Part Two ----------- 41. from: elrond@elvenwood.net to: Galadriel@elvenwood.net We are doing very different stuff. And dont call me "grandson!" 42. from: Galadriel@elvenwood.net to: elrond@elvenwood.net Okay Okay, You need help 43. from: elrond@elvenwood.net to: gandalf@mid-earth.org Dude, who set me up with this mother-in law? 44. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: elrond@elvenwood.net All that Manwe is doing is like this... Why? 45. from: elrond@elvenwood.net to: gandalf@mid-earth.org She is sniffing around... giving advices..How do I get rid of her? 46. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: elrond@elvenwood.net I will think of something... But you have to help me to convince the others for the trip! 47. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: manve@arda.god Could you please speak with Galadriel - she has to calm down a bit?! 48. from: manve@arda.god to: gandalf@mid-earth.org I spoke to a special person. I will see what I can do. 49. from: manve@arda.god to: Galadriel@elvenwood.net Please keep quiet and wait for orders from Gandalf. 50. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: Galadriel@elvenwood.net Galadriel, wait for me - I need your help. 51. from: elrond@elvenwood.net to: manve@arda.god My Daughter fall inlove with some mortal. What do I do? 52. from: manve@arda.god to: elrond@elvenwood.net I cant heal love... Send him somewhere far away? 53. from: elrond@elvenwood.net to: gandalf@mid-earth.org Gandalf, isnt it time to go? 54. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: manve@arda.god The fellowship is gathered. We are going to Orodruin. 55. from: saruman@orthank.ork to: sauron@mordor.drk Those idiots went on a journey. They seem to be heading to Eregion. 56. from: sauron@mordor.drk to: saruman@orthank.ork IF you want me to forgive you for letting Gandalf escape, next time dont use "seem". Watch them closely! 57. from: saruman@orthank.ork to: nazgul_no_1@anywhere.spc Hey buddy, Your feet hurt from travelling on feet to Mordor?:P 58. from: nazgul_no_1@anywhere.spc to: saruman@orthank.ork My boss promissed me wings. Once I get them I will show you what is called pain.... 59. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: manve@arda.god Hey, you Sucker, what did you do to the weather, idiot? Now we have to trudge through Moria because of you... 60. from: saruman@orthank.ork to: sauron@mordor.drk They turned to Moria! 61. from: sauron@mordor.drk to: saruman@orthank.ork Great! I got a surprise for them in there! 62. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: Galadriel@elvenwood.net Lets postpone the meeting. How about after a week at the East Gate of Moria? 63. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: manve@arda.god Something strange and scary is on my way. What the fuck is THAT?! Attachment: unknown_infernal_beast.jpg (424242 bytes) 64. from: manve@arda.god to: gandalf@mid-earth.org Ha, Find out yourself you arrogant slut! Blah... I am good.. here is a link: www.jrrt.ask 65. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: manve@arda.god The search engine said that this is ... Oh, noooo! Balroooooooog! I am faaaaaaalling! 66. from: saruman@orthank.ork to: sauron@mordor.drk There was a big rumble in Moria! We seem to be a Gandalf short....*sniff*};-) 67. from: sauron@mordor.drk to: saruman@orthank.ork I forgive you for the escape but you remain incharge of the finding of the Ring! 68. from: sauron@mordor.drk to: nazgul_no_1@anywhere.spc I forgive you too, but learn from Saruman! Ah, yes, and I am sending you the wings in advance... 69. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: Galadriel@elvenwood.net We have to postpone the meeting again. Sorry... Will you take some guests while I get away? 70. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: manve@arda.god I am lying on some Peak. Send transport! 71. from: manve@arda.god to: gandalf@mid-earth.org Dude Do I look like a fucking Taxi ? 72. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: manve@arda.god I beg for forgiveness. I am awaiting my transport or I will go speak with Mandos! 73. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: varda@arda.god Dear, Please, Do something. Speak with your husband! 74. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: Mandos@arda.god If I dont move from here the next 20 minutes, please prepare me a nice room when I come to live with you. 75. from: varda@arda.god to: manve@arda.god Send an Eagle right away!!! 76. from: Mandos@arda.god to: manve@arda.god Dude, you crazy? Its too early to take Olorin in my halls! 77. from: gandalf@mid-earth.org to: Galadriel@elvenwood.net I am on my way flying to you. I seem to have wiped some wall in Moria. I am all white now! 78. from: Galadriel@elvenwood.net to: gandalf@mid-earth.org I am waiting for you but the others left...