Lopiki

Posted by
Lomar [legacy]
Uploaded
20 September 2004 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Watch Lopiki get solo'd and get owned by his stupidity


eaglesight
You fail to convince the powers of nature to give you extended sight.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> eaglesight
You fail to convince the powers of nature to give you extended sight.
<(HP:230 EP:210)> eaglesight
eaglesight
You fail to convince the powers of nature to give you extended sight.
<(HP:230 EP:200)> You summon the forces of nature to extend your sight.
<(HP:230 EP:180)> ^ Amethyst: can you plead for more time on a fine?
do drop jerky from pack, drop jerky from cloak, 2eat jerky, get jerky into cloak, get jerky into pack
Do: starting commands.
<(HP:230 EP:180)> Ok.
<(HP:230 EP:180)> Drop what?
<(HP:230 EP:180)> You chew down the jerky.
<(HP:230 EP:200)> There is no jerky here.
<(HP:230 EP:200)> There is no jerky here to get.
<(HP:230 EP:200)> There is no jerky here to get.
<(HP:230 EP:200)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:230 EP:200)> do drop jerky from pack, drop jerky from cloak, 2eat jerky, get jerky into cloak, get jerky into pack
Do: starting commands.
<(HP:230 EP:200)> Ok.
<(HP:230 EP:200)> Drop what?
<(HP:230 EP:200)> You chew down the jerky.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> There is no jerky here.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> There is no jerky here to get.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> There is no jerky here to get.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> Frippi looks at you.
10n
Do: starting commands.
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Southward Road(se, e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> 6n
4w
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:230 EP:221)> Do: starting commands.
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:221)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:220)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 A Dale messenger
<(HP:230 EP:220)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 A branch (burned out)
<(HP:230 EP:220)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> Do: starting commands.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:220)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:220)> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:220)> The Plains(e, s, encampment, w and n)
<(HP:230 EP:220)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> l encampment
You are blocked from looking there.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> i
Gold: 507              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
 A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A dwarven hauberk (worn).
 A bloodstained cloak (worn).
 A studded leather baldric containing an elven short sword (worn).
 The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
 A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> ^ Zoso: well, use a very sharp knife and put the onion in the fridge for a
     while before you cut it
draw sword
You whip your elven short sword from your baldric with a whisk of menace!
You wield an elven short sword.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> ^ Betus: try to peel them near a stream of water
trigger Lopiki todo hunt lopiki
The next time you see 'Lopiki', you will do: 'hunt lopiki'.
<(HP:230 EP:220)> fade
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
<(HP:230 EP:180)> enter
What?
<(HP:230 EP:180)> encampment
Outside an encampment(out and enter)
 Corpse of Guard
<(HP:230 EP:180)> enter
The inside of the camp(se, e, out, sw, ne, nw and w)
 A branch (burned out)
 A resting soldier
 A resting soldier
<(HP:230 EP:178)> glance nw
Inside a wain filled with the wounded(out)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A branch (burning)
 A branch
 A branch (burned out)
 A Rohirrim captive
 An easterling guard
 A soldier lies here, dying
 A soldier lies here, dying
Triggered!  doing: hunt lopiki
<(HP:230 EP:178)> There is no such living object here.
<(HP:230 EP:178)> nw
Inside a wain filled with the wounded(out)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A branch (burning)
 A branch
 A branch (burned out)
 A Rohirrim captive
 An easterling guard
 A soldier lies here, dying
 A soldier lies here, dying
<(HP:230 EP:178)> Lopiki misses Guard.
Guard misses Lopiki.
shape lopiki
Lopiki is in average shape.
AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG
Triggered!  doing: hunt lopiki
<(HP:230 EP:177)> You begin to hunt Lopiki.
party say $HIB$I am hunting $HIY$Lopiki$HIB$.
<(HP:230 EP:177)> You are not in a party.
<(HP:230 EP:177)> Lopiki assails Guard with an array of blows.
Guard grazes Lopiki.
l lopiki

A gruff, dark looking dwarf, his eyes burn with fire of madness.
His face is scarred from many battles and failed experiments.
You feel the urge to look away.
His skin has been transformed into bark.
Lopiki seems to emit darkness.
Lopiki is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor
with 0 wins and 0 losses.
 He is carrying:
A sapphire sword (wielded).
A sharp carving knife.
A crystal (worn).
A vial of vigour.
A simple leather baldric containing a sturdy sword (worn).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A shiny metal codpiece (worn).
A pair of mail pants (worn).
A tower guard's helmet (worn).
A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
An emerald shield (worn).
A staff sling containing a strange runed staff (worn).
A set of iron bracers.
A spellbook.
Rank insignia.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
Triggered!  doing: hunt lopiki
<(HP:230 EP:176)> You are already hunting Lopiki!
<(HP:230 EP:176)> Lopiki slices Guard cleanly.
Triggered!  doing: hunt lopiki
Guard misses Lopiki.
You are already hunting Lopiki!
<(HP:230 EP:173)> backstab lopiki
You sneak up and stab Lopiki from behind!
Triggered!  doing: hunt lopiki
<(HP:230 EP:123)> You are already hunting Lopiki!
<(HP:230 EP:123)> trigger pounds todo knock on gates
The next time you see 'pounds', you will do: 'knock on gates'.
<(HP:230 EP:123)> You massacre Lopiki with incredible force!
Guard misses Lopiki.
shape
Lopiki is in average shape.
AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG
<(HP:230 EP:122)> i
Gold: 487     (rough)  Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 An elven short sword (wielded).
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
 A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A dwarven hauberk (worn).
 A bloodstained cloak (worn).
 A studded leather baldric (worn).
 The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
 A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
<(HP:230 EP:122)> Lopiki slices you cleanly.
You hit Lopiki very hard.
Guard hits Lopiki very hard.
focus aim
You start focusing on your aim skill.
<(HP:226 EP:120)> shape
Lopiki doesn't look so great.
DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG
<(HP:226 EP:120)> Lopiki misses you.
You hit Lopiki very hard.
Guard misses Lopiki.
shape
Lopiki doesn't look so great.
DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG - DLSG
<(HP:226 EP:117)> Lopiki misses you.
You hit Lopiki.
Guard misses Lopiki.
Lopiki drinks from a crystal vial.
Lopiki drops an empty vial.
^ Ruthgaer: Are you for real Zoso? does it work?
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
Guard hits Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves Out.
You follow Lopiki out.
The inside of the camp(se, e, out, sw, ne, nw and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A branch (burned out)
 A resting soldier
 A resting soldier
shape
Lopiki leaves Out.
You follow Lopiki out.
Outside an encampment(out and enter)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 The somewhat decayed remains of Guard
Lopiki leaves Out.
You follow Lopiki out.
The Plains(e, s, encampment, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves East.
You follow Lopiki east.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves East.
You follow Lopiki east.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki is a bit tipsy.
<(HP:226 EP:113)> Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves East.
You follow Lopiki east.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves East.
You follow Lopiki east.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
^ Betus: what Zoso said works also
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves Southeast.
You follow Lopiki southeast.
The wall of Mordor(sw, s, ne, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The wall of Mordor(sw, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The wall of Mordor(sw, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The wall of Mordor(sw, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves Southwest.
You follow Lopiki southwest.
The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves Southeast.
You follow Lopiki southeast.
The wall of Mordor(se, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
^ Zoso: and if all else fails wear goggles
Lopiki leaves Southeast.
You follow Lopiki southeast.
The wall of Mordor(e, sw, s, w and nw)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves East.
You follow Lopiki east.
A small valley(w and hut) [e]
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves Hut.
You follow Lopiki hut.
Inside a hut(out)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty vial
 An old woman is standing here by her cauldron
 A black cauldron
shape
Lopiki hits you with the flat of the blade.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki is a bit tipsy.
<(HP:223 EP:108)> trigger pounds todo knock on gates
The next time you see 'pounds', you will do: 'knock on gates'.
<(HP:223 EP:108)> Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves Out.
You follow Lopiki out.
A small valley(w and hut) [e]
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
The wall of Mordor(e, sw, s, w and nw)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The wall of Mordor(se, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(se, e, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(se, e, s, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Ithilien forest(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A Haradrim blademaster smiles grimly at you
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Ithilien forest(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A great eagle is flying here {above you}
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Southward Road(e, sw, ne, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves Southwest.
You follow Lopiki southwest.
The Southward Road(ne and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
East Gate of Osgiliath(e and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
The East gate of Osgiliath(e)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki pounds on the gate and is escorted within.

Triggered!  doing: knock on gates
You follow Lopiki gate.
You can't go that way!
    You cautiously step up to the great gate and give it three solid raps.
For a moment you think the city has been abandoned; then a guard comes out
and escorts you in.
The road through Osgiliath(gate and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A silent sentinel stands watch over the gate
 An empty bottle (open)
 An empty bottle (open)
<(HP:224 EP:104)> The Sentinel nods at Lopiki and allows them to pass.
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
The Sentinel nods at you and allows you to pass.
The road through Osgiliath(e, n and nw)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves Northwest.
You follow Lopiki northwest.
The road through Osgiliath(se, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An orcish arrow
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
Bridge of Osgiliath(e and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A large nasty Uruk protects the archers
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge
The Uruk blocking Lopiki's way steps aside, bowing to the servant of Sauron.
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
The Uruk blocking your way steps aside, bowing to you, servant of Sauron.
Center of Osgiliath(e, sw and nw)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble
Lopiki leaves Northwest.
You follow Lopiki northwest.
The center of Osgiliath(se and sw)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble
Lopiki leaves Southwest.
You follow Lopiki southwest.
The center of Osgiliath(se, ne and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
x holy fucking like perfect shape
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
A bridge of Osgiliath(e and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A large nasty Uruk protects the archers
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge
You say in Westron: holy fucking like perfect shape
<(HP:224 EP:102)> Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
On the west road(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
On the west road near the dome(e and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An Uruk patrols the city
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
Inside the city(e, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
West gate of Osgiliath(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
West of Osgiliath(e, sw, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Frippi Took the hobbit Con Artist (Demonic)
 An arrow
 A signpost
 A hitching post
^ Valruth: You can also burn a candle beside you and that helps
trigger moves todo move vines
The next time you see 'moves', you will do: 'move vines'.
<(HP:224 EP:102)> shape
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki is a bit tipsy.
<(HP:224 EP:102)> You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki removes a sapphire sword.
Lopiki wields his strange runed staff with a look of determination.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves Southwest.
You follow Lopiki southwest.
The Southward Road(e, ne, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
The Great West Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Outside the Rammas Echor(s, w and n) [e]
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Great West Road(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Great West Road(se, e, s, ne, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A badly wounded Rohirrim soldier
Lopiki leaves Southeast.
You follow Lopiki southeast.
The Great West Road(se, e, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Horseman of Rohan is riding a fighting Rohan horse
 A fighting Rohan horse
Lopiki leaves Southeast.
You follow Lopiki southeast.
The Great West Road(se, e, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Pelennor Fields(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Pelennor Fields(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Pelennor Fields(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Skillful Rohirrim soldier is riding a Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Great West Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A company of easterlings called 'The Night Creepers'
Lopiki leaves Southwest.
You follow Lopiki southwest.
The Great West Road(e, sw, s, ne and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A bowl with a lid
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Great West Road(e, s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Forlong the Fat, Lord of Lossarnach
 A noble warrior of Anfalas
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(e, enter, s and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 A brand
 A signpost
 A hitching post
^ Amethyst: can you plead for more time on a fine?
Lopiki leaves Enter.
You follow Lopiki enter.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
trigger leaps todo leap into cellar
The next time you see 'leaps', you will do: 'leap into cellar'.
<(HP:224 EP:95)> You miss Lopiki.
shape
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:224 EP:93)> Lopiki misses you.
You hit Lopiki.
shape
Lopiki is in average shape.
AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG - AVG
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:224 EP:90)> Lopiki misses you.
You hit Lopiki.
focus aim
You focused on aim last time, try something different!
<(HP:224 EP:88)> i
^ Valruth: No
Gold: 533     (rough)  Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 An elven short sword (wielded).
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
 A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A dwarven hauberk (worn).
 A bloodstained cloak (worn).
 A studded leather baldric (worn).
 The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
 A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
<(HP:224 EP:88)> Lopiki misses you.
You hit Lopiki.
l
    The once proud city of Minas Tirith lies broken and battered. The
sturdy gates that once protected the good people who dwell here
now lie useless and splintered upon the ground. The entire first level
of Minas Tirith is under great distress. Fires rage throughout
the streets, and the horrors of war surround you.
A foul brown haze covers everything.
    The only obvious exits are pelennor, south, west, northwest and
north.
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
<(HP:225 EP:87)> Lopiki hits you very hard.
You miss Lopiki.
Janne ehs.
Lopiki misses you.
You hit Lopiki.
Janne hmms.
Lopiki's staff fires a red beam at you and hits you dead on.
You scream in agony!

Suddenly a blue mist forms around you and gets absorbed
by the powers of Lopiki's staff!
Lopiki removes a strange runed staff.
Lopiki puts a strange runed staff into a staff sling.
Lopiki gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak.
Lopiki opens a silver flask.
Lopiki drinks from a silver flask.
Lopiki closes a silver flask.
Lopiki puts a silver flask into a bloodstained cloak.
You miss Lopiki.

<(HP:167 EP:80)> Lopiki gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak.
shape
Lopiki opens a silver flask.
Lopiki drinks from a silver flask.
Lopiki closes a silver flask.
Lopiki puts a silver flask into a bloodstained cloak.
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:167 EP:80)> Janne says in Westron: its dark
You miss Lopiki.
Janne says in Westron: !
You scratch Lopiki.
Summit enters.
Summit leaves for the Pelennor fields.
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
shape
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:167 EP:75)> Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
l
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
[ Chat ] Greg: What kind of music do you think I should have at my party?
Lopiki grazes you.
You hit Lopiki hard.
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
    The once proud city of Minas Tirith lies broken and battered. The
sturdy gates that once protected the good people who dwell here
now lie useless and splintered upon the ground. The entire first level
of Minas Tirith is under great distress. Fires rage throughout
the streets, and the horrors of war surround you.
A foul brown haze covers everything.
    The only obvious exits are pelennor, south, west, northwest and
north.
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
<(HP:164 EP:73)> Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
shape
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:164 EP:73)> Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Janne says in Westron: GO LOPIKI
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki stops emitting darkness.

Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, s, w, nw and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 Janne Almgren the dunedain Burglar (Hand of Eru)
<(HP:164 EP:70)> shape
Lopiki is in perfect shape.
PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:164 EP:70)> Lopiki misses you.
You graze Lopiki.
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
x omg perfect shape
You say in Westron: omg perfect shape
<(HP:165 EP:67)> Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
[ Chat ] Qfm: who are you having over?
^ Ruthgaer: Burn a candle?
x what the hell
You say in Westron: what the hell
<(HP:165 EP:64)> Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
focus aim
You focused on aim last time, try something different!
<(HP:165 EP:62)> skills
Common Skills:
Aim            : 110       Attack         :  95       Awareness      : 100
Defense        :  95       Dodge          :  95       Fire building  : 100
Intuition      : 100       Riding         : 100

Professional Skills:               Other Skills:
Assassination    : 100             Blocking         :  45
Deception        : 100             Resist magic     :  45
Disguise         : 100             Tactics          :  45
Stalking         : 100             Wilderness       :  56
<(HP:165 EP:62)> [ Chat ] Greg: The 'Showtune Extravaganza' was rather poorly recieved.
Betus enters.
Lopiki misses you.
You hit Lopiki very hard.
Summit enters.
x Die mother fucker :P
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
You say in Westron: Die mother fucker :P
<(HP:165 EP:57)> ^ Valruth: Did I stutter?
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
shape
Betus leaves south.
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:165 EP:55)> i
Gold: 452     (rough)  Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 An elven short sword (wielded).
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
 A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A dwarven hauberk (worn).
 A bloodstained cloak (worn).
 A studded leather baldric (worn).
 The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
 A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
<(HP:165 EP:55)> Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
shape
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:165 EP:53)> Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.
Street(s, w and n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki misses you.
You inflict massive damage to Lopiki.
Summit enters.
Summit leaves south.
Lopiki leaves West.
You follow Lopiki west.
A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Kerr tells you: inside mt gate
shape
Lopiki is in good shape.
GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:166 EP:51)> Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki misses you.
You scratch Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
[ Chat ] Greg: So I might have to do something more conventional. :P
do drink phial, drop empty phial
Do: starting commands.
<(HP:121 EP:49)> You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect.  Slowly,
you feel your body growing in strength and power!  You feel like you 
could take on anyone!  Yes!  YES!  You feel incredible!
<(HP:121 EP:49)> Ok.
<(HP:121 EP:49)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:121 EP:49)> [ Chat ] Qfm: haha
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki misses you.
You miss Lopiki.
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
do get pepper from cloak, get pepper from pack, fling pepper at lopiki, put pepper into cloak, put pepper into pack
Do: starting commands.
<(HP:156 EP:147)> Ok.
<(HP:156 EP:147)> There is no pepper in the pack to get.
<(HP:156 EP:147)> You blind and disorient Lopiki with pepper dust!
<(HP:156 EP:147)> Ok.
<(HP:156 EP:147)> Put what into what?
<(HP:156 EP:147)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:156 EP:147)> Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
do drop empty flask from cloak, get flask from cloak, open flask, drink flask, close flask, drop empty flask, put flask into cloak
Lopiki sneezes.
do drop empty flask from cloak, get flask from cloak, open flask, drink flask, close flask, drop empty flask, put flask into cloak
Do: starting commands.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Drop what?
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Ok.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> You open a silver flask.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> You close a silver flask.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Drop what?
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Ok.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> do drop empty flask from cloak, get flask from cloak, open flask, drink flask, close flask, drop empty flask, put flask into cloak
Do: starting commands.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Drop what?
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Ok.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> You open a silver flask.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> You close a silver flask.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Drop what?
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Ok.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Do: starting commands.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Drop what?
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Ok.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> You open a silver flask.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> You close a silver flask.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Drop what?
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Ok.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> Do: Commands completed.
<(HP:116 EP:147)> You are too busy to make an attack!
   shape
Lopiki is near death.
ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND
Lopiki has a bad headache.
<(HP:116 EP:144)> Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
^ Ruthgaer: Sorry but it just doesn't make any sense
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
Lopiki leaves North.
You follow Lopiki north.

    You make your way back across the shards of glass, cutting
yourself yet again.

A heaping mess where once stood a home(e, s and w)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
 An empty phial
Lopiki leaves South.
You follow Lopiki south.

    You make your way across the heaping mess stepping on shards
of broken glass, cutting yourself.

A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 Lopiki Zhopiki the dwarf Battlemage (Demonic)
focus aim
You focused on aim last time, try something different!
<(HP:66 EP:144)> Lopiki has died.
shape
Usage: shape <target>
<(HP:66 EP:143)> fade off
You relax from your efforts to fade into the background, and are 
once more noticeable as who you are.
<(HP:66 EP:142)> Lopiki says in Westron: ahhaha
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
 [ Chat ] Lomar: legend lopiki
^legend lopiki
^ Lomar: legend lopiki
<(HP:179 EP:225)> ^ Ruthgaer: Unless you're even more sadistic
glance
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
 The ghost of Lopiki
 Corpse of Lopiki
<(HP:179 EP:225)> x haha
You say in Westron: haha
<(HP:179 EP:225)> put sword into sheath
You remove an elven short sword.
Ok.
<(HP:179 EP:225)> Lopiki says in Westron: fucking alias
wear all from corpse
sling           : You wear a staff sling containing a strange runed staff.
emerald shield  : You wear an emerald shield.
mother-of-pearl carapace : Failed!
leather scout ruck : Failed!
tower guard's helmet : Failed!
pair of mail pants : You wear a pair of mail pants.
shiny codpiece  : You wear a shiny metal codpiece.
crystal         : Failed!
bloodstained cloak : Failed!
baldric         : Failed!
crystal         : Failed!
<(HP:181 EP:227)> The effects wear off.