Suicide, best way to die

Posted by
Armand [legacy]
Uploaded
25 October 2004 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Once in a while you just have one of those really long, bad days.

Comments

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    Alkath [legacy]
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    31 October 2004 03:02:11

    Fimbu is the retard here, I'd might say!

    * > Fimbu

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    30 October 2004 23:47:08

    These boys are just trying to get in your pants, too, btw, although I can't see why

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    30 October 2004 23:46:40

    Elariel is a fucktard

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    Sarys [legacy]
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    28 October 2004 12:24:09

    I LOVE YOU ELARIEL

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    Elariel [legacy]
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    27 October 2004 17:31:01

    wow...I suddenly feel very loved!

  • Author
    Theodrek [legacy]
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    27 October 2004 06:22:48

    She rocks, Kerr.

    ...although, I -am-...wait, no.

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    Alkath [legacy]
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    27 October 2004 03:02:58

    I don't know, but she is really nice, and that I know for sure. I'm willing to sacrifice my life for most of my friends. I know I'm gonna be as madly active even after a 3-4deaths in a row, but I'm not as sure that they'd be.

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    Kerr [legacy]
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    27 October 2004 02:59:34

    Is Elariel really hot or you two just really horny?

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    Rasputin [legacy]
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    27 October 2004 01:46:52

    I'd push you all off a cliff and laugh.

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    Alkath [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 23:09:06

    And I'd do it for you, Elariel! :)

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 22:46:14

    I'd jump off a cliff for you Elariel<3

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    Elariel [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 11:34:55

    Did you drown, Trempk? I've never died there due to encumberance. *shrug*

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    Saelon [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 10:58:30

    Do you mean Ethring?

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 10:42:23

    I died in shelob's lair mining gold with my brother cause i was too encumbered, does it matter on the dale tower too?

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    Imrazor [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 09:04:10

    Next time you can use the push syntax in Framsburg (on top of the tree with the girl)

    I've tried that a couple of times when there were no water dirs.

  • Author
    Armand [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 06:56:47

    Yeah Switch I edited a lot of the log, standing at the top I did a bunch of looks, and had a few tells spamming me out. Cut it out so I wouldnt hear any complaints about it being too long..... oh well, I'll try and do a better job next time.

    And yeah, Im pretty sure this jump is based on encumbrance and maby a factor of crashing into the orc. Ive done this before and lived, though only without any armour on.

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    Hobson [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 06:14:12

    Erm, my previous comment: Have = haven't. Meaning you suck.

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    Boffo [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 06:05:17

    I remember jumping off Lover's Leap with about 140HP and missing the Pool and dying instantly, so I figure it did about 180HP anyways.

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    Calenril [legacy]
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    26 October 2004 02:56:49

    Xsi: that may well be it. *cough* When I did it, I never used armour ;P But there's also another jump or two that seems to use encumbrance.

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    Xsi [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 23:40:11

    Armand shrugs.

    Armand says in Westron: ok

    Armand says in Westron: ready

    You say to your party: what's the syntax?

    --HP:230 EP:230-- Armand says in Westron: not sure what syntax is

    You say to your party: jump?

    --HP:230 EP:230-- Armand says in Westron: ill tyr jump

    Armand pushes away from the tower and drops down, down, down...

    Feeling truly mad, you push yourself off of the tower!

    Thin air

    --HP:230 EP:230-- Your party has been disbanded.

    You glance at the ground, about 418 feet left...

    You glance at the ground, about 354 feet left...

    --HP:230 EP:230-- You glance at the ground, about 258 feet left...

    You glance at the ground, about 130 feet left...

    WHAMMM!! You smash into the ground going at approximately

    160 feet per second! How ever you judged that you don't know, but you do

    know that right now, you are in excruciating pain!

    You're in the midst of a swarm of orcs, almost all of whom are too

    busy yelling at Dale to notice you. Some orcs throw ropes up to the

    top of the wall, hoping to climb over, but fortunately their ropes slip

    on the smooth stone wall and let their burden come crashing to the

    ground. Other orcs are clawing at the gate, some are setting fires

    around the gate in an orcish tradition of some sort. The Easterlings

    are generally running around and killing people with glee. They

    don't seem to be paying attention to the gate, just all the blood

    around it.

    The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.

    The sky is brilliantly clear.

    The only obvious exits are east, southeast, southwest, south and

    west.

    Corpse of Orc

    Corpse of Armand

    An old dirt road(e, s, n, se, sw, w, ne and nw)

    --HP:59 EP:230--

    Difference was I guess that I was unencumbered.

  • Author
    Rhoads [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 20:55:21

    Really? I started nearly 4 years ago, and I don't remember Beenz till about last year :P

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    Finduilun [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 20:46:38

    First log posted about Beeenz was Dec '02 though...by Aegon

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    Finduilun [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 20:45:59

    I really have no idea Hobson.

    My concept of time is very much distorted, due to 15 years of drug/substance abuse.

    :)

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    Hobson [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 19:59:52

    You have played for more than 3 years, who are you trying to fool?

  • Author
    Finduilun [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 18:47:15

    For those who dont know, the alts name was Beeenz...maybe someone of you will remember him ;)

  • Author
    Finduilun [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 18:46:38

    Not when i did it Nagash...i recall it being pretty much random.

    It was 4-5 years ago, with my first ever alt.

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    Nagash [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 18:40:39

    Uh Finduilun, that pool takes 5hp if you miss it...

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    Finduilun [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 17:51:05

    I remember the first time i got stuck at lovers leap near Erebor.

    I leaped off and made a perfect swam dive into the pool.

    COOL! I thought, and went up to do it again....

    SPLAT!

    I missed the pool and died. :(

  • Author
    Fild [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 17:08:52

    Oh my misstake, didn't read :P

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    Fild [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 17:08:21

    You know that the title 'Knight' for warriors are level 16 Pounder!

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 16:50:18

    I once leveled to 15 by accident when level 14 was Knight and i went to dale to jump off tower to get back to level 14, and i landed on orcs 4 times finally killing one of them and landing in the place he used to be at!:)

  • Author
    Kozlodoev [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 16:01:09

    As it is obvious from my comment, i died there with 230 hp as well:)

  • Author
    Kozlodoev [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 16:00:38

    This is a pretty silly place, cause anyone who explores on their own will die there:) And the fact that 'DUH. Jumping off a castle wall is not the brightest thing todo' isn't an exuse, because there are a lot of quests that involve falling in wells, jumping off cliffs, and plummeting into abysses.

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    Sarys [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 15:23:25

    Random, perhaps.

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    Calenril [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 15:13:40

    Did they make that jump different or something? I remember the first time I did a certain quest I jumped there, and landed on the orc, surviving with about 70 hp left. Of course it was a number of years ago, my memory mighta changed.

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    Tiaren [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 14:57:28

    You're fall is partialy broken as you fell directly ontop of an orc!

    horrible grammar there!

  • Author
    Hirgail [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 14:06:55

    That jump also works for player kills, I think:P Someone aughta try it!

  • Author
    Hallam [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 08:49:36

    Whee, I remember doing that on my first character =)

  • Author
    Switch [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 07:30:38

    Pretty sure there's a slight edit there. MELS in hand then on the inventory it's in sheath? I'd say you just cut some crap out the middle but the i happens after the hands command but before the hands info.

    I'm just being picky...

  • Author
    Rand [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 05:30:54

    I remember Broodwar npcs: 'It's a good day to die, sir!'

  • Author
    Gothwin [legacy]
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    25 October 2004 02:09:33

    Aldrius' STOP DYING drum.

    Darmot's Immortality horn.

    You just don't listen do you...