I had parsing and triggers off to begin this whole thing. Pretty amusing I thought. :)

<|HP:230 EP:103|> Alexa tells you: a serpent sword is now on sale as lot 393, minimum bid 150
     gold FRESH with nice emotes
^ Atheron FDL
^ Atheron: It's been a long while since I've seen serpent sword on alexa.
^ Aekold: What's funny?
^ Aekold: Ah, on second thought, that's something I might very well fall
     down while laughing at myself.
The southeast door swings open.
Anonymous figure closes the southeast door.
Anonymous figure opens the southeast door.
The southeast door swings shut.
The southeast door swings open.
Anonymous figure closes the southeast door.
The southeast door swings open.
Dreadson enters.
Dreadson closes the southeast door.
Dreadson opens the southeast door.
Dreadson leaves southeast.
The southeast door swings shut.
The southeast door swings open.
Dreadson enters.
Dreadson closes the southeast door.
Dreadson says: you are everywhere I go
Dreadson grins like one of the gargoyles atop the Castle at Dol Amroth.
Dreadson opens the southeast door.
Dreadson leaves southeast.
The southeast door swings shut.
Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure wreaks havoc on you with many devastating blows.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure assails you with an array of blows.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
^ Astargon: Ok, does this sound bizarre to anyone else? Tiger Woods got
     married. Spent his wedding night on a yachy with his new bride... and
     her twin sister?!?!?!?!
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Anonymous figure says in some strange tongue:  eor rafhere
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
^ Klasbertli: no not at all
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
^ Astargon: yacht, not yachy
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
^ Azoroth: actually, sounds like he's pretty lucky
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You graze someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
^ Aekold: Why do you care?
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
^ Klasbertli: i fink hes horny
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
The southeast door swings open.
Palpatine enters.
Palpatine closes the southeast door.
You graze someone.
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Palpatine looks at you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
l
    This is the reception area of the Office of Estates. From what
you can gather, it is an administration building. That is to say, 
when a person dies without a will, the administrators take over the
estate to decide what should happen to the person's property. With
all the people dying in the war, the Office has been very busy lately.
Several workers are here, their heads down and their hands full of 
various parchments and official-looking forms. All around you are 
desks full of cluttered papers.
The southeast door is closed.
    The only obvious exits are east, southeast and north.
 Palpatine the edain Master Ranger (Angelic)
 An anonymous figure
<|HP:150 EP:121|> blink
^ Aekold: Thanks for notifying me, Klasbertli.
You blink.
<|HP:150 EP:121|> You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
se
Anonymous figure drinks from a crystal vial.
ne
You open the southeast door.
The streets of Minas Tirith(ne, nw and s)
You close the northwest door.
<|HP:150 EP:121|> ne
The streets of Minas Tirith(ne, enter and sw)
<|HP:150 EP:121|> The streets of Minas Tirith(e, n and sw)
 An old gossiper [29 rumours]
<|HP:150 EP:121|> e
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:150 EP:121|> n
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
A basic shop(out)
 A trash can
 Vyger stands here tending shop
<|HP:144 EP:121|> You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
out
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:145 EP:122|> e
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:145 EP:122|> e
The streets of Minas Tirith(ne, se and w)
<|HP:145 EP:122|> s
You can't go that way!
<|HP:145 EP:122|> w
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:145 EP:122|> You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
s
You open the south door.
The entrance to a shop(e, w and n)
You close the north door.
<|HP:145 EP:122|> dive bushes
You dive bushes.
<|HP:145 EP:122|> ^ Klasbertli: aekold your horny youreself
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
dive into bushes
You dive into bushes.
<|HP:142 EP:122|> You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
blink
n
You blink.
<|HP:142 EP:122|> You open the north door.
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
You close the south door.
<|HP:142 EP:122|> e
The streets of Minas Tirith(ne, se and w)
<|HP:142 EP:122|> s
You can't go that way!
<|HP:142 EP:122|> You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
^ Astargon: Hey, whatever floats his boat... just seems odd.
w
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:142 EP:122|> w
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:142 EP:122|> s
You open the south door.
The Waterwrights Guild(e, s and n)
You close the north door.
<|HP:142 EP:122|> You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
n
You open the north door.
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
You close the south door.
<|HP:142 EP:122|> e
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:142 EP:122|> s
You open the south door.
The entrance to a shop(e, w and n)
You close the north door.
<|HP:142 EP:122|> s
You can't go that way!
<|HP:142 EP:122|> You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
n
You open the north door.
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
You close the south door.
<|HP:143 EP:123|> e
The streets of Minas Tirith(ne, se and w)
<|HP:143 EP:123|> se
The streets of Minas Tirith(gate, s, nw and se)
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith [2]
<|HP:143 EP:123|> You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
s
Library entrance(s and n)
<|HP:143 EP:123|> Alexa tells you: a helm of Rohan is now on sale as lot 394, minimum bid 120
     gold FRESH! FreeLance
^ Cyron: Draugluin, my friend is visiting me and whats to show me
     something on his char, can he?
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
dive into bushes
You take a running start and dive into the bushes!
Some bushes(out)
 A weary old man
<|HP:140 EP:123|> fade
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
<|HP:140 EP:108|> fade
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
<|HP:140 EP:93|> fade
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
<|HP:140 EP:78|> fade
fade
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
Your deception skill has increased due to use.
<|HP:140 EP:63|> fade
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
<|HP:140 EP:48|> You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
Your deception skill has increased due to use.
<|HP:140 EP:33|> fade
You do not have the endurance to mask your movements.
<|HP:140 EP:33|> ^ Aekold: Again, thank you.
fade
You do not have the endurance to mask your movements.
<|HP:140 EP:33|> You are too busy to make an attack!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Palpatine tells you: what was that all about :P
Janika tells you: break! :p
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Anonymous figure taps his foot impatiently.
You miss someone. >->->->->->-> (Missed!) <--- Turned parsing and triggers on here.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone. >->->->->->-> (Missed!)
Anonymous figure misses you.
l
    Thick green bushes surround you in this little hideaway.  It
looks as if the gardener who landscaped here just forgot to add
in a couple more bushes to fill this out. Someone has made this 
into quite a cozy spot. The hollow is not very large and is quite
dry. The bushes rest right up against the south wall.
A foul brown haze covers everything.
    The only obvious exit is out.
 An anonymous figure
 A weary old man
<|HP:132 EP:35|> out
Library entrance(s and n)
<|HP:132 EP:35|> n
You miss someone. >->->->->->-> (Missed!)
Anonymous figure slices you cleanly.
The streets of Minas Tirith(gate, s, nw and se)
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith [2]
<|HP:125 EP:35|> w
You can't go that way!
<|HP:125 EP:35|> n
^ Astargon: I think something is a little hinky
You can't go that way!
<|HP:125 EP:35|> You miss someone. >->->->->->-> (Missed!)
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
nw
The streets of Minas Tirith(ne, se and w)
<|HP:124 EP:35|> nw
You can't go that way!
<|HP:124 EP:35|> w
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:124 EP:35|> n
A small hallway(ne and s)
<|HP:124 EP:35|> s
You miss someone. >->->->->->-> (Missed!)
Anonymous figure misses you.
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:124 EP:35|> w
The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:124 EP:35|> n
A basic shop(out)
 A trash can
 Vyger stands here tending shop
<|HP:124 EP:35|> do w,out,2e,2se,4s,sw,gate,2ne,4n,2nw,gate,4se,7s,4sw,gate,2ne,5n
You miss someone. >->->->->->-> (Missed!)
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
Do: starting commands.
<|HP:123 EP:36|> You can't go that way!
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(ne, se and w)
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(gate, s, nw and se)
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith [2]
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s and nw)
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(s, w and n)
<|HP:123 EP:36|> A dark tunnel through the embrasure(s and n)
 A dying soldier
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(e, s and n)
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(e, n and sw)
<|HP:123 EP:36|> The streets of Minas Tirith(ne, gate, w and sw)
<|HP:123 EP:36|> A large gate(ne, gate and sw)
 A citizen of Minas Tirith
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith [2]
 A shady looking character
<|HP:123 EP:36|> A city street(ne, nw, se and sw)
 A citizen of Minas Tirith [2]
<|HP:123 EP:36|> You miss someone. >->->->->->-> (Missed!)
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
A city street(n and sw)
 A citizen of Minas Tirith
<|HP:121 EP:36|> A city street(e, s, w and n)
 A Tower Guard
<|HP:121 EP:36|> A tunnel(s and n)
<|HP:121 EP:36|> The entrance to the Great Hall of the Guard(e, s, se, enter and n)
 A High Guard of Minas Tirith [2]
<|HP:121 EP:36|> A city street(ne, nw and s)
 A cheerful dog
 A citizen of Minas Tirith [2]
 The Town crier
 A small cat
<|HP:121 EP:36|> A city street(ne, nw and se)
 A citizen of Minas Tirith
<|HP:121 EP:36|> A large gate(gate, nw and se)
 A small cat
<|HP:121 EP:36|> Gatehouse leading to level three(gate, w and se)
 A Minas Tirith citizen out on some errand
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith [2]
<|HP:121 EP:36|> Street(nw and se)
<|HP:121 EP:36|> pelennor
Street(e, nw, se and w)
<|HP:121 EP:36|> Street(nw, w, se and n)
 Vermont, a proud Gondorian citizen
<|HP:121 EP:36|> Street(nw, s and w)
 A Gondorian civilian
<|HP:121 EP:36|> Street(e, nw, s, w and n)
 A young errand boy
<|HP:121 EP:36|> You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure hits you with the flat of the blade.
An outcropping of rock(s, steps and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> An arched tunnel(s and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> An outcropping of rock(s, n and steps)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(nw, s, w and n)
 A pictorial signpost
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Market square(e, ne, s, nw, se, w and n)
 A guard of Minas Tirith
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(w, n and sw)
 A Gondorian civilian
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(e, ne and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(e, ne, n and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(e, ne, enter and sw)
 A Gondorian civilian
<|HP:119 EP:36|> y
Street(ne, gate and w)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> A large gate(ne, gate and sw)
 Boy trying to help
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith [2]
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(ne, s and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(n and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(s, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(s and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(s and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Street(s, w and n)
 A crazy wandering the streets
 An empty wine bottle
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, nw, s, w and n)<|Mtbreak1--Mtbreak2--Mtbreak3--Mtbreak4|>
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Do: Commands completed.
<|HP:119 EP:36|> As you approach the gates, a Guard calls out to you:
    I have to warn you.  The field beyond this gate is swarming with
Orcs.  If you must depart on some mission, I can let you out, quickly.
But you take your life into your own hands with this decision.  Are
you sure you want to leave the city?
<|HP:119 EP:36|>     Guard says "Very well".
    The guard then opens a small iron-bound door built into the
massive gates.  He quickly slides two heavy iron bars in their mounts,
opens the door just far enough for you to squeeze past, and shoves
you through the opening.  As you turn back to the door, it closes
swiftly.  You hear the bars slide back in place.  You are on your own
now!
The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(e, s, enter and n)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
<|HP:119 EP:36|> t osgiliath
Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, ne, s, w and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, ne, s, n, w and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, s, w, n and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, nw, s, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, nw, s, se, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, ne, nw, s, se, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Outside the Rammas Echor(s, w and n)[e]
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, s, w, n and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Great West Road(e, s, nw, w, se and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Plains(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> West of Osgiliath(e, s, w, n and sw)<|Osgbreak1--Osgbreak2--Osgbreak3--Osgbreak4|>
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Travelto: Destination reached!
<|HP:119 EP:36|> who
                                               The Two Towers
                                                   

Total friends and clanmates and enemies: 5
Total users: 88
<|HP:119 EP:36|> i
Gold: 384              Encumbrance: severely encumbered 
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A golden amulet (worn).
*A golden amulet (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
*A simple leather baldric containing a sapphire sword (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*The cloak of shadows (worn).
<|HP:119 EP:36|> do 6e,ne,se,2e
n
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ne
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Do: starting commands.
<|HP:119 EP:36|> West gate of Osgiliath(e, s and w)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Inside the city(e, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> On the west road near the dome(e and w)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> On the west road(e, s, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> A bridge of Osgiliath(e and w)
 A large nasty Uruk protects the archers
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge [2]
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The Uruk blocking your way steps aside, bowing to you, servant of Sauron.
The center of Osgiliath(ne, se and w)
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The center of Osgiliath(se and sw)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Center of Osgiliath(e, nw and sw)
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble [3]
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Bridge of Osgiliath(e and w)
 A large nasty Uruk protects the archers
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge [2]
<|HP:119 EP:36|> request heal
The road through Osgiliath(s, w, se and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> Do: Commands completed.
<|HP:119 EP:36|> North Street(e, s and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> A road in Osgiliath(e and w)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> A path through Osgiliath(e, ne, w and n)
<|HP:119 EP:36|> A collapsed building(n and sw)
 An Uruk-Hai guard
 An injured Uruk-Hai lieutenant
<|HP:119 EP:36|> A run-down room(s)
 An Uruk-Hai healer
<|HP:119 EP:36|> The healer says: I don't work for free!
The healer takes 20 gold from your pockets.
The healer forces you to drink a repulsive dark green colored liquid, and
after you stop gagging from the taste, you begin to feel better.
<|HP:155 EP:72|> tell janika FDL