We take down your members every day. ^ Hirgail: Oh my god?! How did you get on the internet?! ^ Akheron: hahahaha. Naith says in Westron: time for work. Naith leaves down. Naith enters. 'okbye You say in Westron: okbye Naith says in Westron: Don't go, you say. Naith says in Westron: But I must. 'Oh You say in Westron: Oh 'Don't leave me! Naith waves. You say in Westron: Don't leave me! tug naith You tug on his sleeve persistently. Naith says in Westron: It's too late now. I saw the immediacy with which you said okbye Naith says in Westron: You couldn't even spare a space, such was your hurry. Naith removes a leather scout ruck. Naith removes a sapphire sword. Naith drops a sapphire sword and a leather scout ruck. Naith left the game. Naith appears from the shadows. Naith enters the game. 'HEY Naith wears a leather scout ruck. You say in Westron: HEY Naith gets a sapphire sword. Naith wields a sapphire sword. Naith leaves down. Naith enters. 'I love you really. :( You say in Westron: I love you really. :( Naith says in Westron: Leave me alone! Naith left the game. Naith appears from the shadows. Naith enters the game. Naith says in Westron: Oh Naith holds your hips and wiggles his butt in a groovy dance. Naith says in Westron: I just can't stay mad at you! Naith left the game.