We're doomed.
You tell Azmar: I'm not going to get married unless
I'm about to go to jail or if shes pregnant with no less then twins.
Vallejo enters.
Vallejo says in Westron: Hey.
Vallejo says in Westron: Want to see something funny?
Ehtyar says in Westron: Yo.
Demandred says "Heya!".
Demandred nods.
Ehtyar says in Westron: Yes
Ehtyar says in Westron: So does Fimbu
Vallejo decides to hibernate until Fri Jul 9 23:30:47 2004.
Vallejo left the game.
Demandred laughs out loud.
' Hey
You say in Westron: Hey
|HP:220 EP:115> Dyre crawls west.
' Heyyyyy
You say in Westron: Heyyyyy
|HP:220 EP:115> legend vallejo
Vallejo the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic)
In hibernation for another 9 days 23 hours 59 minutes 48 seconds
Last on: 12s ago. Gender: male
Age: 7d 9h 38m 26s
Info: We play the blaming game, yes I mind, its not your turn.
^ Douglas: haha, nick and jessica are watching porn
^ Douglas: on newlyweds
^ Neodyal: haha, douglas is watching newlyweds
[ Chat ] Caber: I haven't been at a newbie party in ages
[ Chat ] Caber: Tonks just stripped naked! Omfg!
^ Rendor: 10k for whoever kills Akheorn
^ Rendor: Paid in cash
^ Taranis: Yea, I make normal beer occasionaly too, I just like trying different drinks
^ Rendor: no, make it 15k
^ Someone: As opposed to what, a check?
^ Oskadis: you shouldn't dream of making girls do anything! It should be hot to want her free spirit :P
^ Demandred: There's a virgin
^ Fairfax: Oskadis if you were hot, I'd lick your ass if it'd get my ass licked like it was a knife used to ice a cake.
^ Oskadis: hmm
^ Oskadis: on extended thought I have to say...stfu
^ Valruth: You had to think extensively about telling him to shut up?
^ Fairfax: She was weighing her options.
^ Fairfax: What she didn't tell you is that she just invited me to her innroom.
^ Etrius: Rajje threatened me irl once
|HP:220 EP:58> ^ Etrius: It was hilarious. He said he'd get his 'boys
to sort me out'.
^ Haha
^ Fimbu: Haha
|HP:220 EP:57> ^ Zelindo: his boys
^ As in testicles?
^ Fimbu: As in testicles?
|HP:220 EP:52> ^ Daedeloth: haha
^ Zelindo: fdl
^ Someone: he was undoubtedly unstable
^ Fofester: Haha
legend rajje
Rajje suicided at 21:57 07/5/04
Rajje the dunedain Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 1m 16s
|HP:220 EP:56> ^ He's gonna teabag you to death, Etrius.
^ Fimbu: He's gonna teabag you to death, Etrius.
|HP:220 EP:55> ^ Etrius shudders.
^ Malakan: What means teabag?
^ Zelindo: I'll tell him
The room stops spinning.
^ The placement of the scrotum on the head.
^ Fimbu: The placement of the scrotum on the head.
|HP:220 EP:58> ^ Razzor: :)
^ Fofester: Don't scar Malakan's innocent mind!
^ Oh.
^ Fimbu: Oh.
|HP:220 EP:53> ^ Malakan: How do you stretch that far!?!?!?!
^ Vitro: or in the mouth.... lol even worse....
^ No, someone else's head
^ Fimbu: No, someone else's head
^ Filil: Help me out guys
^ Filil: what's special about thongs.. and why do we guys like them so
much?
^ Vallejo: It almost makes an ass bare.
^ Zelindo: I think it's because they show more butt.
^ Hyldar: cause they reveal more then they hide
Alexa tells you: a sailor's cutlass is now on sale as lot 413, minimum
bid
150 gold Exc-unall Aina Amarth
^ Matike: There was this giant moth I caught in a glass cup, then it
flew out and it landed on my hand, I panicked and I dropped the glass
cup in my sink, now it's in pieces :(
^ Zelindo: Haha.
^ Ascar: Tits and ass. In the end it is all about tits and ass.
^ Filil: Thank you all
^ Vallejo: Its like a chick wearing pasties on her nipples.
You can see straight again.
^ Ascar lols at Vallejo.
^ Espen: Do you have a pic.?
^ Filil: pasties.. Nipples.. hmm.. I gotta call the designers to make
such a thing ;)
^ Hannah: I'm working on it
^ Hannah: Grr miscomm
^haha
^ Hirgail: haha
^ Galad: lol
^ Spoonster: yet it fit so perfectly
Iskin lets go of the crystal and the glow dies.
The room seems a lot brighter!
[ Chat ] Caber: I think DH turned the Cubans into the moral fucks they
are
[ Chat ] Caber: I feel bad about it
[ Chat ] Caber: Like, 6 of them were going to kill Tenzek
[ Chat ] Caber: Back when nobody really knew them well
[ Chat ] Caber: And we told them to leave
[ Chat ] Caber: And they just stood there
[ Chat ] Caber: Told them again, they stayed put
[ Chat ] Caber: We counted to three and attacked, and killed...probably
like 3-4 of them
You chat to everyone, 'hmm'
[ Chat ] Caber: As it turns out, their entire lab lagged out
^ Malakan: Ok, I want Octavious and Spiderman to fight.
You chat to everyone, 'Mithgil's penis is like a baby'
[ Chat ] Jewel: little?
[ Chat ] Zelindo: It is? 11 inches, 16 ounces?
[ Chat ] Mithgil: A baby that is FIVE INCHES AROUND
[ Chat ] Zelindo: haha
|HP:230 EP:230> [ Chat ] Fofester: I never thought I'd hear jizz being
compared to a dribbling baby
[ Chat ] Zelindo: You're not a fucking elephant, man.
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Around, dumbass
[ Chat ] Scatha: elephants fuck in the strangest way
[ Chat ] Caber: That's pretty big, dude.
[ Chat ] Caber: Like, elephant-style.
[ Chat ] Zelindo: I'm telling you.
[ Chat ] Zelindo: You'd put elephants to shame with that, Mithgil.
[ Chat ] Zelindo: You know
[ Chat ] Zelindo: I think mithgil went to Iraq
[ Chat ] Mithgil: You know how pigs fuck?
[ Chat ] Zelindo: Which is why Bush launched war against them
[ Chat ] Zelindo: Because Iraq had a weapon of mass destruction at one
point
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Male pigs have corkscrew penises
[ Chat ] Zelindo: MITHGIL's PENIS
^ Fofester: A weapon of ASS DESTRUCTION
^ Fofester: omg
[ Chat ] Fofester: fdl
^ hahahahaha
^ Fimbu: hahahahaha
|HP:230 EP:225> ^ Zelindo: Rotfl
^ Caber: Ahahaha
[ Chat ] Fofester: i just made the worse miscomm ever :p
[ Chat ] Zelindo: rotfl
^ Mithgil: rotfl
^ Fofester: um, oops?
^ YESSSS
^ Fimbu: YESSSS
^ Mithgil: How many people actually save porn on their hard drives? :P
^ Elvenwolf raises his hand shamely:)
Without warning, Pain stabs you from behind!
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
[HP:163 EP:163]> Pain says in Westron: Dodge this.
Pain scratches you.
You regain consciousness.
You are too busy to make an attack!
[HP:162 EP:163]> Pain misses you.
[ Chat ] Caber: Make 20 level 1s and have them each send Draugluin a
mail requested to be joined into one level 20 character
^ Avatar: It's quite......almost.....too quite.....
[ Chat ] Otoron: I wanna pkill someone from the Grassy Knoll in the old
forest sometime
^ Zing say: Sometimes even blind squirrel find nut
[ Chat ] Mithgil: SHIT STEVE'S BEING ATTACKED
[ Chat ] Stephen: Am not :)
[ Chat ] Stephen: oh wait
[ Chat ] Stephen: You meant RL
[ Chat ] Mithgil: dude that dog was RABID
[ Chat ] Stephen: Thought you meant on the mud
[ Chat ] Stephen: hahah
[ Chat ] Stephen: That wasn't a dog
[ Chat ] Stephen: it was my penis
[ Chat ] Stephen: IT WAS UNLEASHED
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Shit
[ Chat ] Stephen: I UNLEASHED THE RAGE
[ Chat ] Mithgil: we're doomed
<HP:230 EP:230> Caber appears from the shadows.
Caber enters the game.
glance
The grand hall of the keep(u, out, alcove and d)
Caber Trickytrousers the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic)
A ballot box
Board of the Daen Hecil Village [16 notes]
<HP:230 EP:230> Caber goes away from the keyboard [I thought it would
be funny to log on and then afk without saying anything to anyone.].
Alexa tells you: a large harvester's pack (closed) is now on sale as
lot
180, minimum bid 150 gold Trudge with Rick James. Salvation lies
within, Holla!
'You're a comedic genius.
You say in Westron: You're a comedic genius.
<HP:230 EP:230> Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Yeah, I know I am! (communicating
through afk messages)].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [You awake, Ehtyar?].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Lame.].
afk I sure am
You go away from the keyboard [I sure am].
<HP:230 EP:230> Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Oh].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Why the hell are you communicating
via afk messages?].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [It wasn't your brilliant idea, so
stop being a copycat].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [bitch].
afk I am a mimic by nature
You disable your idle tag.
You go away from the keyboard [I am a mimic by nature].
<HP:230 EP:230> Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Again: Lame.].
afk I'm quite good at it.
You disable your idle tag.
You go away from the keyboard [I'm quite good at it.].
<HP:230 EP:230> afk Except with Gleam.
You disable your idle tag.
You go away from the keyboard [Except with Gleam.].
<HP:230 EP:230> Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Hahaha.].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Goddamn cat. NO WALKING ON THE
POWERBOOK.].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
Caber goes away from the keyboard [I guess I'll ramble on the comm a
bit or something.].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
afk K.
You disable your idle tag.
You go away from the keyboard [K.].
<HP:230 EP:230> aslkfj
You disable your idle tag.
What?
<HP:230 EP:230> ^ Caber: So! What's up?
Caber goes away from the keyboard [Ehtyar is a hobag].
Caber returns to the keyboard.
Armada says: Heh, this week
Armada says: I was walking out of the shower in my towel
Armada says: and passed by the entrance to the building to my room
Armada says: and then some person behind me tells me that someone
outside is calling me, a friend from the course, so I go to the entrance and
ask him what
Armada says: And he is standing there with some girl and says nevermind
Armada says: she totally wanted to check me out dude
Armada says: It's really morale raising to know you'd have been a sex
symbol if you had a solid personality :p
^ Vallejo: Alianna, up for mudsex?
^ Vallejo: I'm a fast typer, should only take you 4 minutes to get off.
^ Douglas: fdl
^ Pain: haha
^ Alianna: maybe later, thanks
^ Vallejo: Someone free the Gaza strip.
HP:230 EP:135 ^ Erwin wonders why anybody would actually want to live
on the Gaza
Strip.
^ Armada: Someone kill the two who made me incharge of the dorm
latrine.
^ Gormoth: because once you build a bar there it becomes gaza strip bar
HP:230 EP:133 ^ Armada: Not to mention, you can build a gay bar, and
then it becomes
the Gazza strip bar :p
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Ugrim: So, corpus, are you gay?
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Ugrim: If you dont answer, you are!
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Khain: He is
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Ugrim: Aww, come on!
$no im not gay:p
Your Guildmaster has removed your speaking privileges.
Lomar tells you: when things break they are swolen?
Lomar tells you: oh shit, i think my penis is broken
^ Byron: A plain Zing would have sufficed.
^ Zing: I want to brach out.
^ Owned
^ Byron: haha
^ Scypio fdl
^ Zing: Wow.
^ Omg
^ Zing
^ Fimbu: I thought it meant gay.
^ Draugluin: Like Fimbu.
^ Galadrin: the gates of the daen hecil have been breached and the
village is open for plunder!
^ Galandrin did it solo to... hah
^ Akheron: but there are no daen hecil
^ Akheron: on the inernet?
^ Akheron: Whats the point
^ Radix: figures why galandrin would dare to entere.
^ Hirgail: Not now, they've been banned from the internet.
^ Akheron: then why did they not remove the guild???
^ Hirgail: Where else do you suppose they keep the NPC's armoury and
etc?
^ Radix: it came after the NPC's right to bare arms act §§
^ Vallejo: Big deal.
^ Vallejo: You took down our guild while none of us were online.
^ Vallejo: We take down your members every day.
^ Hirgail: Oh my god?! How did you get on the internet?!
^ Akheron: hahahaha.
Naith says in Westron: time for work.
Naith leaves down.
Naith enters.
'okbye
You say in Westron: okbye
<HP:230 EP:230> Naith says in Westron: Don't go, you say.
Naith says in Westron: But I must.
'Oh
You say in Westron: Oh
<HP:230 EP:230> 'Don't leave me!
Naith waves.
You say in Westron: Don't leave me!
<HP:230 EP:230> tug naith
You tug on his sleeve persistently.
<HP:230 EP:230>
Naith says in Westron: It's too late now. I saw the immediacy with
which you said okbye
Naith says in Westron: You couldn't even spare a space, such was your
hurry.
Naith removes a leather scout ruck.
Naith removes a sapphire sword.
Naith drops a sapphire sword and a leather scout ruck.
Naith left the game.
Naith appears from the shadows.
Naith enters the game.
'HEY
Naith wears a leather scout ruck.
You say in Westron: HEY
<HP:230 EP:230> Naith gets a sapphire sword.
Naith wields a sapphire sword.
Naith leaves down.
Naith enters.
'I love you really. :(
You say in Westron: I love you really. :(
<HP:230 EP:230> Naith says in Westron: Leave me alone!
Naith left the game.
Naith appears from the shadows.
Naith enters the game.
Naith says in Westron: Oh
Naith holds your hips and wiggles his butt in a groovy dance.
Naith says in Westron: I just can't stay mad at you!
Naith left the game.