ANSICRAP
Some attempts, this one kinda shitty

A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 A patrolling guard
 An iron key (Battlerager) [broken]
HP:230 EP:179> s
A torch-lit hallway(u, w, n and s)
HP:230 EP:179> w
A shrine(e)
 A cowled black cloak [6]
HP:230 EP:179> rq
What?
HP:230 EP:179> e
A torch-lit hallway(u, w, n and s)
HP:230 EP:179> u
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e, d and s)
HP:230 EP:179> w
A torch-lit hallway(n and e)
HP:230 EP:179> n
A map room(s)
 An orc official
 A wiry Orc courier lounges around the room
HP:230 EP:179> 
You still feel drunk.
l courier
    This orc courier lounges around the room as he awaits
his load of messages to carry to Barad-dur.  He is tall and 
lanky -- perfectly suited for his job of endless running.  Thin
though he is, he is well-muscled in a wiry sort of way.  He
wears light leather armour dyed a dull black and low coal black
boots.  A patch on his left shoulder shows the red Eye of Sauron
glaring balefully at you. 
 He is carrying:
A short Orc scimitar (wielded).
Black leather armour (worn).
HP:230 EP:182> s
A torch-lit hallway(n and e)
HP:230 EP:182> e
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e, d and s)
HP:230 EP:182> d
A torch-lit hallway(u, w, n and s)
HP:230 EP:182> n
A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 Shabba the hobbit Canadian Metalhead {Moshin}
 Marvin the dwarf Untouchable (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Gothwin the silvan Lady Death (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A patrolling guard
 An iron key (Battlerager) [broken]
HP:230 EP:182> e
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
Gothwin enters.
Shabba enters.
Marvin enters.
HP:230 EP:182> e
Gothwin chats with her party.
A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)
Gothwin enters.
Marvin enters.
Shabba enters.
HP:230 EP:182> 
In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
Without warning, Gothwin stabs you from behind!
$:backstabbed by $HIY$Gothwin $0$Area: $HIY$CU tower (healer)$0$ Room: $HIY$A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)$0$!at hp:$HIY$230 $0$ep:$HIY$182 
wimpy off
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Ergo backstabbed by Gothwin Area: CU
     tower (healer) Room: A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)!at
     hp:230 ep:182
HP:230 EP:179> 
You're no wimp!
HP:230 EP:179> fade
fade
You're too busy fighting to fade into the background!
HP:230 EP:179> fade

In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
Without warning, Marvin stabs you from behind!
$:backstabbed by $HIY$Marvin $0$Area: $HIY$CU tower (healer)$0$ Room: $HIY$A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)$0$!at hp:$HIY$230 $0$ep:$HIY$179 
wimpy off
You're too busy fighting to fade into the background!
HP:230 EP:179> w
You're too busy fighting to fade into the background!
HP:230 EP:179> 
You are too busy to make an attack!
Gothwin misses you.
Marvin swings his blade in an overhead arc, causing immense damage to your jaw.
Marvin chats with his party.
w
[ Baruk Khazad-dum ] Ergo backstabbed by Marvin Area: CU
     tower (healer) Room: A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)!at
     hp:230 ep:179
HP:215 EP:176> 
You're no wimp!
HP:215 EP:176> w
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
Marvin enters.
Gothwin enters.
Shabba enters.
HP:215 EP:176> w
A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 A patrolling guard
 An iron key (Battlerager) [broken]
Gothwin enters.
Shabba enters.
Marvin enters.
HP:215 EP:176> 
You can't go that way!
HP:215 EP:176> 
You can't go that way!
HP:215 EP:176> a1
Do: starting commands.
HP:215 EP:176> 
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
Marvin enters.
Gothwin enters.
Shabba enters.
HP:215 EP:176> 
The officers' messhall(n)
 Rilornd slouches against the wall 
 Ingornt sits here peacefully eating
Gothwin enters.
Shabba enters.
Marvin enters.
HP:215 EP:176> 
You emote: Ergo leaps off the balcony!
HP:215 EP:176> 
You emote: Ergo leaps off the balcony!
HP:215 EP:176> 
You emote: Ergo leaps off the balcony!
HP:215 EP:176> 
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
Marvin enters.
Gothwin enters.
Shabba enters.
HP:215 EP:176> 
You're too busy fighting to fade into the background!
HP:215 EP:176> 
You're too busy fighting to fade into the background!
HP:215 EP:176> 
You're too busy fighting to fade into the background!
HP:215 EP:176> 
You're too busy fighting to fade into the background!
HP:215 EP:176> 
You're too busy fighting to fade into the background!
HP:215 EP:176> 
The officers' messhall(n)
 Rilornd slouches against the wall 
 Ingornt sits here peacefully eating
Gothwin enters.
Shabba enters.
Marvin enters.
HP:215 EP:176> 
You leap off the balcony towards the ground below!
The mess hall of Cirith Ungol(w, n and e)
 An orc guard eating a meal
 An orc soldier eating a meal
You fall helplessly to the ground, landing face first!
HP:205 EP:176> 
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
HP:205 EP:161> 
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
HP:205 EP:121> 
You are already blending into the background.
HP:205 EP:121> 
You are already blending into the background.
HP:205 EP:121> 
You are already blending into the background.
HP:205 EP:121> 
A torch-lit hallway(n, e and s)
HP:205 EP:121> 
A torch-lit hallway(n and s)
 A patrolling guard
 A huge orc guard
HP:205 EP:120> 
A torch-lit hallway(e and s)
HP:205 EP:120> 
A torch-lit hallway(u, w, n and e)
HP:205 EP:120> 
A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)
HP:205 EP:120> 
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
HP:205 EP:120> 
A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 A patrolling guard
 An iron key (Battlerager) [broken]
HP:205 EP:120> 
Do: Commands completed.
HP:205 EP:120> 
Gothwin enters.
Shabba enters.
Marvin enters.
Gothwin leaves south.
Marvin leaves south.
Shabba leaves south.
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A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 A patrolling guard
 An iron key (Battlerager) [broken]
HP:205 EP:119> n
You can't go that way!
HP:205 EP:118> e
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
HP:205 EP:118> e
A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)
HP:205 EP:118> u
You can't go that way!
HP:205 EP:118> w
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
HP:205 EP:118> u
You can't go that way!
HP:205 EP:117> w
A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 A patrolling guard
 An iron key (Battlerager) [broken]
HP:205 EP:117> w
You can't go that way!
HP:205 EP:117> w
You can't go that way!
HP:205 EP:117> i
Gold: 106     (rough)  Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
*A magnificent moon shield (worn).
*A very important message.
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A studded leather baldric containing a crimson longsword (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A crystal (glowing) (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a crimson longsword (worn).
*Blacksmith gloves (worn).
*A dwarven prospector's pack (worn).
 A set of iron bracers (worn).
 A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
*Ergo's spellbook.
 The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
HP:205 EP:117> score
Ergo the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
You are somewhat drunk.
HP: 89%   END: 50%   Exp: 5353966 (+0)    Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100          Agility: 100            Charisma: 100
Constitution: 100      Coordination: 100       Intelligence: 100
Level 19 warrior, 38d 11h 19m 34s old.
You are blending into the background.
HP:205 EP:116> armoury
Guard says: Halt!  Who's there?
HP:205 EP:116> g
A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 A patrolling guard
 An iron key (Battlerager) [broken]
HP:207 EP:117> s
A torch-lit hallway(u, w, n and s)
HP:207 EP:117> w
A shrine(e)
 A dye trap
 Marvin the dwarf Untouchable (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Shabba the hobbit Canadian Metalhead {Moshin}
 Gothwin the silvan Lady Death (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A cowled black cloak [6]
HP:207 EP:117> gold
You drunkenly search and find 86 gold.
HP:207 EP:117> 
Shabba says in Westron: cant here
Shabba gets a dye trap. <- doh, had to leave







This two logs from the bkd vs everybodyelse war



You are carrying the following on your person:
*A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
*A crystal (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sapphire sword (worn).
*A smoothly polished white ring (glowing) (worn).
*A keyring containing 7 keys (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A set of iron bracers (worn).
*Ergo's spellbook.
*A mithril ring, inlaid with a bloodstone (worn).
(HP:230 EP:230) Rand enters.
Rand leaves south.
Azariah enters.
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West Gate of Bree(e, s, w, nw and n)
 Azariah Beeblebrox the dunedain Kingpin (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Globule FitzCrucible the sindar Apprentice (Moral)
 Ludacris' black horse [packed]
 A big sign
(HP:230 EP:230) ^ Ash: Byron was master once
hands
You have two hands.
You are not holding anything. <- Phial gone
You have two free hands.
(HP:230 EP:230) Phaedriel enters.
Phaedriel leaves east.
Azariah leaves east.
^ Byron: For one day of age.
Million enters.
Million leaves west.
^ Byron: For my 100th birthday.
Lethen enters.
Lethen leaves east.
i
Gold: 120              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A crystal (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sapphire sword (worn).
*A smoothly polished white ring (glowing) (worn).
*A keyring containing 7 keys (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A set of iron bracers (worn).
*Ergo's spellbook.
*A mithril ring, inlaid with a bloodstone (worn).
(HP:230 EP:230) Curr enters.
^ Byron: It was very nice of Master Ash to give me that luxury.
Azariah enters.
l flask in cloak
Clock: 18:00
    This silver flask contains a refreshing elf draught.  It is miruvor,
a drink prepared by Elves which is well known for its magnificent healing
properties.  Careful though, don't drink it all at once.
There are 5 doses left.
It is closed.
(HP:230 EP:230) The sun sets beyond the western horizon.
Clock: 18:00
i
Wrenn enters.
Gold: 120              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A crystal (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sapphire sword (worn).
*A smoothly polished white ring (glowing) (worn).
*A keyring containing 7 keys (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A set of iron bracers (worn).
*Ergo's spellbook.
*A mithril ring, inlaid with a bloodstone (worn).
(HP:230 EP:230) Curr leaves east.
g
Wrenn leaves north.
West Gate of Bree(e, s, w, nw and n)
 Azariah Beeblebrox the dunedain Kingpin (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Globule FitzCrucible the sindar Apprentice (Moral)
 Ludacris' black horse [packed]
 A big sign
(HP:230 EP:230) i
Gold: 120              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A crystal (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sapphire sword (worn).
*A smoothly polished white ring (glowing) (worn).
*A keyring containing 7 keys (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A set of iron bracers (worn).
*Ergo's spellbook.
*A mithril ring, inlaid with a bloodstone (worn).
(HP:230 EP:230) Oak enters.
Oak leaves north.
travelto rivendell
Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.
(HP:230 EP:230) Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, w and n)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
(HP:230 EP:230) West main street of Bree(se, e, s, w and n)
 Ratty the goat
(HP:230 EP:230) South main street of Bree(e, s, w and n)
 A grimy looking beggar
(HP:230 EP:230) Outside Ferny's Place(e, s and n)
 A grimy looking beggar
(HP:230 EP:230) South Gate of Bree(e, se, sw, s, ne, n and w)
(HP:230 EP:230) South Gate of Staddle(se, e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w, nw and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, se, sw, s, ne, n and w)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, ne, w, nw and n)
 An old gossiper [42 rumours, 37 new]
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, ne, w, nw and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w, nw and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w, nw and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) 
Travelto: aborted!  Type 'travelto resume' to continue.
(HP:230 EP:230) travelto resume
Travelto: resuming journey.
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, s, ne, n, nw and w)
 An empty bottle [3]
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) ^ Ash: A good bitch gets rewards.
The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(se, e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w, nw and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(se, e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w, nw and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Last Bridge(e and w) [s and n]
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s and n)
 Simon sits here looking very sad
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(se, e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w, nw and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(se, e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w, nw and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
 An old gossiper [42 rumours, 37 new]
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:230 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, w and n)
 Kalor the dunedain Twilight Guide (Wandering)
 Eznima Superstar the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
 Jaron the dunedain Young Lad (trudging off to war)
You feel as if you are being watched!
(HP:230 EP:230) Eznima fluidly feints to your right, catching you completely offguard
     with a vicious attack!
Eznima misses you.
The Great East Road(ne, w and n)
 An old gossiper [42 rumours, 37 new]
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:213 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, ne, w and n)
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
(HP:213 EP:230) Eznima misses you.
You miss Eznima....................... (Miss)
The Great East Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w)
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:214 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
(HP:214 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, s, w and n)
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:214 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, w and n)
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
(HP:214 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, w and n)
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:214 EP:230) The Ford of Bruinen(e and w) [sw and n]
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
(HP:214 EP:230) Anonymous figure fluidly feints to your left, catching you completely offguard
     with a vicious attack!
Anonymous figure stabs you viciously.
drop empty flask from pack
drop empty flask from cloak
get flask from cloak
get flask from pack
open flask
drink flask
drink flask
close flask
put flask in cloak
put flask in pack
The Great East Road(e, s, ne, path, w and n)
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:189 EP:230) The Great East Road(e, sw, s, ne and w)
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
(HP:189 EP:230) Stone Bridge(sw, s and n) [e and w]
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:189 EP:230) Jaron downs a potion.
Jaron whips his crimson longsword from his baldric with a whisk of menace!
Jaron wields a crimson longsword.
Without warning, Jaron stabs you from behind!
wimpy off
--> You notice Jaron sizing you up.
Jaron misses you by mere inches.
Eznima misses you.
Anonymous figure misses you by mere inches.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Travelto: aborted!  Type 'travelto resume' to continue.
Drop what?
(HP:189 EP:230) Drop what?
(HP:189 EP:230) Ok.
(HP:189 EP:230) There is no flask in the pack to get.
(HP:189 EP:230) You open a silver flask.
(HP:189 EP:230) The miruvor is cool and sweet.
(HP:189 EP:230) The miruvor is cool and sweet.
(HP:189 EP:230) You close a silver flask.
(HP:189 EP:230) Ok.
(HP:189 EP:230) Put what into what?
(HP:189 EP:230) You're no wimp!
(HP:189 EP:230) --> You notice Eznima sizing you up.
  Yerte enters.
Yerte leaves north.
travelto resume
You are attacked by Kalor!
wimpy off
Kalor tries to feint to your right, but stumbles, nearly drops a
     crimson longsword, and misses.
Travelto: resuming journey.
(HP:189 EP:230) The Stone Bridge(e, s, ne, nw and n)
 Yerte Avaris the silvan Guide (Moral)
 An empty keg
 An arrow
 A signpost
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
Travelto: Destination reached!
(HP:189 EP:230) You're no wimp!
(HP:189 EP:230) --> You notice Kalor sizing you up.
Jaron savagely mutilates you with a slash of the sword!
You scream in pain as the crimson blade penetrates your flesh!
Eznima inflicts massive damage to you.
Anonymous figure misses you by mere inches.
Kalor misses you by mere inches.
You miss Kalor....................... (Miss)
--> You notice Kalor sizing you up.
Do: starting commands.
(HP:120 EP:230) The bank of the River Bruinen(se, e, nw and n) [nw]
 An arrow
 A handcrafted arrow
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:120 EP:230) The bank of the River Bruinen(se, e, nw and n) [se and nw]
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
(HP:120 EP:230) The bank of the River Bruinen(se, e, nw and n) [se and nw]
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:120 EP:230) The bank of the River Bruinen(se, e, nw and n) [se, nw and n]
 A cloth vest
 An elf is here swimming in the river {below you}
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
(HP:120 EP:230) The bank of the River Bruinen(se and e) [se and e]
 An elf is here, fishing on the riverbank
Jaron enters.
Kalor enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Eznima enters.
(HP:120 EP:230) A waterfall(se, s and w) [s and w]
 A black rose
Jaron enters.
Eznima enters.
You hear a footstep nearby.
Kalor enters.
(HP:120 EP:230) lalalallalalalla
A dim cave(out)
 A small wooden chest (closed)
(HP:120 EP:230) Do: Commands completed.
(HP:120 EP:230) fade
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
(HP:120 EP:215) fade
fade
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
(HP:120 EP:175) fade
You are already blending into the background.
(HP:120 EP:175) fade
You are already blending into the background.
(HP:120 EP:175) fade
You are already blending into the background.
(HP:120 EP:175) You are already blending into the background.
(HP:120 EP:175) g
A dim cave(out)
 A small wooden chest (closed)
(HP:120 EP:175) A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
out
A waterfall(se, s and w) [s and w]
 Kalor the dunedain Twilight Guide (Wandering)
 Eznima Superstar the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
 Jaron the dunedain Young Lad (trudging off to war)
 A black rose
You feel as if you are being watched!
(HP:215 EP:230) You are bleeding from a large gash in your chest!
w
The bank of the River Bruinen(se and e) [se and e]
 An elf is here, fishing on the riverbank
(HP:215 EP:230) e
A waterfall(se, s and w) [s and w]
 Kalor the dunedain Twilight Guide (Wandering)
 Eznima Superstar the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
 Jaron the dunedain Young Lad (trudging off to war)
 A black rose
You feel as if you are being watched!
(HP:215 EP:230) 'noob alert
You say in Westron: noob a'noob alert
lert
(HP:215 EP:228) 'noob alert
You say in Westron: noob alert
(HP:215 EP:228) 'noob alert
You say in Westron: noob alert
(HP:215 EP:228) 'noob alert
You say in Westron: noob alert
(HP:215 EP:228) 'noob alert
You say in Westron: noob alert
(HP:215 EP:228) 'noob alert
You say in Westron: noob alert
(HP:215 EP:228) g
You say in Westron: noob alert
(HP:215 EP:228) Eznima boggles at the concept.
A waterfall(se, s and w) [s and w]
 Kalor the dunedain Twilight Guide (Wandering)
 Eznima Superstar the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic)
 Jaron the dunedain Young Lad (trudging off to war)
 A black rose
You feel as if you are being watched!
(HP:215 EP:228) Kalor chats with his party.
Jaron disappears!




This one was close (and if you you care why I didn't do anything for like 3 rounds I actaully tip the chair over and falled down while i was almost laughing to death)


(HP:138 EP:129) ne
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
 A guard of Linhir keeps watch over the battlements
(HP:138 EP:129) wield sword from sheath
You wield your elven short sword with careless ease.
(HP:138 EP:128) k guard
You attack Guard of Linhir.
(HP:138 EP:128) You miss Guard of Linhir....................... (Miss)
Guard of Linhir hits you.
You hit Guard of Linhir very hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Guard of Linhir says in Westron: Is this the best you can do?  You are
     surprisingly weak.
You inflict massive damage to Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You miss Guard of Linhir....................... (Miss)
Guard of Linhir grazes you.
You hit Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You miss Guard of Linhir....................... (Miss)
Guard of Linhir hits you very hard.
Clock: 04:00
You inflict massive damage to Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You hit Guard of Linhir very hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You hit Guard of Linhir very hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You miss Guard of Linhir....................... (Miss)
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You hit Guard of Linhir hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You hit Guard of Linhir very hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Guard of Linhir says in Westron: Fool!  Now you shall DIE for your mistake!
You hit Guard of Linhir very hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You miss Guard of Linhir....................... (Miss)
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You hit Guard of Linhir hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
shape
Guard of Linhir is in average shape.
AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG
(HP:116 EP:125) You inflict massive damage to Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You hit Guard of Linhir hard.
Guard of Linhir hits you.
shape
Guard of Linhir is in average shape.
AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG
(HP:112 EP:124) You massacre Guard of Linhir with incredible force!
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Guard of Linhir says in Westron: Is this the best you can do?  You are
     surprisingly weak.
shape
Guard of Linhir is in average shape.
AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG
(HP:112 EP:124) You miss Guard of Linhir....................... (Miss)
Guard of Linhir hits you hard.
You inflict massive damage to Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
You hit Guard of Linhir very hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
shape
You hit Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir hits you very hard.
Guard of Linhir doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
(HP:94 EP:124) hb
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Guard of Linhir!
(HP:94 EP:89) You are too busy to make an attack!
Guard of Linhir misses you.
shape
Guard of Linhir doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
(HP:94 EP:88) You massacre Guard of Linhir with incredible force!
Guard of Linhir hits you very hard.
Guard of Linhir says in Westron: Fool!  Now you shall DIE for your mistake!
who
                                                 The Two Towers

Talan the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)                                                          (mortal)  
Ergo the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)                                                                                (mortal)  
Xorox the dunedain Archmage (Demonic)                                                                           (mortal)  

Total friends and enemies and guildmates: 3
Total users: 51
(HP:81 EP:88) shape
Guard of Linhir doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
(HP:81 EP:88) hb
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
(HP:81 EP:88) You hit Guard of Linhir very hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
w
You can't go that way!
(HP:81 EP:88) w
You can't go that way!
(HP:81 EP:88) w
You can't go that way!
(HP:81 EP:88) w
You can't go that way!
(HP:81 EP:88) w
You can't go that way!
(HP:81 EP:88) sw
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(d, s and ne)
(HP:81 EP:88) sw
You can't go that way!
(HP:81 EP:88) d
Within a turret inside the Linhir city wall(se and u)
(HP:81 EP:88) s
You can't go that way!
(HP:81 EP:87) se
A courtyard outside the barracks(se, ne and nw)
 Statue of a beautiful woman
 A small plaque
(HP:81 EP:87) Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!
wimpy off
You're no wimp!
(HP:81 EP:87) You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure DECIMATES you with a ferocious attack!
drop empty flask from pack
drop empty flask from cloak
get flask from cloak
get flask from pack
open flask
drink flask
drink flask
close flask
put flask in cloak
put flask in pack
Drop what?
(HP:58 EP:87) Drop what?
(HP:58 EP:87) Ok.
(HP:58 EP:87) There is no flask in the pack to get.
(HP:58 EP:87) You open a silver flask.
(HP:58 EP:87) The miruvor is cool and sweet.
(HP:58 EP:87) The miruvor is cool and sweet.
(HP:58 EP:87) You close a silver flask.
(HP:58 EP:87) Ok.
(HP:58 EP:87) Put what into what?
(HP:58 EP:87) You miss someone....................... (Miss)
Anonymous figure DECIMATES you with a ferocious attack!
  e
You can't go that way!
(HP:36 EP:87) Anonymous figure charges at you with his sword, plunging the point into you!
s
You can't go that way!
(HP:2 EP:87) You are too busy to make an attack!
e
You can't go that way!
(HP:3 EP:87) You are too busy to make an attack!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure bashes you with the pommel of the sword.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
drop empty flask from pack
drop empty flask from cloak
get flask from cloak
get flask from pack
open flask
drink flask
drink flask
close flask
put flask in cloak
put flask in pack
Drop what?
(HP:101 EP:189) Drop what?
(HP:101 EP:189) Ok.
(HP:101 EP:189) There is no flask in the pack to get.
(HP:101 EP:189) You open a silver flask.
(HP:101 EP:189) The miruvor is cool and sweet.
(HP:101 EP:189) The miruvor is cool and sweet.
(HP:101 EP:189) You close a silver flask.
(HP:101 EP:189) Ok.
(HP:101 EP:189) Put what into what?
(HP:101 EP:189)   g
A courtyard outside the barracks(se, ne and nw)
 An anonymous figure
 Statue of a beautiful woman
 A small plaque
(HP:101 EP:189) You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
nw
Within a turret inside the Linhir city wall(se and u)
(HP:101 EP:188) w
You can't go that way!
(HP:101 EP:188) u
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(d, s and ne)
(HP:101 EP:188) You hit someone very hard.
Anonymous figure misses you.
'HAHA
You say in Westron: HAHA
(HP:101 EP:188) sw
You can't go that way!
(HP:101 EP:188) sw
You can't go that way!
(HP:101 EP:188) sw
You can't go that way!
(HP:101 EP:188) sw
You can't go that way!
(HP:101 EP:188) sw
You can't go that way!
(HP:101 EP:188) ne
You miss someone....................... (Miss)
Anonymous figure misses you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
 A guard of Linhir keeps watch over the battlements
(HP:184 EP:230) Anonymous figure drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into
his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS
mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely.
e
Anonymous figure drops an empty phial.
You can't go that way!
(HP:184 EP:230) ne
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
(HP:184 EP:230) ne
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(d, sw and ne)
(HP:184 EP:230) ne
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
(HP:184 EP:230) e
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure mangles you with extraordinary skill.
e
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) e
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) e
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) e
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) e
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) e
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) w
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) w
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) --> You notice someone sizing you up.
w
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) You inflict massive damage to someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
ne
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(d, sw and ne)
(HP:166 EP:229) ne
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
(HP:166 EP:229) ne
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
(HP:166 EP:229) ne
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(e, d and sw)
 Corpse of Guard of Linhir
(HP:166 EP:229) ne
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) ne
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) ne
You can't go that way!
(HP:166 EP:229) sw
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
(HP:166 EP:229) sw
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
(HP:166 EP:229) sw
--> You notice someone sizing you up.
d
You hit someone hard.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(d, sw and ne)
(HP:167 EP:230) s
Within a turret inside the Linhir city wall(s and u)
(HP:167 EP:230) At the town square inside the main gate of the city(se, e, s, out, w, guardhouse and n)
 A man in a long black coat
 A lonely student wanders aimlessly
 A drunken sailor stumbles about
 An empty phial
 A spent crystal
 A branch (burned out)
 An empty keg
(HP:167 EP:230) out
Before the Linhir city gates(enter and n)
(HP:167 EP:230) 4n
Do: starting commands.
(HP:167 EP:230) out
A road in the refugee camp(e, s, w and n)
(HP:167 EP:230) A crossroad in the refugee camp(e, s, w and n)
 A little girl is playing here
 A little boy is playing here
 A cheerful woman is aiding the refugees [2]
(HP:167 EP:230) A road in the refugee camp(e, s, w and n)
 A man is sneaking around
 A little boy is playing here
(HP:167 EP:230) A road in the refugee camp(s and out)
(HP:167 EP:230) Do: Commands completed.
(HP:167 EP:230) Linhir(s, city, w and n)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
(HP:167 EP:230) You hit someone very hard.
Anonymous figure nicks you.
You miss someone....................... (Miss)
Anonymous figure mangles you with extraordinary skill.
travelto minastirith
Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(se, e, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:229) A Natural Ford(se, s, nw and n) [e, ne and w]
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s, w and nw)
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s and w)
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s and w)
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s, w and n)
 A traveling lad
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
 An old gossiper [48 rumours, 43 new]
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s, w and n)
 A traveling lad
(HP:151 EP:229) travelto resume quickly
You miss someone....................... (Miss)
Anonymous figure misses you.
Travelto: aborted!  Type 'travelto resume' to continue.
Travelto: resuming journey.
Travelto: changing speed of travel!
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
 An empty phial
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:229) The Lebennin Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:226) The Lebennin Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:226) The Lebennin Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:226) The Lebennin Road(e, s, w and n)
 An old gossiper [48 rumours, 43 new]
(HP:151 EP:226) The Lebennin Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:226) A Wooden Bridge(e and w) [se, s and n]
 An empty wine bottle
(HP:151 EP:226) Port City of Pelargir(s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:226) The South Road(e, s, ne and n)
(HP:151 EP:226) The South Road(e, se, sw, s, ne, n and w)
(HP:151 EP:226) The South Road(se, e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:226) The South Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
 A young lad trudges off to war
(HP:151 EP:223) The South Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
 An old gossiper [48 rumours, 43 new]
(HP:151 EP:223) The South Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
 An empty mug
(HP:151 EP:223) The South Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:223) The South Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:223) The South Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w)
(HP:151 EP:223) The South Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:151 EP:223) You hit someone.
Anonymous figure mangles you with extraordinary skill.
The South Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
 A traveling lad
(HP:135 EP:222) The South Road(e, sw, s, w and n)
 A traveling lad
(HP:135 EP:222) The South Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
 A bowl with a lid
(HP:135 EP:222) The South Road(sw, s, w and n)
 A grey staff
(HP:135 EP:219) A Wooden Bridge(e, s, w and n) [se and nw]
(HP:135 EP:219) The South Road(e, s and n)
(HP:135 EP:219) The South Road(e, s, ne and n)
(HP:135 EP:219) The South Road(sw, s, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:219) The South Road(s, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:219) The South Road(s, ne, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:219) Outside the Rammas Echor(sw, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:219) The South Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:219) The South Road(se, e, sw, s, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:219) The South Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:216) The South Road(e, s, ne, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:216) The South Road(e, se, sw, s, ne, n and w)
(HP:135 EP:216) The South Road(e, sw, w, nw and n)
(HP:135 EP:216) The South Road(e, s, w and n)
(HP:135 EP:216) The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(e, s, enter and n)
 An empty glass
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Travelto: Destination reached!
(HP:135 EP:216) enter
    As you approach the gates of Minas Tirith, a guard on the 
battlement calls down to you. 'Hey, you! Yes, you! What in Eru's
name are you doing down there? You'll be killed!' He looks about
the battlements, then considers you carefully. 'I'll throw down
a rope to you if you want in, what do you say?'
(HP:135 EP:216) yes
    The guard drops a rope at your feet. You grab hold of it, and
start to climb, sweat dripping off your forehead as your muscles
scream in agony. Finally, you reach the battlements and turn to your
savior. He nods at you, rolls up his rope, and walks off into the
night.
On a walkway above Minas Tirith(se, e, s, ne and w)
(HP:135 EP:216) fade
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.

I was going to try to lock but he/she hunted of before I hit mt signpost