I found this amusing. :) A month old or something..
I didn't take any special attention to his surname really :) HP:230 EP:213 i Gold: 152 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands). *A crystal (worn). *A crystal (worn). *A pair of mail pants (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a crimson longsword (worn). *A faded black cloak (worn). *An emerald shield (worn). *A simple leather baldric (worn). *A tower guard's helmet (worn). *A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). *An Orc courier pack (worn). *Nareez's spellbook. *An engraved gold ring, inlaid with four red fire opals. *A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear. HP:230 EP:149 i pack Gold: 152 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You dig around in your orc courier pack and find: Your orc courier pack is less than half full. A piece of jerky (4) A walking staff HP:230 EP:213 i Gold: 152 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A crystal (worn). *A crystal (worn). *A pair of mail pants (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a crimson longsword (worn). *A faded black cloak (worn). *An emerald shield (worn). *A simple leather baldric (worn). *A tower guard's helmet (worn). *A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). *An Orc courier pack (worn). *Nareez's spellbook. *An engraved gold ring, inlaid with four red fire opals. *A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear. HP:230 EP:213 glance Inside the gates of Minas Tirith (w, n, nw, pelennor and s) Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) Rei the eorling Boss (Heroic) HP:230 EP:213 ':((((( You say: :((((( HP:230 EP:213 glance sharn Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) He is carrying: A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion. A stamped staying-permit. A dwarven hauberk (worn). An old leather baldric containing an elven short sword (worn). A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion. A dwarven war shield (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with four black pearls. HP:230 EP:213 fdl You fall down laughing. HP:230 EP:213 glance Sharn smirks in amusement. Inside the gates of Minas Tirith (w, n, nw, pelennor and s) Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) Rei the eorling Boss (Heroic) HP:230 EP:213 i Gold: 152 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A crystal (worn). *A crystal (worn). *A pair of mail pants (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a crimson longsword (worn). *A faded black cloak (worn). *An emerald shield (worn). *A simple leather baldric (worn). *A tower guard's helmet (worn). *A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). *An Orc courier pack (worn). *Nareez's spellbook. *An engraved gold ring, inlaid with four red fire opals. *A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear. HP:230 EP:213 glance Inside the gates of Minas Tirith (w, n, nw, pelennor and s) Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) Rei the eorling Boss (Heroic) HP:230 EP:214 uptime The Two Towers has been up for 2d 5h 47m 30s. HP:230 EP:214 Sharn has hp: 163/230 and end: 142/230 steal phial from sharn Sharn drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely. You steal an empty phial! HP:230 EP:195 Sharn says: needed the healing drop phial Ok. HP:230 EP:195 steal phial from sharn You try to steal the item, but you are not successful. HP:230 EP:190 steal phial from sharn You're already noticeable from your last steal and back away shyly. HP:230 EP:185 glance Inside the gates of Minas Tirith (w, n, nw, pelennor and s) An empty phial Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) Rei the eorling Boss (Heroic) HP:230 EP:185 Sharn laughs out loud. 'Fuck :P You say: Fuck :P HP:230 EP:185 steal phial from sharn You try to steal the item, but you are not successful. HP:230 EP:180 steal phial from sharn You're already noticeable from your last steal and back away shyly. HP:230 EP:175 glance Inside the gates of Minas Tirith (w, n, nw, pelennor and s) An empty phial Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) Rei the eorling Boss (Heroic) HP:230 EP:176 steal phial from sharn You try to steal the item, but you are not successful. HP:230 EP:171 steal phial from sharn You try to steal the item, but you are not successful. HP:230 EP:167 steal phial from sharn You try to steal the item, but you are not successful. HP:230 EP:162 steal phial from sharn You try to steal the item, but you are not successful. HP:230 EP:157 glance Inside the gates of Minas Tirith (w, n, nw, pelennor and s) An empty phial Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) Rei the eorling Boss (Heroic) HP:230 EP:158 score Nareez the edain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Your stomach is almost full, barely room for another bite. HP: 230/230 END: 158/230 Exp: 2865243 Avg. Stats: 100 Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 19 wizard, 21d 4h 47m 30s old. HP:230 EP:158 'madafaka You say: madafaka HP:230 EP:158 steal phial from sharn You try to steal the item, but you are not successful. HP:230 EP:153 i Gold: 152 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A crystal (worn). *A crystal (worn). *A pair of mail pants (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a crimson longsword (worn). *A faded black cloak (worn). *An emerald shield (worn). *A simple leather baldric (worn). *A tower guard's helmet (worn). *A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). *An Orc courier pack (worn). *Nareez's spellbook. *An engraved gold ring, inlaid with four red fire opals. *A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear. HP:230 EP:153 'Gimmi :P You say: Gimmi :P HP:230 EP:153 steal phial from sharn You try to steal the item, but you are not successful. HP:230 EP:149 Sharn says: nah glance Inside the gates of Minas Tirith (w, n, nw, pelennor and s) An empty phial Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) Rei the eorling Boss (Heroic) HP:230 EP:149 legend sharn Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) On for: 34m 37s Gender: male Age: 12d 21h 9m 54s Can be mailed: Sharn@DolAmroth Info: Would you like to be my friend? HP:230 EP:149 glance Inside the gates of Minas Tirith (w, n, nw, pelennor and s) An empty phial Sharn the Heartless the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) Rei the eorling Boss (Heroic) HP:230 EP:149 Sharn says: i'm using this Gave up after a while. ...Later HP:230 EP:90 wanted You have 58 minutes and 9 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to steal from Sharn. You have 58 minutes and 4 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to steal from Sharn. You have 58 minutes and 13 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to steal from Sharn. 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