Ikea does not die.

Posted by
Delrin [legacy]
Uploaded
24 September 2004 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

Thanks to this retarded emotebreaking and quickheal. (Ikea wanted it posted, his view)


Stocky orc scratches you.
headbutt
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Stocky orc.
--HP:56 EP:134-- headbutt
You are too busy to make an attack!
--HP:56 EP:134-- headbutt
You are too busy to make an attack!
--HP:56 EP:134-- headbutt
You are too busy to make an attack!
--HP:56 EP:134-- You are too busy to make an 
attack!
--HP:56 EP:134-- s
Top landing of the turret stairs(e, s, u and n)
--HP:56 EP:134-- i
Gold: 4       (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A flaming longsword (wielded).
*A vial of vigour (in hands).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
*A simple leather baldric (worn).
*A simple guard baldric containing a short sword (worn).
*A suit of chain link mail (mended) (worn).
*A black riding cloak (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A smoothly polished white ring (glowing) (worn).
*A smoothly polished white ring (glowing) (worn).
*A keyring containing 6 keys (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear.
*A carved war-horn.
*An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with a bloodstone.
*A spellbook.
*A mithril ring, inlaid with a small carved skull.
--HP:56 EP:134-- score
Ikea E-lite the edain Knight (Demonic)
You are completely smashed.
Your tummy is very happy, but not yet full.
HP: 56/200   END: 134/200   Exp: 299450    Avg. Stats: 92
Strength:  96          Agility:  94            Charisma:  92
Constitution:  93      Coordination:  86       Intelligence:  94
Level 16 warrior, 9d 4h 18m 38s old.
--HP:56 EP:134-- i pack
Gold: 4       (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
There is nothing in your orc courier pack.

--HP:56 EP:134-- i cloak
Gold: 4       (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You dig around in your cloak and find:
Your cloak is less than half full.

*A silver flask
*A small green vial
--HP:60 EP:138-- i
Gold: 6       (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A flaming longsword (wielded).
*A vial of vigour (in hands).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
*A simple leather baldric (worn).
*A simple guard baldric containing a short sword (worn).
*A suit of chain link mail (mended) (worn).
*A black riding cloak (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A smoothly polished white ring (glowing) (worn).
*A smoothly polished white ring (glowing) (worn).
*A keyring containing 6 keys (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear.
*A carved war-horn.
*An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with a bloodstone.
*A spellbook.
*A mithril ring, inlaid with a small carved skull.
--HP:60 EP:138-- In these lawless lands, no crimes 
can be reported.
Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!
wimpy off
You're no wimp!
--HP:60 EP:138-- s
The torture chamber of Cirith Ungol(n)
A black flask (empty)
An empty bottle
A taciturn understudy
A naked male eorling
--HP:60 EP:138-- You are too busy to make an 
attack!
Anonymous figure savagely mutilates you with a slash of 
the sword!
^ Hallam: well, I thought there was something interesting that was 
going
     to follow =(
s
You can't go that way!
--HP:18 EP:138-- drink
Drink what?
--HP:18 EP:138-- You miss someone.
You're savagely mutilated by Anonymous figure's 
razor-sharp blade!
do drink vial,drink phial,drop empty vial,drop empty phial
Do: starting commands.
--HP:-13 EP:138-- The fluid tastes bitter in your 
mouth.
--HP:72 EP:200-- There is no phial here.
--HP:72 EP:200-- Ok.
--HP:72 EP:200-- Drop what?
--HP:72 EP:200-- Do: Commands completed.
--HP:72 EP:200-- l
    You have entered what must be the torture chamber
of Cirith Ungol.  Various abominable torture devices are
positioned around this room.  Along the west wall there
are shackles for stringing up the poor souls that have been
captured by the orcs.  Currently there is a naked man chained
to the wall.
    The only obvious exit is north.
An empty vial
An anonymous figure
A black flask (empty)
An empty bottle
A taciturn understudy
A naked male eorling
--HP:72 EP:200-- You miss someone.
You're stabbed viciously by Anonymous figure.
Understudy2Armoury
Do: starting commands.
--HP:65 EP:200-- Top landing of the turret 
stairs(e, s, u and n)
--HP:65 EP:200-- Top landing of the turret stairs(d 
and w)
--HP:65 EP:200-- Bottom landing of the turret 
stairs(d, s and u)
--HP:65 EP:200-- Bottom landing of the turret 
stairs(out and stairs)
--HP:65 EP:200-- Entrance to the turret(e, s, 
turret and n)
An orc spearman watches over the turret
A large catapult
--HP:65 EP:200-- The east parapet(d, sw, w and 
nw)
--HP:65 EP:200-- A torch-lit hallway(u and 
w)
--HP:65 EP:200-- A torch-lit hallway(e, d, s, w and 
n)
--HP:65 EP:200-- A torch-lit hallway(s, u, w and 
n)
A flabby orc guard
--HP:65 EP:200-- You miss someone.
Anonymous figure inflicts massive damage to you with a 
brutal attack!
A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
--HP:46 EP:200-- Do: Commands completed.
Armoury2Break
Do: starting commands.
--HP:46 EP:200-- A torch-lit hallway(e, s, w and 
n)
--HP:46 EP:200-- The officers' messhall(n)
Rilornd slouches against the wall
Ingornt sits here peacefully eating
--HP:46 EP:200-- You emote: Ikea leaps off the 
balcony!
--HP:46 EP:200-- You emote: Ikea leaps off the 
balcony!
--HP:46 EP:200-- You emote: Ikea leaps off the 
balcony!
--HP:46 EP:200-- A torch-lit hallway(e, s, w and 
n)
--HP:46 EP:200-- You attempt to step into the 
background, but fail to conceal yourself.
--HP:46 EP:185-- You fade into the background, an 
anonymous and nameless member of
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- The officers' messhall(n)
Rilornd slouches against the wall
Ingornt sits here peacefully eating
--HP:46 EP:145-- You leap off the balcony towards 
the ground below!
The mess hall of Cirith Ungol(e, w and n)
An orc guard eating a meal
An orc soldier eating a meal
You manage to land on your feet!
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- You are already blending into the 
background.
--HP:46 EP:145-- A torch-lit hallway(e, s and 
n)
A snaga messenger
--HP:46 EP:145-- A torch-lit hallway(s and 
n)
--HP:46 EP:145-- A torch-lit hallway(e and 
s)
--HP:46 EP:145-- A torch-lit hallway(e, u, w and 
n)
--HP:46 EP:145-- A torch-lit hallway(d, s and 
w)
--HP:46 EP:145-- A torch-lit hallway(e, s, w and 
n)
--HP:46 EP:145-- A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and 
s)
--HP:46 EP:145-- Do: Commands completed.
--HP:46 EP:145-- ^ Rand: Well, you thought wrong
l
    This is a wide stone-paved corridor in the fortress of Cirith
Ungol.  Torches mounted on wall brackets splutter fitfully,
lending a dim, blood-red light that seems to welcome and dance
with the watching shadows.  Dank stone walls arch above, once
magnificent masonry wretched from years of neglect and disrepair.
There is little sound save for the beating of your heart and the
rap of your feet, which seems to grow to an echoing noise, like
the slapping of great hands upon the stone slabs.
The armoury door is locked.
    The only obvious exits are east, armoury and south.
Armoury2Kitchen
Do: starting commands.
--HP:50 EP:141-- A torch-lit hallway(e, s, w and 
n)
--HP:50 EP:141-- A torch-lit hallway(d, s and 
w)
--HP:50 EP:141-- A torch-lit hallway(e, u, w and 
n)
--HP:50 EP:141-- A torch-lit hallway(e and 
s)
--HP:50 EP:141-- A torch-lit hallway(s and 
n)
--HP:50 EP:141-- A torch-lit hallway(e, s and 
n)
A snaga messenger
--HP:50 EP:141-- The mess hall of Cirith Ungol(e, w 
and n)
An orc guard eating a meal
An orc soldier eating a meal
--HP:50 EP:141-- A scullery(messhall and 
kitchen)
--HP:50 EP:141-- The kitchen of Cirith Ungol(larder 
and scullery)
An orc lackey
A cooking wench
--HP:50 EP:141-- Do: Commands completed.
Kitchen2Well
Do: starting commands.
--HP:50 EP:140-- A putrid larder(d and 
out)
--HP:50 EP:140-- A stairwell in the cellars(e, s 
and u)
--HP:50 EP:140-- A cellar hallway(e and w)
--HP:50 EP:140-- A cellar hallway(s, w and 
n)
--HP:50 EP:140-- A dark room with a well in the 
center(s)
--HP:50 EP:140-- Do: Commands completed.
--HP:50 EP:140-- hands
You have two hands.
You are holding a flaming longsword            (wielded)
You have one free hand.
--HP:50 EP:139-- put sword into baldric
You see more than one baldric.  Using the first of the following:
  on your person: a simple sheepskin sheath (worn)
  on your person: a simple leather baldric (worn)
  on your person: a simple guard baldric (worn)
As you lay the weapon aside, the flames die.
You remove a magnificent longsword.
Ok.
--HP:50 EP:139--
get flask from cloak
Ok.
--HP:54 EP:142-- l
    This is a rather small, dingy room, more like a dungeon than
a cellar.  It is void of any sort of furniture or ornament, but
in the center is a hole with some rocks piled around it.  It
would seem that it is some sort of well, used by the orcs of
Cirith Ungol for water.  It is doubtful, however, just how fresh
any water running through the Ephel Duath could be.
    The only obvious exit is south.
--HP:54 EP:142-- ^ Hallam: that was what the =( was 
for.
jump into well
    You close your eyes, screw up your courage and jump down
    into the deep dark abyss!