Ikea

Posted by
Vallejo [legacy]
Uploaded
17 August 2004 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

A few weeks ago.


Ergo climbs down the tower wall with some climbing gear.
Ergo removes a set of climbing gear.
Ergo gives Ikea a set of climbing gear.
Ergo removes magnificent dwarven axe.
Ergo gives Ikea magnificent dwarven axe.
Ergo leaves south.
Ikea wears a set of climbing gear.
Using climbing gear and a lot of time, Ikea climbs the tower wall.
i
Gold: 33               Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A set of climbing gear (worn).
 The fang of Sauron (wielded).
 A tough leather shirt (worn).
 A black ruby shield (worn).
 Rank insignia.
HP:230 EP:207 fade
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
HP:230 EP:167 climb tower
Climb what?
HP:230 EP:165 climb up
Climb what?
HP:230 EP:164 climb wall

    You set up your climbing gear and start up the wall.  After a long
climb, you finally reach the top of the tower!

On the top of a tall tower(d)
 Ikea E-lite the edain Battle Lord (Demonic)
 Corpse of Beast
 The dark skinned beast master stands here grinning evilly
HP:230 EP:133
shape master
Beast master is in good shape.
GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE
HP:230 EP:130 d
Ikea grips a magnificent dwarven axe with both hands.
The top floor of the black tower(u)
HP:230 EP:130 
l u
    You stand at the top of the high tower. Now that you can see
the entire tower, you notice it is much wider than you thought
to begin with. The top is about 30 feet across. There is a
trapdoor in the center of the roof, but that is not the oddest
thing you see up here. There are several huge fell beasts feasting
on corpses! The incredible reek makes you almost faint from nausea,
and it is so strong you can't focus on anything.
    The only obvious exit is down.
 Ikea E-lite the edain Battle Lord (Demonic)
 Corpse of Beast
 The dark skinned beast master stands here grinning evilly
HP:230 EP:128 l u
    You stand at the top of the high tower. Now that you can see
the entire tower, you notice it is much wider than you thought
to begin with. The top is about 30 feet across. There is a
trapdoor in the center of the roof, but that is not the oddest
thing you see up here. There are several huge fell beasts feasting
on corpses! The incredible reek makes you almost faint from nausea,
and it is so strong you can't focus on anything.
    The only obvious exit is down.
 Ikea E-lite the edain Battle Lord (Demonic)
 Corpse of Beast
 The dark skinned beast master stands here grinning evilly
HP:230 EP:127 l u
    You stand at the top of the high tower. Now that you can see
the entire tower, you notice it is much wider than you thought
to begin with. The top is about 30 feet across. There is a
trapdoor in the center of the roof, but that is not the oddest
thing you see up here. There are several huge fell beasts feasting
on corpses! The incredible reek makes you almost faint from nausea,
and it is so strong you can't focus on anything.
    The only obvious exit is down.
 Ikea E-lite the edain Battle Lord (Demonic)
 Corpse of Beast
 The dark skinned beast master stands here grinning evilly
Ikea enters.
Someone steps into the background.
l u
    You stand at the top of the high tower. Now that you can see
the entire tower, you notice it is much wider than you thought
to begin with. The top is about 30 feet across. There is a
trapdoor in the center of the roof, but that is not the oddest
thing you see up here. There are several huge fell beasts feasting
on corpses! The incredible reek makes you almost faint from nausea,
and it is so strong you can't focus on anything.
    The only obvious exit is down.
 An anonymous figure
 The somewhat decayed remains of Beast
 The dark skinned beast master stands here grinning evilly
HP:230 EP:113 l u
    You stand at the top of the high tower. Now that you can see
the entire tower, you notice it is much wider than you thought
to begin with. The top is about 30 feet across. There is a
trapdoor in the center of the roof, but that is not the oddest
thing you see up here. There are several huge fell beasts feasting
on corpses! The incredible reek makes you almost faint from nausea,
and it is so strong you can't focus on anything.
    The only obvious exit is down.
 An anonymous figure
 The dark skinned beast master stands here grinning evilly
HP:230 EP:112 l u
    You stand at the top of the high tower. Now that you can see
the entire tower, you notice it is much wider than you thought
to begin with. The top is about 30 feet across. There is a
trapdoor in the center of the roof, but that is not the oddest
thing you see up here. There are several huge fell beasts feasting
on corpses! The incredible reek makes you almost faint from nausea,
and it is so strong you can't focus on anything.
    The only obvious exit is down.
 An anonymous figure
 The dark skinned beast master stands here grinning evilly
HP:230 EP:111 u
On the top of a tall tower(d)
 An anonymous figure
 The dark skinned beast master stands here grinning evilly
HP:230 EP:111
Anonymous figure screams as he mutilates Beast master!
Beast master cremates someone in an incredible burst of energy.
shape master
Beast master is in average shape.
AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE
HP:230 EP:110 Anonymous figure misses Beast master.
Beast master misses someone.
Anonymous figure sends Beast master flying backwards with a powerful strike.
Beast master misses someone.
Anonymous figure carves Beast master sending chunks flying through the air.
Beast master misses someone.
Anonymous figure carves Beast master sending chunks flying through the air.
Beast master burns someone.
shape master
Beast master is in average shape.
AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE
HP:230 EP:105 Anonymous figure misses Beast master.
Beast master consumes someone in burning light. 
Anonymous figure sends Beast master flying backwards with a powerful strike.
Beast master incinerates someone with the globe.
Anonymous figure misses Beast master.
Beast master consumes someone in burning light. 
d
The top floor of the black tower(u)
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:230 EP:99 Someone steps out of the background.
^ Mikah: hello
trigger Ikea todo hunt ikea
hunt ikea
The next time you see 'Ikea', you will do: 'hunt ikea'.
HP:230 EP:97 You begin to hunt Ikea.
Triggered!  doing: hunt ikea
HP:230 EP:97 You are already hunting Ikea!
HP:230 EP:97 trigger climbs down todo climb down
The next time you see 'climbs down', you will do: 'climb down'.
Ikea grips a magnificent dwarven axe with one hand.
shape ikea
Ikea is near death.
NEAR DEATH!! DIE WHORE!! NEAR DEATH!!! DIE WHORE!! NEAR DEATH!!!
HP:230 EP:82 backstab ikea
You sneak up and stab Ikea from behind!
HP:230 EP:30 You dilacerate Ikea like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
You dilacerate Ikea like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
The runes on the Fang glow brightly as you tower over your
vanquished foe.  Facing imminent death, they cower in fear
before your greatness!
You killed Ikea.
Ikea has died.
The ghost of Ikea drifts up.
off
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:25 Trigger deactivated.
HP:230 EP:25 You are not presently hunting anyone.
HP:230 EP:25 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:25 stop
You are not in combat with anyone.
HP:230 EP:25 fade off
You relax from your efforts to fade into the background, and are 
once more noticeable as who you are.
HP:230 EP:24 ^ Oskadis: does the flower that was mentioned in newest news revive the
     player? I'm not sure exactly what that means, and I can't help spell
     anything